Comprehensive + Lao Jiumen and Unparalleled Lolita team up to brush a copy
Chapter 1 Is this a horse monkey shochu?
As a good (not) citizen of the 21st century, Mu Xue, who has traveled through something, is very calm.
Hmm... Traveling through another world to become a horse monkey shochu or something, such a Su setting, the girl also expressed her willingness to accept it.After playing games for so long, I have never tried a holographic online game!Just thinking about it is full of excitement, okay?
Just when the girl was ready to become a horse monkey shochu, frantically brush up dungeons, push to the big boss, save the world, and reach the pinnacle of her life——she found that even if her current loli body became a horse monkey shochu, she was only a combat power 5 Scum! ! !The girl just clicked her lips in a little disgust, and then comforted herself with relief.
It's okay, if we can't be a DPS, we can also become a professional nurse! ≥﹏≤Professional milk has not explained it for decades~ (Huh? It seems that something has been accidentally exposed~)
Oh, I forgot to mention that the girl thought that she was wearing a world that looked like an online game (huh? It seems that something was accidentally exposed~), even if this world is so mysterious and unreasonable... But as a half-native- As a true professional player, even if her combat power is scumbag, she can still climb to the pinnacle of her life like a slug! ! ! [Grip the claws! 】
Just Jiang, the girl is learning all kinds of mana in <Sacred Palace>!Blood recovery 1 and even resurrection! The "sacred art" has embarked on the road of the Virgin.
However, the facts have proved that every traverser has the aura of the protagonist. Although she did not send her to heaven as the Virgin Mary, she has become the most glamorous position in the "Holy Palace" - the Holy Maiden!Hmm... loli bodied saint! (/ω\)
However, before the girl has finally become a winner in life, she can casually wave her hands all over the world, stand on the god-level peak of the <Sacred Palace>, and look down at the worship of various mortal "players" for a few lifetimes. The consciousness of this world (or Fate?) discovered her bug-like existence!
World Awareness: Emma!Where did this cheat come from, it almost snatched away the halo I gave to my 'son' (the one with great luck, the child of destiny)! Σ(っ°Д°;) How can this allow the son to leave the harem with the protagonist's domineering halo, accept the younger brother, and use the golden finger to upgrade and fight the devil to reach the pinnacle of life? ! (...Long Aotian??←_←)
no!A heretic has raised the world's prestige so high, his own son is still messing around!
Heresy heresy!back off back off!Burn burn burn! 0(dish)0
However, it seems that the girl accidentally raised her prestige too high, and expulsion or something is not an ordinary difficulty.
The world consciousness is embarrassed, and the best thing to do is - ah, girl, let's talk about 'loving' life. 0(≧▽≦)0 (Idiots talk upside down, talk about life!?)
Unfortunately, a certain Lolita Saintess is studying how to avoid taking drugs and directly use sacred spells to return mana.And it has already got to the crucial point, and it is about to succeed!It's rare for a girl to concentrate once in so many years, and she was caught up by the unlucky child of world consciousness.
So... Tsundere cough cough, the proud world consciousness is blown up by the girl's "cold" attitude, of course!
girl!You are a dick!I'll give you a celestial monkey, isn't it going to go to heaven! ?
Don't think I can't cure you!There are people above me!
Well, the rules~ I love to see, here is someone pretending to be X and not being struck by lightning~! ((o(dish)o))!!
"Beat" the young ones, and the old ones come out.No matter what world you are in, for those brats who can't beat you when something happens, if we grow up, it is definitely the world, no, the planes of the whole universe are universal.Absolutely all of them look the same—the brats go back to rescue soldiers: Parents, please!
Laws: Who bullied my son!Don't want to live anymore?See if I don't let Lei Jie strike him to death! (;≥dish≤)!
Uh...(⊙﹏⊙) Which family's Lu child, judging from the aura he carries on his body, he has a lot of background... Tsk tsk tsk, I can't afford to be provoked, lightning strikes are impossible, let's expel him directly.If you die outside the plane, it's none of our business~*^_^*
Ever since, it was a tragedy for the girl who unknowingly poked the "point x" of the world consciousness but was not comforted.
Just when~she broke through the full level and was about to create the legend of "God Milk", a radiance flourished, and her body melted into the white light.
