Confessions of a retired star

Liuguang Entertainment used to be a mass grave?

Zhu Shisi is speechless. The headquarter of Liuguang Entertainment is located in the city center of a super-first-tier city. It is a little credible to say that this land was a mass grave hundreds of thousands of years ago, but even if it was, there are no ghosts. It was blown away by thousands of years of wind and rain.

"Who said that? It's purely a rumour," Zhu Shisi cast a contemptuous look of "you believe it too", "You're lying to the children."

Yan Yu's mouth moved twice, with a coy face: "Hey, you, you don't care who said it, you are too abnormal today, we have been together for almost ten years, and this is the first time you say that you are lazy, you Irregular."

"What's not serious? Be careful with your wording."

"Don't talk about words with me, tell me honestly, did you get a good thing that saved you ten years of struggle without telling me?"

"What good thing can happen, isn't it just the chance to audition..." Zhu Shisi lowered his eyes and thought for a while, and realized something was wrong, right, he actually had the idea of ​​being lazy?It is indeed abnormal, enough to be included in the top ten reflection cases of the year in the "Superstar Handbook".

At this moment, Zhu Shisi's cell phone buzzed twice in his trouser pocket.

[The signal in the supermarket was not very good just now, I bought tuna, and I made fried fish steak and miso soup at night, do you like it? 】

Zhu Shisi glanced at the text message, and then at the long-range camera aimed at him and Yan Yu. Like an elementary school student stealing snacks in class, his upper body kept upright, his eyes moved down secretly, and his fingers quickly pressed down on the screen. a string of words.

[I didn't say that Yao went to your house for dinner, and the show didn't end until seven o'clock. 】

"Oh, it's so sweet, and I also eat tuna."

Yan Yu stretched his head and put it on Zhu Shisi's shoulder, looking straight at his phone, Zhu Shisi was startled, and quickly covered the phone.

"Do you hate it, let's go."

Zhu Shisi's face was feverish, and before the corners of his mouth quietly raised the arc, Yan Yu hooked his shoulders: "Look, look, it's the expression of a miser who won the lottery, saying, are you Didn't he figure it out and give Lei Ao his ass, and find out that he's surprisingly good?"

"Crazy." Zhu Shisi's eyes almost rolled to the back of his head.

Yan Yu giggled, and elbowed Zhu Shisi's stomach: "Send fart|butt also have to go for snacks, there are two typos in the text message with a dozen words, pay attention next time, COC is still waiting for you The resources have taken us to soar."

Zhu Shisi ignored Yan Yu, and cleared his throat to remind him to restrain himself.

The phone vibrated twice again, Zhu Shisi opened the screen, and then covered it back hesitantly, a snicker of exclusive joy crept up the corner of his mouth again.

Backstage, Cheng Yalan waved her ten fingers painted with golden nail polish, pointed to a monitor screen with satisfaction, and laughed loudly: "Did you see it, Xiao Guo, did you see it?"

Guo Xi nodded at the side: "I see, sister Yalan, this double cut will definitely cause a sensation."

Cheng Yalan slapped the table, blushing: "Hahaha, leaning on the shoulders, hugging, biting ears, do you think they really mean that?"

Guo Xi straightened her round-rimmed glasses and carefully looked at the two people on the monitor screen: "Sister Yalan, I'm not sure about this..."

"Then keep an eye on them, and report to me immediately if there is any situation, and I will immediately arrange for them to go to the next step, which will definitely explode the traffic."

"The next step is...?"

"Kissing, bed | photo shoot, honeymoon street shooting, all fake moves are all aside, hahaha, I'm sorry Lei Ao, our CP of Liuguang Entertainment is about to crush it."

Guo Xi echoed Cheng Yalan and laughed twice. As Zhu Shisi's personal assistant, she knew very well that Zhu Shisi and Yan Yu's fake show was less likely than a rooster laying eggs.

What's more, Lei Ao, as the boss of the Lei Ting era, personally ended up making hype with Qing Feng. This kind of gossip between the domineering president of the entertainment industry and the romantic starlet is the best in gossip.

When it was almost 07:30 in the evening, the recording of the program ended, Cheng Yalan and Guo Xi were walking out, and Guo Xi received a WeChat message.

"Sister Yalan, brother Si said that he won't have dinner with us after the end, he will take a taxi and leave first."

Guo Xi shook the phone, and Cheng Yalan's scimitar eyebrows raised: "What's the trick? I already contacted the photographer to take pictures of the two of them."

"He said his brother was ill."

"When did he have a younger brother?"

"This...I don't know either."

The two started a discussion about whether Zhu Shisi had a younger brother. Just after the recording of the show, a corner of the human flesh background board was missing. Yan Yu didn't pay attention, and Zhu Shisi disappeared.

Yan Yu spat skillfully, and tugged at the plaid tie on the college-style dark red vest: "Damn it, this grandson must have flown to the bed of the patron."

"Who is the gold master?"

A low, hoarse, smoky voice sounded behind Yan Yu, and Yan Yu's ears pricked up like the ears of a bunny who noticed the enemy's situation. He quickly glanced back, raised his legs and ran.

Unexpectedly, just after running two steps, Yin Bing hooked behind him and grabbed the gray inner collar, and easily dragged him back to his side.

Yan Yu flopped twice in vain, but was turned around by Yin Bing with one hand, and placed firmly in front of him, like a big brother caring for a little brother, he smiled and pressed Yan Yu's shoulder, making him unable to move.

