I beat all the ghosts who failed the exam
Chapter 27
Outside the villa area, a black car drove in quickly. The security guard at the gate glanced at it, but didn't stop it at all, and saluted and let it go.
"Master Hu, I really trouble you this time." The man turned his head and said to the old man beside him.
Hu Wenrui shook his head: "Since Mr. Wang said that there are fierce ghosts doing evil here, then the old man must take action. I am a heavenly master, how can I stand by and watch the evil ghosts cause disasters."
The man nodded, admiringly.
The car turned a corner under the cover of green trees, and then bypassed a fountain, and gradually could see the gate of the independent villa in front of it.
Suddenly, the expression on Hu Ruisheng's face changed: "There is Yin Qi!"
Still an extremely powerful evil spirit!
His face darkened for a moment, and he jumped off the car before it stopped.
The man shouted loudly behind him: "Master Hu! Be careful!"
I don't know if it was an illusion, but the temperature dropped suddenly when I stood at the door of the villa.
The man chased after him, and couldn't help taking a step back quietly. The feeling of instant recovery made him shiver.
This... This temperature difference is too weird!
"This ghost's cultivation is so deep!" Hu Ruisheng's expression was serious.
With a formula in his hand, he used some method to quickly open the courtyard door, and rushed in with his foot lifted.
The man was scared, but when he thought of Hu Ruisheng's identity...
Since you brought him, you have to send the old man back in a safe and complete manner.
"Master, wait for me!"
The closer you get, the more intense the Yin Qi becomes, and the temperature is almost bone-piercing in the end.
The man shook his lips and rubbed his arms vigorously.
He could already faintly hear the movements in the house, the miserable cries irritated his eardrums, and he exclaimed, the man's heart tightened, Hu Ruisheng had already taken out a handful of talisman papers from his pocket, and kicked with a serious expression Kick the door.
"Where is the evil spirit! Don't hurt people!"
The movement stopped, and the man rushed into the living room. He thought he would see a horrible scene of ghosts howling and hurting people, but who knew——
He was stunned for a moment.
What is this... for?
Everyone in the room opened their mouths wide open, keeping their sculptures in place.
And the crying and screaming that he heard before came from the mouth of the person rolling over with his body on the floor of the living room.
If I'm not mistaken, this miserable, black-smelling chimney... is it a ghost? !
"You kill me, kill me!" The evil ghost cried miserably while he was stunned, "You vicious living person, you actually gave me black blood wine!... Bah, bah, you're healthy and safe! This kind of cruel and inhumane thing... Let me tell you, there is dignity in being a ghost! You treat me like this—"
Before he finished speaking, the young man who pressed his head chuckled and interrupted him: "How is this done to you, can you still sue me? Call 110? Can the police hear you?"
Chi Jia sneered and taunted three consecutive times: "I have done a lot of evil and wanted to let a living person die for you. In the past, I would not even have the chance to give you a whole soul. Thank you Yin for your contribution to ghost power."
He exerted force with his hands, and a shrill hiss that was not something human could have instantly filled the entire room, and the black mist that was floating around Cui's father's body was pulled up inch by inch by Chi Jia like a radish.
"APP does not allow me to kill, but you are like this, I am too lazy to educate you, get out!"
With Chi Jia's low shout, the whole black mist came out of his body, and was thrown to the ground beside him like garbage, Cui's father's body bounced up suddenly!Soon, he fell back to the ground and gradually recovered his gentle breathing.
Black Mist: "!!!"
He blankly felt the feeling of being stripped naked all of a sudden, and then let out a scream of a little girl being molested, and crawled into the corner of the wall, hugging his fat body and humming.
Who is this person?
So brutal!
So cruel to ghosts!
I don't want to live anymore!
This process happened so fast that the Cui family, Sun Guofang who was touching his hand, and Hu Ruisheng at the door all stood there like geese, their eyes staring straight.
The living room was so quiet that one could hear a pin drop.
...Master Sun is cowardly?The liar is mighty and majestic? !
The Cui family members who were still awake couldn't help but shift their eyes over and over to the two... a little subtle.