Just when the girl thought the level was too high after the upgrade and "flyed up" on her own, an electronic sound came to mind.
"Ding, the host was expelled from this plane, and the auxiliary system was activated in advance to automatically transfer. The 'reputation point' is not enough to transfer to the next plane, and it is reversed..."
"Ding, the deduction is complete. The current reputation value is -$#&%$#&... Since the host is seriously in debt, the debt repayment dungeon mode has been activated."
The corner of the girl's mouth twitched slightly, what the hell is this "debt repayment dungeon mode"!The negative sign is followed by a string of garbled characters, right?Can you give me an exact number?Bullying Lao Tzu has never studied mathematics? !Rolle's theorem, Taylor's formula, and L'Hopital's rule will give you a good idea every minute! (Of course, it’s for you to see (≧▽≦)/~┴┴ is more realistic~)
The system seemed to hear the girl's inner madness, and the system finally responded.
"Ding, the combat value of the host is too low (the slag with an attack power of -5), it is recommended to form a team. After the team is formed, the teammate binding cannot be changed, please consider carefully!"
"Tsk, is this a gift package for beginners?"
Mu Xue looked at the light screen of teammate character options in front of her, tsk, her system wouldn't belong to a doujin group, would it?Take a look at this large list of film and television animation characters...
Hmm...a handsome guy or something, pass!It is to choose teammates, not love.
Hmm... the heroine or something, the three views are too upright, tsk, it's too in the way! pass! (...I seem to have discovered something extraordinary (/ω\))
Most of the female villains are not good-looking, have impatient IQs, have no aura, and are easy to hang up, pass! pass!
"Huh?" The girl raised her eyebrows, her eyes stopped somewhere, "Little Red Riding Hood...it's you..."
There was a twinkle in the star pupil, full of interest.
"Oh, it seems that I can look forward to it..."
System: "..." Don't pretend to be the host, looking at your loli body that has remained unchanged for thousands of years, I knew you were a lolicon and put her in it on purpose! ←_←
The author has something to say: oops, after holding it in for a long time, I still can't help the itch of my paws and I'm going back to writing again~~~ Last night I dreamed that Qi Luomei stared at me with big black eyes and asked me cutely: " Why not dig a hole!"
I said: "My dear concubine, don't worry, I will open it tomorrow~ okay~"
Hmm... Traveling through another world to become a horse monkey shochu or something, such a Su setting, the girl also expressed her willingness to accept it.After playing games for so long, I have never tried a holographic online game!Just thinking about it is full of excitement, okay?
Just when the girl was ready to become a horse monkey shochu, frantically brush up dungeons, push to the big boss, save the world, and reach the pinnacle of her life——she found that even if her current loli body became a horse monkey shochu, she was only a combat power 5 Scum! ! !The girl just clicked her lips in a little disgust, and then comforted herself with relief.
It's okay, if we can't be a DPS, we can also become a professional nurse! ≥﹏≤Professional milk has not explained it for decades~ (Huh? It seems that something has been accidentally exposed~)
Oh, I forgot to mention that the girl thought that she was wearing a world that looked like an online game (huh? It seems that something was accidentally exposed~), even if this world is so mysterious and unreasonable... But as a half-native- As a true professional player, even if her combat power is scumbag, she can still climb to the pinnacle of her life like a slug! ! ! [Grip the claws! 】
Just Jiang, the girl is learning all kinds of mana in <Sacred Palace>!Blood recovery 1 and even resurrection! The "sacred art" has embarked on the road of the Virgin.
However, the facts have proved that every traverser has the aura of the protagonist. Although she did not send her to heaven as the Virgin Mary, she has become the most glamorous position in the "Holy Palace" - the Holy Maiden!Hmm... loli bodied saint! (/ω\)
However, before the girl has finally become a winner in life, she can casually wave her hands all over the world, stand on the god-level peak of the <Sacred Palace>, and look down at the worship of various mortal "players" for a few lifetimes. The consciousness of this world (or Fate?) discovered her bug-like existence!
World Awareness: Emma!Where did this cheat come from, it almost snatched away the halo I gave to my 'son' (the one with great luck, the child of destiny)! Σ(っ°Д°;) How can this allow the son to leave the harem with the protagonist's domineering halo, accept the younger brother, and use the golden finger to upgrade and fight the devil to reach the pinnacle of life? ! (...Long Aotian??←_←)
no!A heretic has raised the world's prestige so high, his own son is still messing around!
