[Bungo Stray Dogs] Are you dating online?My handcuffs are so sweet

Intentionally or unintentionally, Kujo Arisu lay in bed and guessed for a long time, and finally came up with a very different occupation——

Yokohama Transportation Commission.

Aside from the imminent collapse, Arisu Kujo was in a good mood changing his indoor shoes at the entrance of his student apartment, and after entering the living room, he put his schoolbag on the sofa, and hopped into the kitchen.

There is no shortage of snacks, happy fat house water, and all-purpose instant noodles at home.

A bucket of instant noodles, a piece of ham sausage, and a pot of boiling hot water, dinner was settled so simply and rudely.

Unexpectedly, as soon as she tore open the ham, the mobile phone on her thigh rang immediately. She was so startled that she frantically held the mobile phone, and within a few seconds, it flew out again, hitting the wall, bouncing back and falling to the floor superior.

Kujo Arisu rubbed over cautiously, even more cautiously, he didn't even dare to open his eyes to look at the cell phone that had been brutally abused by nature, until he turned it over completely before looking over it with a pale face.

The mobile phone film, which should have been intact, is now shattered to the point where it is comparable to ice flowers falling on the ground, but the spider web-like cracks make people feel desperate.

"I……"

With tears in his eyes, Kujo Arisu knelt on the ground, trembling, uttering his soul, staring at the screen that was almost invisible, and his words seemed to be flowing.

"I just replaced... a new phone film."

After tidying up her widowed emotions, Arisu Kujo wiped her tears and used her non-myopic eyes to barely distinguish the chat software in the corner, and poked the app several times hard.

is a voice.

The spirit of Jiutiao Youqi came immediately, and he tapped the play button with lightning speed.

[Very expensive tears] Ban instant noodles, Xiaoyu.

Still using the voice changer in the chat software, Kujo Arisu dropped Matsushita's shoulders, pursed his mouth like an angry puffer fish, secretly cursing in his heart even if you knew I ate instant noodles, you couldn't stop me.

Then, with peace of mind, he boldly continued to unpack the instant noodle bag, and quickly poured boiling water after pouring out the cooking bag.

There was originally a girl who lived with her in the apartment, but she moved away because she couldn't stand her being a homebody every day and she was about to transfer to Tokyo. She was the only one in the empty apartment.

The original owner of this body came out of an orphanage, so Jiujo Youqi went to work on weekends to earn some rent and three meals a day, and with the school scholarship, he barely survived to graduate.

But she also wants to go out and buy some beautiful clothes, so she still hopes that someone can help her share the rent. The notices posted on the Internet have already lined up three websites, but so far no one has asked.

Maybe this is the fate of the poor, although she wants to complain about her miserable character that Wenye comes standard with.

[Jiu Tiao Yu] is eating bento, instant noodles can't be eaten often, I understand.

Tiao Ye Caiju on the other end narrowed his eyes, and silently turned on the other party’s phone camera with a plug-in. The image was projected onto his phone and reflected in the irises. The girl who said “I understand” was eating bite by bite with a happy face. Instant noodles, although invisible, but the voice can really imagine the other party's eating.

Tiaoye Caiju: ...

This bastard is so courageous, do you think he will believe it when he hears it.

He was angry and funny, tapped the desktop with his fingertips and pondered for a long time, and pulled a junior to ask him to open the planning and renting panel that he planned to open next month.

Jiujo Youqi is an upright nameless person. No matter what social software rental software needs a name, it is called "Jiutiaoyu". Tiaoye Caiju makes it easy for a girl to find a girl's application for cohabitation in a rental house by entering the name.

After reading all the requirements, Tiaoye Caiju unceremoniously called the girl on the application.

The name is a fake name, and the identity is... the original one.

Recalling yesterday's accidental exposure, Tiaoye Caiju felt that it might not be possible to hide it, but the name could still be kept secret.

"H-Hello, may I ask...?"

He answered the words calmly, and when he was about to speak, his tone was a little pleading, "I'm here to rent a house, do you mind if men live together? There is a shortage of funds recently, and the only lady's application is found in the neighborhood."

"...Yes? Ah, no, no, I want to ask about your name and occupation!"

Really flustered.

Tiao Ye Caiju couldn't help covering his mouth and turned his head away from laughing, and when he returned to the phone, he was serious again, "My name is Tiao Yehang, and I'm a military police officer."

He didn't know that Kujo Yusu was overwhelmed when he heard the surname Tiaoye, but he was relieved to find that the name was wrong, but the next second he ran to the crazy famous painting of the professional military police and shouted.

brother? !what's wrong with you? !

Is the younger brother who hasn't appeared in the original article, Ye Caiju? !

It's, it's okay, it's not Tiaoye Caiju himself... How could he be poor enough to live with others? ? ?

"Okay, then Mr. Tiaoye downloaded the electronic contract and printed it out, and brought it here tomorrow?"

