My Underachieving Seatmate Doesn't Need Any Comforting

At this point in time, Qiao Shao lost his life without the earphones. He tossed and turned, put on the earphones, and finished listening to the voice by the way.

"Sleep, sleep, my dear baby... my brother's voice will always be with you..."

The corner of Qiao Shao's mouth twitched, and he couldn't help stamping: "Brother is a ghost! I'm older than you!"

He regretted it after sending it out, so he quickly clicked to withdraw it.

He Shen still saw it: "Older than me? What month is your birthday?"

Qiao Shao thought, I might be one year older than you.

Forget it, I don't want to mention it, he said: "It's older than you anyway."

"So sure," He Shen asked deeply, "Birthday after September?"

September is the dividing line for primary school, and the following months will be postponed for one year.

Qiao Shao didn't want to answer.

He Shen said again: "That's useless, I'm 17 this year."

Qiao Shao disapproved: "Birthday in the second half of the year, right?" He was still older than him.

He Shen said: "The first half of the year."

Qiao Shao paused, completely lost sleepiness: "Why do you..."

He typed a few words, then thought that the two had only known each other for two days, so he shouldn't ask.

Unexpectedly, He Shen said frankly: "I took a year off from junior high school, so I am older than my peers."

Qiao Shao held the phone firmly: "Why?"

"Why did you suspend school?" He Shen's voice was relaxed, "Well, I got hurt a little."

Qiao Shao listened to his cynical voice, then thought about his bad attributes, poked his mouth and said: "Fight with someone?"

He Shen confessed: "Almost."

Qiao Shao convinced: "You are amazing."

He Shen: "How about it, can you call Brother Sheng from your heart?"

It's strange, things that Qiao Shao didn't want to mention at first, but now he doesn't think it's so embarrassing to talk about.

Qiao Shao typed: "I am also 17, and it is also my birthday in the first half of the year."

Now it was He Shen's turn to be surprised: "Don't make trouble."

Qiao Shao said: "Believe it or not."

He Shen: "Give me a photo of your ID card."

Qiao Shao's strong fingers were about to break: "No!"

He Shen still couldn't believe it: "Are you really the same age as me?"

Qiao Shao paused and said, "I enrolled a year late."

What he said was vague, and it sounded like he was going to elementary school a year late.

He Shen asked again: "What month is your birthday?"

Qiao Shao didn't hide it anymore, he was going to scare He Shen to death: "February 2."

He's old enough, unless He Shen's birthday is January, he's his younger brother!

After a while, He Shen sent a picture.

Qiao Shao turned around the picture before opening it. He took a closer look and was stunned.

This is a screenshot of the ID card, with other information hidden, leaving only the name photo and date of birth.

Qiao Shao was stunned: "January 1st?"

He Shen sent a voice: "January [-]st and February [-]nd, we are really a good match."

Qiao Shao: "........."

He Shen sent another sentence: "Brother Calling."

Call you a big head ghost!

Qiao Shao turned off WeChat and went to sleep!

Under the night.

He Shen's thin lips were bent, and he didn't feel bored when he looked up and saw the hazy sky.

The next day Qiao Shao was woken up by the wake-up bell, he sat up in a daze, and reported that Chen had washed up and returned.

"Morning." Because Lanmao was still sleeping, he greeted in a low voice.

Qiao Shao woke up: "Morning..."

Chen Zhi put down the washbasin and said, "You don't need to run and do exercises, just sleep for a while."

He has the privilege of hurting his leg.

Qiao Shao shook his head to wake himself up: "No, I'll get up and read for a while."

He left a little too much before, so he has to hurry up and make up for it.

Chen Xu said again: "I'll bring you breakfast."

Just as Qiao Shao wanted to thank him, he recalled his promise to eat with him last night, so he hurriedly said, "No, He Shen said to bring me breakfast."

Chen Xu was obviously taken aback, but didn't say anything, just said: "Okay, I'll go for a run first."

Qiao Shao nodded again and again, only him and Lan Mao who slept like a silkworm chrysalis were left in the dormitory.

Qiao Shao sat down after washing and was about to recite ancient prose when his cell phone vibrated.