The ghost who was beaten to tears... seems not so scary anymore.
And this liar, he's really imposing, huh?
Sun Guofang clutched his bloody arm, recovered from his sluggishness, and thought of what he said along Chi Jia's words when he was dizzy just now, his face flushed immediately.
He glanced at the expressions of Cui's family members, and he didn't care about the shame, and the alarm bells rang in his heart.
... The money you get is going to fly!This doesn't count, where can I get money after my reputation is ruined?
Sun Guofang's thoughts turned quickly, his eyes widened, and his face suddenly changed, showing an expression of disbelief: "You...it's you!"
Chi Jia raised his eyes.
"It was the thing you gave Miss Cui that brought this ghost here!"
His face was full of anger, it really looked like something: "In order to defraud money, you actually lured ghosts to your door first, and then pretended to be misunderstood to stand up to solve the crisis at a critical moment, so that the Cui family will be grateful to you and let you get whatever you want in the future." What a vicious thought!"
It's time for him to turn black and white.
The young and old of the Cui family believed in him based on preconceived ideas, and their original idea of changing Chi Jia's mind was immediately shaken by what he said.
What Master Sun said seems to make sense...
Cui's father did have a lot of problems after Cui Tong took the PSP home last night, could it be...
Wanting to step forward to thank Chi Jia, she stopped.
Sun Guofang let out a sigh of relief.
For so many years, he has been able to walk among many rich people as a master of metaphysics. It is not only because of "phoenix blood", but the art of trying to figure out people's hearts and language is what he is good at.
He strikes while the iron is hot: "For the dead ghosts, the origin is evil. I don't know where you were trained, but for mere money to make Mr. Cui suffer so much, I can't say that I will clean up the door for the metaphysical world here today!"
Chi Jia was taken aback by his black-and-white kung fu, and laughed angrily: "Did I hire it?"
"It's not who you are! I've seen your ridiculous PSP today, there is no doubt that it is entangled with Yin Qi, and there is this one beside you!"
Sun Guofang's eyes flashed, looking at Beiyin's perfect face that was not human-like, he argued: "In addition to being ugly, evil spirits also have some incomparably beautiful things that will confuse strangers, just to seduce ordinary people who don't know the situation. People! Tell me, with his appearance, no one will believe that he is a human!"
Although it is true that Beiyin is not human to a certain extent...but his current body is really warm and angry.
Isn't this damn old man jealous of Beiyin's beauty?
Chi Jia raised an eyebrow.
Wang Guofang was still persevering in taking all the credit for herself: "The evil ghost you have attracted is full of resentment, if I hadn't used the 'Phoenix Blood' to suppress its negative pressure, once you lose control, you, the caster, will be backlashed! There is an exorcism talisman, do you know how precious this talisman is? Don’t say it was used in the past, even if I took it out, I would not be willing to take it out. If it wasn’t for Mr. Cui, why would I waste it so much today!”
As he spoke, he shook his head and sighed, with a very sad look: "Forget it, liars are deceiving people these days. Ms. Cui and Mrs. Cui don't believe me, and I can't help it. I just hope that there will be less heretical things in the future..."
He sighed for a long time: "I am really saddened by the future of the metaphysical world."
He made a show of hypocrisy, and the Cui family members were even more shaken when they saw his upright face.
Although Sun Daochang's performance just now was a bit embarrassing...but he has a good reputation.
Could it be that, as he said, it was the young man who summoned ghosts and put on a play in front of them?
Sun Guofang kept his face up to the sky, but he watched secretly from the corner of his eyes, feeling proud.
So what if it was you who exorcised the ghost, and I won the credit for it in a few words, and I must make this kid who dared to teach me like a teacher suffer a little later...
"—you fart!"
Before he could happily finish his little calculations in his mind, there was a sudden roar of anger at the door.
Everyone was shocked and looked towards the door suspiciously.
I saw an old man with white beard and hair staring angrily, rushing towards this side with great momentum: "Where did you come from a liar, and you are talking nonsense here! What kind of ghost exorcism charm!"
