I beat all the ghosts who failed the exam

The couple took the business card in a daze, and looked at Chi Jia in a daze.

"This, isn't it..." Li Jiekai was confused, "Aren't you here to subjugate demons?"

Chi Jia raised his eyebrows: "Yes, why not? Who told you that you must use a mahogany sword and a yellow paper talisman to destroy demons?"

Chi Jia tut-tsk: "This is the 21st century, and the means of our Taoists must also keep pace with the times. Those who commit crimes are required to be sent to prison. We can't beat ghosts to death with a stick."

He was very emotional and said: "For the evil spirits, we must give them a chance to reform themselves, and use education to transform the wind into rain. Our school is built based on this educational philosophy."

"How is it?" Chi Jia served the customer with a smile, "Think about it, do you want your two children to enroll in our school?"

Li Jiekai said blankly: "... Principal Chi is really a great man with great ambition."

Chi Jia: "It's too much."

The woman also held her belly blankly: "Baby, what do you think?"

"I want to be with my mother!" The little thing cried loudly.

An Wen was immediately embarrassed: "Otherwise, I wouldn't..."

"That won't work." Chi Jia said, "Do you want to kill your mother?"

Sapo stopped rolling, and after a long time, the voice said in a small and authentic way: "Really, really?"

Chi Jia said: "Of course it's true, and when you come to our school, there will be many people like you playing with you, like this—"

He pulled the mirror to blame: "This brother is."

The mirror took off its cover in a strange way, and his whole body suddenly became elongated and flattened. He glanced at the living room, walked to the side, and under the horrified gaze of the Li family, he stretched half of his body into the mirror hanging on the wall.

"Did you see, there are two worlds inside the mirror and outside the mirror. When you come here, let the big brother take you to play through time and space." Chi Jia desperately abducted the child.

The husband and wife never expected...the master himself is actually carrying a strange thing by his side!

Faced with the temptation of such a magical game, the child could not resist, sobbing in his mother's stomach, he agreed.

"Mom, then you should visit me often in the future..."

An Wen wiped her tears: "I will, baby..."

"Bring me KFC."

An Wen choked up: "Baby, how did you know this in mother's womb?"

——This junk food not only poisons elementary school students, but even the unborn fetus in the womb is hard to escape. It is simply a class enemy that mothers all over the world must beware of.

She said worriedly: "In the future, if your mother is not by your side, you can't steal food by yourself."

"But when you took me to the street, it was clear that the children would buy it for them if they said they were obedient mothers. Why can't I?"

An Wen coaxed the bear boy: "It's not impossible, it's just that you have to eat less."

She turned her head and told Chi Jia: "Principal, you must be strict with your children."

Chi Jia: "..."

I really want to study how this mother's nerves grow.

He reluctantly comforted: "Don't worry, there is a little sister in the school, she is very lively and sensible, she can accompany and take care of her, and mother can also visit her at any time."

He said to An Wen who was very worried: "Our school has quality assurance in terms of teaching strength, and life will be careful and thoughtful. Your children don't have to worry about not having playmates, don't worry."

"But, after all, you are not an ordinary school." Listening to his words, my mother quickly worried about other aspects, "How is the enrollment rate? How is the employment rate of the child? I have to think about his future."

Li Zekai: "My wife..."

He said cautiously: "Are you worrying too much..."

Their children are not ordinary people. Should they grow up, study, work, marry and have children like ordinary people?

An Wen rolled his eyes at him: "Shut up, it doesn't make sense with a carefree man like you."

When facing children's problems, every woman is the queen of aura.

Li Jiekai kept his mouth shut obediently and stepped aside.

Chi Jia said: "I can understand your concerns, how about this, out of a responsible and professional attitude, our staff will communicate with you about the child's curriculum later - do you want to learn abc? From the first few months Starting to get in touch with foreign languages? The difficulty of competitions can also be arranged as appropriate, including which direction you want to develop in the future, whether you need to go abroad..."

Chi Jia said with a smile: "We care about the growth of every student and provide exclusive VIP customized services."