Yan Yu, who hadn't recovered yet, looked at Yin Bing in a panic. He was wearing a short ponytail, a pair of brown-rimmed glasses, and a simple black Super Mario T-shirt and a dark green long-sleeved shirt. A word came out: beast in clothes.

Yin Bing bent down, narrowed his fox eyes, and rubbed his long fingers towards Yan Yu's frightened head. His thumb gently brushed his braided hair from the side of the temple to behind the ears, and smiled at his widened round eyes. Laughing, started the mode of frantically picking up "feathers".

"I said, this short classmate, why didn't he say hello when he saw the senior?"

"No, don't call me short classmate!"

"Then Huo, please explain why you ran away when you saw me."

"What the hell is Student Huo? Don't touch my head!"

"Student Huo is the Hobbit, haven't you seen that movie? Hobbit, dwarf, Yan Xixi."

"you!!"

Yan Yu's face was flushed red, and he swung his ferocious paws towards Yin Bing's hand that was licking his head like a dog. Picked up two handfuls. Yan Yu, who was 1.7 meters three, faced Yin Bing, who was 1.8 meters and eight.

The staff busy on the side smiled at them from time to time, while Yin Bing teased Yan Yu, he also said hello to them and said goodbye, Yan Yu was so angry that his head was smoking, he just squatted on the ground, hugging his legs , buried his messy head in his arms.

Yin Bing's hands were empty, and looking down, Yan Yu was shaking on the ground like a mushroom hit by rain.

"Yan Xiaoai, are you angry?" Yin Bing stretched out his hands, put Yan Yu's armpit in the tiger's mouth, and lifted him up, "Don't cry, don't cry, you are not short at all, you are only fifteen centimeters away! Fuck me."

Yin Bing coaxed and suppressed a smile, at this moment, Yan Yu, whose feet were almost in the air, suddenly raised his head, raised his paw, and slapped Yin Bing on the forehead, PIA——!

"Oh my God, you are so treacherous, Yan Shorty, are you determined to give brother a cup?"

Yin Bing let go of Yan Yu, covered his forehead in pain, Yan Yu fell back to the ground, and smugly patted the ashes on his hands that didn't exist.

"Hmph, soldiers never tire of cheating, you are too stupid."

"But don't be so hard... Hiss, it's over, there are stars in front of your eyes..."

Yin Bing's glasses were tilted to one side, and a few strands of hair fell out of the tied ponytail. He arched his back and rubbed his brows constantly, and his lips were trembling. How can there be a glorious image of a rock star?

Yan Yu smiled happily, seeing that Yin Bing had been ill for a long time, and there were five red fingerprints on his pale forehead, which did not seem to be fake, so he panicked, leaned his head against Yin Bing, stretched out his hand He pushed his fingers away from his forehead.

"That... really hurts?"

"..."

"I'm asking you something, you answer."

"Sound."

"...I'm not kidding you."

"Does your hand hurt?"

"Mine? . . . well, kind of."

"Short, your hands are hurting, can my head still hurt?"

"It's not that you provoked me first, that I... You squat down a little, and I'll take a look."

Yan Yu couldn't see Yin Bing's forehead, one hand pushed away his arm that blocked his eyes, took off his glasses, and the other grabbed his shirt collar and pulled him down.

Yin Bing closed his eyes in pain, and slowly bent down following Yan Yu's movements. Just when the two were about to look at each other, Yin Bing suddenly opened his slender fox eyes, grabbed Yan Yu's hands, and forcibly held them together. They spread out together and slapped Yan Yu's palm.

"You, what are you doing?"

Yan Yu, who was defenseless, was caught by Yin Bing, and was beaten a few times like a schoolboy who made a mistake. The female staff members who were watching the fun giggled, and one of them joked: "Producer Yin wants to dismantle it with his bare hands." Do you lose your feathers?"

Yin Bing let go of Yan Yu, and smiled generously: "His hands are uncomfortable, I will press them for him."

Yan Yu was stunned for a moment, his face was hotter than his red palms, he put his hands behind his back, frowned and hated Yin Bing, and found that he had stood up straight, so he had to look up and stare at him.

"Why are you looking at me like that? Yan Donggua."

Yan Yu kept silent, increased the firepower, his eyes were big and red, really like a kitten or puppy anxious, Yin Bing laughed:

"Let me tell you, as your direct senior, not only did you not greet me, and you didn't answer my questions about the patron, but you also sneaked up on me. Hitting your palm is punishment. You have to humbly accept the teachings of your seniors, do you know?" Know?"

"You...you're so shy, I've never seen such a heartless senior like you!"

"Ah? Really? I don't know which little classmate hugged me backstage and cried, and said that brother Yin Bing is the best, um, who is it?"

Yan Yu turned his hot face away from Yin Bing's questioning gaze, pouted his rosy mouth, and threw his glasses at Yin Bing: "I don't have time to talk to you, goodbye!"

The glasses jumped twice and were caught by Yin Bing. By the time he put the brown frame back on the bridge of his nose, Yan Yu had already run away.

At this moment, the drummer came over, also wearing glasses, but it didn't reduce the ferociousness of his facial features: "Wow, Yin Bing, we're the behind-the-scenes producers for the first episode, and you offended the captain of the COC? "

Yin Bing chuckled and looked away.

"Don't you think it's fun to piss him off?"

Drummer: ...you horrible man.

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