Koi Fengshui Xuanxue self-operated store

"Grow up?" He Lan's eyes widened. After a moment of shock, he lowered his head and looked at himself in surprise. His long legs and long arms are gone, and his short and small limbs before are gone. "Huh?"

He Lan couldn't believe that she had grown up.I have been looking forward to growing up for so long, I thought I would not grow up in a hundred years, but I have grown up today!It's great to grow up, you can no longer be treated as a child, and you can do many things that children can't do. As for the things that children can't do, He Lan hasn't figured it out yet.

Yu Heng stared at the young man in front of him, about eighteen or nineteen years old, a little shorter than himself, with a slender figure, his face had long since lost baby fat, his chin was pointed, and he was full of vigor that a young man should have.The only thing that remained unchanged was those big watery eyes. He looked carefully at He Lan's eyes, they were still as clear as before, without any impurities or extraneous emotions.This makes Yu Heng feel strange, the growth heart of plant monsters will inevitably give birth to passion and six desires, but He Lan's appearance is really not like this.

Yu Heng was very concerned, no one would steal the cabbage he worked so hard to grow, right?He pondered and asked, "What happened to Xiaolan? How did she grow up overnight?"

He Lan shook his head in confusion. Although he was very happy to become an adult, he also wondered why he suddenly became bigger.But no matter how strange He Lan was, it was useless. His knowledge in this area was blank. No one told him or taught him, and he had never read any books.But he was only puzzled for a while, and then happily ran to the mirror to admire his own appearance, and even forgot about apologizing to Yu Heng.

Yu Heng stared at He Lan's back and thought again and again, could it be that his relationship with Lou Yan stimulated He Lan?In the next moment, he denied his guess. If this could stimulate He Lan to grow up, after all, apart from the few sheep, He Lan's favorite thing to watch is the big mother-daughter love family drama.

Yu Heng returned to the bedroom with a pot of hot tea, Lou Yan was already awake, sitting by the bed and watching.Lou Yan didn't watch it many times, Yu Heng found it novel, put down his hot tea and went to Lou Yan's side to peek at what he was looking at.

Lou Yan was watching the world news feed.

Lou Yan installed the world push software not long ago. The world push software is the latest research and development, and is used by the human world to receive news that happens in the world.However, it is still in the internal testing stage, and the performance is sometimes unstable, and crashes occur from time to time.

Yuheng bought it in the demon world. It has a different built-in and does not need to install software to get news from the world. When Dai Louyan bought it, he bought it from the human world without thinking too much. After buying it, he realized that the human world could not receive it at all. world news.It was also a coincidence that Bai Chen said that the little brother from the Bureau of Order had developed a world internet software that humans could use, and he was about to install it for Lou Yan.

The news that Lou Yan is browsing can be said to be very familiar, it is the karmic debt between Chen Yao and the ghost sisters.According to the latest report, the ghost sisters have been put into reincarnation by the Bureau of Order, and Chen Yao has been imprisoned for escaping from the heavenly system in his previous life and reincarnated privately. The Buddhist group is seriously discussing the results.

Yu Heng took the initiative: "I sent an anonymous report letter to the Bureau of Order."

"I guessed it." Lou Yan recalled that Yu Heng watched it on the bus for a long time, and said thoughtfully, "That's fine."

Yu Heng sighed lightly, "No matter what, the final outcome should be handled by the Bureau of Order." He got up and went to the table to pour tea, "And Tai Sui under the villa, it will be trouble sooner or later."

Lou Yan put it down, came to Yu Heng's side, stretched his arms around Yu Heng's waist, and said softly: "The reason why you asked the female ghost to take the two children out is..."

Yu Heng blew on the tea leaves floating in the water, and interrupted Lou Yan, "Those two little dolls are too dark, if they are kept in the basement, Tai Sui will be completely polluted by the resentment emanating from the dolls. come out."

Yu Heng understood everything the moment he saw the two little dolls.The talisman on the coffin is not used to suppress evil at all, on the contrary, it will strengthen the resentment of the two little dolls themselves.