Of course, it is limited to those whose parents are rich.

He added silently in his heart.

"That sounds good." An Wen thought about it.

"Of course." Chi Jia casually pointed at the monster in the mirror, "Just like our employee, before you tell the truth, you didn't see anything wrong. If necessary, your children can completely blend in with humans without any problems. flaw."

The couple unconsciously glanced at the mirror monster who had come back and began to grunt and wear skin, and Li Jiekai silently moved aside.

An Wen nodded solemnly: "It makes sense."

She praised: "The makeup skills of the students in your school are really superb."

This woman with maternal brilliance shining all over her body touched her belly: "Did you hear that, baby? From now on, you can be a good child of your mother, and you don't have to worry about other things anymore."

She is like any ordinary parent who has spent a long time talking with the teacher about the child's enrollment problem. When she gets a satisfactory answer, she turns to her husband with a smile and says, "Husband, pay the deposit."

Li Jiekai, who was suppressed by his weak wife and had no right to speak, obediently paid the money, and said helplessly, "Principal Chi, please take good care of our children."

Chi Jia spread out his hands: "You are welcome to inspect at any time."

*

After the matter was settled, Chi Jia motioned to Beiyin next to him, and the man stepped forward and took out a talisman.

Chi Jia knew he would have a way.

He said: "Ma'am, please stick this on the lower abdomen, and your baby will be separated from the body soon."

An Wen confirmed again and again: "No harm to him, right?"

"It's like being bitten by a mosquito. It doesn't hurt you or him."

Chi Jia watched her put the talisman on, a golden light flashed, and a faint black shadow suddenly appeared on her stomach.

Zhou Chuansheng, who had been prepared earlier, took out a small bottle, and the faint black air floated in. He plugged the bottle and handed it to Chi Jia.

An Wen took two steps closer, her eyes fixed on the bottle: "This is..."

"Yes, your child." Chi Jia shook slightly, and the body inside slowly condensed together, and soon became a person.

An Wen looked at the small ball huddled together in surprise, her eyes almost went into it: "Baby?"

"He just came out of the womb and fell asleep." Chi Jia explained.

But this little thing really looks like his parents, with big eyes, a high nose, and a pinkish look. If anyone sees it, his heart will melt.

Those little hands were opening and opening, An Wen looked like she was going to be too cute.

Chi Jia signaled Zhou Chuansheng to put the bottle away.

He chatted a few more words with the worried parents, then took his leave and left.

Walking downstairs, Zhou Chuansheng stopped in his tracks.

Chi Jia was still thinking happily about how much money he would earn again, but when he realized that there was no one around him, he turned his head: "What's wrong?"

The little boy stood where he was, looking at him indifferently: "Should you explain to me what happened to your school?"

Chi Jia slapped his head.

I almost forgot that I haven't told him about my work for the underworld.

So he briefly talked about what had happened in the past month.

Chi Jia: "So, now I'm just a wage earner working hard for the underworld."

He looked at Zhou Chuansheng thoughtfully: "For my rough experience, do you have anything to say?"

"Oh..." The boy suddenly realized.

Chi Jia looked forward to seeing him, and hoped that he would criticize the damn app that hit her head with her.

Or express his surprise that he actually has a relationship with the underworld.

"It turns out that my fortune-telling last time was not wrong."

The young man was relieved: "I calculated that you were going to suffer from bloodshed, but you have nothing to do. I thought there was something wrong with my ability."

"..." Chi Jia: "That's all you want to say?"

"More than that." Zhou Chuansheng turned his head: "Are you still short of manpower? I want to come over."

Chi Jia: "...Huh?"

Zhou Chuansheng: "This kind of place with a lot of materials and close-up observation, you are the only place in the world."

"..."

Facing his expectant gaze, Chi Jia turned around indifferently for a moment: "I want to inform you that from today onwards, our friends have nothing to do."

What a misfortune to make friends carelessly... misfortune!

At this point, Chi Jia thought that he could board the plane back tomorrow without incident.

Unexpectedly, when he was sleeping in a daze in the middle of the night, Zhou Chuansheng suddenly woke him up with a phone call.

