I beat all the ghosts who failed the exam

"Principal, why did I feel like yesterday I..."

Chi Jia glanced over lightly: "Huh?"

"No...nothing?" The little fat man touched his head and retracted.

For some reason, he felt that the principal seemed to be different in some way. He was obviously still gentle, but his tender and fair face had an inexplicable majesty that made him dare not look directly at it.

"Must be sleepy." He muttered and walked away.

Chi Jia looked at his back, sighed and took a sip of tea.

"The formation you made yesterday also erased their memory?" Chi Jia asked towards the empty room.

For a moment, the air rippled like ripples, and a figure gradually appeared.

Beiyin took two steps towards him from behind, and put his hands on his shoulders: "...uh."

His voice was very low, like a dragonfly tapping lightly on the water, before it subsided before it could spread.

Chi Jia instantly felt an indescribable peace of mind from his touch. He couldn't help but move a little, but didn't show it, and raised his voice as if to cover up: "Stay away from me."

Beiyin raised his eyebrows slightly.

"We haven't settled the debt yet... So what, you had a hard time ten thousand years ago and you arranged it on purpose, the sword that stabbed me is always true." Chi Jia looked at him, "How to make up for it?"

Beiyin looks like he is meditating.

Chi Jia emphasized: "Do you understand that this is domestic violence? The kind that will be nailed to the pillar of moral shame and flogged, and will go to the court for divorce!"

He was too busy repeating the jokes he had learned in the forum, but he didn't notice the eyes of the man opposite him suddenly lit up when he heard a certain word.

"Divorce..." Beiyin suddenly realized the deep meaning in his eyes, "It turns out that Jiajia is proposing to me in disguise."

He nodded and said, "How can you be the first to speak about this kind of thing, after all, it's my fault for acting..."

He sighed slightly: "I didn't think of this, I should mention it first."

Chi Jia opened her eyes wide.

What do you mean by that pause? !

Want to say that you are that, and I am that?

I don't think about it!

I'm the one on top!

And who said it meant a marriage proposal!

He frowned, listening to Beiyin sigh: "It seems that Jiajia really can't wait."

"You—" Chi Jia felt insulted.

He stood up, trying to force the man to change his words with majestic momentum, but before he could pounce, he was pinned down on the desk by turning around while holding his wrist.

"!"

Chi Jia's eyes widened like a cat's, looked at the man above him and smiled lightly, and leaned to his lips to kiss him: "Hey, wait for me to get ready, and I'll marry you soon."

The clear and shallow breath leaves at the touch of a touch.

This is not the first time "Chi Jia" and "Beiyin" have kissed, but it is the first time they have gotten close after regaining their memories with their identities from ten thousand years ago.

When Chi Jia thought of how bright and moony this man was on the top of a mountain, he felt like he was pinned down and couldn't move.

This is Mr. Ziwei.

At that time, even if he stayed by his side every day, it was limited to touching his head and hugging him, how could it be so...

He suddenly thought of something, startled for a moment, then narrowed his eyes: "Are you completely fused?"

Beiyin's lips moved to his chin, and he hummed lightly: "Yes."

No wonder, the words just now were not something Beiyin, who was like a taciturn little lamb, could say, but belonged to Que Ziyuan, who was smelly and shameless.

Chi Jia was itchy from being kissed by him, but he completely recovered from the intimacy, and said seriously: "Why did you make yourself schizophrenic?"

Time was running out before the war, and the two of them didn't have time to talk about anything other than exchanging necessary information. Now that they were free, of course he wanted to understand everything that needed to be said clearly.

Beiyin sighed, and breath brushed against his cheeks: "Jiajia, this is all for you."

Chi Jia raised her eyebrows: "Me?"

This guy... wants to touch porcelain?Could it be that he deliberately made himself feel guilty so that he could take the opportunity to satisfy some of his shady thoughts?

Chi Jia thought more and more, and even recalled some unspeakable, secret, and shy things that she accidentally saw on the Internet...

"Ahem." He accidentally choked on himself, his ears turned red, and he heard the man whisper, "I will pay the price for sealing you in the Nine Nether Lands."

Chi Jia: "...Huh?"

He suddenly came back to his senses, and the thoughts that flew thousands of miles away gathered back at the speed of light: "Then—"

"It's all right now." Beiyin comforted him in a warm voice, "One of the reasons for this is the price required for the formation."

He lightly brought up this topic, and continued: "Secondly, I am worried about you. The underworld is dark, and you are timid and afraid of the dark. Besides, my Jiajia is so cute, I am afraid that you will be bullied down there." , so they projected into the lower realm, and simply set up a hell to be their leader, so that they can take care of you nearby."

Chi Jia: "..." The image you describe, are you talking about me? ?

"In order to make you live comfortably, I specifically told you not to allow any ghosts and gods to come near the underworld. How can you live comfortably these years?"

Some scenes flashed across Chi Jia's mind, and he suddenly said: "That...the one who always comes to see me, talk to me and give me something to eat...is you!?"

The memory of thousands of years is too complex and huge, and many things are still unclear to him at the moment. However, when Beiyin mentioned it, this area seemed to be lit up. Shell's body brought a lot of comforting sounds——

"Is it tasty?"

"Ah."

"I'll bring you some more next time."

"it is good!"

...Basically, the "he" who was reincarnated and left his body behind has only the IQ of a three-year-old child.

He licked his lips and snorted, "Can you do anything with that kind of 'me'?"