What did Chen Yao in his previous life do this for?

It's very simple, how can a person who wants to escape the punishment of heaven be willing to escape only once?

There is ox blood on the talisman, and the curse drawn with ox blood is the curse of reincarnation.With the grievances of these two little dolls, Chen Yao will be able to come back here to replenish his grievances and improve his own strength when his life is exhausted.Being able to escape the hunt of the underworld again, choose the master to reincarnate, and so on and on and on forever.

As for why Chen Yao trapped his sister on the fourth floor, it was because he took advantage of a loophole in the Bureau of Order.The Bureau of Order has turned a blind eye to the victim's ghost since ancient times. As long as the younger sister is there, the older sister's ghost will not leave the villa.In this way, the Bureau of Order and the Underworld knew that the murdered female ghost was there, so they would not come to interfere.Chen Yao just took advantage of this, and the actual purpose was to hide the two little dolls in the basement.

However, Chen Yao tried everything in his previous life, but he was defeated by being too conceited.Too much conceit is narrow-mindedness.He may be able to deceive the Bureau of Order and the Underworld, but he cannot escape the law of heaven.Just like the analogy Lou Yan once made, he compared the world to a game, and the way of heaven to the rules of the game. All players are within the rules of the game. Maybe the game will occasionally have g, but one day this g will be repaired, or the player The g that I think is not g at all, but a copy of the game.

"Actually, you guessed it too, didn't you?" Yu Heng drank a cup of tea, filled it up with a brand new cup, and brought it to his shoulder, "Longjing new tea, try it."

Lou Yanshuang was still wrapped around Yu Heng's waist, he tilted his head forward slightly, blew on the tea lightly, and leaned over to drink a new cup of tea.The soft lips touched the rim of the cup, and at the same time touched the fish HSI.After taking a few more sips, the subtle sound of water coming from Lou Yan's throat while swallowing made Yu Heng's mind flutter for a long time.

"It's delicious." A deep and magnetic voice entered Yu Heng's ears.

Yu Heng's heart is like an ant in a hot pot, itchy and numb, like throwing Lou Yan down, but because of his unsatisfactory kidneys, he only dared to turn his head to hold Lou Yan's lips to relieve his cravings and not to provoke him any more. fire.

He sat down, thinking about what he wanted to say before, "I'm actually a little curious, how did such a big Tai Sui get into the basement?"

Lou Yan followed Yu Heng and sat down, shaking his head slightly.

"It's a good thing we found out in time, otherwise the Tai Sui would make a fuss, and I don't know how many people would die," which is considered a merit.

Yu Heng smiled, but he didn't say the rest of the sentence.

If the word "merit" is mentioned again, there is no guarantee that Lou Yan will not find out his little thoughts.After all, he is a monster, what's the use of merit?

When Lou Yan asked that question before, perhaps Lou Yan had already guessed a bit.

Yu Heng heard that the female ghost said that two little dolls were locked up in the basement, so he decided to take a look. It would be considered a merit if he rescued the two little dolls.He did it for merit, but this merit was not for himself, but for Lou Yan.For Lou Yan's fate, the more golden lights of merit, the better for him. He is a human being now, and he needs the golden lights of merit to dispel bad luck for him, so that the jade pendant that he gave him can be more effective.

Yu Heng didn't tell Lou Yan, because there was no need to tell.There's no need to tell the whole story about what you've done for one person, and he knows that Lou Yan thinks the same way.

……

After chatting for a long time, Yu Heng was hungry.

It's already evening, and they haven't eaten anything since morning.Yu Heng thought that there was a new mutton mutton restaurant nearby, so he decided to eat it immediately.As soon as he left the bedroom door, he saw Luo Zihui sitting on the sofa eating oranges, leading a few ghosts and carrying a big bag.

A Piao chatted with the ghosts behind Luo Zihui, looking very reluctant.

Luo Zihui's attire, this outfit?Yu Heng asked: "Are you ready to leave?"

Luo Zihui threw away the orange peel, without much expression on his face, "Well, let's go."

