I beat all the ghosts who failed the exam

"..."

"..."

There was a moment of silence.

"wireless network?"

"Long-distance transportation?"

It's rare to see Hang Ci, who is used to strong winds and waves, and he is a little hesitant: "These are your...yours..."

He originally wanted to say that he belonged to you, but at the sight of the overwhelming yin, he knew it was inappropriate to use this term, so he changed his words embarrassingly: "These are all your subordinates...ghosts?"

Chi Jia 囧囧: "...Ah."

Hang Ci couldn't find any good words to describe it: "Very...very good, very whimsical, very energetic."

Chi Jia: "...Oh."

Dialogue is as dry as a dehydrated sponge.

A real cultivator will not be like the hypocrites on TV who yell and kill. They pay attention to cultivating their minds. The ghosts are ordinary living people in life. If they are good after death, it will do them no harm. The evil ones generally have to be persuaded and then they will not change their nature before they will take action to eliminate the harm.

So those celestial masters who managed to get up from the ground were not frightened at all by the sudden appearance of hundreds of ghosts, and they were not clamoring to do justice for the heavens. .

"If you talk about raising ghosts, it's not like that. Not only is there no evil spirit, but there are hidden merits and virtues."

"But these ghosts don't go to hell after they die. How did they get together well-trained and help us in return? Such a large number..."

"Could it be that this fellow Taoist has researched some new technique to restrain ghosts?"

"It must be! It's also very powerful."

"Although it is a unique secret method, but the old man's heart is itching, and he really wants to find out..."

"I'm more curious about the long-distance transportation of ghosts in the network... In the future, should we remind the believers to stay away from the receiver when answering the phone?" The speaker couldn't help but reached out and touched the phone in the bag.

They frowned and discussed together, and finally an old Taoist stood up and approached Chi Jiaqi: "Little friend, look at this..."

Without waiting for him to finish speaking, Chi Jia silently handed over a business card: "Here."

As if they had found a treasure, several celestial masters hurried over to see what kind of unique secret technique it was, and the result——

"??"

"Fengdu University Imperial City Campus?"

Chi Jia nodded, and said calmly: "Yes, what is the most important thing in the 21st century? It is knowledge—knowledge is power. As long as these ghosts can feel the beauty of civilization, they are very law-abiding, and they can learn according to the school The scientific and technological knowledge imparted has invented such an innovative and era-changing mode of transportation!"

He closed his eyes and blew nonsense, causing everyone to think absurdly... such an unimaginable thing seems to be no big deal?

At any rate, Hang Ci had seen him use plastic bottles to store ghosts, and he had thought about hiring ghosts to reduce the labor cost of the sect. At this moment, facing his stunned colleagues, he felt a little superior for no reason: "What a fuss, it's nothing It's time, don't you think your thinking is limited to transcendence? In order to give them a chance to keep up with the times, Daoyou Chi took pains to build a school for these ghosts and find teachers for them. Now they are all positive and good citizens. He also knows how to invent and create—it not only serves the purpose of persuading people to be good, but also gives them the opportunity to change ghosts and create wealth for the society... This old man is not talented, and I really agree with this approach, and I was just hired as an honorary consultant of the school."

Facing everyone's surprised gazes, he put his hands behind his back and blew on his beard, showing off in a particularly disdainful and pretending inadvertent way: "You guys, it's time to change your stubborn minds."

Chi Jia: "..."

He glanced at Hang Ci out of the corner of his eye, wondering when this uncle became an honorary advisor of his school?

And when did he know that he opened a school?

Zhou Chuansheng coughed next to him, and Chi Jia suddenly realized.

That's right, this kid is supernatural on the surface, but in his heart he is as white and black as his master, so it's strange that he can hold back his words.

He sighed softly, and Hang Ci heard it with the tips of his ears, and glared at him, his eyes clearly conveying the meaning of "what's the matter with me being your consultant?" or something like that.

Chi Jia made fun of her, and flattered her eyes: "Of course not, it's my honor that Master Uncle can come."

