[Comprehensive] Late Night Radio

"Welcome to listen to Lala Kaka for your troubles, I'll listen to No.30 issue...!"

"Ah, I've done [-] episodes before I knew it, and the time flies so fast... During these [-] episodes, my life has really changed a lot. I don't know the audience who followed me all the way How is your life?"

"Let's not talk nonsense, let's start this episode of the program quickly...! I don't know who is the lucky listener today!!"

"You, hello..."

"Hi, listener! My gut tells me you're going to bring a laugh!"

"H-laugh...!? I'm worried..."

"Okay listener, no problem, listener, what is your trouble?"

"Hey... I don't know if it's appropriate to say it. Actually, I'm a police officer."

"Well, the police must have a lot of troubles. For example, they are going to the cemetery because of missions at night, and they are haunted by ghosts like this...or because they are performing dangerous missions, they have a brush with death... ...Ah! In other words, the real body of the prisoner who is being arrested is actually the goddess I have been secretly in love with for a long time...!"

"What do you think of the police!? The police in reality are different from those in movies, novels or comics!"

"Eh, is it different?"

"no the same……!"

"Eh--"

"Well... well. Don't be so disappointed... Anyway, I really have a lot of trouble."

"Okay policeman, tell me."

"I and the only woman in the police station, under many obstacles, have finally had a hard time recently...um...that's...hehe...together..."

"...Today is not Qixi Festival! Dog cruelty is prohibited, police officer!"

"Wow, sorry...! I don't know why I brought up this issue, but actually..."

"Actually...?"

"You should have heard of high school detective, Kudo Shinichi, right?"

"Of course! There is no one who does not know the name of high school student detective Kudo Shinichi! By the way, I also know the famous Kansai detective Hattori Heiji... But recently, Kudo Shinichi has not appeared. The chosen child has been summoned to another world!?"

"Do you think he is a primary school student!"

"High school student, high school student. This little policeman, your ability to complain is pretty good. I think you are a job in the police station."

"...What are you talking about, Miss Ling?" The policeman sighed, "But I want to complain...ah no, it's troublesome, it really has something to do with elementary school students."

"how do I say this?"

"Elementary student detectives...high school student detectives...uncle detectives...high school female detectives and waiter detectives! Why are there so many detectives around here! And all of them are better than the police...I feel the value of my own existence Threatened..."

"Tucao is not easily replaced!"

"So I'm not a joker!"

"Brother police, look at you complaining again!"

"...I really lost to you. Sigh... It's fine to be defeated by elementary school students, but to be defeated by a troubled radio host..."

"Brother policeman, I was wrong, you continue to talk."

"Basically, as long as there is a case, that elementary school student will appear in that place..."

"Could it be that his real identity is the primary school student's agent Death!?"

"Do you think he is Kurosaki ○ Mamoru!!"

"As long as there is a case, he will appear. If it is not the god of death, then he must be the protagonist! Brother policeman, you must hold his thigh well...!"

"After learning that I am not the main character, I am even more disappointed..."

"Don't be disappointed! At least you won't die if you follow the protagonist, brother policeman, you must hold this elementary school student's thigh well!"

"I really want to refuse..."

"That's right, I would also like to refuse. The current primary school students are one by one against the sky. There are both Ma Yun's son and the son of the dark force family... Why are all the primary school students I know like this kind of person? Maybe this is a person from the past. A world where elementary school students are the protagonists."

"Sure enough, I was born too early..." The policeman sounded even more sad.

"But don't be sad, police officer! Didn't you also chase after a flower in the police station! It shows that the author still favors you!"

"Yes, yes...! Actually, tomorrow, I'm going on a date with Ms. Sato... Haha... Hahahahaha...!"

"You're so overwhelmed that you dropped your vest... I hope you can live to see the sun tomorrow..."

"Oops, oops... because I'm too excited... 噫! External, external call!? Sato-san calling!?"

"Beep-beep-beep-"

"Alright listeners, this story tells us that dog abusers do not end well."

[@凯西名Detective: Oh!The host has actually heard my name!Looks like I'm popular even among older girls...! ]

[@死神小学生: Hehe. ]

[@关西名探Detective: If you laugh at me like that again upstairs, be careful that I will pick off your vest. ]

[@死神小学生: Dad, forgive me.jpg]

[@世界第一魔法师: It turns out that I am not the only one who knows about your vest, what, it turns out to be so worthless. ]

[@死神小学生: ...One day I will tear off your vest alive. ]

[The world's number one magician: That's really exciting. ]

[@毛利侦探公司: Is it possible that the uncle detective is talking about me? ]

[@ Female high school student detective: So the female high school student detective is referring to me? ]

[@Servant Detective: Cooperating with everyone to change the ID, I didn’t expect my name to be mentioned, it’s really an honor. ]

[@红红有角三半speed: Heh. ]

[@Servant Detective: Upstairs, be careful, I will tear your vest^^#]

[@红红有角三半speed: This is what we do with each other. ]

What do these people want to do? ?Don't you understand the relationship between you detectives? ?