"Aren't you going to tell me where the evil spirit on your body came from? Why did you appear at Chen Yao's house? Why did you suddenly go crazy and want to kill Lu Feng? And your physique?"

Luo Zihui stood up and put all the oranges in the fruit plate into his pocket, "Not ready."

Yu Heng shrugged, it's fine if he doesn't say anything, and he doesn't force it, "Okay, let's go slowly."

Luo Zihui didn't go out directly, he walked up to Yu Heng and stretched out one, raising his eyebrows, "Where's the salary?"

Yu Heng: "..."

He couldn't help but roll his eyes, this is too shameless, during this period of time he stuffed all the fruit toilet paper, disposable towels, soapy water cups in his big travel bag, even the pair of insoles he bought for Lou Yan earlier He pretended to leave, not to mention taking so much money from Chen Yao and embezzling it to the store, how dare he ask him for a salary?Has he lost money or is he going to die of poverty!

"Will you give it?" Luo Zihui frowned dissatisfied.

"No, fuck off!" Yu Heng felt that no matter how much he was used to Luo Zihui, he would have to sneakily remove the glazed coffee table.He Lan made several small reports before, saying that Luo Zihui used a screwdriver to lift the screws on the coffee table.

Luo Zihui was very unhappy with a gloomy face, stared at Yu Heng and asked again, "Will you give it?"

"No, hurry up! If you say one more word of nonsense, return the contents of the bag to me!" Yu Heng lamented that he has become more and more enlightened. If he were to change to his former self, Luo Zihui would have been taken by him long ago. Turned into a shining star in the sky.

Luo Zihui wanted to say something more, but seeing Lou Yan's cold gaze at the door of the bedroom, he swallowed the words.But how could Luo Zihui, who is so proud, give up? He glanced around the living room, and his eyes fell on the coffee table for a moment, but thinking that the coffee table was inconvenient to hold, he turned his attention to a beautiful bag in the cabinet superior.He walked over as if nothing had happened, quickly took the bag and stuffed it into his pocket, and the moment Yu Heng opened his mouth, he ran away with oil on the soles of his feet.

"That's..." The corner of Yu Heng's mouth twitched, it was the condom he just bought yesterday!Four boxes too! 200 yuan!Just like that, Luo Zihui took him away!Does he have a place to use a big fart kid!

Is he a devil? !

On the street, Luo Zihui opened the beautiful bag angrily. This unscrupulous shopkeeper didn't even pay him wages. Are all the people in the city like this!He took out the small square box inside, looked at the name on the box, and opened the box in doubt.

Condoms?what is it

How safe?

Which set?

Luo Zihui, as an earthy boy who lived in the mountains since he was a child and has never seen the world and never attended a sex education class, had countless fantasies and fascinations with the fashionable things in the city.He opened the box with joy, tore open the packaging bag with joy, took out the latex sleeve with joy, observed and fiddled with the things in it with joy.

However, Luo Zihui was disappointed after looking at it for a while, isn't this just a balloon?Still oily balloons.City people's balloons are high-end, and they can moisturize their lips. The city knows how to play, the city knows how to play!But what does he want a bunch of broken balloons for!With nowhere to vent his anger, he picked up the balloon in his mouth and blew it vigorously. Under the eyes of everyone, the shocked eyes of passers-by, the balloon grew bigger and bigger, and the balloon was blown up with a bang.

Passers-by picked up and pointed at the angry boy one after another, looking at him like a monkey, which made the boy even more angry.He threw all the balloons on the ground, kicked them hard a few times, and rushed out of the crowd with a blushing face.

Passers-by were left alone pointing at Luo Zihui and laughing loudly.

……

In the old Beijing Mutton Restaurant, there was a lot of people talking and it was very lively.

This newly opened mutton restaurant tastes authentic and is full every day. It takes a long time for Yu Heng and Lou Yan to eat it.

The pot on the table is steaming hot, and the bone broth base is bubbling.Yuheng picked up a piece of red and white crispy bone mutton slices and put them into the boiling soup to rinse them. When the meat slices were completely white, take them out and dip them in sesame sauce. The meat was delicious, crispy and elastic, and slipped into the stomach Warm.

