Koi Fengshui Xuanxue self-operated store

Until the sun was three poles, Yu Heng hadn't gotten up yet.

He Lan, who had packed everything up, came to the door helplessly, and shouted: "Boss, hurry up, didn't you agree to go out today?"

Going out on the street has a bit of a local dialect meaning.The monsters in Red Cage Street all refer to going to the human world as making a street.

"Understood, just wait for me, right now."

Two minutes later, Yu Heng was fully dressed and stood in front of He Lan.

"Boss, you are really fast..."

Yu Heng raised his eyebrows, "That's right, I'm not like you, I carry so many things in boxes and bags."

Yu Heng was only carrying a cloth bag, which he bought 70 years ago when he was fleeing famine in the Human World, and he has been using it until now.There are not many things in the cloth bag, one or two changes of clothes, and an illustration torn from the history book of the Three Realms, the illustration shows Lou Jingtu.Yu Heng fell in love with this illustration at first sight. In the picture, the upstairs fairy stands on the top of a high mountain, with white clothes and long hair, deep eyebrows and eyes, overlooking everything in the world.Yu Heng keeps this illustration with him all the time. When he is in a bad mood, he can look at it and relieve his worries.

As for why you can relieve your worries?

——He Lan asked this question when he first arrived.

At that time, Yu Heng was holding hot tea, and replied solemnly: "Looking at a beautiful man will make people feel happy physically and mentally."

It was only after the interrogation that He Lan realized the difference between the boss in reality and the boss in his imagination.

At the ticket gate of Honglong Street Exit Station, Yu Heng was taken aback by twice the number of monster passengers in front of him.He Lan turned into a little bean sprout and hid it in Yuheng's pocket, grunting dissatisfiedly being squeezed by the surrounding monsters.

"Why are there so many monsters coming out of the street today?" Yu Heng looked at the dark crowd of monsters in front of him, wondering.

A tall bat demon with pointed ears and red eyes exuding black air beside him said softly: "Last night, there was a mistake in the work of the underworld, and thousands of ghosts slipped into the human world. Lord Gongsun widely distributed reward stickers, soliciting ghosts from the three realms." Those who can catch a thousand gold coins."

Yu Heng touched his chin, "I didn't expect Gongsun to be willing to spend money. Didn't he say that he is the most stingy official in the underworld? I guess this time the basket is not small."

The bat demon lowered his head and chuckled, his eyes squinted, "You're really right, it really alarmed the higher-ups this time."

When Yu Heng thought of the scene of so many monsters running to the human world to catch ghosts, it was truly extraordinary.

"Are you going to Hangzhou too? Me too." The bat demon's voice was warm and soft.

Yu Heng was slightly surprised, and just as he was about to reply, he was squeezed into the security checkpoint by a group of monsters behind and separated from the bat demon.After finally squeezing into the car, I heard a familiar voice as soon as I sat down.

"coincidence."

Yu Heng turned his head and saw that the next seat was the bat demon he had just met.

"You brought so many things to Hangzhou, do you intend to stay for a long time?" the bat demon asked.

"How did you know I was going there?"

The bat demon smiled and pointed to the ticket in Yu Heng's pocket, "I saw it."

"You have good eyesight."

As soon as the words fell, the speeding car shook violently.Several light monsters in the car soared into the air and hit their heads on the roof of the car.The two long horns of a black bull demon were directly inserted into the air vent, and he cursed angrily, "I'm so unlucky, the horns got stuck in this broken car!"

Miss Huamao and Miss Baige, the conductors, immediately ran over to help pull it down.

Yu Heng turned his head to look at the black bull demon, and caught a glimpse of a black cloud of stale air above his head.Yu Heng thought for a while, took out an unopened candy ball from his pocket, and secretly flicked it towards the Black Bull Demon.

The moment the sugar ball touched the black bull demon, the black bull demon successfully fell off, and the cloud of turbidity on his head also dissipated and disappeared.

"Huh? My horns came out? It's unbelievable, every time I get stuck for three to five hours before I can get them out."

Yu Heng turned his head silently, leaned on the seat and looked at the white clouds outside the window.

Not only people need luck, but so do demons.The black bull demon just now had bad luck in a car, so every time it was in a car, its horns would get stuck in it.The candy that Yu Heng threw was contaminated with his own luck energy, which could transform the turbid energy on the black bull demon into clean energy. Once the turbid energy was gone, the black bull's horns would come out.Within the Three Realms, as long as they are alive, they will be affected by fate.Therefore, Yuheng's store not only accepts human customers, but he also accepts all living things.

After the speeding car slowly flew through a dark tunnel, Miss Nightingale's announcement sounded from the horn: "Everyone, this flight has arrived at the border of the human world. Please turn into a human form, take your belongings with you, and orderly." Get out of the car. Remember, do not use spells at will in the human world, abide by the order of human society, and memorize Article 111 of the law of the demon world, those who hurt people will be sent back to the demon world to be remade, and they will not be reincarnated for 300 years."

Every time Yu Heng hears the words "returning to the furnace and rebuilding", his imagination will run wild. Could it be that throwing the monsters that violated the laws of the demon world back into the furnace to make alchemy?

The speeding car descended slowly, and the monsters in the car that originally retained their racial characteristics instantly transformed into human appearances.