He slapped the yellow paper he picked up on the ground in front of Sun Guofang: "The 6-character face does not have a tail, you are trying to recruit ghosts!"
Sun Guofang was stunned, looking at the finger poking in front of him in the blink of an eye: "Who are you...?"
More than one came, and the middle-aged man behind the old man followed closely, but went directly to Chi Jia: "Master Chi, why are you here!?"
"Wang..." Song Wei?
Chi Jia was surprised: "You..."
The man hurriedly explained respectfully, "The Cui family has some friendship with me. I heard that Cui Sheng is not good a few days ago. I suspect that it has something to do with dirty things, but their family has never believed this before. They have no way to do it, so they entrust us to replace it." He's looking for some heavenly masters."
"By the way," he raised his chin towards the man who introduced Sun Guofang, "Huang Song, you know about this, right?"
"Old Sun, this...is this?"
Huang Song keenly sensed something was wrong from Wang Songwei's attitude, and walked over hesitantly: "You know him?"
Wang Songwei stared: "What do you know! This is Master Chi!"
He immediately turned his head and gave Chi Jia a sly smile: "They haven't heard about your deeds, so don't pay attention."
This attitude! ?
Huang Song gasped.
He knew Wang Songwei's status and wealth, and he said he was talking with their peers, but in fact, the Wang family's property was not at the same level as theirs, and even he respectfully called him a master...
He remembered that he had to ask the security guard to drag Chi Jia away, and he broke out in a cold sweat.
Not to mention the Cui family, who were overwhelmed by this sudden reversal of the situation.
"You little bastard! It is the existence of people like you in our metaphysics world that ruined our reputation!"
The old man's scolding filled the quiet and delicate atmosphere.
"Who are you! Why are you scolding me!?" Sun Guofang looked inexplicably aggrieved.
The old man's hand fell on his head like a cattail fan. He wanted to resist, but every time before he stretched out his hand, the other party slapped his arm first like a prophet, and it was already numb.
"I warn you!...Ouch, you hit me again...I, I am the honorary director of the National Taoist Association! You are too presumptuous!"
The personal attacks stopped.
Sun Guofang hurriedly dodged away.
Thinking that his identity had played a role, he was just about to say a few more harsh words, but suddenly he heard the old man suspiciously say: "National Daoist Association? Honorary director?"
He looked at Wang Songwei up and down, suddenly sneered, went up and continued to beat him: "Who are you kidding me! There are 160 members in the National Taoist Association, and I know all of them, let alone only [-] honorary directors. What do you say Are you Su Yangping or Yang Qin? Why have I never seen someone like you before?"
"Ouch...you, why do you say I'm lying!...who are you!"
On the other end, Wang Songwei greeted Chi Jia and asked about his daughter's situation, and even took the time to reply: "Mr. Hu, Hu Ruisheng, the president of the National Taoist Association."
Sun Guofang: "..."
Sun Guofang: "!!!"
The Cui family's searchlight-like eyes immediately fell on him.
Isn't it awesome, has the president of the Hanyang City Road Association met the president?
Why is it that the president, the old man, is standing in front of you now...but he is blinded?
Sun Guofang, who was exposed as a liar and was cast aside by the crowd, pulled the corner of his clothes, sat in a corner of the sofa dejectedly, and confessed honestly.
"My real name is Sun Guofang...the one with the cursive initials."
Speaking of this name, a hint of embarrassment appeared on the face of the man with the Chinese character Fang Gang.
"I was originally from Jilong. I drifted north to work in the imperial capital, but I have earned a lot of money for many years. I don't have much savings. I can't afford a house, and I can't even get a wife..."
So I started thinking about it.
He doesn't know anything else, and he is uneducated, but he has practiced in society, and his ability to observe people's words and talk to them is perfect.
So when he saw the "Tiekouzhiduan" shop while visiting a certain market, the light bulb in his mind went on with a "ding".
What is the fastest way to get money?Liar!
He checked the information and learned something by himself, and then pretended to go to a Taoist temple for a few months and learned a little ghost painting talismans to bluff people, and then he declared himself a teacher.