Lou Yan saw that Yuheng's glass of beer was empty, so he took the bottle and filled it up for him.He has never paid much attention to food, and after a few mouthfuls, he left the meat to Yu Heng, where he drank soup and cooked vegetables.

After eating for a while, Yu Heng found that Lou Yan hadn't touched the meat much, so he wondered, "Why don't you eat it? Don't you like it?"

Lou Yan nodded, "It's okay, it's just a little tired."

"It's not greasy." Yu Heng took the meat slices without fat in the bowl to Lou Yan, "This one is not greasy, try it."

In fact, Yu Heng discovered very early on that Lou Yan didn't like meat, and usually stopped moving his chopsticks after a few mouthfuls.When eating fish, I move a few chopsticks more than other meats, and then I only eat and drink soup.Lou Yan is still growing now, picky eaters are not acceptable, so every time he will force Lou Yan to eat more.

Lou Yan didn't really want to eat it, but Yu Heng kept staring at him, so he had no choice but to pick it up and eat it.

Yu Heng showed a smile. He was a little full after eating for a long time. He put down his chopsticks and drank the beer slowly, "I said, when will you teach me the secret of the immortal journey?"

Lou Yan knew that he would not be able to escape this question sooner or later, so he said slowly, "I will prepare after the next year."

Just as Yu Heng wanted to ask Lou Yan what he was preparing, and if it was an excuse for not wanting to teach him, he heard two waiters cleaning the next table say, "Oh, this is the first time I've seen this."

Another waiter said: "No, I have been in this business for ten years. I thought I had seen all kinds of strange things, but after I finished eating, I just took away the leftover vegetables and meat. I even put the bottom of the pot on it." , It's been a long time."

"But it's quite handsome!" The young waitress laughed.

"What? Are you moved? My sister is someone who has been here. Let me tell you, don't be tempted by such a man. What's the use of being handsome? Can you eat as a meal? Isn't your face still wrinkled when you are old? You can fill up the bottom material with a boiled mutton." The man who left, don't expect to treat you to a meal if you fall in love with him, this is a penny-pinching cock, I guess the family has no car, no house, and nothing! I have to eat you!"

After hearing this, Yu Heng also complained in his heart, and took away all the bottom ingredients of the pot. Is this too frugal?

The young waiter said nympho: "But he is handsome and eye-catching, I am willing to let him chew on it."

"Children just can't do it, they are so short-sighted." The elderly waitress wiped the table and glanced over there, "Hey, your iron cock is leaving, don't you want to see him off?"

The two waitresses looked towards the door, and Yu Heng also looked over out of curiosity. The man had already gone out with half his body, but the bulging travel bag that was about to burst was still fresh in Yu Heng's memory. This kid is not that poor. !You can still eat boiled lamb!

"Sir," a waiter walked up to Yu Heng, put a bill on the table, and said respectfully: "Just now when the gentleman left, he said that you were together and asked you to pay."

Yu Heng: "..."

The waiter said again: "A total of 156, Alipay card or cash?"

"..." The corner of Yu Heng's mouth twitched, "...Is his stomach okay?"

"Ah?" The waiter leaned down and turned his head, "Sir, what did you say?"

"Didn't he burst his intestines!"

Is Luo Zihui poisonous?

……

At the same time, Luo Zihui ate and drank his stomach and took a leisurely walk by the West Lake.He was really annoyed that Yu Heng didn't give him a salary. He thought that the bag was a treasure that could be exchanged for some money, but it turned out to be an ugly broken balloon.The more he thought about it, the angrier he became, and then he thought that Yu Heng and the others were going to eat boiled mutton.He hasn't eaten yet, so he secretly eats and drinks with the past, and then counts the money on Yu Heng's head. The boy who got the bargain has "beautiful" written all over his face.

Hey, the food in the city is really delicious, the mutton is so fresh, there is no such delicacy on the mountain, but there is an old sheep in the Taoist temple, my brother won't move it no matter what, and I don't know what to do with it.