Hang Ci: "Forget that you know a lot, as an old man, no matter how many people beg you, you won't be able to see him. I will lower my price to help you. Remember to pick me up."

Chi Jia: "...Yes."

After the silent exchange of eyes between the two, the dazed celestial masters around them finally came to their senses, looked at each other for a moment, shook their heads and sighed: "I have practiced for many years, and I always thought that I had some realm, but at this moment, after hearing what fellow Taoists did, I realized that I was just Sitting in a well and looking at the sky, it's very narrow, very narrow..."

"Sure enough, there is no limit to learning. It seems that I will learn a lot from the young disciples in the sect in the future, and broaden my horizons a lot."

"By the way, fellow daoist's surname is Chi?" One of them frowned suddenly, as if thinking of something, "Could it be... you are the number one on the list of young couples... Fellow Daoist Chi Jiachi?"

Chi Jia, whose vest was easily uncovered, hesitated: "Ah... yes."

Thinking of the current school's bullying of the little ghost who caused Shura to suffer a lot, Mr. Chi reluctantly felt that they should not lose face, so he didn't admit it frankly.

Those celestial masters immediately exclaimed: "No wonder! Only young heroes like Chi Daoyou can think of such a creative and good method..."

"The state is superb, and the merit is immeasurable!"

They praised without money, and Chi Jia listened, suppressing the satisfaction in his heart and pretending to be humble.

"——you...you group of ants!"

Amidst the joy, Shura, who was entangled by ghost students, couldn't bear it anymore, and roared angrily: "They are just mere ghosts, who gave you the courage to fight against me!"

The slightly relaxed atmosphere was immediately swept away, and everyone was solemn and quickly returned to their seats.

Shura, who had the food taken from his mouth, was so angry that his whole body was black.

Although he was born in the filthiest place in the underworld, where even ghosts are unwilling to set foot, his innate spirits are super powerful, not to mention the ghosts transformed after the death of these lowliest people, even the judge Yan Luo in the underworld treats him I'm a little apprehensive.At this moment, being played by a group of ghosts that he didn't care about at all, the desire to destroy instantly filled his mind.

"You snatched the three corpses...then pay for it yourself!" Shura sneered ferociously.

The next moment, he opened his bloody mouth wide and pressed towards hundreds of ghosts. The suction force caused the surrounding wind to howl, and cruelty flashed in his eyes——

So what if the three corpses were saved!Use the lives of these ignorant things to make up for the lost yin energy!

Seeing that the scene of devouring the three corpses just now is about to reappear!

The celestial masters suddenly changed their expressions, and they were about to step forward to snatch the ghosts when they were about to be injured!

however……

Unsuccessful.

The strong wind dissipated, and hundreds of ghosts stayed in place safely, without moving their feet.

How is this going?

Doubt flashed in Shura's eyes, and there was a trace of panic beyond expectations.

No... this must be an accident!

Looking at the hundreds of smiling faces in front of him, the green light in Shura's eyes danced, he forcibly suppressed his surprise, sank into his dantian, and opened his mouth even more——

call……

The wind stopped for a while, but it still failed!

The strong wind didn't blow away any strands of hair, and one of the ghosts he took as an appetizer even yawned and asked lazily, "Do you want to eat or not? If you want to eat, hurry up, we still have to go back to do our evening self-study." Woolen cloth."

Shura: "..."

"This is impossible..." He murmured, his terrifying face full of disbelief.

Ghosts are also a component of Yin Qi, as long as they are Yin Qi, they can be sucked away, why...why not! ?

"Are you the second idiot of the old Wang's family in the village?"

It was probably because of his terribly shocked appearance that aroused the pity of the ghosts, and one ghost said in a tone full of crushing advantages in IQ: "Do you see the one we are wearing?"

He unbuttoned his clothes, pinched his neck, and the skin on it seemed to be only superficially attached, and he lifted it up easily: "We are all wearing haute couture, of course you can't suck it away."

Shura was stunned: "...Painted skin?"