It seems that everyone has an inexplicable relationship between them!And what is the red horned triple speed at the end!Do you think you are Char!Is that waiter detective called Amuro?Why isn't his ID called Amuro! !This person must be called Amuro before changing his ID! !Or what is it called? My father never beat me!I bet you fifty cents! !

Before I finished voicing, soon another listener came in.

"I miss home so much..."

The audience quickly got to the point. Just when I thought I finally met a normal audience, something unexpected happened!

The audience actually burst into tears! !

"This listener, please calm down and speak slowly. The man does not flick his tears easily!"

"It's not a crime for a man to cry!" The audience sobbed, and then began to cry, "Actually, I joined an organization. I can't say what it does specifically, let's call it a winery."

"It doesn't sound like a good organization. Don't tell me it's the mafia. I really don't want to be associated with the mafia anymore."

"Come on, I'd rather join the Mafia. But it's not a good organization..."

"Wait a minute... If you don't stop, I'm afraid that I will be silenced after hearing you continue."

"It's okay, this kind of thing won't happen. Besides me, who in the organization would be idle and bored listening to this kind of program."

[@红有角三次speed:  …]

[@Servant Detective:  …]

"Then you can continue talking, there is no way, since you are the audience, I will promise to solve your troubles."

"Well, let's talk about the people in the organization first. I don't even know who the boss is... Forget it, my boss is only Mr. J. I can't do anything, but Mr. J's driver."

"Go on."

"This Mr. J, I suspect that he has severe face blindness. He doesn't recognize people by their faces, but by their hairstyles! Just because he saw someone with the same hairstyle as the woman he was looking for, he arranged to blow up the building! In the end, I found out that I had identified the wrong person, and it was so fucking embarrassing.”

"The strength is embarrassing. But he is definitely not alone in identifying people by their hairstyles, but there are also existences in this world who cannot be identified by their hairstyles, such as the sextuplets of the Matsuno family."

"Oh... forget it, I have been in the organization for so long, I don't even know what the organization is for! I only know that it is an organization that does bad things!"

"This... will not suddenly turn around in the end, and find that you are the boss of this organization. You hypnotized yourself, right?"

"Do you think I'm a super high school-level despair!? If super high school-level despair has my face, it will indeed make people very desperate."

"Are you kidding me, isn't the despair at the super high school level that teacher called Ito Sewang who would shout 'Desperate——' when something trivial happens! If his voice is the same as yours instead of Kamiya ○ Shi If so, that would be really disappointing."

"Are you sure someone in your audience understands such an old meme?"

"Don't you understand?"

"...Okay, I'm quite old. Then I'll go on."

"Go on, old driver."

"Wait, even though I'm very old and I'm also a driver, it sounds strange to call me by this name!"

"It's nothing strange, you can continue talking, old driver."

"Success...then I will continue. Isn't there an old saying that you are not afraid of opponents who are like gods, but teammates who are like pigs? As for my opponents, they are all cheating. The sum of this and that detective Not to mention five or six, each of them has an IQ of two hundred! In addition, they are basically the second generation of officials or the second generation of rich people...! Either they have the halo of the protagonist, or they are cheating! All of them are worse than cockroaches Still strong!"

"...Is there an elementary school student detective? Could it be that he is really the protagonist of this world?"

"I don't know. There are too many people and I can't remember. I'm the one in charge of driving."

"Okay, I know you are an old driver, so you can continue."

"The opponent is so amazing, so forget it. As a result, the people in our organization, including me, are ugly and basically have no strength...the handsome ones... oh, god handsome, if only I could be half as handsome as them. Forget it, it is said that there are still a bunch of undercover agents and traitors in our organization...Damn it, it was already this miserable! There are still so many undercover agents and traitors in the nest! How can we fight this battle!? "

"...Surrender, you can't beat the protagonist. I bet that the handsome Wumao must be a positive character. If you turn yourself in now, there is still time. If you go to the protagonist, at least you can save a living."

I thought to myself, this handsome man must be an undercover agent.Such a setting that makes the heart beat faster, how can you hold the hearts of thousands of girls if you are not handsome!Presumably this person must be a popular character, the kind who has a bundle of four around him...!The out-of-print surrounding daily auctions may cost tens of thousands of yen!

"Oh my god, big brother is calling! Host, please don't tell this matter...!"

"Beep-beep-beep-"

"Uh... I won't say it, but I'm not the only one listening to it..." I laughed dryly.

"Anyway... I don't want to be killed..."

The author has something to say: Thank you for purchasing the genuine little angel mua!

A whole chapter of complaining about Conan... Maybe no one will believe it, the hero at the beginning is actually Toru Amuro (

It doesn't involve Conan's main storyline, so I just flew up ooc forgive me x

The audience is Wataru Takagi and the second is Vodka

The setting given by the vodka official is that I will cry when I miss home at night 23333 Can he do it? I really feel sorry for gin xxx

Red Horned Triple Speed: Shuichi Akai

Waiter Detective: Toru Amuro

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