I beat all the ghosts who failed the exam

#Didu Amusement Park Horror House#

#The handsome guy we met in those years#

On the eating, drinking, and playing forum in the imperial capital that day, two originally inconspicuous headlines appeared quietly, but they became popular in just two hours. Immediately afterwards, "Shaking X" also uploaded related videos, which quickly jumped to the homepage , was in the limelight for a while, red to purple.

[The owner of the po took advantage of the weekend to go to the Imperial Capital Amusement Park today, and it turned out...]

[Come in and feel what is called a fairy face value! ! ! ! ! 】

In the video, the sports car with an extremely attractive appearance moves from far to near, accompanied by passionate music, until the car flicks its tail lightly to a stop, and stops abruptly at just the right point.

The car door opened, and in an instant, the brisk and bright wind of first love sounded, and the slender and straight legs stepped on the ground. The man's face appeared in the camera, and the backlight fell on his side cheeks, from the eyebrows to the bridge of the nose, and then to the corners of the slightly raised lips. One is not as perfect as if it is coated with the best filter.

He paused and took off his sunglasses.

The barrage exploded with a bang!

[Every day, every day!Before I came in, I wanted to give the title party a pot cover, but after I came in... I put the pot cover on my back with my backhand! ! 】

【I smell the smell of love...】

[What kind of fairy brother is this! ?It's so pretty! 】

[Mom asked me why I was kneeling and licking the screen... Is it the Imperial City Amusement Park, wait for me to run away!The little brother must still be here! ! ! 】

And when the next shot appeared and the co-pilot opened, the barrage exploded almost geometrically!

【Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !Groundhog screams! 】

[I feel like I can't breathe! 】

[I really want to fall in love!fall in love!Licking dogs crawling all over the ground!A lot of money to ask for all the information such as the name, age, address, etc. of the little brothers! !If you know, please add goose——51XXXXXXXX! 】

[Did no one notice that the two in the back row are also very good-looking?The young lady is both immortal and attacking, as if she heard the sound of herself being bent! 】

[Sister Fairy, look at me!I am 23, rich second generation, if I date with me, I will definitely buy you a car, a house, and a bag!Be sure to think about it! 】

[Fuck off in front!School dogs that haven’t been weaned don’t come out to show off!Consider me, a mature man is attractive, single with no bad hobbies, gentle and caring, please call 152XXXXX if you are interested! 】

[I eat the little brother in the back seat, Shui Lingling's skin is better than women's!Merry freehand this one poked me! 】

[Hmm...could this be a new boy group or artist?Otherwise, so many good looks come together?I can't believe it's an amateur! 】

[Your newcomer who just debuted drives a tens of millions of sports cars?Which brokerage company is so awesome, I want to go too! 】

[And there's a carload of old people and children behind the house...couldn't it be a family, right?relative?I'll go, fairy family! 】

In the age of looking at faces, Yangou is in power, speculation on the Internet is out of control, starting from forums and short videos, and soon posted on Weibo, topics are flying all the way at the speed of a rocket!

The person who made the video at the beginning didn't expect that her casual post would have such a popularity. Seeing it fly to the top of the trending search, although she didn't make it to the top, the dozens of positions still gave her a wave of fans.

Under such a trend, the news that the Imperial Capital Horror House, which was about to go out, stunned two people in succession became prosperous again because of a comment from the staff on the spot——

[It can be proved that I am in charge of pretending to be a ghost employee in the horror house. The fairy brother came here. When I jumped out on the way, he gently told me not to be too tired, so as not to be attacked by tourists (with a picture of the back of the scum pixel), I tried my best……】

The lighting in the photo is dim, and only the figure can be vaguely seen, but the indescribable temperament is still out of the frame with the wide shoulders, narrow waist, long hands and long feet.

[Drunk... Marry me! 】

[Why is the gentle and good-looking little brother I can't meet 1551...]

