[Comprehensive] Runaway Witch

It was already evening when we arrived in London, the temperature in London was not high in summer, and Elina breathed the humid and cool air in London nostalgicly.

Walking out of Terminal 3 of London Heathrow International Airport, there was no one to pick him up, so Alina had to push her luggage and go out by herself, so the Holmes brothers were so inhumane that they didn't come to pick him up.

Pushing the luggage all the way, seeing the rushing crowd at the airport, Alina hadn't come back for a long time, so she felt very complicated. She looked around for a while before leaving this place full of on-off and on-off.

Walking to the exit of the airport, the low-key black car was already waiting. Seeing Alina's appearance, the driver got out of the car, took her luggage, and opened the back seat door for her.

Unsurprisingly, it was McCoff's assistant, who was already waiting in the car, seeing Alina's arrival, she did not stop her intimate contact with her mobile phone.

"Good afternoon, Miss Assistant." Alina got into the car naturally, and greeted the lady next to her.

"Good afternoon." Glancing at Alina, the assistant did not leave her mobile phone.

"Which Mr. Holmes are you going to see now? Or the two of them together." Alina didn't care about the other party's expression of love for mobile phones.

"Ms. Clark, you'll know when you arrive." Shi Shi gave Alina a smile, and then the pretty assistant turned her face to the phone again.

"..." Alina who started playing with her phone because she was bored.

The following is the text message content:

Alina: I've already boarded your brother's black car, I don't know if he's looking for you.

Like the assistant lady beside her, Alina typed loudly.

Sherlock: Please don't doubt it. According to the GPS, it will arrive in 40 minutes.

Sherlock who replied quickly, it seems that the mobile phone is in his hand, otherwise he would not bother to reach out.

Alina: My mobile phone's GPS is turned off by default, and you haven't turned it on remotely, so how do you know my whereabouts?

Alina, who immediately confirmed the status of her mobile phone, really felt insecure, because her little friend was too powerful.

Sherlock: Can you use your brain, IQ is almost below the average, not your cell phone GPS.

Even through text messages, Sherlock's dislike is already coming out.

Alina: Since I just got off the plane and you weren't near the airport, I'm sure no one put a tracker on me.

Although the reply to the text message was very affirmative, Alina was still a little fidgety. She repeatedly thought about her series of actions from getting off the plane, picking up her luggage, and leaving the airport. It is true that she did not have any contact with strangers.

Sherlock: Your mental state has not been relieved, and your uneasy emotions are like a shadow. It is rare for you to be so vigilant and make sure that no small things are attached to your body.Then I'll tell you, it's not on you.Watch out cowards, no one is sticking a tracker on you.

Sherlock, who is prone to chatter when texting, is chattering non-stop, and doesn't know what his hobbies are.

Alina: Your record is so bad it's hard to trust you, so where's the tracker?

Alina, who already wanted to rummage through her bag, didn't quite believe it.

Sherlock: Can't you guess for yourself?Anyway, it is an FBI. Because of you, my evaluation of the American FBI has been lowered by one level. You must know that my evaluation of the FBI is not high.

The venom was sprayed without any scruples, almost showing off Alina's IQ.

Alina: Poisonous tongue and curly hair!

Alina, who was attacked with a poisonous tongue, fought back.

Sherlock: Are you envious of my language talent?Or my thick hair, you know Mycroft is jealous of my hair because of his wobbly hairline.

Stampede must bring his brother Sherlock, he always left a seat for McCoff in his trampled list.

Alina: Sherlock, you think too much, but indeed, your curly hair gives you a lot of points. Congratulations to your hair stylist, he must be very successful, because his skillful research saved you from being hopeless long face, thank God for His mercy.

Alina will also spill venom, mainly because Sherlock's face is already long, to be honest.

Sherlock: It's better than Mycroft, who is killing dentists and tailors. As for you, you are unkempt and horrible.

Before Sherlock met Elina, he gave her two adjectives, two adjectives that no woman would like.

Alina: I don’t like your living habits as a man who always seamlessly connects his nightgown and formal attire.Also, I have to remind you that I am wearing casual clothes, so as not to be tied up in formal clothes on the long flight.

Alina didn't even bother to ask Sherlock why he knew what he was wearing.

Sherlock: Casual clothes, huh.

Don't doubt it, it's just a tone of complete disdain, you can imagine his expression.

Alina: I don't care about my casual clothes now, I've seen you in beggar clothes, okay?It's a good match for you.