He found that the chairman of the Hanyang City Taoist Association was only one letter away from his own name, so he hurriedly changed his name and packaged himself as him, so he debuted in the C position.
"I never thought I would be so successful at first..."
Originally, he just wanted to earn some food money from ordinary people, but after meeting a rich man once in a while, he stumbled into the upper class by mistake, and became more and more prosperous, and his net worth also increased. Now he earns a single , but I never dared to think about it in my whole life.
...But today I met a real evil spirit.
"You pretended to be President Sun, and you haven't been discovered until now?"
Sun Guofang touched her head and sighed: "Hanyang is far away from here...and every time I finish my work, I ask the client to keep a low profile, just introduce it to friends, don't make too much publicity, so I didn't overturn the car."
When Chi Jia heard this, his heart moved.
This... is a talent.
He has been in the market for many years, and has been in contact with people of all kinds. He can please the rich at the top, and get close to the common people at the bottom.
——Thinking that the school is about to expand students, things must be messy and complicated. Isn't there just a lack of someone who has seen the world and can handle any situation?
Changing his mood, he was treated as an employee instead of an opponent who robbed him of his money. The more Chi Jia looked at him, the more satisfied he became.
Look at this upright face, how easy it is to make people believe in dependence.
Look at those big black eyes, how calculating and shrewd.
"Hey." Chi Jia was itchy and called him from across the sofa, "Actually, let me see you, your level of metaphysics is not bad."
Sun Guofang: "???"
This kid was hurt so badly by himself just now, and he suddenly said this?
There is a conspiracy!
Chi Jia smiled: "Do you want to be a real master?"
The Cui family, Huang Song, and Wang Songwei: "..."
Master Chi, what happened?Could it be that he was also possessed by a ghost?
Chi Jia didn't pay attention to their expressions at all, and induced Sun Guofang: "Your identity has been exposed now, and you won't be able to get along in this business in the future, but—"
He spread his hands: "You can learn from me."
"You have also seen that I have real talents. If you are willing to follow me and study hard, maybe after two or three years, you can still come out and make a lot of money."
Sun Guofang didn't believe it: "Follow you? I'm afraid you'll wear my shoes to death?"
"How could it be?" Chi Jia smiled kindly, took out his business card and stuffed it into his hand, "Look, I'm a formal unit here, if you come here, you can enjoy the treatment of the career establishment, although it's not as good as you earn as a liar I have a lot of money, but the advantage lies in stability, good social status, and ability to learn.”
Sun Guofang took it over and took a look, and saw the large characters of "Difu 985" on the paper.
Sun Guofang was surprised: "What kind of place is this? There is a university in the underworld?!"
Wang Songwei next to him rubbed his forehead, feeling that this scene seemed familiar.
Not only him, but everyone else who heard Sun Guofang's words opened their mouths wide and ate a whale.
They now know that Master Chi is not a liar, but because of his ruthlessness towards that ghost just now, it turned out to be the headmaster of a lot of ghosts?This is too incredible!
"Why not?" Chi Jia said seriously, "Society is progressing, and the underworld is also advancing with the times. Do you expect a bunch of ghosts who died in unknown years and months to guard their primary school education to increase the management pressure on the underworld?"
He educated: "I can understand the idea of people like you who love money, but think about it, being a human being requires not only the desire for money, but also loftier ideals! Otherwise, when you look back on your life after a hundred years, you will Regret not doing meaningful things in this life! Becoming a slave to wealth! Don’t you want to leave your shadow in the modernization process of the underworld, and leave your colorful life!?”
With such a loud voice, Sun Guofang only felt dizzy: "But..."
He is a living person, why does he want to live forever in the underworld?
Chi Jia didn't give him a chance to refute, and interrupted: "No, but! Although you entered this industry for money at the beginning, but you have worked for so many years, haven't you really become interested in it? Think about it, join With us, you can carry out feudal superstition activities unscrupulously as a public official! No one will think you are a liar again! Our employees are all advanced masters, you can follow them to learn at will, when Shi Cheng will come out to meet you Shan, make a lot of money with real knives and guns! ——Such a good thing, who else can provide it to you except me!?"