[The one next to the little brother is the co-pilot in the video next door, he's also pretty! 】

[Wait, I'm the only one who thinks it's wrong... two men playing haunted houses side by side, where did the other people in the video just now go? 】

【subtle……】

[subtle +1]

Even though the pixels are poorly lit, the shoulders walking together in the photo are almost touching, and the original eerie atmosphere renders it a bit unspeakably dim and ambiguous.

[Woooooo, why is there another little brother beside the little brother I like? 】

【I lost, I lost...】

[Even if there is a CP, I still like it!Wipe away the tears and continue to shed bitter water with enthusiasm!Beauty X2 crit! 】

[Brothers really don’t want to make a debut?Even if it's a live broadcast, I can eat pickles every day to save money and give a reward for my little brothers! ballball you! 】

【Seconded!I want to watch it every day! 】

[Now I just want someone to figure out who these two are, I want to go and watch! ! ! 】

The ghosts of Jifu 985 don't know that they are already famous on the Internet.

Chi Jia pulled Beiyin out of the haunted house with a sullen face, and looked back with a "sinister" smile on his face.

Beiyin: "..." I suddenly felt a little cold.

"Don't be afraid." Chi Jia comforted him, "You are the most obedient, and I won't hack you."

He squeezed his fingers.

The next moment, there was a loud thunder out of thin air in the cloudless and sunny sky, and the boundless majesty came swiftly. It exploded above the haunted house, and the whole building trembled visibly with the naked eye.

"What happened!?"

"It's not raining, it's a sunny day and thunder?"

"It's the first time in my long life that I've heard such loud thunder, Emma, ​​I'm going deaf."

With sharp ears, Chi Jia keenly caught the exclamations mixed with the tourists' comments.

"Brothers, the wind is blowing! The headmaster strikes with lightning!"

"Ahhh! I was wrong and I dare not! I'll come out right away!"

A burst of wailing.

Chi Jia curled her lips in satisfaction: "Let's go."

Beiyin looked back at the exit that was tightly covered by the curtain: "Will you wait?"

Chi Jia sneered: "What are you waiting for? Let them have fun and don't cause trouble...Since you can't listen to me, please take care of me."

"Come on, let's play alone."

Chi Jia is very satisfied with this little brother who is the most worry-free. Even if he is a little brainless and always misunderstands his relationship with him, he looks good and can be forgiven.

The two walked slowly under the shade of the trees, and from time to time there were children walking by with their parents holding hands, with pure smiles and happiness on their faces.

Looking at it, Chi Jia's thoughts flew away...

He has never been to an amusement park himself, but when he was very young, he and his master passed by outside to see other children having fun.

At that time, the little Chi Jia was already sullen, pretending that I was not curious or envious, but actually I didn't want to play at all.

"Good boy, do you want to sit down?" The master didn't have so many wrinkles on his face at that time, and asked him with a smile.

Xiaochijia pursed her lips, her white and tender face was very serious, she shook her head: "No need."

He knew that Master had no money, so maybe Master would skip dinner today and leave the steamed stuffed bun for himself.

For some reason, the master was inexplicably persistent, picked up Chi Jia and walked over there: "Go, go, master wants to sit, can Jiajia accompany me?"

In that case...

Xiaotuanzi frowned and thought for a while, then reluctantly agreed: "Okay, but you can only ride on the carousel, otherwise we'll have no money for breakfast tomorrow."

"Okay!" The old man smiled all over his face, and hugged Chi Jia onto the little wooden horse painted with gaudy paint.

He said he didn't want to play, but in fact, the moment he straddled it, Xiaochi Jia's heart was bubbling with beauty.No matter how hard he tried to keep his face sullen, he couldn't restrain his slightly flushed excitement.

That should be the happiest memory of his childhood.

Although the wooden horse is ugly and the music is very monotonous, the amusement park 20 years ago was extremely simple.

But as long as he turned his head, he could see Master smiling at his face with fine lines, like a mountain that would never fall down, and it was his warmest and most steadfast support.

Chi Jia lowered her eyes.

He vowed that when he grew up, he would give Master a good life, and he would soon achieve it, if it wasn't for the sudden...

"Jia Jia?"