"I didn't expect you to be educated." The ghost was hypocritically surprised, rolled his eyelids and said, "After all, we are all polite and civilized ghosts, and it is absolutely impossible for you to run around naked like you .”

Shura: "..."

Ghost: "Look at my clothes. We have a special art class, and we all pay attention to dressing and dressing. We are close to fashionable and advanced trends. An old-fashioned hat like you... Tsk tsk."

With an attitude that urbanites despise countrymen 20 years earlier, he said angrily: "What's the point of staying down there? No food, no drink, no room to live, no entertainment? You don't know how to eat, don't know how to barbecue, don't know how to braise in soy sauce, and you eat it raw? And this dress... If you draw two tattoos on it, I can't tell you're not wearing it?"

"Alas..." he finally concluded, "Although I don't know what conspiracy is behind you, but what if you follow your boss and drink blood to dominate the world? It's not like our principal who can take care of ghosts, and can't get along with the high-end life ——You say you, what are you trying to do?"

Shura, who hadn't breathed in the dark air, let out another mouthful of harshness without panting, and a large cloud of black air was spit out by him.

The ghost jumped back in fright: "I warned you that I didn't do anything! You, you, you... don't even try to touch porcelain! I recorded everything in my hand!"

He was bluffing with his mobile phone, while hiding in the crowd of ghosts without any trace.

Chi Jia: "..."

He always felt that if he let the ghost continue, even if these celestial masters didn't make it, Shura would be pissed to death.

……have a future.

Chi Jia wondered if he should get a scholarship at the end of this semester to reward these ghosts who have made outstanding contributions.

The celestial masters watching over there were amazed and praised: "Principal Chi is really good at teaching...you are good at it!"

Chi Jia coughed dryly: "It's too much."

Shura, who had never been so humiliated, listened to them stabbing knives incessantly, his hands were trembling, and an angry and low growl rolled out of his throat like a beast.

In the next moment, the green light in his eyes was full again!

Hang Ci was startled, and shouted loudly: "No! He's going to use illusion again!"

There are so many ghosts here right now, if they are controlled madly, the situation that they finally got will be overturned in an instant, and the reinforcements have not arrived, how can they deal with it?

Never let him succeed!

He hurriedly took out the talisman paper from his pocket and prepared to do it, while calling Chi Jia: "Master nephew, be careful! If there is any way to restrain your student, don't be soft in a critical moment!"

"Uncle Master..." Chi Jia's voice was hesitant.

Hang Ci thought he couldn't bear it, and turned his head angrily: "What are you still dawdling about? You don't know what is the most important thing!"

Chi Jia crossed his arms, without any tension on his face, facing his doubts and urging, he still said slowly: "You don't have to worry."

He pouted over there, very relaxed: "Master, see for yourself."

Hang Ci suppressed his anxiety and turned around, only to realize that the scene over there was not as tragic as he had imagined——

"I got a full score in the exam, hahaha! I don't need to be struck by lightning this time!"

"Mr. Xie... You see, I performed so well in class this time, can I not wear those 'fashionable' clothes with only a tie on the upper body and the size of the lower body sweeping the floor?"

"Woooooo... I can finally say goodbye to Mr. Yan's little bug. I feel like I've come to heaven!"

"Mr. Zheng, I know I was wrong! As long as you don't take me into your dean's office today to write a [-]-character review, I will do anything! Clean the toilet!"

Hang Ci: "..."

All the celestial masters: "..."

With speechless and sympathetic feelings, they turned their heads to observe Shura who was in a trance and was hit hard, and then turned their eyes to Chi Jia in awe.

Look, what's going on here... Strict education has forced the "child" to be like this!Is it the distortion of ghost nature or the loss of morality?

...that literally brought tears to the eyes of those who heard it.

Shura's final reliance on the bottom of the box was inexplicably useless.

These ghosts not only did not act wildly as he wanted to be used by him, but rushed to Chi Jia's side crying and howling one by one, wishing to hug their legs to show their loyalty!