No Friday: "(^_^) / Good morning."

Qiao Shao: "..."

How cute is a big man pretending to be!blinding.

Qiao Shao replied to him: "Get up so early?"

Day students don't need to do exercises, so why get up so early.

He Shen looked at the program running on the computer screen, leaned back in the chair, and typed: "I haven't slept all night."

Qiao Shao was silent: "Playing games all night? You want to die suddenly!"

No wonder the class during the day is nothing but sleep!

He Shen didn't explain, he said, "Just treat me as living in the United States."

Qiao Shao stabbed him: "Then you should go to bed now!"

He Shen frankly said, "Sleep when you are full."

Don't think about it, just sleep on the desk!

Qiao Shao didn't bother to care about this bad student anymore, he remembered the daily tasks and transferred him a dime.

He Shen accepted it calmly, and asked him again: "What do you want to eat in the morning?"

Qiao Shao weighed his poor personality and typed: "Steamed buns, porridge."

This is the most cost-effective breakfast. Buy porridge and get side dishes, just right for steamed buns.

The key is to eat enough to last until noon.

He Shen replied to him: "Wait for me in the dormitory."

Qiao Shao thinks that the job of accompanying food is a bit wonderful, so why not do it for nothing.

He read a book for a while, but his efficiency was not high. He planned to go to bed to get his mobile phone, and put on the earphones to do a quiz.

He just got up when he saw the blue hair that had climbed down from the bed and was covering the chicken nest head.

In terms of height, Qiao Shao can't beat everyone in 516!

The blue hair looked down at him, his pale skin and thick dark circles made him look like a vampire.

He got up very angry: "Get out of the way, poor ghost."

Every time Qiao Shao heard the word "poor ghost", he couldn't recover because it was too fresh.

Blue Hair snorted and reached out to push him.

Qiao Shao had a limped leg, and if he was really pushed, he might be hurt more.

Unexpectedly, Lan Mao's hands touched him, so he changed his strength temporarily, grabbed his clothes and said, "Don't get in the way."

Qiao Shao took advantage of the opportunity and sat on his bed without falling.

Lan Mao glanced at him in disgust, and went to the bathroom.

Qiao Shao wasn't very angry, and of course he didn't like Lanmao either.

With such an impolite temper, no one cares about him.

After the blue hair washed and left, Qiao Shao was smashing with a geometric body. His pen was almost bitten off, and he couldn't calculate the distance from point C to MDE...

"a/4."

Qiao Shao turned around and saw He Shen, he was taken aback: "Why are you so close!"

He Shen clicked on the paper: "The answer is a/4, quickly write down the meal, I'm hungry."

Qiao Shao looked at him suspiciously: "You know this question?"

He Shen put the things he was carrying on the table: "Yes."

Qiao Shao didn't believe it: "You don't even have a calculation, so you just give the answer?"

What a joke, this is a 14-point question, and he dawdled on the draft paper for a full 15 minutes without a clue!

He Shen said: "What's the point of this?" It was obvious at a glance.

Qiao Shao closed the test paper and slandered in his heart: This person is not good at studying, and his bragging ability is truly unmatched.

Forget it, I won't be able to solve this problem for a while, so I'll have dinner first and ask questions later.

Qiao Shao cleaned up the table, and saw He Shen take out tofu nao, tenderloin sandwich, beef pie, steamed buns, Lao Ma Chao Shou...

Qiao Shao was startled.

Finally, He Shen took out vegetable porridge and steamed buns: "This is yours."

Qiao Shao's pitiful breakfast was really pitiful in front of this pile of "food".

Qiao Shao couldn't help asking, "Why did you buy so many?"

He Shen broke the chopsticks and said, "I'm different from you. This is my dinner, so of course it should be richer."

He said that he lived on American time, and morning was evening.

Qiao Shao asked again: "You can eat so much by yourself?"

He Shen looked at him: "You help me?"

Qiao Shao: "..."

He Shen said again: "You won't grow taller if you only eat steamed buns and vegetable porridge."

One sentence hit Qiao Shao's sore spot, he said: "I will eat a lot of meat at noon!"

