I beat all the ghosts who failed the exam

The mutated mandrill was bundled up and stuffed into the trunk by everyone, and the ghosts in the car were elated.

“I want to try Thai food for a long time!”

"It's so good! It's delicious and can raise your yin energy, principal!"

"...You don't want to die! Do you dare to give it to the principal, be careful that Mr. Beiyin will come back and give it to you—"

"!!! I shut up! I didn't say anything!"

Chi Jia stared at the driver, the uncle rolled his eyes, and woke up faintly.

The car was peaceful, as if nothing had happened, he rubbed his forehead: "...what's wrong with me?"

Immediately, he seemed to recall the scene he saw before he fell into a coma, and jumped up suddenly: "Ghost! There is a ghost!"

Chi Jia stretched out her hand to signal him to calm down: "Don't get excited, you just fell asleep from being too tired, there is no ghost."

The driver was stunned: "But..." It was so real, he clearly remembered...it couldn't be a dream.

Chi Jia comforted him like a kind old father: "Did you drive last night? Fatigue driving, look, so careless, you fell asleep in the driver's seat within the time we said a few words, and we I didn't have the heart to wake you up, so I let you sleep for a while."

"Really asleep?"

"real."

"Then I was dreaming?"

"Correct."

"That's it..." the driver murmured, somewhat convinced.

It seems that the pressure during this period is indeed too great, that's why I had such a terrible dream, it really seemed like something, I was ashamed in front of a car of teachers and students.

The driver apologized in shame, said that he was a little negligent today, and then went back to the accelerator in frustration.

This twists and turns of the journey finally began again.

Reassuring him, Chi Jia turned her head and saw Teacher Zhou sitting beside her in a daze.

This... I really feel sorry for him today.

But once the door to the new world is opened, it cannot be closed.

Teacher Zhou stared blankly, "Principal..."

Chi Jia sighed: "Yes."

Teacher Zhou swallowed: "Is there really a ghost?"

Chi Jia nodded: "Yes."

"Then our students..." Mr. Zhou's voice trembled when he said this, "Could it be...all..."

Chi Jia sighed softly: "Yeah, think about the name of our school - don't you really know that Feng is the capital of the underworld?"

Teacher Zhou: "QAQ!"

He didn't teach mythology, how could he know!And who would have thought that the students I met and taught every day would be a group of complete ghosts! ?Mental patients don't have such big brains!

Chi Jia patted him on the shoulder, and said earnestly: "Learn to adapt... Actually, these students are also very cute."

Can eat people... the cuteness of ghosts! ?

Teacher Zhou couldn't help but look back.

"Hey hey..." She smiled with a standard eight teeth, quite bright.

However, thinking of the truth behind these innocent faces, Teacher Zhou wanted to cry very much.

"Teacher, we are very good."

"You did your homework well yesterday~"

"We took the first place in this exam. Teacher, when will you give us the reward you mentioned?"

"Look." Chi Jia spread his hands, "It's not that difficult, they are more obedient and filial."

Teacher Zhou's lips trembled and his face twisted: "I, I tried hard to accept..."

Chi Jia encouraged him: "Come on!"

After finally arriving at the location, Teacher Zhou's legs were weak when he got off the car.

Chi Jia asked the teachers to count the students, and piles of them poured into the gate.

Sun Guofang followed Chi Jia as always: "Principal, your car seems to be a little slower?"

Chi Jia nodded: "Some accident happened."

He didn't say anything, and Sun Guofang also sensibly didn't ask.

The two went in together behind the main force.

On weekdays, Xiangshan is not as noisy and crowded as usual. The greenery of summer is covered with the yellow of autumn.

It was inconvenient for hundreds of people to move at the same time, and the team quickly dispersed.

Chi Jia took a leisurely walk on the path, listening to the birds chirping in the forest, and took a deep breath.

If Beiyin was here at this time, it would be nice for the two of them to walk slowly together...

Sun Guofang next to him saw his subtle smile that was so dazed that he didn't know where he was going, and suddenly said: "Principal, do you miss Mr. Beiyin?"

"... Cough." Chi Jia suddenly recovered, "No!"

His face was a little bit annoyed by someone poking his heart into anger: "Such a beautiful tree with such a beautiful scenery, I can't even look at it and think about what he is doing?"

"It's only been two days, and it's not like whoever leaves can't live..."

He muttered to himself, Sun Guofang sighed and shook his head unrecognizably, but there was a hint of a smile on his lips.

Young man... so nice.

Chi Jia walked around with his hands behind his back, and Sun Guofang was conscientiously acting as his deputy, ready to receive news from various teams and communicate with Chi Jia in a timely manner.

Chi Jia felt at ease, and soon climbed to the middle of the mountain.

There is a famous Baocha Temple on the top of Xiangshan Mountain, and the surrounding metaphysics culture is quite strong.

Along the way, Chi Jia saw no less than ten fortune-telling stalls, and some even put up banners that could cure all diseases. He thought it was just funny when he saw it.

It's the 21st century, at the foot of the imperial capital, are there still people who don't go to the hospital to believe in wandering Taoists when they are sick?

Just as he was thinking this, there was an urgent call from behind him suddenly: "Give way! You all make way!"