Beiyin smiled slightly: "As long as it's you, even if it's just a cloud of black mist, I like it."

"..." Chi Jia restrained his expression, "Then your taste is quite strong."

The two looked at each other for a moment, then suddenly laughed at the same time.

"Finally..." Beiyin sighed and hugged his shoulders tightly, "After 1 years, I can finally be with you with my original face like this."

Thinking about the changes over such a long period of time, Chi Jia was also very emotional, but he would never give in: "The original face? I think Mr. Ziwei has changed a lot——Gao Jie Xingjun, who was like a snow lotus flower back then, Now it has become a set of rhetoric."

Compared with Que Ziyuan, Beiyin's personality is a little more similar to his back then, and now they are fused together, becoming a combination of the two, cold and cunning.

"What did you go through down there?"

Emperor Ziwei sighed: "When the underworld was uncivilized, there was everything..."

Chi Jia imagined that when Beiyin first went down, it should be the time when the underworld had not yet formed, and the entire underworld was full of evil spirits. Without the restrictions of the rules in life, they spoke only by their strength. It must be indescribably bloody and indescribable. Terrible darkness will breed.

So Emperor Ziwei, who was as pure as a white lotus, was polluted in this way.

"call……"

He was thinking about something, but suddenly a burst of hot air brushed against his ears.

Chi Jia covered her ears subconsciously: "What are you doing?"

The ink in Beiyin's eyes blurred: "I have learned a lot during these days..."

Chi Jia: "?"

Beiyin laughed: "Jiajia, why don't we try?"

His ending sound stretched out into a strange and bewitching tone, and the trance-like breath came along the other side of Huangquan, blooming warmly and coldly.

Chi Jia was instantly confused, the man's lingering breath enveloped him, and he approached bit by bit...

"Headmaster, here is our financial report for this month—"

The door was opened with a bang, and then the sound stopped abruptly.

Chi Jia reflexively turned her head under Beiyin, and saw the vice principal standing at the door, his mouth opening and closing like a dehydrated catfish.

"I... I interrupted! Sorry!"

He was stunned for two seconds, his cheeks were flushed, he turned his head and rushed out. After two steps away, he came back as if suddenly thinking of something, and closed the door considerately for them.

"Young people these days... are so open." His sighs came through the door.

Chi Jia: "..."

"You! Here! Me! Get up! Come!"

He finally came to his senses, turned into a rage and threw off the man on his body.

Beiyin was kind and generous, and sat down on the chair together with his arms around his waist: "Jiajia."

"Get off!"

Beiyin held his struggling hand, and said solemnly: "Since everyone has been seen, let's get married."

After a pause, he didn't seem to see the expression on Chi Jia's face that had been struck by lightning, and added, "You have to be responsible to me."

Chi Jia.

This name was chosen by Chi Jia's master for him.

I don't know if it's a coincidence, but the word "Jia" comes from the name Beiyin gave to the young three corpses back then, and "Chi"...

Chi Jia thought vaguely of the companion who hadn't turned into the crazy appearance in his memory.

"Chi, eat, you eat..."

The human language I just learned is still echoing in my ears, but now...

The three corpses entered reincarnation under the influence of Gongdelei, and they were no longer separated from the saint's body, making people extremely disgusted and fearful.

Chi Jia is going to see what his reincarnated brother looks like.

Now, like Beiyin, he is a fairy body that transcends mortals, and he knows the direction with a little induction.

It happened to be the weekend, so he and Beiyin went out in the car together, followed the calculated place, and arrived in front of a village not long after.

This place is a bit remote, not the apartment that urbanites are accustomed to living in today, but the kind of house built by the family in the early years. The peeling mud walls carry the breath of time, old and simple.

Chi Jia stopped at the entrance of the village.

Beiyin held his hand silently.

"I'm fine." Chi Jia shook his head, concealed a little disappointment in his heart, and pretended to be relaxed, "I was just thinking about how funny it would be for that anti-human and anti-social lunatic to turn into a baby."

"Let's go."

Some of the small roads in the village were paved with cement, and some were still land. They made seven turns and soon came to a house with a red wall.

"This house..." Chi Jia was a little surprised, "It seems that the conditions in the village are quite good?"

It is a bit higher than the surrounding dusty houses.

He thought that based on the good deeds this lunatic had done before, he should be punished for ten lifetimes without a good death.

Beiyin smiled slightly when he heard the words: "Although he has gone astray, his background is not what he wanted. It is against the fate of the three corpses who have been lonely and sinking for thousands of years. Heaven will not punish him too severely."

Chi Jia was stunned.

That's right, the way of heaven is different from gods and Buddhas. It has no feelings, no love and hate, and only does things according to the rules. It is the most ruthless and fair existence.

Chi Jia glanced sideways, and snorted softly: "...It is much more serious and fair than some pious guys."

Beiyin smiled lightly and shook his head.

The two walked towards the gate, but before they reached the gate, they heard a fierce quarrel from the inner yard:

"If I don't give an explanation today, I will fight with you!"

"What sorcery! You're obviously the one who spouted blood!"

"You put such a big mirror facing my door, and you said you didn't want to harm anyone!"

Don't need to listen further, Chi Jia has roughly deduced the whole story.

Seems like a good time?

He looked at Beiyin and walked inside.

The author has something to say: Beiyin: Marry me.

Chi Jia: Get out! ╯‵□′╯︵┻━┻!

Beiyin: ...marry me.

Chi Jia: ... (Huh?) OVO