I beat all the ghosts who failed the exam

Chapter 10

After such a commotion, the night was already very deep.

But Chi Jia was very happy in her heart and didn't feel tired at all.

After harvesting a building, kidnapping a teacher, and Comrade Zeng Jin's bank card, it can be said that he made a lot of money.

He was going to take Lu Shun and Fatty back to school to settle down first, and then go home to rest, but the three of them froze as soon as they reached the demolition area where no one was seen.

"Xiaoxiaoxiao...Principal!" Lu Shun's tone was full of surprise, "So you have such a big business!"

The little fat man also opened his mouth wide, as if he had been struck by lightning again.

——This is the same school that almost collapsed before he left! ?

The originally gloomy and decaying building completely changed its appearance in a blink of an eye.

Although the teaching building, whose walls are about to fall off, still has gray walls, it no longer feels dilapidated and gray as before. The matte color is mixed with well-designed gradient stripes, and the spacious and bright floor-to-ceiling windows are neatly arranged. On the balcony, the green radishes curled down along the railings, full of greenery and vitality, and the whole building suddenly became a stylish and concise master-level design.

Chi Jia opened his mouth, then closed it again, maintaining a calm state on the surface, and walked in with two ghosts who were sighing all the way.

Entering the interior of the building through the round arches of Gothic design, the black marble floor is so shiny that it can reflect the appearance of people.The classroom windows are bright and clean, the blackboard podium is all new, and the facilities are complete. There are even lockers at the back of the classroom.

The little fat man cheered and went up and rubbed against the table, then the chair, and finally fit himself on the cabinet, saying happily, "Now I have a place to put the paper money I received on Qingming Festival!"

Lu Shun is more or less a person who has worked in a large company and has seen the world, but the equipment of this teaching building is still beyond his imagination, which immediately makes him full of enthusiasm and sense of belonging for future work.

The two turned their heads at the same time, their eyes sparkling: "Principal, you are awesome!"

The little fat man tried his best to show his loyalty: "From now on, you will be the boss I respect and love the most, and you can do whatever you ask, without any second thoughts!

Chi Jia gave a "hmm" and nodded calmly, looking unpredictable and elegant.

But in fact, the bewilderment in his heart has not been relieved.

He had thought about what APP said about the renovation of the teaching building. At most, he would just paint the walls and complete the foundation. After all, according to the shabby appearance of these students before he came, the underworld does not look like a generous unit.

He even wondered how long this process would take, and whether he needed to leave for a while and wait for the formaldehyde to volatilize before coming in.

The result... in the blink of an eye.

When they were amazed, the rest of the ghosts who had been waiting for a long time also floated out.

Probably because they had already admired and appreciated enough before they came back, and when these few appeared, they aimed directly at Chi Jia.

Relying on her beauty, Xie Dannan exhaled like blue: "Brother principal, do you have something to do with the people below?"

They are not simple ghosts like the little fat man. They have lived here for so long. The headmaster in front of them has been in charge of them for 50 years, and he has never seen the underworld to help them repair a window. But when this one came, the whole building was changed.

Chi Jia looked at her.

Xie Danan said delicately: "Just tell me~ Don't worry, I will keep it a secret."

Chi Jia didn't respond to the beauties rushing towards her face, and replied her two words lightly: "No."

The beautiful ghost grunted dissatisfiedly, obviously not believing his words, including Huang Xueyi, the ghost of the Republic of China who stood aside. Clear eyes.

Chi Jia let them guess.

He knew himself well, his background was unknown, he was an orphan, he was brought up by his master since he was a child, and the only person he had a relationship with was that old man.

But according to the old man's temperament, even if he went underground, he was not expected to be a high official. How could he be given such great privileges.

As soon as the conscience of the local government finds out, it suddenly wants to invest more funds in education.

Chi Jia was too lazy to think too much, and withdrew her thoughts.

After a short period of joy, he had to quickly get out the school's formation within two days.

He said to Lu Shun: "You will stay here from now on, they will take care of you, and classes will start tomorrow."

He turned to the others: "I have something to do, I will be here later tomorrow, this new one is your teacher, please be obedient."

Except for the little fat man, the rest of the ghosts here are much older than Chi Jia, but he has a baby face, and he speaks with an indescribable sharpness and stability, coupled with the shock of Tianlei before him , and the current background that is suspected to be related to the high-level underworld, several thorns nodded for a while, and they were too good.

Chi Jia let out a "hmm", turned around and left.

Only Lu Shun, who reacted for two seconds, called him behind his back: "Wait, principal! You asked me to attend class, what am I going to teach!?"

There are no textbooks, no teaching materials, how can he know how to teach ghosts as he just died not long ago?

Chi Jia waved his hands without turning his head: "They are all a group of illiterates. You should give them a general knowledge of modern society first, and then you have to slowly literacy."

