Superhero's Physician[Comprehensive]

The ringing of the phone in the attic caught the attention of the middle-aged man. He raised his head, got up immediately and said, "I think they should be on the second floor. Children's rooms always like to be located on the second floor, and my sister's house is also like this." , the man was ready to face the battle, and he waved to the armed team.

"Of course, it's sunny there, and you can see the sunrise and sunset." Barton gasped for breath, and his heart tightened. The other party obviously didn't intend to hide his intentions, so he immediately shouted up, "Laura, there are guests who want to visit. Open the door and remember not to wake the children."

Patton hoped that the bell was just a way for the ladies to lure the enemy, and Pietro had already diverted.

"Actually, you don't need to notify in advance." The middle-aged man quickly passed Barton and led a group of people in the room upstairs.

People from the Ministry of National Defense seemed to expect the twins to be in this room, and Barton began to feel that the situation was getting more and more serious. At this time, Wanda should still be in the center of the base, which means that the government did not find her?So, was Wanda protected, or did she escape? What happened in New York?

They were all here to arrest people. What could cause the Ministry of Defense to attack the two children? Barton finally complained about the interrupted network signal.He has worked for S.H.I.E.L.D. for many years. After retiring, he no longer wanted to understand current affairs and politics. Even those transmitters and computers were thrown into the warehouse.Even Natasha laughed at him as if he had returned to the primitive society and was isolated from the world. It seemed that he had long made up his mind to live a simple life with Laura and the three children, not worrying about saving the world or entangled in such things. Terrorists like that.So even if Barton often talked about the new Avengers with Natasha, it was just a simple chat, let alone pointing fingers, just like when he knew that Falcon was an all-round member who looked at the overall situation, he gave it a high degree of respect. Definitely the same, Barton never thought there was anything wrong with the league being able to find an excellent player to replace him so quickly. He was also an "Eagle", but he thought it was extremely cool.

Even the signing of the "Sokovia Agreement" was different, and Natasha told him on the phone.Barton also responded to Natasha's question about his choice if he hadn't retired, and the answer was of course "No, he won't sign".

Now, Barton has never been more eager to come up with something that can reconnect with the outside world.

Therefore, he immediately thought that the Ministry of National Defense's visit must have something to do with the recent agreement. He really didn't want to think in a worse direction, but he had to make dangerous guesses.

Once the twins left the Avengers, they lost their protective barrier and became ready to be slaughtered at any time?

This is no joke!

Barton is ready to fight them to the end later, Pietro is very important to him, and he will never allow any mistakes made by Quick Boy.

To the surprise of the middle-aged man, just as they passed through the narrow stairwell and were about to reach their goal, the door of the attic was suddenly pushed open.The leading man was almost hit on the nose by the pushed wooden door. He was startled, and the armed men behind him raised their guns one after another.

Then, the screams of the two children stimulated everyone's eardrums, and then a child in pink pajamas rushed out from behind the door.

When the child saw so many strangers blocking the doorway, she screamed even more horribly, as if she was terribly frightened and unable to control her emotions.

"Honey, don't be nervous..." The middle-aged man was obviously more frightened, he didn't expect a six or seven-year-old girl to make such a sharp voice.

Nicole (Patton's daughter), with her blond hair disheveled, was clutching a baby's diaper, and a white cotton strip was covered in large areas of brown feces.She threw the diaper on the man's suit chest almost the moment the man spoke, then continued to scream and pushed him, and then ran downstairs.

The middle-aged man was smeared all over his chest with this disgusting thing, and was pushed and pushed by the little girl, making him stagger and fall backwards.The narrow corridor suddenly became crowded, and the armed team behind him also lost their balance and retreated repeatedly.

Nicole screamed all the way and ran down the stairs, tripping the group of uninvited guests on the stairs. She nimbly avoided the danger of being crushed by the tall men, and ran to Barton smoothly: "Dad, Nathaniel shit!"

