Koi Fengshui Xuanxue self-operated store

When He Lan and A Piao came back with a lot of snacks, they saw a scene that surprised them and was very funny.In the living room, there was a human figure and a ghost, listless and aggrieved, cleaning the room miserably with a broom, mop, feather duster, and a certain monster who ordered them to work was lazily lying on the sofa watching TV. Lou Yan sat beside him and pointed From time to time, he stroked his soft hair.

"Boss!" He Lan regained his composure, flew onto the sofa, hugged Yu Heng, and rubbed his little head against his chest, "You're finally back! You and Brother Lou didn't answer the phone!"

With He Lan's passionate pounce, Yu Heng was almost crushed. Does this kid not realize how heavy he is!

He Lan raised his head, his eyes were slightly red, Yu Heng was stunned for a moment and swallowed the rant that had reached his mouth.

"You seem to be..." Yu Hengshen pinched He Lan's chin, wiped away the tears from the corners of his eyes, raised his face and looked around, "You seem to have grown up a bit."

With bright eyes, He Lan said happily, "Really!"

"Stand up straight and let me see."

He Lan obediently got up from Yu Heng's body, put her legs together and raised her head, standing up straight.Yu Heng looked at the pink and tender boy in front of him, some baby fat had receded from his face, his big eyes were watery, his head was a little taller, he looked 14 years old.

"Not bad, much more attractive than before."

He Lan: "..." Hmph, you shouldn't expect him to come back!

A Piao quietly floated behind He Lan, pinching the corners of her skirts and holding them together again.

Yu Heng sees Ah Piao and thinks that she is a girl after all, she might be happy to come back but he is reluctant to express it.He took out a string of obsidian chains and handed them to A Piao, "I bought them when I came back, you can wear them, try them on."

Ah Piao nodded slightly, slowly floated in front of Yu Heng, took the chain and put it on.She carefully looked at the shiny chain on her wrist, then suddenly knelt down and kowtowed to Yu Heng.

Yu Heng was startled, did he learn this from Jiang Yu, and give him such a big gift every now and then? !

"Get up, as long as you like it, don't knock it anymore, I don't like this."

Ah Piao straightened up, nodded heavily, fingered the jewelry on his wrist, took two steps back, but stopped suddenly, and pointed at the morose ghost cleaning beside him.

"They..." Yu Heng lazily rubbed his head on the sofa, resting his head on Lou Yan's lap, turned his head to the side and narrowed his eyes to look at the ghost.Yu Heng looked at the ghost, so he cleaned the house even harder, and the green-faced ghost almost threw the feather duster away.And under the influence of Jigui's sudden diligent atmosphere, the evil spirit of silently wiping the floor also accelerated the movement of wiping the floor.

Evil Qi: Although I don't know what happened, it's always right to do it!

Seeing that his eyes made them nervous, Yu Heng laughed, "I don't know where these four things came from. When I came back, I saw that the room was quite dirty, so I asked them to clean it. Xiaolan didn't I said you, your cleaning work is getting worse and worse, look at these four are your role models!"

He Lan turned her head away, secretly rolled her eyes, and couldn't help but slander: You can do what you want!

The next second, He Lan felt a pain in his head. He covered his head and watched Yu Heng pouted, "Why did you hit me!"

"Don't think I don't know what you're thinking, it's written all over your face!" Yu Heng winked at Lou Yan, "You think so?"

Lou Yan said nothing, and fondled Yu Heng's hair.

He Lan: Why do I feel that the boss and brother Lou are getting gayer? !

The simple little bean sprouts have not discovered the adulterous affair between her boss and Brother Lou so far.

At this moment, Ah Piao swayed in front of Yu Heng, pointed at the ghost and pointed at himself, gestured for a long time, but Yu Heng didn't understand the meaning at all.He doesn't understand Apiao's chatter, Miss Apiao, you can talk, have you forgotten?

But He Lan understood what A Piao meant, and acted as an interpreter, "Boss, that ghost is not bad. He is Luo Zihui's younger brother. They have been playing with Sister A Piao these days. Sister A Piao asked Can you let them go, my sister has established a deep revolutionary mahjong friendship with them!"

Zhigui slowed down his cleaning action, pricked up his ears and waited for Yuheng's answer.

Revolution Mahjong...

Four ghosts gather at a table to play mahjong...

You guys had a great time while I was away!

Yu Heng waved, raised his eyebrows and smiled, "Don't worry, I won't kill them, free cleaners are great!"

The ghosts looked at each other, not knowing whether to cry or laugh.

He Lan sighed, mourning for the ghost in his heart.

A Piao shook his head slightly, indicating that the ghost can't help you.

"Boss, what's the matter with this evil spirit?" He Lan put down two bags full of snacks, and glanced at the big man who was cleaning hard by the window sill.

Yu Heng's eyes were completely attracted by the snacks, he sat up from Lou Yan's lap, bent down to get the snacks on the coffee table, but forgot about the flashing of his old waist before, and stopped in mid-air and froze all of a sudden.One solid and powerful arm was around Yu Heng's chest, bringing him back to lean on the sofa, and the other took the snack bag and put it in Yu Heng's arms.

