[Comprehensive] Late Night Radio

"Brother, hello everyone... Welcome to the late-night radio program that is only broadcast on today's prime time... Lala Kaka your troubles... I, I'll listen, the first... probably No.30 [-] program. I am your host... Zero... Xiao Ling..."

My voice is shaking.

No, not only my voice, but even my hands are shaking.

Uh... ok.

Actually, my whole body was shaking.

...Shaking like Tom in Tom and Jerry who was electrocuted, like Ash being electrocuted by Pikachu's [-] volts.

If you ask why, the reason is simple.

The special guest that the director found for me was actually my idol, my irreplaceable idol—Sasuke Uchiha.

You can't do this, Xiao Ling, you can't shake!If you shake it any longer, you will become a super high school-level Tom who was electrocuted! !

I tried my best to restrain myself. If it was just two people alone, it might be fine. There were similar scenes in the game before... So there is nothing to be nervous about having been to Uchiha's house...!

Yes, if it wasn't for the show with Sasuke, I wouldn't be as nervous as I am now.

"I believe everyone has heard that this program has invited a... special guest for you. There was an advertisement before, and I told you who this special guest is. Everyone must... have been looking forward to it for a long time. Let's go! Let's invite this special guest... Let me introduce myself...!"

"I'm Sasuke Uchiha."

Sasuke answered calmly.

"Just, that's it! Very concise and clear self-introduction with Sasuke style! I believe everyone has been looking forward to Sasuke's appearance for a long time. I hope to bring you a special program today!"

...I have already seen the future. There must be a bunch of people swiping the screen on the message board, saying something about "the spring of fans".

Of course, what these people don't know is that my fan girl actually ushered in spring a long time ago, and it was the kind of spring where plum blossoms and lotus flowers bloom together, ignoring the seasons.

"Because this episode of the program is quite special, we will not connect to the off-site connection. Please understand this. As for the problems related to troubles, we will let Sasuke choose a few answers from the letters sent in the past few days. .”

"Then without further ado, please Sasuke randomly select a few from these mailboxes."

I struggled to pick up the big letter box from the ground, obviously I was the official host, but now I feel like a chore.

...however, I would.I am very willing to.

"what."

Sasuke gave a short answer and pulled out several letters from the mailbox.

He opened the first letter and read it calmly: "My friends always like to call me by my nickname and rarely call me by my name. I am very troubled by this. What should I do?" The above is from a passerby in N City The problem."

"I think..." This is usually a pet name for you.

I just started talking when I was interrupted by Sasuke.Maybe it was because my voice was too low when I said this, he didn't hear it.

"Nicknames are all conclusions drawn from a person's characteristics."

"...Then Sasuke, what do you mean, it's because you observe a person very carefully that you can give him such an accurate nickname?"

"..."

"...Sasuke?"

"As I said, it is a characteristic that can be seen at a glance."

No, you can tell at a glance without saying anything. You must have observed someone for a long time.

But I can't bear to dismantle my idol's platform, so I will assume that you said it.

"Okay, friend A, maybe this is someone's pet name for you. If you happen to like the other person, you must catch up with him quickly. If it's too late, that person might run away. If you don't chase him for a few years You can’t even chase it back! Don’t let go if you catch it! Otherwise, you may lose your hands! Even if your voice actor is not Kaji○ki, you may lose your hands!!”

I just came up with a summary according to my previous style. I don’t know why Sasuke’s expression is a little stiff. Is it my illusion...?

"Then, Sasuke, please move on to the next one."

"Well." Sasuke said, picking up the next letter, "Everyone around me has talent, but only I don't have talent. I don't think I can stand properly among these people. People... this is a contribution from a listener whose name is really hard to pronounce from XX City, luckily I don't have this name."

"generally……"

Generally, the main character is the one who has no talent!Among a group of talented people, those without talent are even more special, aren't they! !

However I was interrupted again.

"Talent? It doesn't matter whether you have that kind of thing or not. There was once a person who was called the tail of the crane when he was a child, and he didn't even pass the primary school exam. But he relied on his own efforts..." Sasuke hesitated to speak, he saw He glanced at me, probably asking me to continue talking.

Yes, I can't answer. You talk too much and your friend is easy to lose his vest. After all, people who failed the primary school exam can count with their fingers these days.

And I think what Sasuke said must be Uzumaki Naruto... although I don't have any evidence!But I think so!It must be Naruto Uzumaki! !You are called the tail of the crane!You've already ripped off his vest! !

Sasuke, are you taking revenge! !Avenging him for telling the story between you and him in the tenth episode, aren't you!

...so I also know why Sasuke stopped.It is impossible to really let the audience know that the ending of this story is not that he became the president, but that "with his own efforts, he went to work at his favorite ramen shop."

