[Bungo Stray Dogs] Are you dating online?My handcuffs are so sweet

Guotiao Ye Caiju threw her snacks back into the refrigerator without saying a word, and dragged her into a western restaurant. After booking the room, she didn't wait for her to hesitate and wait for the food to come up. It looked like she had come prepared .

The standard etiquette of western food is completely invisible in the private room, Jiutiao Youqi only knows that if she continues to eat like this, she wants to give Tiaoye Caiju a hammer and turn her head away.

"...Jouye-kun."

Tiaoye Caiju's knife and fork paused, and he said in a deep voice, "That's not right."

"...?" Kutiao Youqi stuffed a mouthful of pudding into his mouth in bewilderment. After thinking about it, he must have been stunned by the task bottleneck recently, "Are you thinking about the case?"

"Handling the case is much easier than chasing a girlfriend." Tiao Ye Caiju felt the heat bursting out from the other side, and then returned to indifference with a smirk, and tapped the wine glass lightly with the fork, "You called me wrong, Yuqi. My girlfriend who has been with you for three years calls her boyfriend a surname and Jun, no matter how others look at it, they will think we are flirting, right?"

Kujo Arisu: ...

"Okay, my great, kind and handsome boyfriend, Caiju and Shumai, I don't want to hear you talk."

Why did she ask for trouble, just say "I don't know" "I don't want to know" and stop the other party's mouth, isn't it good?

You are the only one who babbles all day long.

Jiu Tiao Youqi ate the steak so much that his teeth were almost cracked, as if the steak he was eating was a human crumb like Ye Caiju.

Tiaoye Caiju smiled and didn't care, and asked about other things, "Is there any schedule later?"

"...Do you think I have something like an agenda?"

"That's right, staying up at three o'clock is normal, getting up at ten o'clock is heaven, you said."

"Don't remember those strange remarks so clearly!!!"

"How about that? If you don't have a good memory, you may miss some important points when collecting debts." Tiaoye Caiju said leisurely, "For example, today there is a dinner you prepared for yourself."

Kujo Arisu: ...

Blessed Sakura Chi, where?

Please drag your good team away, now, now, now! ! !

"After all, the college entrance examination is about to take place. In the past few months, I basically want to save time for eating and cooking."

This is true, before staying up late was all about playing games, but now I'm just gnawing on books and materials, occasionally brushing up questions is morning.Day and night are reversed to the point where playing games is more terrifying than usual.

"Looking at your recent daily life, I can't tell that you are nervous about facing the college entrance examination..." Sensing the murderous aura emanating from Kujo Arisu, Tiaoye Caiju changed his words in a timely manner, "How is your review going?"

Kutiao, who had won the college entrance examination once, snorted angrily through his nose, "Just touch the two-meter-high book in my room and you will know."

"Huh? It's not good to enter a girl's room at will, right?"

As if it wasn't you who came in an hour ago and was ambushing behind the door? ! ? !

Kutiao Youqi admired Tiao Ye Caiju's ability to open his eyes and tell lies, "Then who came in just now?"

"It's a boyfriend."

"Then what did you say...?"

"The rest of the time it's males who have access to adult areas at all times."

"...You better shut up, please Caiju, please keep this conversation within the scope that can be published." Kujo Arisu is going crazy, why is it so annoying to hear the same words in real life when chatting online , "Come back to business, will there be any activities after dinner?"

"I'm going to the dormitory to bring some things." Tiaoye Caiju pressed his girlfriend's hand that was touching the wine glass without changing his expression, and warned, "No alcohol before the college entrance examination."

What does it have to do with the college entrance examination? Tell me? !

To be honest, she is an adult!

"You secretly asked the waiter to refill the drink for two cups. Enough is enough."

"...When will you be able to turn off the ability?"

"If there is no such time, don't think about it, Arisu."

Kujo Arisu turned his head guiltily, and asked weakly, "Is there anything else in the dormitory? If it's heavy, should I hire a moving company?"

"Bedding, and a gift from you." Tiaoye Caiju suddenly thought of something and showed an expression of enlightenment, "By the way, I have to submit a marriage application report to the captain."

...?

What report?

What report did Tiaoye Caiju just say? ? ?

"Wait, get married?!"

"It's just a procedure. You don't need to say something that needs to be guaranteed on the paperwork. Besides, didn't you sign the report?"

signature? ? ?

???

? ? ? ? ? ?