It's not uncommon for Nathaniel to poop. Chickens on the farm also poop every day, let alone humans.Obviously, Barton knew that this must be the idea of ​​the ladies upstairs, but when he saw that his lovely daughter still had some poop on her hands, Barton couldn't help hiding: "Baby, you are really... "

Before he finished expressing his emotions, Callum (Patton's son) also rushed down screaming, with a slingshot in his hand, and fired bullets while running.As a lively and active boy, Barton was corrected by his eldest son not to yell loudly at home anytime and anywhere.Today, however, the father hopes that his son can fully release his nature, and Barton has seen those guys from the army feel the terror of the child.

I hope they will not suffer from "child phobia".

"Dad, Nas is disgusting, he's having diarrhea!" Callum didn't apologize for stepping on the intruder's finger just now, but instead said, "Who are these guys? They're blocking my way!" As he spoke, the boy raised his slingshot to attack those who stood in his way.

Barton stopped his son's behavior in a very masterful manner: "Oh, no, no, they are friends of Dad."

The middle-aged man was in a mess, his suit jacket was still clinging to his diapers, he cast a resentful look at Barton, and for a moment didn't know whether he should move on.

Lin Lan secretly manipulated the ants to pull the trigger of one of the armed men, and the gunshot made the man tremble: "What are you doing, who told you to shoot!"

"No, sir, I'm just..." His forefinger was on the hook-mounted trigger.

"Sir, what do you mean? What did my child do wrong? You actually shot the police!" Barton winked at them before protecting his children behind him, and the two children burst into tears immediately, "Look at you! Good job, no matter who you are, I warn you, if you want to harm my child, I will definitely sue you!"

"No, Mr. Button, this is a misunderstanding. The gun went off." The man explained, "This happens from time to time. You have also worked in the army, and you know it very well."

Barton said: "But I would never go to a resident's house with a gun and pull the safety catch."

The house was chaotic, there were disputes between men, there were cries of children, and it was accompanied by bursts of unpleasant smells.The armed team hastily turned off the safety of their firearms. They didn't want to cause more commotion due to another misfire.Once other nearby farmers are attracted to join in, today's action will become a big deal.

The middle-aged man obviously didn't want this kind of thing to happen. He was hesitating whether to go upstairs to take a look before leaving. A burst of crying from the baby completely dispelled the other party's idea of ​​moving forward.He was really fed up with the screaming and crying of the children, and the disgusting smell of shit. He felt that today's arrest mission was the stupidest decision he had ever made in his life.He must go back and tell Shangfeng that he should never be sent to such a backward country next time.

"God, who are you, look at the good things you did, God, you scared my child!" Laura showed the appearance of an angry mother standing on the top of the stairs, holding a crying baby in her arms, "Clint, get your friend out, do you know how long it took me to put Nathaniel to sleep!"

She didn't seem very reasonable. In fact, Barton knew very well that his wife was definitely a gentle lady.Barton thinks her acting skills should be scored 99 points, and she will be proud if she gets more points.

"I'm sorry, ma'am, we didn't mean to offend." The middle-aged man was sweating profusely, and he was already planning to leave.

Lin Lan and Laura arranged this farce together. The children don't need to have much acting skills, they like mischief by nature.Barton's children are more lively and active, because of their parents' occupations, they know a lot about superheroes and secret agents.The two of them knew more clearly that the visitors were not kind, so naturally they would not be too polite to these people.

It was Nicole's own idea to use diapers to greet "distinguished guests". I have to say that this method is very effective.

The middle-aged man took the diaper off his clothes with his fingernails, and a stench quickly sprayed into his nasal cavity. He resisted vomiting, took out the super-power detector with the other hand, and pointed at three people respectively. The child was scanned and the results were normal.The man seemed to let out a sigh of relief, and quickly retreated down the stairs.

He was about to throw the diapers on the ground, when Laura scolded: "Sir, please don't throw the diapers on the ground, take them out of our farm and find a place to throw them away, otherwise I will complain about your trespassing." .”