He Shen picked up a small steamed bun and yelled at him, "Eat it, it's a waste to throw it away."

The Xiaolongbao was fluffy and soft, with meat filling inside. Qiao Shao felt that the 200 yuan crab roe buns were not as delicious.

"Hmm..." Qiao Shao stayed silent, trying to swallow, "So why did you buy so much!"

"Well," He Shen pondered for a moment, "It's probably because money can't buy me happiness."

Qiao Shao was speechless.

Later, Qiao Shao ate a drawer of steamed buns, drank half a bowl of soy milk, and ate two slices of tenderloin from the meat bun... setting his record for the highest breakfast intake in the past four or five years.

Look at He Shen again...

He ate all the rest except steamed buns and vegetable porridge.

Qiao Shao was a little discouraged.

Do you eat a lot to grow taller?

As far as He Shen's appetite is concerned, he can't match it in his entire life!

After the two finished breakfast, Qiao Shao asked about the business: "How can I get surveillance?"

He Shen said: "Copy it out."

Qiao Shao was worried: "Don't use any illegal means?"

If you turn around and get arrested, what should you do if something big happens.

He Shen was a little sleepy. He leaned against the bedpost and asked lazily, "What illegal means do you think I will use?"

He deliberately emphasized the tone of the word illegal.

Qiao Shao was nervous: "For example, breaking into the monitoring room at night, knocking the teacher unconscious, stealing information..."

He Shen laughed lowly, and patted the little dwarf on the head: "Don't worry, just ask the teacher for it."

Qiao Shao is most afraid of being patted on the head: It's amazing to be tall, the more you pat him, the shorter you will be!

These big and tall people who "don't know the sufferings of the world" are really annoying!

"Anyway, don't use abnormal methods!" Qiao Shao emphasized.

He Shen thought for a while and said, "Well, I'll sleep in two classes first, and I'll take you with me during the exercises between classes."

Qiao Shao: "..."

What can he say, what can he say when facing the deskmate who uses the desk as a bed!

On the way to the classroom, Qiao Shao asked He Shen another question.

"Why is the report in 516? It's also like me. Is the ordinary dormitory full?"

He didn't think so, he always felt that his father or his assistants and uncles made it up to him to be able to enter 516.

He Shen said: "He is not as lucky as you." If he is transferred, the school will exempt 20.00% of the dormitory fee.

Qiao Shao wondered, "The fee for 516 is so high, why should Chen tell him to waste the money?"

He Shen explained to him: "Dong Gao has a benefit. If you can get the top three in the final exam of a school year, there will be different degrees of rewards."

Qiao Shao understood: "Chen Chen got the top three in the exam? Is the dormitory fee exempted for the top three?"

This is easy to understand, if you don't have to pay dormitory fees, of course you should choose the best place to live!

He Shen said: "He should be No.3, so the dormitory fee is exempted."

"The third one is also super powerful!" Qiao Shao's eyes lit up with envy, "Chen Fu is indeed a top student!"

It's so wonderful to be friends with Xueba in the same dormitory!

Seeing him like this, He Shen raised his eyebrows: "Do you want to know the rewards for second and first place?"

Qiao Shao hurriedly asked, "What is it?"

He Shen handed it to his heart: "The second thing is to waive tuition and miscellaneous fees."

"A good student can save money for the family from an early age!" Qiao Shao admired, "What about the number one in the school?"

He Shen said: "The city is the first to exempt tuition and miscellaneous fees and subsidize living expenses for one semester."

Qiao Shao: "!"

He didn't hear the difference between the whole school and the whole city, he only cared about admiring No.1.

"Who is it?" Qiao Shao leaned closer to He Shen and asked eagerly, "What was the name of the number one in our ranks last time?"

He Shen looked down and saw his small brush-like eyelashes, and suddenly asked, "Your eyelashes are so long, won't they block your eyes?"

Qiao Shao was confused: "What?"

"It's nothing..." He Shen cleared his throat and answered him, "It was me last time."

Qiao Shao gave him a blank look.

Seeing that he didn't believe it, He Shen smiled: "I'm very poor, and I can only live like this by exempting tuition and miscellaneous fees and subsidies."