Lou Yan exuded a faint fragrance, and Yu Heng's heartbeat accelerated for a moment. When he came back to his senses, he smiled and was about to praise his invincible and lovely wife, but he met the helpless eyes of the young man in black, "Flash!" Don't move your waist."

"How do you know that I'm shy..." Yu Heng looked down at the snacks in the bag, from drinks to snacks, there was nothing missing.Yu Heng took out a bag of Weilong, tore open the bag, pulled out a spicy strip, stuffed it into his mouth, and looked up at He Lan, "Xiao Lan, don't you want to eat this? Who did you buy it for?"

"Luo Zihui bought it."

"I didn't buy it for me. It's a waste of raising you. I'm sad..." Yu Heng took out another spicy stick and put it to Lou Yan's mouth, "Try it, it's delicious."

He Lan looked at the boss who was pitiful one second and said that he had raised him for nothing, but the next second he was feeding spicy strips into brother Lou's mouth with a smile, and he had mixed emotions.

Boss, your acting skills are so good, why don't you go to filming!

Lou Yan took a bite, chewed for a while, and swallowed the slightly spicy and oily food.Can't tell what it smells like, but I don't like it.

As soon as Yu Heng saw that Lou Yan had no expression after eating, he knew that he was not interested in this cute snack.Only then did I return to the previous topic, "The evil spirit is brought by Luo Zihui."

"On him?" He Lan scratched his head in confusion, apparently not knowing what was going on.

"By the way," Yu Heng asked, "Why is Luo Zihui here?"

"Hey, boss, don't you know? He came to the store to help!" He Lan patted his head after meeting Shang Yuheng's suspicious gaze, "It's like this, brother Bai Chen originally asked his apprentice, Lu Feng came, but he fell ill, so he asked Luo Zihui to come here instead. I wanted to inform you later, but you couldn't get through."

"Lu Feng?" Yu Heng heard the name very familiar.

"He has applied for the job before."

"Remember, I fought with Luo Zihui during the interview before, and they became friends. Sure enough, the relationship between people is very delicate. But it's also a coincidence. Luo Ziqing didn't apply for the job before, and his brother passed this kind of job. Way to come to work in the store."

"Hmm! This may be what the ancients said that no coincidence can make a book... Uh..." He Lan suddenly covered his lower abdomen, frowning, "My stomach hurts suddenly, I'm going to go to the toilet."

"Go quickly."

Yu Heng chewed the spicy strips, patted Lou Yan's greasy face, and sighed, "I guess he ate too many flower petals again, but look at He Lan, he has grown up a lot. Let him be independent, he will grow up faster than being around me." Some, I don't know if it's good or bad, but I never intend to interfere, just let it be."

Lou Yan stared into Yu Heng's clear eyes, and said softly, "I thought you wouldn't want him to grow up."

Yu Heng put down the spicy strips and licked the oil on his fingertips, "I don't want him to grow up, but I can't restrain him with my own likes and dislikes, that kind of feeling is uncomfortable."

In his last life, Yu Hengsheng was in the Yu family, a family he had given high hopes for, and he could only grow up on the arranged path.Thinking of this, Lou Yan picked up the white paper that fell on the coffee table, held Yu Heng's, and carefully wiped off the oily saliva on his fingers.

Yu Heng stared at Lou Yan, he didn't say a nasty thing, the most outrageous thing he did in his previous life was to pursue you with shamelessness.

"What is this?" Yu Heng's fingertips ached from being rubbed against the hard paper. He took the paper from Lou Yan and opened it. It was the A4 paper on which the detective story was printed in the study printout.Yu Heng read it again when he was bored. He leaned on Lou Yan and showed him the crumpled paper with a smile, "I think this story is illogical. It obviously didn't give any clues, so why wouldn't the detective refuse to read it?" Accepted the case?"

"Want to know the answer?" An abrupt male voice sounded from the study, Luo Zihui opened the door of the study, raised his proud head and looked down at Yu Heng on the sofa, "Because the detective happened to see my sister's ghost when he was on the phone .”

Yu Heng threw away the waste paper, "If it's so round, it's not a suspense story but a supernatural story."

Luo Zihui's eyes became unpredictable, "It's a supernatural story."

This is not a supernatural story in a novel, but what happened in real life.

The day before yesterday, an order for ghost hunting came to the store, and the customer claimed that he was an internet joke.I usually write some suspenseful or scary jokes for netizens to guess. In fact, the jokes he writes have no logic or even answers, and post them on the Internet pretending to be mysterious and not giving answers. This is his usual style, and it is also because he himself does not know the answer. .

That day, he had just finished writing a new paragraph and was about to post it on the Internet, when he received a private message from a netizen on Weibo.On weekdays, his Weibo is open to accept submissions in order to collect joke materials. What this netizen told is exactly the same as the joke he just wrote and has not yet posted.

He was wondering if there would be such a coincidence in the world?The other party collided with himself?

However, the next moment he received several voice messages from netizens. He clicked on the voice message, and it was a girl who spoke.The girl's voice was very weak, repeating the dialogue in the paragraph he had just written.

What made him feel weird was that the background sound was very noisy at first, as if a lot of people were talking, but then he could only hear the harsh "creak" sound like chalk scratching on a blackboard.

He asked the girl what that sound was, and the girl replied, "This is my sister's laughter."