The speed of the two of them is very fast, just like doubles in table tennis. The two keep going back and forth, which made McCoff's assistant lady pay attention to Alina. What should I do if I am ashamed of my love for mobile phones? Boss, it's definitely not that I don't love work enough.

So Alina took the time to give the assistant a smile, then bowed her head and continued typing.

Leaving the assistant lady who has never been treated like this before, is a little heartbroken.

Sherlock: Thank you for praising my camouflage skills. It's a pity that you have only your own appearance and no acting talent.

I have special understanding ability, which is the meaning expressed by Sherlock's reply.

Alina: Tsk tsk, I don't bother to care about your ten-year comprehension ability.I don't need acting or anything, I can completely become that person.

Alina was too lazy to explain what sarcasm was to Sherlock.

Sherlock: Your reply speed has slowed down, something distracted you for three seconds, I know you should be in a panic now, and no one else has contacted you.

Sherlock is insensible, and the content is doubled because of the fact that it is annoying.

Alina was almost pissed off, took a deep breath, and didn't call to scold people.

Alina: Maybe I'm too lazy to text you!

Sherlock: Slow again, and, you're lying.

Alina: I suddenly hope that the car doesn't go directly to your place, otherwise I'm afraid I will go to jail.

Sherlock: Don't worry, you can't beat me.

Alina: Really?Maybe we can try again today, maybe you won't see the sun tomorrow.

Sherlock: There will be various subtexts that do not mean that your skills have improved. From your voice, you have been slowly gaining weight. I am very worried that you will join the ranks of Mycroft.

Alina: Xiali... just wait and see!

Alina, who was getting more and more angry at Sherlock, threw her phone into her bag and didn't look at it.

"Miss Clark, are you okay?" After all, the boss asked to pick up the person, and the assistant took time out of her busy schedule to ask a question of concern.

"I remember I didn't introduce myself, Ms. Assistant." Alina now feels that all geniuses are not easy to get along with, Rhett is indifferent, Sherlock's emotional intelligence is touching, and Mycroft's desire to control breaks through the sky.

And she actually prepared nougat for them, damn it!

"Hehe, your phone has been vibrating." After speaking, the assistant gave a smile and turned her eyes back to the phone.

Angrily picked up the phone.

Sherlock: Don't call me Charlie!

Sherlock: You should text back.

Sherlock: You want to hit me, call me Xiali, I didn't even throw away the phone.

Sherlock: Where do you think the tracker is?

Sherlock: Don't want to know where I put the tracker?

Sherlock: Text me back when you have time.

Sherlock: Reply if you don't have time, anyway, you don't have anyone to chat with.

The interval between this series of text messages is very regular. It is conceivable that Sherlock is constantly sending text messages from a single computer.

Alina didn't want to know where the tracker was at all, turned her mobile phone to silent mode, and started emailing BAU and friends who knew she had returned to the UK.

"Miss Clark, can you reply to Mr. Sherlock's text message." The assistant's rare initiative to talk, there is indeed a reason.

"Sherlock is not your leader, why do you listen to him?" Alina reported everyone's safety one by one, and received the fastest reply email from the computer-controlled Garcia.

"Please reply a text message." Miss Assistant's smile was no longer pretty, obviously because of the explosion of text messages in her mobile phone.

"Is your cell phone's GPS turned on?" Alina answered irrelevantly.

"...No." Although she didn't understand why Alina asked, the assistant checked her phone.

"Have you seen Sherlock today?" Alina continued to ask, it seemed that she was still curious about where the tracker was.

"No, can I reply a text message?" The assistant lady insisted not to go wrong.

Alina looked at her mobile phone, there were 10 unread text messages.

Sherlock: I already smell the case.

Sherlock: Today is definitely Christmas.

Sherlock: Alina, I've decided to have you as my assistant.

Sherlock: Don't refuse, the ordinary life is over.

Sherlock: God, journalists are switching to writing suspense novels these days.

Sherlock: Oh!Uninteresting, criminals these days are not creative.

Sherlock: Serial murder, a case you are good at has happened, come here quickly.

Sherlock: Today is still a happy holiday!magic!creative!Sophisticated masterpiece!

Sherlock: My assistant, you still have 10 minutes to arrive. The detective is already waiting.

Sherlock: Are you looking at your phone, please reply quickly, if it is convenient for you.

Alina: Not interested...

In the end, under the almost begging eyes of the assistant lady, Alina replied with two words: NOI...

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