"No! I don't have the paragraph 'signing the marriage report' at all in my memory. When did I sign it?"

Jiujo Youqi stared blankly at Tiaoye Caiju who was also confused, his expression did not seem to be fake, and he suddenly felt that the world was still not normal.

Could it be that he signed it while dreaming?

"Didn't you read the report I gave you last night?"

There are nine habitats and five thunders strike the top.

You flung a piece of paper over, she thought it was a rental contract that she didn't have time to sign, and she was busy doing questions at the time, how could she look at those rules carefully? !

Of course she signed it right away? ! ? !

"I thought it was a rental contract..." Kujo Yusu had a heart attack when she said this. In fact, she didn't expect that she would be so stupid to sell herself with just one signature. "By the way, how long does it take for the report to be approved?" ?”

"The captain probably watched it for a few seconds."

"...the work efficiency is really fast."

"No way, few people get married, and all the people living in the dormitory are single." Tiao Ye Caiju suddenly laughed, "Of course you can move to the hound dormitory if you want, but there is only one room. Probably sharing the same bed."

"...No, not now."

"Huh? Can I let you hold me?"

"No need!!!" Kujo Arisu broke down and shouted.

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12. The rest of my life

It is hard to imagine that one day she will run into the dormitory of the military and police hounds that make criminals fearful.

Jiujo Youqi is a little restless, although there are no other people in the dormitory of Tiaoye Caiju, the wallpaper and floor are not even decorated, and the white walls just moved are still maintained. It is called an ornament that decorates the atmosphere.

Tiao Ye picked chrysanthemums, but he couldn't see them.

Her gaze as she glanced at Tiaoye's room dimmed a lot, but it was still faintly bright because of the person who was busy going in and out.

"...Do you really need help?"

"Are you sure? I'm afraid you won't be able to accept it if something extraordinary is found out."

"A book...?!"

"...It sounds like there are quite a few magazines or comics of this kind in Arisu's room."

Tiaoye Caiju's smile can't be described by friendly or casual words like casual words, Jiutiao Youqi was so stiff that he didn't dare to move, his mind was full of wailing.

No, that was my spiritual pillar before the college entrance examination, you can't confiscate their very expensive notebooks!The college entrance examination decompression depends on them, you can't do this! ! !

All the items taken out of the bedroom were put into a small square box, Jiutiao Youqi watched Tiaoye Caiju slowly walk out with the box in his arms, and then suddenly stopped, muttering and thinking .

"? Picking chrysanthemums?"

"No, it's nothing, I remembered some important things that need to be dealt with immediately." Tiaoye Caiju's expression became serious, and after putting down the box, he changed into a serious expression and faced Kujo Arisu again, "It will take a lot of time to complete, there is a Is there anything I can do for you?"

"……no problem?"

Kujo Arisu felt uneasy about the task proposed by Tiaoye Caiju, and frowned, feeling that it would not be something that she could accept calmly.

"No problem, ordinary people, and if you are a relative of a team member, the captain will not embarrass you too much."

Nine arboreal hairs stand upright.

What does it mean to be the captain? It won't be too embarrassing for her. Why is she going to meet Fudi Yingchi? Although he looks like a gentle old man, but...but!But he is one of the most unprovoked bosses in Yokohama? !

"? It turns out that you know each other, so it's easy to handle."

Ignoring Kujo Arisu's more horrifying gaze, Tiaoye Caiju's tone of response was quite relaxed. He took out a piece of paper that had been folded twice from his pocket and put it in Kujo Arisu's palm, solemnly holding her All five fingers of his hand were closed into the shape of a fist, and before walking out the door, he deliberately turned his head and told him: "This is a very important report, you must be careful not to lose it?"

"……what?"

"what?"

"what???"

Kujo Arisu uttered a particularly silly three syllables to the empty one, and after finally processing the cause and effect of the matter in her mind, her body trembled.

She has very important documents in her hand.

Under her feet is the dormitory of the military and police base.

She was about to meet the captain of the Hound.

……

If not.Kujo Yuki looked at the pale face in the mirror, with tears in his eyes, his hands were shaking more frequently than the sieve, and he seemed completely frightened.

The task can no longer be said to be difficult. It is already difficult to hell. Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhin ! !

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Facts have proved that no matter how fearful the surrounding environment is, people with heavy responsibilities will bite the bullet and run out of the protective cover.

Kujo Arisu quickly walked down the stairs of the dormitory, not daring to talk to anyone and having a bad situation like a headless chicken.