Chi Jia watched indifferently as his first younger brother, Beiyin, kicked away these ghosts who were trying to take advantage of him, raised his eyes, and looked at Shura with a gradually cold look in his eyes.

"You have nowhere to escape." There seemed to be something suppressed in his flat tone.

Shura was vigilant and self-confident and said: "What do you want to do... Don't forget, the mortal things can't do anything to me! What about your Nine Heavens God Thunder, with the word of God, it's just a mortal fire! You can't kill it in this life Me! I can only watch as I kill your master, and those around you..."

Little by little, he retreated without a trace: "In the future, neither you nor your lackeys can escape—"

"Have you finished?" Chi Jia interrupted him lightly, "Thank you for reminding me."

There were pale flames beating in the dark eyes he raised, and Chi Jia laughed: "Since Fan Lei can't burn you to death, what happened to Lei that day?"

As soon as these words came out, not to mention Shura who was quietly preparing to retreat, even the celestial masters who surrounded him and wanted to intercept him were startled.

"What did you say? Heavenly thunder?" Shura laughed quickly after being stunned, as if he had heard a big joke, "Who do you think you are? The heavens disappeared back then, let alone the mortal world after that. There has never been a thunderbolt struck down in the world."

He thought that Chi Jia was stunned by his words, so he laughed mockingly: "If you can really attract thunder, then of course I can't resist... But can you? Can you?"

Chi Jia raised the corners of her lips, and slowly stretched out a hand in the arrogance of his imminent death.

The muffled thunder rolling far away from the sky made Shura's wild laughter choke in his throat.

"This..." He slowly widened his eyes, "This is impossible!"

"Thunder!?"

"Could it be that the Dao of Heaven hasn't fallen yet? But it obviously started a hundred years ago..."

Just as surprised as he was were those celestial masters, they stared at the silver lightning that was gradually shining in the clouds in disbelief, and were so shocked that they almost forgot to speak!

Chi Jia smiled coldly: "Since you said that only the thunder of heaven can split you...then try."

Shura raised his head and backed away in horror: "I don't believe it... I don't believe it!"

But no matter how hard he tried to deny it, the overwhelming power had clearly told him that his reluctance to believe was nothing but self-deception.

Why……

Why does this kind of thing that has disappeared for a hundred years appear in...

He suddenly roared frantically, and ran away desperately.

The dark mountain forest was illuminated by lightning and silver light, and from time to time there was a figure that was leaving quickly towards the distance.

Chi Jia's fingers drooped slowly.

Can you escape?

He laughed, the cold electronic sound in his head was crazily reminding him not to harm his life.

However, Chi Jia didn't care.

Even if he breaks the agreement, he will have a splitting headache, even if it is possible that he will lose his body and become a dead person...

He doesn't care at all.

If there is no master, he would not be able to live now. If such a terrible and cruel thing were allowed to survive, he would not know how many lives would be killed!

Unwaveringly, slowly, that hand pressed down.

In an instant, the silver snake danced wildly!

Thousands of blessings of heavenly thunder descended from the sky with unmatched power and momentum, and Shura's figure was drowned in the boiling thunder in an instant!

Like the wrath of heaven and earth, like the roar of the gods!

The sharp warning sound in Chi Jia's head stretched into a terrifying sound line, and the buzzing sound blurred his vision so much that he couldn't see clearly.

But he was very happy.

He fell down slowly, and he seemed to hear Shura's shrill cry reaching its peak——

Then it stopped abruptly.

There was a smile on the corner of his lips.

Chi Jia finally closed his eyes in satisfaction, and at the last moment when he closed his eyes, he saw a trace of blood spilling from the corner of the mouth of the man who caught him.

strangeness……

When was he so heavy that Beiyin would bleed?

Such thoughts flashed through his dark mind.

And... is it an illusion?

Why does he feel...

That face turned into the appearance of Que Ziyuan in an instant...

The author has something to say: Beiyin: The alarm for the falling horse rang terribly!