[Dance Dance] Wake up, Sparta

Summarizing all the information collected from Uncle Xu in a word document, Zhang Xiaogun frowned deeply, even though she always boasted that her love experience was a few blocks away from Sun's novels, but when facing a woman Charm didn't work at all, and when the hobby column was filled with handsome men, her mind was actually blank.

Turning his gaze back to the game, Zhang Xiaogun said a word to Sun Xiaoxiao confiding in his heart: "Otherwise, where are you from? Buy a ticket and beat yourself up. I will be entangled with you forever."

And Sun Xiaogun's dejected look made Zhang Xiaogun's desire to continue complaining completely gone. Zhaoxia slanted in through the cracks in the curtains, reflecting Zhang Xiaogun's already fair face without even a trace of blood. , said goodnight to Sun Xiao wearily, Zhang Xiaogun read the document again, bolded and marked a few paragraphs, and turned off the computer.Zhang Xiaogun didn't know how long she lived in such a house girl's life upside down day and night, it seemed that it started when she went to college, and it was no joke to her when she woke up and it was dark.

And how long will this kind of life last?Can you help Sun Xiaoxiao catch up with that gay?Thinking of this, Zhang Xiaogun fell asleep in a daze.

In the afternoon of the next day, Zhang Xiaogun deliberately got up early and started to work. An hour later, the completely new Zhang Xiaogun No. [-] stood in Sun Xiaoxiao's room and said rascally: "Beauty, you don't like green peppers either. Is it?" At the moment when Sun Xiaoxiao stood there dumbfounded, Zhang Xiaogun quickly said, "Don't kick me, I'm Xiaogun."

Sun Xiaoxiao circled around her, and after a long while, suddenly filled the screen with exclamation marks and said, "Oh my God, Xiao Gun, you've changed your gender!"

Yes, the first thing Zhang Xiaogun did after waking up today was to apply for a male account, and then he tried his best to make this account attractive, seeing Sun Xiaoxiao's unbelievable expression, Zhang Xiaogun bit his back Molar said viciously: "If you don't enter the tiger's den, how can you get tiger cubs."

"No, Xiaogun..." Sun Xiaowen seemed to want to say something, but Zhang Xiaogun interrupted her with a determined face, "The wind is rustling, the water is cold, and the strong man is gone..."

"No, Xiaogun, listen to me..." Interrupted by Sun Xiaogun again, Zhang Xiaogun seldom lost his temper, but made a hugging gesture and said: "Xiaowen, I know you must Very touched."

"I want to say, Xiaogun, that you dress too girlily. Liu himself is a victim. He won't like your style." Before Zhang Xiaogun could react, Sun Xiaoxiao had already finished speaking in one breath and ran away quickly. Arriving in the corner of the room, and then kept moving the character, knowing that her sinister intention was to fear that he would hit her, Zhang Xiaogun finally roared angrily: "Who told you that I was going to seduce Liu, I am not interested in Shou , do you have a little IQ, what I want to seduce is his good friend, Maria!"

Seeing Sun Xiaowen standing there silently, Zhang Xiaogun knew that her reflex arc, which could go around the earth several times, had completely died. Taking a long breath, Zhang Xiaogun patiently explained: "I'm going to seduce him away." Good friend, Liu will definitely be heartbroken, and at this time you can take advantage of it and use your tenderness to mend the little wound in his heart."

Sun Xiaoxiao still didn't answer, just when Zhang Xiaogun was about to roar, the door of the dormitory was knocked open, and Sun Xiaoxiao, who was wearing a pink floral nightgown, rushed over, tearfully hugging Zhang Xiaogun and using her Said in a unique crying tone: "Xiao Gun, you are so kind, I have never seen such a wicked person like you."

Before she could hug her, Zhang Xiaogun pushed her out. Just as he was greeting all the decent male relatives in Sun Xiaohua's family for 5000 years in his mind, a loudspeaker made Zhang Xiaogun stop. All moves.

[Maria:] Technical room, chasing business cards, password 0, six people open.

Sure enough, I am a good girl who is so kind that God will help me. Although she sighed like this, Zhang Xiaogun's mouth evoked an indescribable smirk. He quickly opened Maria's business card and entered the password without hesitation. Go straight to the target.