"problem occurs!"

The boy's voice was low and cold on the phone: "That child is gone."

Chi Jia hurried to Zhou Chuansheng's division.

Arashiyama covers a very large area and is a famous tourist attraction in the whole south.

But few tourists know that in this majestic and continuous mountain, there is a hidden sect, which is only in the legend.

Chi Jia had come with his master before, and because of his relationship with Zhou Chuansheng, he had a good relationship with the elders of Maidao.

The person who picked him up at the foot of the mountain led him to turn and turn around the scenic spots visited by tourists, and the cement steps gradually turned into dirt trails.It was still dark at this time, and the lights of the city flickered faintly in the distance, but this faint light seemed to be hazy in the mountains and forests, and the anxiety in Chi Jia's heart could not help but calm down gradually with the scenery.

Soon, an open space appeared in front of him, with several antique buildings hidden among the green trees.

Zhou Chuansheng stood at the door waiting for him.

Seeing someone, he stepped up to greet him: "You are here."

Chi Jia nodded: "What's going on?"

Zhou Chuansheng took out the familiar bottle from his pocket.

Before the two of them parted tonight, he said that he wanted to take it back for the elders of Shimen to take a look at, and also to study the connection between such invisible things that shouldn't appear.So Chi Jia simply left the mirror monster to him.

However, at this moment, the little baby that was supposed to be inside disappeared without a trace.

"I gave him to Master, and Master studied it until night and put it in Yunhui Hall." Zhou Chuansheng simply explained.

"I slept until midnight, and I woke up suddenly for some reason. I felt that something was wrong, and I couldn't go to Yunhui Hall without worry. As a result, there was nothing in the bottle placed there, and..."

Chi Jia picked up his words: "The mirror monster is gone."

Chi Jia's eyes were quiet, and she couldn't see any emotion inside: "There are so many elders in Maidao, none of you noticed that something was wrong?"

"That's why I found you in such a hurry."

"I always have a bad feeling." Zhou Chuansheng's face showed seriousness, "I remember telling you before I came..."

"A big event is about to happen." Chi Jia lowered his eyes and smiled, "It's not just you, I think so too."

His extremely keen inspiration since he died once has already vaguely smelled the unusual smell left in the air.

"I'm afraid it really didn't disappear out of thin air..." Chi Jia glanced at the lit window: "Where's your master, what does he think about this?"

"Master, his cultivation level is higher than mine. It seems that he has figured out something. He is now gathering his masters and uncles to discuss."

Zhou Chuansheng said: "I'll take you in to see him after they come out."

Chi Jia nodded.

This waits until the sun rises three poles.

Chi Jia had breakfast with Zhou Chuansheng in their backyard, and saw someone in front of him coming to pass a message to Zhou Chuansheng: "Uncle Master, Master Master told you to come over."

Zhou Chuansheng nodded: "Okay, I understand."

Chi Jia raised his eyebrows: "Master?"

He looked Zhou Chuansheng up and down, this white and tender boy: "Isn't it a bit awkward when they call you that?"

Zhou Chuansheng glanced at him: "If you want to call me that, I don't mind."

Chi Jia smiled and said, "Forget it, even if you're not afraid of being called old, I don't want to pretend to be young."

The two arrived at the main hall together. An old man with white eyebrows and beard sat on a high chair in the middle. When he heard the movement, he turned his head, but his elderly face was full of radiance.

This person is the leading figure in the southern metaphysics circle, the current head teacher of Maidao, Hang Ci.

When he saw Chi Jia, he called him with a smile: "This is Jiajia... It's been a long time. I remember the last time I saw you, you only had..."

He stretched out his hand, made a gesture to the height of his waist, and said with emotion: "It's only this high."

Chi Jia's face suddenly twisted a little.

He endured it, didn't hold it back, and whispered: "Uncle Hang, I was sixteen when I saw you last time, so you really don't need to be so exaggerated..."

"What did you say?" Hang Ci's smile remained unchanged, and his ears turned slightly.