The people who were disturbed by the baby's crying just wanted to leave this "horror room" quickly, and the man ran away angrily without even intending to say any more pleasantries.

"As I said, don't mess with the child who just woke up." Barton held back a smile when the man passed him by. "I hope your suit is not expensive."

The man brought the army to the lawn. He handed the diapers to his assistant and asked him to wrap them and throw them into the trash bin of the plane. There must be no smell.He took off his suit and handed it to his assistant, telling him to hire a dry cleaner to clean it after he went back.If it wasn't for the $[-] custom-made suit, he would have thrown it away together with the clothes.

"Sir, are you from the Ministry of National Defense?" Lin Lan deliberately walked around from the backyard to the main entrance, and came to the front of the military helicopter.

She had to show up, because the other party knew that Lin Lan was here, and showing up in person could reassure him.

The man turned his head, his face was extremely ugly, he looked Lin Lan from head to toe and said: "Lorland Stark, are you here alone? I saw a silver-haired man with you , seems to be the elder brother of twins?"

The other party was so sure, naturally he had his way. This time, Lin Lan did not deliberately hide when he came to Barton Farm to relax, and it was reasonable to be discovered. Who would have thought that they were still under surveillance.

Lin Lan didn't answer the other party's question, but said, "Please go back and tell General Ross a word."

After looking around, the man focused his gaze on Lin Lan, his expression still not very friendly.

"If you don't want others to know, unless you don't do it yourself." Lin Lan said, "If I find out that he is still watching me next time, I will take self-defense measures."

"Miss, are you threatening the Secretary of State?" The man sneered, "Even if I arrest you now, do you think Stark can immediately bail you out?"

"Sir." Lin Lan kept smiling, "I have already recorded what you said just now. Will you receive a court summons one day, or will I put this recording on the Internet Let the world judge for me, depending on my mood."

"You..." He wanted to swear at first, but he was afraid that as a senior official of the Ministry of National Defense, Lin Lan would record something demeaning and put it on the Internet, so he gritted his teeth and said, "I don't think you will go against the government, right? , Miss Stark, after all your brother is working closely with us now, do you want to make it difficult for him." The other party is not afraid of being complained, although it may cause him a lot of trouble, but he deeply understands that Lin Lan is influence on the web.If public anger is aroused at that time, Shangfeng will definitely ask him to clean up the mess, so he has no choice but to move Tony out.

Lin Lan tilted her neck and smiled charmingly: "It's hard to say, after all, I haven't cooperated closely with you."

The other party took the hot towel and disinfectant from the assistant and wiped his hands vigorously, then suddenly changed the topic: "Miss Stark, I guess you don't know what Captain America did?"

Of course, Lin Lan didn't know what Captain America had done. Since the other party said this in a provocative tone, it meant that Steve must have done something terrible.But even if he did such a great thing, Lin Lan still has reason to believe that it was definitely not Steve who did it first.Still, she was shocked to learn that it was indeed Steve who did it first.

"It's not up to you to talk to me about what he has done. In short, remember to take the lead for me. Otherwise, don't blame me for not reminding me in advance. Most of the time, I respect the elderly." She He really cared about what Steve did to make the other party deliberately emphasize it, but Lin Lan would not give him a chance to show off his power. No matter what he said or didn't say, Lin Lan would have a way to know the answer.

The man didn't take advantage of it, and boarded the helicopter after exhaling heavily from his nostrils.

It wasn't until the helicopter disappeared in mid-air that even the small black dot could not be seen that Pietro came to Lin Lan's side and said, "I really hate this guy's way of talking."

"The high-level government is like this. They think the whole world should kneel and lick their shoe soles." Lin Lan said to Pietro, "Go back and discuss the countermeasures with Clint. We can't sit still. This matter must be related to Steve. They are related."

"I'm ready." Pietro volunteered, "I'm ready to fight anytime."