Lu Shun: "..." Is it so casual?

The rest of the ghosts didn't care about such a pertinent evaluation, but Huang Xueyi blew his beard and stared at him to express his dissatisfaction: "Little old man, I used to be a scholar... a scholar! What an illiterate!"

While still happily lying on the cabinet, the little fat man refuted him casually: "Uncle Huang, can you write simplified characters?"

Huang Xueyi: "..."

The little fat man stabbed him unconsciously, and continued: "Hey, if you ask me, your current level of education is not as good as mine, at least I know that the earth is round, and so is the sun. Walk for 8 minutes."

The cultural ghost Huang Xueyi was speechless.

The sarcasm from elementary school chickens...sometimes it's really sharp.

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Chi Jia had never bought a tree before. He searched the Internet for a long time before he found a reliable one with a moderate price. He placed the order according to his requirements and transferred the money with Zeng Jin's bank card before taking the bus. car, go to school.

In fact, he also thought about simply living there, after all, his current house is far away from Nanchang Road.

But when he saw the house that still had traces of his master's life, he was reluctant to leave.

It was almost noon when we got to school.

Chi Jia once again admired the pleasing teaching building, which formed a sharp contrast with the half-collapsed wall, and secretly made up his mind that he must set up the formation as soon as possible, and quickly replace the broken wall, otherwise it would be like the grass nest It looks like a golden phoenix, which doesn't match up no matter how you look at it.

He walked into the teaching building slowly, and heard Lu Shun's voice coming from the classroom on the first floor near the door.

It's more like arguing than talking about class.

"What do you say that our existence can be explained by science? We are obviously the representatives of metaphysics!" Huang Xueyi's voice was very high and full of energy.

Lu Shun's tone was still calm: "You don't have to be so excited, in fact, in the final analysis, metaphysics is only a kind of science, and things we can't explain now call it supernatural events, but when one day, our technological level is enough When it is developed, all of these can be summarized into laws.”

Materialism popular science class?

Chi Jia became interested, and stopped at the back door with folded arms, wanting to hear what kind of flowers Lu Shun, who is an unscientific existence, could explain himself.

Huang Xueyi sneered and said: "What science! Then tell me, why can't the living see us? How can the existence of the underworld be explained?"

"I have also briefly introduced the concept of modern physics to you just now. In fact, according to my opinion, the underworld can be interpreted as a parallel space that exists in a different dimension from us."

"Parallel space?"

Just by imagining, Chi Jia could know the confused expression on Huang Xueyi's face.

He suddenly had a bad feeling.

"Yes." Lu Shun smiled.

"I once studied this question out of curiosity. Of course, at that time I didn't know that ghosts were real. In my opinion, our existence may be just a special way of making particles."

The direction of this topic was inexplicably weird, and Chi Jia began to hesitate whether to go in and interrupt him.

Lu Shun is still teaching: "We are in different frequency bands from living people. One day, if the magnetic fields of our two sides are similar, then we may be seen by them, but in more cases, the frequencies of the two sides are not the same. Not the same, so we are transparent to them."

"Magnetic field? ... frequency?"

There was a slight tremor in Huang Xueyi's voice.

Lu Shun didn't seem to notice that his student's three views made a crisp sound of "click": "This topic has been studied in quantum mechanics, and it is said that we are like people in the quantum state, and our existence is extremely unstable. perception, it will collapse, just like the famous experiment 'Schrödinger's cat'."

"Well, of course, this is indeed a bit advanced for you at present, but don't worry, step by step, the teacher will lead you to wander in the ocean of knowledge and appreciate the charm of science. One day , you can all bathe in the brilliance of modern science and find the true meaning of life..."

Chi Jia pushed the door open with a "bang".

What are these 985 college students going to do!

Facing the five only remaining solitary seedlings in the school, doesn't he know how to proceed step by step?

The ghost who has lived for hundreds of years suddenly said something like "you are just a bunch of particles" and "the ocean of science"! ?

——If he breaks his brain, can he afford it?Can he be responsible for the broken three views?

However...it was too late.

Suddenly there was a sound of pinging and slamming chairs falling to the ground in the classroom. Before Chi Jia could react, a cold wind suddenly blew in front of him, and Huang Xueyi flew out while shaking his head frantically.

"No! I don't listen! I don't listen! I'm not science!"

Chi Jia: "..."

"What quantum? What kind of terrifying monster is that! Woohoo... I'm just a weak, helpless and pitiful ordinary ghost!"

Huang Xueyi covered his face and ran away in tears.

The author has something to say: Chi Jia: (angry) Are you here to teach ghosts, or to harm ghosts!

Huang Xueyi: 1551... This school is too scary, principal Ballball, please save me!