Chi Jia shut up very simply and neatly: "It's nothing." It seemed that the rebuttal just now was not what he said.

Just kidding, this old man looked at the face like a living Bodhisattva, and he didn't know how much black water was in his heart. It's the same as having a bad temper with his master for the same generation.

What's more, he is a 70-year-old old man, and he is as careful as a [-]-meter voice recognition. In this case, pretending to be deaf is a signal that he will suffer.

Chi Jia was very knowledgeable.

It was rare for Zhou Chuansheng to see his friend obediently deflated, and he couldn't help but raise the corners of his lips.

Several people greeted for a while.

Hang Ci restrained his smile, and said seriously: "I called you here because I want to tell you about this time."

Chi Jia nodded: "Well, Xiaosheng has already told me something, specifically..."

He asked Hang Ci: "What did you figure out?"

Hang Ci sighed: "Actually, the monsters you have seen have appeared all over the country now, not just the two you saw."

Chi Jia was surprised: "What?"

"This matter was only circulated among the older ones of us, but now that you have encountered it, I won't hide it—it's not a good sign."

"You should know the saying of beheading three corpses in our Taoism."

Seeing the two nodding their heads, Hang Ci continued: "The saying about the three corpses can actually be understood as the greed, anger, and ignorance that people are born with. In ancient times, there were saints who cut corpses and transcended them. Some of these desires were refined. It is also said that the great powers of heaven and earth joined forces to suppress it."

"Actually, it has been recorded in the classics that the unspeakable place a thousand feet below the underworld is the place where these three corpses are buried, and it is also called the Nine Nether Land. , this place may really exist.”

"This...isn't it a legend?" Chi Jia was stunned.

He had also heard from his master, but like those great gods who had long since known whether they had fallen or not, he thought it was just a fairy tale.

Zhou Chuansheng glanced at him: "You have already intersected with.... Isn't it strange to have Huangquan and Jiuyou Land?"

Chi Jia: "..."

That's right, since I can become a professional ghost training transporter in the underworld, it's not surprising that other things appear.

Hang Ci didn't pay attention to the two of them whispering in private, but just told them the deduction and speculation of himself and several other old friends: "At present, it is very likely that there is something wrong with the place below, that's why we can't detain greedy people. Arrogance, leading the formation of the three corpses in the world has also increased."

His attitude is a little serious.

It is conceivable that if such a situation cannot be controlled, what the human world will look like——

The two times that Chi Jia encountered were just because the owner's wish was not harmful, so it was not very scary, but even so, that shadow of Lu Wei tried to replace her existence in the world.What about the remaining desires that are deeper and more terrifying?

Seeking fame, seeking profit, seeking money, violent, cruel...

In an instant, this world will turn into a terrifying situation where demons and monsters are rampant.

Chi Jia couldn't help frowning.

"As for the ones following you, and the ones that Xiaosheng put in the bottle this time, it's not clear how they disappeared, whether they left by themselves, or someone took them away, but no matter what kind..."

Hang Ci frowned: "I just hope there is no bigger conspiracy behind it."

Chi Jia also felt heavy in his heart.

That's what he's worried about too.

Originally, it would be tricky enough that this incident had to do with those secret masters in ancient times. If someone really manipulated it...how could they interfere with such a scene? What kind of person should it be?

After Hang Ci roughly finished speaking, seeing the heavy expressions on the faces of the two juniors, he sighed softly and comforted him: "But don't worry too much, we have notified the celestial masters and Taoists all over the country on the forum, and we didn't say anything specific. , but this kind of creature that has never been seen before has been widely known to everyone, and everyone will be more vigilant. Since the number is not too large, it can be controlled in time. As long as we quickly find the source and solve it as soon as possible, there should be no serious problems."

Chi Jia nodded slowly.

Having said that...

For some reason, he always had an intuition that this matter might not be as easy to solve as Hang Ci said.

Hang Ci posted this incident on the forum in the name of Maidao, please inform the fellow Taoists who are suspected of seeing the two missing children on the forum as soon as possible.