The only one here that hasn't changed in any way is Yu Heng.

Yuheng, as the koi family recognized by the demon world as being the closest to humans, is no different from humans in terms of appearance and physical characteristics, and of course there is no need to change.

"Are you a koi?"

Yu Heng nodded, and turned his head to look at the bat demon who was talking to him. At this time, he had already closed his ears, turning into a gentle young man with white eyes and smiling like a spring breeze.

"No wonder I can't see the demonic aura on your body, the koi clan should have no demonic power, right?"

Yu Heng laughed dryly and didn't answer, got up and picked up the big and small bags and left without looking back.

Why do monsters like to strike up conversations so much these days.

He also said that he didn't like to hear it.

……

June in the south of the Yangtze River is the rainy season, and the light rain keeps falling.

Yu Heng's store in the human world is not of good quality, it leaks when it rains, and there is no time to move, so he has to make do with it.

Large and small water basins were placed on the floor to catch the rainwater. Yu Heng sat on the sofa and fell asleep unconsciously listening to the sound of dripping water.

"Your name is Lou Jingtu, and I'm Yu Yanshu. It seems that we are a match made in heaven, we have the same goal through different paths!"

——In the dream, he turned into Yu Yanshu, knocked the fairy wall upstairs in the corner, and said these shameless words.

When a drop of rain fell on Yu Heng's face, he shivered and opened his eyes.Boss Yu yawned and rubbed his temples, the words from his dream still echoing in his ears.As the saying goes, thinking by day and dreaming by night, it is presumably because Lou Jingtu and Yu Yanshu have read too many danmei novels.

Yu Heng drank the last sip of tea on the table, stretched his waist, and said with a playful smile: "Xiao Lanlan, you can send out a recruitment notice, and just ask to be able to catch ghosts. I want to catch up on sleep first. You can order from the store first." Dealing with it, I'll give you a vacation tomorrow, what do you think?" Then Boss Fish flicked the mung bean sprouts lying in the flowerpot pretending to be sleeping, and added: "Don't be lazy."

The green shoots on He Lan's head shook twice in protest, who the hell is being lazy!

……

It was evening when Yu Heng woke up again, and when he opened his eyes, he saw a mass of jet-black stuff lying on the beam.

"Hi, good evening." Yu Heng smiled and waved upwards, kicking off the quilt to get out of bed.

The female ghost on the beam showed a gloomy and pale face, and the next moment she pounced on Yu Heng.The moment he was about to touch Yuheng, a red light flashed, and two red and gold koi emerged from Yuheng's gown. The female ghost was instantly bounced two meters away, lying on the ground and screaming in pain.

Yu Heng shook his head helplessly, staggered on his slippers, walked to the female ghost and squatted down, stretched out his hand to help, but the female ghost ran away in horror.

"I said Miss Ghost, I told you that you can't touch me. You still have to try. The beam can't stand up, and a nail pierced you? I won't drive you away, why do you always think about it? Grace will be revenged."

The female ghost stared at the koi that kept swimming on Yu Heng's clothes, slowly straightened up, jumped onto the beam and disappeared.

This female ghost came to Yuheng's store a week ago, she was lying on the beam of the house quietly and staring at him without barking or making noise.Yu Heng didn't care too much, but she was just a female ghost, and she couldn't do anything to her, so she didn't bother chasing her away.It's just that the female ghost seemed to be very interested in him, she rushed over to touch him every now and then, and was bounced away again and again, but she still persevered.

As for the koi that appeared on the clothes from time to time, Yu Heng didn't know what was going on.These two koi have been on his clothes for as long as he can remember, no matter what style of clothes he changes, they are always there, and protect him like a talisman.At first, Yu Heng traced the source curiously, but later found that he couldn't find it at all, so he gave up.It's okay to love, anyway, it doesn't delay eating or sleeping.

The rain outside the window has stopped, the sky is covered with patches of dark red and light red fire clouds, and the setting sun hangs on the horizon.The scorching heat that originally belonged to the south of the Yangtze River rose again. Yu Heng took off his wine-red gown, put on a pair of ordinary short-sleeved shorts, and walked out of the bedroom in sandals.

"Xiaolan, I'm hungry, I'm going out with my brother to have some skewers."

He Lan sat on the sofa and ate petals while watching cartoons, shaking her head, "No, you have to go by yourself. I don't eat human junk food."

"Then how can it be junk food?" Yu Heng took out two red notes from the drawer, "Forget it, you can't appreciate the delicacy in the world."

"..."

"Wait, wait a minute, boss, are you going out in this suit?"

"Yes." Yu Heng looked himself up and down, and didn't feel that there was anything wrong at all.

He Lan was speechless again, it's a pity that the boss's pretty face was ruined by the clothes.No, it was ruined by his aesthetics.

"By the way, the recruitment notice is posted, right?"

"It's posted, what are you going to do? Isn't there no ghost hunting business in our store?"

Yu Heng walked towards the door, pretending to be profound, "Stop it first, I'll talk to you when I come back after drinking beer and kneading skewers!"

However, Yu Heng's masturbation didn't go so smoothly. As soon as he sat in the food stall, he was made uncomfortable by the creeping evil spirit around him.

When I looked up, not all the people in the food stall who were drinking skewers were not all human.