[Comprehensive] Late Night Radio

"Welcome to the late-night radio show Lala Kaka. I'll listen to No.11 about your troubles. I'm your dear host, Xiao Ling!"

"If you can't sleep late at night, people always like to think wildly. Instead of thinking about some illusory things, why don't you listen to our program and discuss life with everyone!"

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"Hello, audience!" After a long greeting, I got through to the audience.

"You, hello." A timid male voice came from the earphone.

"Hi, I'm your host Xiaoling, what's my name?"

"I... Judaime... no no no...!!"

"Nine bags of noodles! I have never eaten this kind of noodles. How does it taste? Oh no, this is not a gourmet show."

"No, no, it's nine bags of noodles...!"

"Okay Nine Bags Noodles, what's your trouble?"

"Are you ignoring me!? Forget it...my trouble, this..."

Nine bags of noodles audience began to cry to me.

"I was a good-for-nothing since I was a child."

"I can't study, and I can't exercise."

"Because this is always laughed at by classmates..."

"Well, I can tell, you are really suffering."

"Some strange things have happened to me recently..."

"Strange thing?"

"A little baby suddenly showed up at my house and offered to be my governess."

"The little baby will be your tutor!? Are you sure!?"

"Yeah! Even though I'm a little baby, but I'm my tutor... This is simply a fantasy...Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"

"Okay, you calm down first, Nine Pocket Noodles. I can already feel your anger, this is indeed very annoying. I feel that my IQ has been forcibly despised!"

"However... more nonsense is yet to come."

"This little baby is actually your child??"

"How is it possible!? I'm only a junior high school student!"

"Uh... According to biology, it's not strange for junior high school students to have children?"

"It's weird no matter how you think about it!? So he really isn't my child!!"

"Okay, okay. I know it's not your child. Go ahead, Nine Bags."

"Not only did he say he was going to be my tutor, he actually said he was mafia! mafia!? Can you believe it!? A little baby!!"

"Babies know mafia these days!? His game is too high-end..."

"Games...if only he was playing games."

"How do you say this?"

"Not only did he say he wanted to be a mafia, he actually said he wanted me to be a mafia too! Can you believe it!?"

"You also become a mafia? You can't study or exercise, but let you be a mafia?"

"Although I do have this setting, it really hurts to be told by others..."

"It's the fault of the author for throwing this setting at you at the beginning (whispers), okay, let's continue."

"That's right, let me be the tenth generation of the clam family! This is too ridiculous..."

"Little babies have big brains."

"No... I don't think it's as big as yours."

"Okay clam family, then what?"

"He still has a gun! He has shot me many times and made me run naked... Hey! How embarrassing to think about it..."

"This little baby's hobbies are too special! I have lived for so many years, and I have never seen a baby who likes to play with shame!"

"I don't think anyone has ever seen it... Speaking of which, is he considered a baby!?"

"Maybe it's a reborn time traveler. I've seen it in many novels. It's probably a Tom Sue or a Mary Sue."

"what is that……"

"You don't know Su!?"

"I don't know, and I don't want to know at all..."

"Good nine bags of noodles! Speaking of which, the name of nine bags of noodles (じゅうだいめ) is pronounced exactly the same as Judaime (じゅうだいめ)! Have you already acquiesced that you are Judaime!?"

"I wanted to deny it at first! By the way, didn't you arbitrarily acquiesce in my name!"

"Okay, let's skip this question first. So what's your trouble with Nine Pocket Noodles? How to escape the clutches of the little baby?"

"No... I haven't finished yet..."

"Okay, you continue."

"After that little baby, all kinds of strange people gathered around me..."

"what kind of person?"

"A child who looks like a cow, a bomber whose face sometimes changes into Wuhuaji, a hair style that is exactly the same as Nanase Haruka and Kageyama Tobio, the chairman of the Disciplinary Committee with super-normal hearing, and a pineapple head..."

"It's quite strange. I also met a very strange person recently. He has a tattoo of love on his head. Could it be that he is the person who appeared around you recently?"

"No... I don't know. But I know someone with a six tattooed in his eye."

"You can get tattoos on your eyes!? This is beyond my imagination! Are you sure these are not colored contact lenses!?"

"No! And you can change one, two, three, four, five, six!"

"Why doesn't he do magic tricks! Surely he can make a lot of money!!! This is so fucking amazing!!"

"Yeah...so I'm annoyed and wondering how I can get back to normal life."

"Okay, I already know your troubles, let's see what the audience thinks!"