Before Chi Jia had time to turn around, he was pushed to the mountain wall by a strong force, and there were a few other scattered tourists who received the same treatment as him.

"Who?"

"So unqualified?"

Two figures hurried past them, and Chi Jia caught a glimpse of their backs, a man and a woman, both elderly, and the old lady seemed to be holding something in her hands, walking vigorously.

In front is a gazebo for pedestrians to rest their feet, but at this time, there are a bunch of people gathered, lively and lively.These two people went straight there, and shouted from a long distance, "Master! You must save my grandson, Master!"

Chi Jia paused.

Knowing that he was interested, Sun Guofang asked, "Let's go up and have a look?"

Chi Jia nodded.

As we got closer, the old lady's anxious voice could be heard clearly: "Master Qin, what's wrong with this child? He has had a high fever since the day before yesterday. I brought him the red rope you gave me. The talisman paper was also burnt and mixed with water to drink, but it didn’t get any better..."

"Is this crazy?" Sun Guofang was shocked.

Before he came to school, he made money by cheating, but no matter what, he never joked about his life.How big is the child in the old lady's hands!If you don't go to the hospital with a high fever for so long, but you firmly believe in the words of the "master" who set up a stall, are you afraid that you will become a fool and ruin your life if you burn down?

Chi Jia lowered her face.

They squeezed in from the outside, and finally saw the child in the old lady's arms, white and chubby, very attractive, but at the moment, her eyes were tightly closed, her face was flushed, her lips were pale and chapped, and it looked like she was burning badly.

"Why didn't you send this to the hospital?" There were also whispers from the sidelines.

"That's right, if it's like this, if you don't send it to the hospital, why do you come to see the stall... Do you believe it?"

However, someone soon came out to retort: ​​"What do you know? Master Tongxin is a secular disciple of Baocha Temple. He is surprisingly accurate in fortune-telling and can cure all kinds of diseases. My mother was seriously ill a few years ago, and the doctors said it couldn't be cured. As a result, Master Tongxin gave me a piece of talisman paper and burned it for my mother to drink, and I will be able to go to the ground on the same day, which is extremely powerful!"

"My aunt was also cured by the master. Master Tongxin has real skills. Don't slander me with your words, and be careful to be punished by heaven!"

A few voices of suspicion were quickly suppressed by the group of defenders. The believers glared at the unbelievers, and several young men and women quickly retreated to the side, only looking at each other in whispers, not daring to come closer.

The white and clean face of Master Zhongxingpinyue looks pampered at first glance, with a few sporadic beards, adding some unfathomable taste.

"Show me your child." He half-closed his eyes and shook his head.

The old lady handed it over in a hurry: "Master."

"Hmm..." He pretended to check his pulse for a while, then put down his hands lightly, "It's okay, it's just that there was an evil spirit in the house, and it collided."

"But I used the talisman you gave me..."

"After a long time, the effectiveness will always fade." The master sat upright.

The old lady immediately understood what he meant: "Master, I want to buy a new one! Give me one...no, ten!"

As she spoke, she took out her wallet from her pocket.

Judging by their clothes, they are not very wealthy. The old man couldn't help but show a trace of pain on his face as he looked at the thick wad of money he took out from the clip.

Seeing that it was about to hand it over, a hand suddenly stretched out from the side and held the old lady down.

"No need." Chi Jia said lightly, staring at the master with a half-smile from the corner of his eye.

The old lady was taken aback, and quickly reacted and broke free from him: "Where did you come from? I'm talking to the master, why do you interrupt!"

"He's here to stop you from being scammed." Chi Jia didn't care about her attitude.

The old lady stared: "You!"

"Young man, you can eat indiscriminately, but you can't talk indiscriminately." The master's half-closed eyes finally opened, and he glanced at Chi Jia coldly.

"Nonsense?" Chi Jia sneered.

"The child obviously has a fever, but you are fooling around by drinking some talisman water. If this theory is spread, Chinese medicine and western medicine will laugh it off, not to mention..."

Chi Jia's words were full of meaning: "You are right when you say that the disease is caused by evil things."

The master's eyelids twitched.

Chi Jia took a step forward, gently took the child's hand, and looked at the red rope wrapped around his wrist: "Is this rope an evil spirit, or is it picked up from somewhere that shouldn't be picked... The master must be the clearest in his heart."

"I don't understand what you're talking about." The master looked a little angry, and then looked at the old lady, "Ms. Huang, if you don't solve the trouble you caused, you don't have to come to me next time."

The old lady seemed to hear the most terrifying threat in her life: "You...you hurry up!"

She stretched out her hand and pushed Chi Jia: "You little red man, you are going to kill my grandson!"

Chi Jia was pushed by her, but still stood motionless, and Sun Guofang hurried up to protect him.

"Get lost! You killed my grandson and I will never end with you!"

With a noisy voice, Chi Jia stared closely at the "Master": "For carrying the rope... You picked up the discarded red rope and sold it to believers, never thought that it would be malicious People left it on purpose, so that someone can find someone to stop the disaster?"

As soon as these words came out, the howling of the old lady stopped immediately, and the expression of the master changed instantly.