"... What Sasuke said is very reasonable! It doesn't matter if you have talent or not! I once visited a gymnasium school, and there was a famous saying of a student there: hard work can surpass genius!! The name is really hard to pronounce, luckily I don’t call it that name, but I think your name is more convoluted than that of the gods, do you know that! Don’t be restrained by such things as talents!!”

...It's really tiring to read this name, whoever picked it for me will stand up for me.

"Okay, then the audience's problem is also solved. Ah, it's different with Sasuke here...! It feels like all the troubles can be easily solved!!"

"It's not that exaggerated."

"I'm telling the truth, Sasuke...! Usually I can only solve the problems of one or two listeners. I don't know why the efficiency is so fast today!"

"That's because today we use letters to submit manuscripts, which saves a lot of unnecessary links."

"...So, Sasuke, you know my program in detail...? Could it be that Sasuke has heard of my program?"

"No." Sasuke replied in seconds, "After being invited as a guest, I had a rough understanding."

"Oh... Did the person in charge show you the information?"

"No, someone in my family."

"Will anyone in your family listen to my show?"

"Listen every episode."

"...That's really a coincidence."

What a fart! ! !If it weren't for the live broadcast, I might have flipped the table, okay! ! ! !Use your knees to know who in your family has nothing to do every day and is bored listening to my show, okay? !Why do I ask such stupid questions! !

"..." Sasuke didn't say anything, and continued to open the next letter.He looked at the contents of the letter, calmly handed the letter to me, and then opened another one.

I looked at the content of the letter, and it actually said: Uchiha Sasuke, I like you! ! !Signing is Uchiha Sasuke's lifetime push!He also wrote in very small characters that he was the same bearer and refused.

……what! ?This man is funny! ?You're doing a confession on a co-star show! ?

This time I not only want to flip the table, but also want to ask this listener if she can hear the sound of rippling water when she shakes her head.

Can't get angry, can't get angry.

So I calmly tore up the letter and threw it in the trash can.

"...I've wanted to be an idol since I was little."

Sasuke spoke suddenly.

This opening sentence made me tremble with fear.

"At the same time, I like all the idols very much, and I want to become an existence like Sasuke. I am working hard with you as my goal."

……

Mom, oh my god.

This content sounds so familiar! ?

"If you can, I hope you can tell me the reason why you became an idol. If you can, I hope Sasuke can encourage me."

"It's great that elementary school students are the protagonists these days. I also want to be a contributor to the audience of elementary school students."

... There is a line of small characters under the signature that says if possible, I want to go back to my childhood and let God bestow me with a childhood sweetheart.

Sasuke didn't hand me the letter, but I knew the contents of the line he didn't read.

To ask why.

Because, this submission is written by myself...

Adhering to the mood of "Anyway, so many submissions will definitely not be my turn hahahahahahaha I will just write and write casually", before the broadcast of the program started, I secretly stuffed it in.

...Why such a coincidence.

I can't wait to become a burrower, drill a big hole with my nose, and run to the bottom of the underground passage to become rust on the wall.

"Why do you want to become an idol.... Actually, there is no special opportunity."

"...Could it be that in order to save the Uchiha family that was on the brink of extinction, Uchiha Sasuke had to stand up and become an idol to save Uchiha under all kinds of coercion and temptation! There was only one agreement, but this one-time performance achieved great success. Is there any reason why I have to make my debut because of my success? There is no way out!?"

"...This is an undisclosed setting in "Haircut Love." Sasuke retorted.

"Oh, that's true, even if it's the same setting, generally no author will use it twice. Authors who use a setting twice have to say it's nothing new."

"..."

"If it's not convenient to disclose, it doesn't matter if you don't have to answer. There is no such obligation in itself."

How stupid am I to ask this question!

"It doesn't matter what the reason is for me to be an idol. If you want to be an idol, you should ask yourself why."

Sasuke stared at the letter paper, and suddenly turned to me.

"Work hard towards this."

"It's great that elementary school students are the protagonists these days. I want to be an elementary school student too."

...I was so moved that I almost cried.

If it weren't for the fact that my signing was too dramatic, I would definitely cry.

Damn, why didn't I write that I was your little fan and I called CALL for you! ? ?

The author has something to say: ... let yourself go (no x

I had a really bad headache yesterday, so I woke up at 24 or [-] o'clock in the morning to write an update, and it was about [-] minutes late.

It feels like back in high school when I got up every day to catch up with my homework 2333

Ah, let's talk about it here... because it feels like many people are chasing from the previous pit!It’s just a spoof in the article, “Haircut and Love” ← This book is now available as a custom-made physical book... If you want, you can turn to the latest chapter and take a look (x

It will also open after the radio station is over, although I don’t know if anyone wants it (random