The familiar title instantly woke him up!

Chi Jia raised her head suddenly, and loosened her clenched fist.

Master! ?

His blank eyes focused, but when he saw the person who called him, he froze: "... Beiyin?"

The man looked at him, and there was an inexplicable emotion in his dark and beautiful eyes like glass, but it was only for a moment. When he saw Chi Jia recover, he turned his head and pointed not far away: "That looks good, can I eat it?"

Chi Jia looked over.

Two-color ice cream, ten yuan each.

He couldn't help but startled.

Good, good girly color!

Just now the negative gloom faded away like a tide, Chi Jia took a closer look in disbelief: "You like this... cough, dessert?"

Beiyin narrowed her eyes: "I haven't seen it before, I want to try it."

Oh, I almost forgot that this is an old antique that has been sleeping for hundreds of years.

Chi Jia suddenly felt pity, walked over and bought two.

When the ice cream seller saw him, she blushed and even gave him a bigger ball than others.

"Here." Chi Jia handed it to Beiyin, "Try it, it's cold, the temperature is still very high during the day, so it's very comfortable to eat."

Beiyin took it with a "huh" and seemed to be looking at the ice cream ball, but he was still on Chi Jia from the corner of his eye. He opened his mouth and took a bite of the cone, with a pink tip of his tongue peeking out between his teeth. His eyes suddenly became dark.

Chi Jia took two bites, turned around and found that this guy was still in a daze: "Why don't you eat? Don't want to eat?"

Beiyin lowered her eyes and said in a low voice, "No."

After speaking, he bit down lightly.

The sweet and cool taste slid down his throat, which was very comfortable, but he felt that... he wanted to eat more than the one in his hand...

"By the way, what did you call me just now?" Chi Jia asked suddenly.

The blackness in Beiyin's eyes faded instantly, and he raised his head with an innocent expression: "Jiajia?"

Chi Jia was shocked: "Don't call it that in the future."

When he yelled, it reminded him of his master, with the tone of an elder, even if he was old enough to be his great-great-grandfather, the majesty of the principal should not be violated.

Beiyin hesitated: "But it sounds nice..."

Chi Jia squinted her eyes: "That's not allowed." How decent!

The man turned back with an oh, his small expression looked a little aggrieved.

Chi Jiayan's heart suddenly started to move: "Cough, what..."

The man's eyes are as deep and beautiful as the sea of ​​stars.

He scratched his face, was defeated, and sighed hard: "From now on, you are not allowed to yell in front of others, you can only yell in private... and then go home."

Family?

Is their home...

This word made him more happy than the promise he got, and the man's eyes instantly burst into a smile.

He responded with a soft "um", and took another bite of the cone.

Sweet to my heart.

"Your color is different from mine, I want to try it." Beiyin said again.

Chi Jia, who has not yet let go of her breath: "??"

He saw that he was missing a sharp ice cream, and blinked: "But I've eaten it..."

"It's okay." Beiyin said honestly and purely, and then slowly approached, as if he really just wanted to try different flavors of cones.

Bit by bit, the clear and warm smell enveloped Chi Jia, like the pervasive air, invading gently and without rejection...

For some reason, Chi Jia suddenly felt that something was a little strange, and hurriedly handed the cone to him uncomfortably: "I'll give it to you, try it quickly, if I really want to eat it, I'll give it to you too."

"No need." Beiyin's long eyelashes trembled slightly, and he looked at him with a smile in his eyes, but he stretched out his tongue and licked it slightly, which was obviously a normal movement, but the raised eye ends seemed to have electrified hooks, Deep, seductive, with a bit of gratuitous lust.

Chi Jia couldn't help swallowing.

not right...

Is there something wrong with his own eyes because of indirect things? ...There is a kind of gaygay filter for no reason?

"--headmaster!"

A cry came from a distance.

"Mist Grass!" The little fat man stopped in his tracks: "What are you doing?!"

From his point of view, the back of the principal's head blocked Beiyin's front, and the two of them got so close...

"Are you guys kissing!?"