Thinking of this, Luo Zihui missed the delicious taste again, took a sip from the wine gourd filled with pot bottoms in his waist, smacked his lips, and praised: "It's delicious! Let the second brother taste it when we go back."

The young man carefully put away the wine gourd, and when he looked up again, several men stood in front of him.

Luo Zihui turned cold and raised his eyebrows, "What's the matter?"

"Police," the leading man showed his identity. Just as the young and ignorant boy was about to fight head-on, the man grabbed his wrist and quickly handcuffed him. "Come with us."

……

Luo Ziqing, who was far away on the outskirts of the city, had just finished performing rituals for his family, squatting at the base of the wall, counting the money with a cigarette in his mouth, ", eight, nine, ten! One thousand!"

When the bell rang, he took it and looked at the screen showing Luo Zihui's name.Luo Ziqing thought that Boss Yu was very efficient in handling affairs, so he rescued Xiaohui so quickly, and he quickly connected.Tilting his head, pinching his cheeks and shoulders, he packed up the money when he was free, and said with a smile: "Brother just earned a dollar, where are you, let's go out for a meal!"

"Hello, are you Luo Zihui's elder brother?" A serious question came from inside without a trace of emotion.

Luo Ziqing was stunned for a moment, took it down and took another look, and after confirming that it was his younger brother's number, he asked doubtfully, "I am, may I ask you...?"

"I am a police officer from the Hangzhou Border Order Bureau. Your younger brother violated the Border Sanitation and Environmental Protection Law today by throwing condoms at scenic spots. We will fine you according to regulations."

Luo Ziqing was dumbfounded, what? !What are you throwing around? !

Did he hear correctly?Where did that brat get a condom?He learned to be bad at a young age, and he can't get out of bed until he looks back!

He reluctantly stroked the little money he just earned in his pocket, the hard-earned little money, could he choose not to have this younger brother?

Luo Ziqing swallowed her saliva, "Well... How much... is the fine?"

"1000 yuan, please bring the money to pick me up."

Luo Ziqing's heart ached, "I'm sorry, I don't know him!"

……

In the metaphysics shop, Yu Heng took a shower, and when he was lying on the bed playing games, he was very angry. He actually ate the overlord meal on his head, and when he caught Luo Zihui, he would have to skin him !

In the middle of the game, a phone call came, Yu Heng didn't look at anyone, he clicked through, "Hello?"

"Hello, I'm a police officer from the Hangzhou Border Order Bureau. A clerk named Luo Zihui from your store was arrested for throwing condoms in the scenic area. According to the regulations, he was fined [-] yuan. Please come here and pay the fine collector."

"What did you say?!"

The little police officer repeated impatiently, "I said, a clerk named Luo Zihui in your store was arrested for throwing condoms in the scenic area. According to the regulations, he was fined [-] yuan. Please come here and pay the fine collector."

"Pfft—" Yu Heng didn't hold back, and burst out laughing, "Hahahahahahahahaha."

Little policeman:? ? ?

The anger that Luo Zihui was angry with before disappeared, and Yu Heng ran to Lou Yan with bare feet and showed the phone to Lou Yan, "Hahahaha Luo Zihui, he, hahaha, throw a condom hahaha, you heard that at the scenic spot Is he a sand sculpture? Hahaha got caught hahahahahahaha!"

Yu Heng was out of breath with a smile, and after a while, he held back his smile and said to the police uncle inside: "I'm sorry he has been fired by me."

In the next second, hang up the phone.

Yu Heng laughed again, until he lost his strength in the end, and was helped by Lou Yan to the bed, but before going to bed, he found that Luo Zihui posted on Weibo, in the video he blew up the condom, stomped and threw it, and he was angry again Yu Heng's laughter was ignited, and Hua Zhi, who hugged Lou Yan's waist and laughed, trembled all over his body. In the end, Lou Yan blocked Yu Heng's mouth with a domineering kiss, and ended the laughter that was about to break through the ceiling. .