[Late Night Radio v: No.11 program, welcome to interact!Nine bags of troubles: How can I escape the clutches of the baby and continue to be an ordinary waste? 】

[Kazekage: That's not a tattoo, it's a natural one. ]

[My hairstyle is the most perfect: ク, クフフ... you actually said that I have six tattoos in my eyes?You are really brave. ]

[Plump foodie: I poked in the original post upstairs and took a look at the photo album. His hairstyle is exactly the same as yours. Is it your long-lost brother?too lazy to get id]

[Too lazy to come up with id: I don't have this kind of brother who looks very troublesome... In other words, it's really quite similar, although I'm not a middle score. ]

[Your hairstyle is perfect: This hairstyle...is the most perfect...! ]

[Dragon of the Wooden Sword: No matter how you look at it, the most perfect thing should be the airplane head! ]

[Sushi and Sword: Is this upstairs the discipline committee member of our school?It's exactly the same, ahaha. ]

[Roar, Sheweiwan: Now, you are the stronger and more powerful road idiot]

[Simentong's lifelong tweet: You have been discussing hairstyles because of what you want! ?It's completely crooked! !By the way, the hairstyle of the guy upstairs is really amazing! !I am willing to bow down! ! ! ]

[I want to eat sweets: ah, compared to glasses, it is true that human hairstyles are amazing. ]

[Vinegar kelp is so delicious: After all, glasses don’t have hair, Alu. ]

[Simentong Lifetime Tweet: You can see clearly that my hair is growing on my head!How many times have I said that my body is not glasses! !Remember it well for me! ? ]

[Ms. Huang: There are some powerful people in the world even without hair! ]

[One Punch: Are you talking about me? ]

[I'm not a skinhead: still talking about me? ]

[Japanese hunter: Sure enough, you are talking about me! ]

[Kame Pai Qigong: Me? ]

[Yixiu: Are you talking about me...? ]

[Simen Tong lifetime push: Who called these guys here! ?That being said, the problem is not solved at all!How long are you going to be crooked! ! ]

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"Uh... the comments are crooked, Nine Pouch Noodles."

"Crooked building...?"

"Yes, we discussed the hairstyle."

"Eh—!? Doesn't this not solve my problem at all!?"

"Don't worry, I will try my best to help you solve your problem!"

"Thank you, thank you."

"We can continue to analyze and analyze, what are you going to do next?"

"I... (choked up)"

"Can you try talking to your parents about this problem?"

"Useless... (Desperate)"

"Why? Do your parents ignore you?"

"My mother...is a very kind person, so she has a big heart. Although the baby has been talking about mafia with my mother, my mother always thinks that we are playing games..."

"Oh...but sounds like a nice mother. And your dad?"

"Two years ago he went to Africa to drill for oil...although the postcard he sent back was Antarctica...haha...(laughing dryly)"

"This... this tm is embarrassing. But there are indeed such people who always like to cheat and abduct with some weird reasons."

"……for example?"

"Little sister, do you want a lollipop? I'll give you a lollipop after I leave with big brother."

"Isn't this too low-level!? Will someone really be fooled!?"

"Then...you will come with me for a hundred copies of Uchiha Sasuke's album!?"

"This trick only works for fangirls like you...so our topic is wrong!? Ahhhhh what should I do...(hugging head)"

Uh…………

I pondered, racking my brains to figure out how to help him.

"Hey, stupid gang."

"Hey———————————————————————————————————————————…!"

"??"

Another childish-sounding voice came from the earphone, did someone else run into his room?

"You dare to make complaints about calling radio programs, you are getting more and more courageous."

"No, no, there is no such thing, Li Baoen... Wait, how did you get through this connection!?"

"...??" What, an extra connection?

Hearing the words of Nine Pouch Noodles, I hurriedly checked the console, obviously I have rejected the new off-site connection! ?

"It's not me..." I proved my innocence.

"It was I who hacked your line." Said the immature voice, "Hmph, there is nothing Pengelie can't do."

"Vongola...? The clam family???" I couldn't understand the current situation.However, it can be inferred from the words of Nine Bags just now that the audience who came out halfway was called Li Baoen.

"I'm his governess. I'm not a baby, though."

"...But your voice sounds like a baby." I complained, "No, I can't judge a person by their voice."

"But... How did you hack into our line? Our radio station can hold you accountable!"

"This is a commercial secret. Hey, Idiot. As punishment, the homework will be doubled."

After speaking, Li Baoen, who was said to be a baby, hung up the connection.

"Why is it like this ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"

Only the painstaking crying of Nine Bags of Noodles remained.

He didn't say a word, and hung up the off-site connection without authorization.

Uh... this kind of domestic violence seems like I really can't help.

I felt my own powerlessness, so I could only silently mourn for 30 seconds for Nine Pocket Noodles.