He suddenly realized, and the "Aw" voice attracted many surprised and excited eyes.

Chi Jia raised her head abruptly, breaking free from the inexplicable atmosphere just now.

Behind him, Beiyin sighed softly with some pity.

"Are you looking for death?" Chi Jia noticed the high and low gasps around him, and stared at Chen Yuanyuan expressionlessly.

Only then did the little fat man see the ice cream in their hands...

Oops!

A cold air rushed up his tailbone: "No, you can't blame me! Who told you to eat a cone and get so close?...Ha, haha, what, I haven't had enough fun, let's go out for a while ah!"

The back view was like a fire, Chi Jia watched with a sneer, turned his gaze, and swept across the rest of them.

"Ah, ah haha, the weather is so nice..."

"Hey, what are the stalls over there selling? Let's go and have a look!"

"Together."

A group of big ghosts immediately looked at the sky and counted the places, and they were very acquainted.

Just kidding, originally the matter of the haunted house was going to be hit with two thunderbolts, is it not enough to think about it?

They live a long time but are ghosts and ghosts.

Can't do it.

Isn't it because the principal has an affair with that Beiyin?They discovered it when they found out that this guy came last but was the most favored and even secretly lived with the principal... When they were ghosts, they were in a daze when they didn't need to sleep at night?

That kid Chen Yuanyuan didn't know much about it.

Make a fuss.

[Title: Woohoo, the fairy brother really has a CP! ! ! 】

[Subject: As a native of the imperial capital, the host rushed to the amusement park when he saw the trending search. He wanted to see if there was a chance to take a group photo or something. He also went to the haunted house to search around, and the result... what Not to mention, the picture above! [Photo][Photo][Photo] (crying) (crying) (crying) heartbreaking.jpg】

In the picture, the sun is infinitely gentle and the scenery is just right. Two pleasing men are sitting on the same bench, one is holding a cone with a reddish face, the other is looking down, his eyes are smiling on the opposite person, the picture captures It is beautiful and warm, and it is as beautiful as a fairy tale under the halo of plating.

1L: Fog Grass!Stone Hammer!My wish just now has come true!

2L: What's going on upstairs?At this time, shouldn't you... cry for me!Whoa whoa whoa~~~

3L: Don't cry!Super now!class!prosper!Fen!The man I admire is also the man I admire. This feeling of combining strength and strength is really exciting! ! !

4L: Same!One look at other people's luxury cars and you know you're out of luck!Instead of doing this, it is better to give him a better blue boy!

5L: The moment I saw my rival in love, I knew I had lost!But it doesn't matter, as long as you are happy!

6L: Same!I wish happiness!

7L: Good luck!

……

78L: Good luck!

79L: The landlord went to the ghost area! ?Is the landlord okay?The haunted house in the Imperial City Amusement Park is super realistic and scary!Me and my boyfriend, veteran haunted house lovers, passed out there today!I swore I would never go there again!

80L: Good luck! (What happened to the crooked one upstairs? Fork it out!)

81L: Good luck! (Silently insert a word, the haunted house in the Imperial City Amusement Park is not scary at all, the upper and lower levels say that they are senior lovers, but they are actually elementary school students?)

82L: Good luck! (Talking about irrelevant topics is prohibited!)

……

Mr. Chi, who doesn’t play with mobile phones much, still doesn’t know that his CP has come out of the whole network without his knowledge. There are even entertainment brokerage companies, live broadcast platforms, and online programs. The "fairy little brother" who has made his C debut and conquered countless people.

He brought a few students and employees back to school, and with a grinning grin, he gave the "early birds" who were jumping up and down a thunderbolt and "cared for them" until they ran around, crying for their father and mother, saying that they would never scare the living again. Clap and call it a day.

In such a harmonious and beautiful atmosphere, Chi Jia, the principal who taught them to "handle with care and treat the living with gentleness", was finally at ease, and ushered in the large-scale interview site for the first batch of teachers in Jifu 985.

The author has something to say: Red envelopes are given out in this chapter~