Chi Jia sighed, sitting on a stone bench in the forest and looking into the distance: "They just handed over the child to us yesterday, but they lost it today."

Just as Zhou Chuansheng wanted to comfort him, Chi Jia continued to say sadly: "This is the biggest mistake and the most serious teaching accident since the establishment of our Jifu 985 school!"

"It's impossible to imagine how such a heinous thing could happen!"

Zhou Chuansheng silently looked at this friend who was completely immersed in the role of the principal and couldn't extricate himself, and stood a little further away.

There is no way to wait like this, Chi Jia thought of Beiyin who was still left in the hotel by him, so he decided to go back and pick him up first, lest he think he was leaving behind and sulk again.

He took out his phone, and just as he was about to dial it, the ringtone rang first.

He didn't realize who the number belonged to for a while, and he answered in doubt: "Hello, who is it?"

"Master Chi!" The voice on the other end was so loud that it almost deafened his ears.

"Help, Master Chi! My son...my son!" The man's voice trembled violently, "He was taken away by someone!"

Chi Jia was taken aback, and finally figured out who it was——

Yuan Chengzong, the father of the unlucky Yuan Wei who was caught by a ghost and beaten up by himself.

"Speak slowly, what's the matter?" Chi Jia asked him to calm down.

"I... I have lost contact with him since yesterday. I thought that kid was somewhere fooling around again, but today I went to his place to see him, and he was lying at home without making a sound or moving. I can’t wake him up! I sent him to the hospital, and the doctor said no problem after all the examinations. It wasn’t until a friend of mine who knew a little bit said that he was a departed soul, and I didn’t realize it…”

"Master!" Yuan Chengzong raised his voice, "Please! Help him!"

"This is really..." Chi Jia didn't know what to say.

One wave of ups and downs, another wave of ups and downs, no matter how they all get together.

"You wait, I'll buy a plane ticket and come over as soon as possible."

Chi Jia hung up the phone and told Zhou Chuansheng, and the boy immediately said that he would go with him too.

The two returned to the main hall and talked to Hang Ci, but the old man frowned, indicating that he would follow.

Chi Jia was puzzled: "It's not a big deal, you don't need to..."

Hang Ci sighed: "I'm just worried, this matter is related to the three corpses again."

Chi Jia's persuasion was blocked at once.

So after a while, the three activists packed up their things and went down the mountain.

Chi Jia went to the hotel to pick up Beiyin first, and the man was waiting at the door, carrying his luggage like a straight green pine.

When Hang Ci saw him, he couldn't help admiring: "You are a well-accepted apprentice. At first glance, you are a good-looking talent with a bright future!"

Chi Jia: "..."

What kind of confidence do you have in me that you think that I can accept such a great apprentice at my age?

Until Beiyin got into the car, the old man was still staring at him and expressing his thoughts in a loud voice: "Jiajia has grown and become more tender over the years, don't tell me, the appearance of this shuilingling now does not look like Xiaosheng's brother, but like Xiaosheng's elder brother. It's my brother."

Chi Jia thought it was because he had changed his body, otherwise the previous 1.8-meter figure would have made you unable to say that.

"Your apprentice is taller than you, and looks more stable than you. When you go out, people will definitely think it's your brother."

Chi Jia, who was hit by his height, was a little sullen.

Before he could say anything, Beiyin, who had been silent all this time, suddenly leaned over and gently wiped the tree mud on Chi Jia's face when he went down the mountain.

The shallow breath was so close to his face that Chi Jia could almost count his eyelashes.

Obviously there was nothing excessive, but this moment of intimacy made people blush for no reason.

Hang Ci, who was joking with Chi Jia, suddenly froze, his eyes widened: "You, you..."

"Senior is joking."

Beiyin smiled faintly, and his tone was calm yet with an inexplicable affection: "Jiajia and I... are not the kind of relationship you think."

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Missing baby: want to eat KFC... (saliva)

This is two chapters in one.

I feel that there are too few plots that can be followed in the 3000 chapter, and the card is uncomfortable, so it will basically be merged and updated at 9:00 pm in the future, big chapter!Many words!