After entering the house, click on preparations, Zhang Xiaogun inspected his clothes and the furnishings of the room, but to her disappointment, unlike Liu's high-profile, this man's equipment is extremely casual, except for the necessary clothes, shoes and hair, nothing else. No other matching was done, and this room was so clean that it made people speechless. Not only did it not have any decorations, but even the sofa and table provided by the system did not know where he got it. Before Zhang Xiaogun made a further step Explore, the game begins.

When that familiar female voice called ReadyGO, Zhang Xiaogun seemed to hear something in his brain break with a bang.The purpose of her coming to this room is to understand what kind of person Maria is. Although as Liu's good friend, he should be gay, but even Uncle Xu, who is known as the number one rotten girl in Northeast China, is also right. This person didn't know half of it, it seemed that one day he suddenly appeared beside Liu, and since then there has been a legend of a pair of good gay friends in the world.

But at this time, Zhang Xiaogun didn't know this person any better than he did before he came here. On the contrary, he entered a technical room out of nowhere. There are still people in the world who like this kind of game that only needs five fingers.However, when she saw the soaring scores of the other five people at the top of the screen, Zhang Xiaogun's strong heart still felt deeply ashamed.

Even if this game is so simple that you only need to add spaces up, down, left, and right, there are some people in the world who can only distinguish up and down and never know left and right.

For example, Zhang Xiaogun.

At the end of the game, Maria's game character pretended to be waving her hands to the left and right, which was in stark contrast to Zhang Xiaogun's dejected look of bowing his head.Zhang Xiaogun, who knew that he had violated the taboo of military strategists and exposed his shortcomings, was no longer in the mood to study how to break the gay Maria, and was full of thoughts about whether to run away silently and reappear in a vest.

It's a pity that there are always some things that cannot be controlled by manpower in this world. For example, Uncle Xu said that Liu, who hadn't appeared for four or five days, just jumped into the room so weirdly, and said lightly from the position of watching the battle: "Sweeping the floor, let a Location."

Who would choose such an idiot's name, Zhang Xiaogun, who would complain about the color of the sky even in the face of a catastrophe, looked around at the people in the room, and sure enough, no one was called "sweeping the floor", and was about to continue complaining about this. When I was a man, I saw the word six appearing on the screen again.

"What's the name of that roll? You're still standing here after a while. Are you here to sweep the floor of Adam's house? Make room."

Faced with this kind of remarks that could be regarded as the biggest humiliation to Zhang Xiaogun in the first half of his life, Zhang Xiaogun unexpectedly did not get angry, and she even calmly went through the information given to her by Uncle Xu in her mind. Mary, the English name is Adam, but it seems that apart from Liu, no one has ever heard him call him that.

However, she didn't give up her position, and just said in a calmer and more indifferent tone than Liu: "So, are you sure you can jump better than me? I think you are not even as good as my sister."

No one spoke in the whole room for a long time.There is no doubt that Liu is a celebrity in this game, but he is not famous only because of his orientation or because he has a beautiful face that both men and women can't resist.As the saying goes, good things don't go out and bad things spread thousands of miles. What makes Liu's name resound throughout the district is his bad temper that is directly proportional to his beauty.And Zhang Xiaogun's words clearly touched the restricted area of ​​this sensitive man.Any subject absolutely does not want to be said to be inferior to a woman.

Except for Maria, who had been silent all the time, the other four people jumped to the spectator positions very wisely when they saw that the momentum was not good.

"Tell me, what do you want." Wearing a fiery red six, he walked to Mary's side. With just a few words, Zhang Xiaogun smelled a strong smell of gunpowder.

Knowing that things have gradually slipped out of his control, Zhang Xiaogun complained a little in his heart that he couldn't hold his breath. It's just such a bad temper. I really don't know what Sun Xiaoxiao likes about him. Since conventional methods can't get into this In the eyes of the two uncles, it is better to make mistakes and make mistakes, what should come will always come, and what should go can't be kept.

Zhang Xiaogun, who didn't realize that things had turned into what she is now and was inseparable from her bad temper, after comforting herself like this, replied confidently: "You will know if you compete with my sister."