Heresy heresy!back off back off!Burn burn burn! 0(dish)0
However, it seems that the girl accidentally raised her prestige too high, and expulsion or something is not an ordinary difficulty.
The world consciousness is embarrassed, and the best thing to do is - ah, girl, let's talk about 'loving' life. 0(≧▽≦)0 (Idiots talk upside down, talk about life!?)
Unfortunately, a certain Lolita Saintess is studying how to avoid taking drugs and directly use sacred spells to return mana.And it has already got to the crucial point, and it is about to succeed!It's rare for a girl to concentrate once in so many years, and she was caught up by the unlucky child of world consciousness.
So... Tsundere cough cough, the proud world consciousness is blown up by the girl's "cold" attitude, of course!
girl!You are a dick!I'll give you a celestial monkey, isn't it going to go to heaven! ?
Don't think I can't cure you!There are people above me!
Well, the rules~ I love to see, here is someone pretending to be X and not being struck by lightning~! ((o(dish)o))!!
"Beat" the young ones, and the old ones come out.No matter what world you are in, for those brats who can't beat you when something happens, if we grow up, it is definitely the world, no, the planes of the whole universe are universal.Absolutely all of them look the same—the brats go back to rescue soldiers: Parents, please!
Laws: Who bullied my son!Don't want to live anymore?See if I don't let Lei Jie strike him to death! (;≥dish≤)!
Uh...(⊙﹏⊙) Which family's Lu child, judging from the aura he carries on his body, he has a lot of background... Tsk tsk tsk, I can't afford to be provoked, lightning strikes are impossible, let's expel him directly.If you die outside the plane, it's none of our business~*^_^*
Ever since, it was a tragedy for the girl who unknowingly poked the "point x" of the world consciousness but was not comforted.
Just when~she broke through the full level and was about to create the legend of "God Milk", a radiance flourished, and her body melted into the white light.
Just when the girl thought the level was too high after the upgrade and "flyed up" on her own, an electronic sound came to mind.
"Ding, the host was expelled from this plane, and the auxiliary system was activated in advance to automatically transfer. The 'reputation point' is not enough to transfer to the next plane, and it is reversed..."
"Ding, the deduction is complete. The current reputation value is -$#&%$#&... Since the host is seriously in debt, the debt repayment dungeon mode has been activated."
The corner of the girl's mouth twitched slightly, what the hell is this "debt repayment dungeon mode"!The negative sign is followed by a string of garbled characters, right?Can you give me an exact number?Bullying Lao Tzu has never studied mathematics? !Rolle's theorem, Taylor's formula, and L'Hopital's rule will give you a good idea every minute! (Of course, it’s for you to see (≧▽≦)/~┴┴ is more realistic~)
The system seemed to hear the girl's inner madness, and the system finally responded.
"Ding, the combat value of the host is too low (the slag with an attack power of -5), it is recommended to form a team. After the team is formed, the teammate binding cannot be changed, please consider carefully!"
"Tsk, is this a gift package for beginners?"
Mu Xue looked at the light screen of teammate character options in front of her, tsk, her system wouldn't belong to a doujin group, would it?Take a look at this large list of film and television animation characters...
Hmm...a handsome guy or something, pass!It is to choose teammates, not love.
Hmm... the heroine or something, the three views are too upright, tsk, it's too in the way! pass! (...I seem to have discovered something extraordinary (/ω\))
Most of the female villains are not good-looking, have impatient IQs, have no aura, and are easy to hang up, pass! pass!
"Huh?" The girl raised her eyebrows, her eyes stopped somewhere, "Little Red Riding Hood...it's you..."
There was a twinkle in the star pupil, full of interest.
"Oh, it seems that I can look forward to it..."
System: "..." Don't pretend to be the host, looking at your loli body that has remained unchanged for thousands of years, I knew you were a lolicon and put her in it on purpose! ←_←
The author has something to say: oops, after holding it in for a long time, I still can't help the itch of my paws and I'm going back to writing again~~~ Last night I dreamed that Qi Luomei stared at me with big black eyes and asked me cutely: " Why not dig a hole!"
I said: "My dear concubine, don't worry, I will open it tomorrow~ okay~"
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