There is a video of the room in the rental notice, so it saves the time to look at the room. Kujo Arisu prays that this is a good cohabitant, otherwise she will do her best to drive out even if she is a military police!

"...Well, Miss Jiutiaoyu, I'm going to move out of the original room tomorrow, so can you accommodate me?"

Jiujo Youqi thought about it for a while, and his expression was extremely sympathetic, my God, is this person going to live on the street tomorrow?

"Okay, Jono-kun, please bring your luggage too!"

After solving the problem of renting a house, Kujo Arisu tossed and turned happily on the bed, unable to sleep due to excitement.After getting up tomorrow, I jumped up and down excitedly in the apartment, and I couldn't tell that this was a person who stayed up all night.

The doorbell rang, Kujo Arisu straightened his appearance, pretended to be formal and coughed grandly, and pushed the door open with a smile on his face.

"Hi, I'm Jiutiaoyu, the other renter of the apartment..."

customer.

After seeing the last word, he subconsciously swallowed it into his stomach, and his eyes widened.

Tiaoye didn't seem to notice that Kujo Yusu was in a trance like a bolt from the blue at this time, and stretched out a friendly hand towards her, with a chaotic molestation hidden in his closed eyes, "Hello, I'm your new cohabitant Tiao Yehang, please take care of me."

……

Kujo Arisu's expression was extremely dull.

...is this a nightmare?

The author has something to say:

Kujo Arisu: You can't watch me eat instant noodles.

Tiaoye Caiju: I'm here, I'm here to monitor you.

Kujo Aristo:? ? ?

2019-05-25 Modified the setting of wild blind people.

2019-05-27 Modify the typo, almost * as much as possible

3. Lunch

Tiaoye Caiju looked over with a smile, and Kujo Arisu looked over in a daze as if he had suffered some huge blow.

A wild flight?Younger brother Tiaoye Caiju?

Fuck, this is the fucking me, right? !Don't think she won't recognize you in casual clothes, a hound that wandered the street yesterday? !

What three years of memory is gone? !Even if she hasn't seen all the characters of Wenhao Stray Dogs for three years, it's impossible to forget some important people? !

"Is there something dirty on my face? Nine fish living together?"

"No...not at all." Jiutiao Youxi smashed his teeth and swallowed, laughing, "I just think Tiaoye-kun looks familiar, as if I've seen it somewhere before."

More than just seen?

Tiao Ye Caiju almost couldn't help but laugh, but your husband broke the network cable and stood in front of you calmly.

Kutiao Youqi gave way to him belatedly, swallowed with fear when he saw the big box dragged in by Tiao Yecaiju, and wondered in fear whether there were a bunch of weapons in it or why the box was so big.

"That, that, let me introduce myself." Kujo Yusu twitched the corner of his mouth stiffly, showing an obviously ugly smile, "My surname is Kujo, and my first name is Yusu. Please advise me in the future, Mr. Joye. Does it affect me?" Just tell me where you are."

"Hmm...shouldn't be affected? It seems that Jiutiao's character is generally easy to get along with, and the complete set of electrical appliances will not have any impact on daily life." Tiaoye Caiju casually put the luggage in the corner, frowning in distress Frowning, "Well, Jiutiao, where is the bathroom?"

"Ah, ah? Over, over there." Kujo Arisu raised his finger in the direction of the bathroom with a dazed expression.

Tiao Ye Caiju pushed open the bathroom door with ease, and when he was about to go in again, he waved his hand with his head, with a smile on his face that was so kind that a child would be close to him, "Please, Jiu Tiao, help me clean up the room, it's okay, I don't have any privacy in my luggage .”

Kujo Yusu looked at that face that he thought was handsome yesterday and wanted to slap himself. This is not a handsome guy, but this is a devil's smile, okay? !

Why did Tiaoye Caiju come to live with someone? !Isn't he a hound? !The military and police are so poor that even their salaries are so stingy? !

……

So now she wants to help Tiao Ye Caiju put his luggage in his room?

She would definitely not be happy if it was placed on ordinary people, you have no hands or feet? Ask others to help, what's more, she will think that the man who comes to live with you is a mutant.

but……

But the other party is a wild chrysanthemum? !

Don't dare to refuse at all, she still remembers the story of the cafe manager, if it wasn't for Suehiro Tiechang stepping on the opponent's foot to stop Tino's verbal threat to the manager, he would have collapsed.

She's just an ordinary high school senior! ! !

But isn't the character design of the disabled person the character design of Edogawa Ranpo?Tiao Ye Caiju, what's the matter with you, sober up, don't steal settings? !

"Pfft...cough."

Kujo Arisu hesitated and turned to look at the bathroom.

Illusion?She seemed to hear someone laughing.

Forget it, it's okay to tidy up the room and put things away. It just so happens that today is a rest day so I can take the opportunity to exercise.

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