Sun Guofang couldn't help it...a bit of a wavering heart.
Chi Jia: "We still have weekends and weekends, employee travel, paid annual leave, and a lot of them!"
Continue: "Besides, our school itself has a very high threshold for recruiting students. If you are not familiar with the yin and yang industry, no matter how much you ask me, I will not give you a chance. You can think about it. If you miss this village, You will never come across such a good store again in your life.”
Sun Guofang: "...Okay! Stop talking!"
He knelt down completely, slapped his thigh and said, "I'll go!"
"Wait for me to pack my luggage and report to you today!"
Everyone: "..."
Witness the miraculous MLM scene?
A silence.
After a long while, Hu Ruisheng, who was listening thoughtfully from the beginning to the end, stroked his beard and said hesitantly, "Excuse me, is there any shortage of students in your school?"
*
After finding a steward and heartbrokenly rejecting Hu Ruisheng's request to join, the president of the National Taoist Association, Chi Jia prepares to return to school.
"The school has a lot of things to do these two days and is busy. After a few days of free time, I will definitely take it to visit."
Hu Ruisheng didn't mind, he stroked his beard and smiled: "No hurry, no rush, as long as Principal Chi is free."
"However..." A trace of doubt suddenly appeared on his face, "Principal Chi is such a powerful celestial master, he shouldn't have no reputation in the industry... To be honest, I always think you look familiar."
Chi Jia remained unmoved, and continued to smile: "That must be your misreading. If I meet a famous person like you, I will definitely remember it very well."
Hu Ruisheng shook his head and said with a smile, "It's just my memory."
Chi Jia was calm on the surface, and said goodbye politely: "Well, things are almost the same, I'll go first."
Mr. Cui hasn't woken up yet, but if someone like Hu Ruisheng is around, he doesn't have to worry about calling his soul back.
He took another look at the stand-in who was still huddled in the corner: "By the way, I entrust you to deal with that guy too."
Although he said that he accepted students who had never done any evil, but wanted innocent people to take the blame for him so that he could continue to live without reincarnation, it would be good not to kill him.
When Chi Jia wanted to leave, Wang Songwei naturally wanted to see him off: "Master Hu still has things to do here, so I'll take you back first."
Watching their backs, the Cui family, who had held back for a long time, finally found a space to speak.
"He said he has something to do with the underworld, is it true or not? These days...they still go to university!?" A young man from the Cui family said in disbelief, his three views were seriously broken.
"But Uncle Wang respects him so much, it doesn't seem like a fake..."
Cui Tong bit his lip: "Master Hu, what do you think?"
The old man turned around with his hands behind his back, although he still had a smile on his face, compared to before, there was a little more distance and remoteness: "Really, I know this person, he is a..."
He sighed with a smile and didn't say anything more.
Hu Ruisheng's status is extraordinary, and it stands to reason that people of the Cui family's level are not qualified to get acquainted with him. Hearing what he said, these people stopped immediately.
"So there really are ghosts and the underworld!" one person sighed.
"We will have a good relationship with Master Chi in the future." Mother Cui said suddenly.
"Xiaotong, we offended him this time, if you find an opportunity to come to the door, you must apologize."
After all, it is the mother of the family, and thinking about it in the long term, what level of celestial master like Chi Jia who can communicate directly with the underworld should be?If you can help them, you will be in hell in the future...
Having been wealthy in one life, one naturally wants to have a few more lives.
Cui Tong nodded, looking at Chi Xia's disappearing figure and him... the man next to him, he couldn't help biting his lips.
Sure enough, it made Master Chi and the others angry. They didn't accept the card they wanted to send just now, probably because they didn't want to have anything to do with their family.
Cui Tong was very depressed.
She is obviously a living person, what happened to the waiter at the milk tea shop that day, she missed the chance to strike up a conversation and offended the master.
I will never believe what others say again.
Leaving aside the Cui family's own thoughts, on the other side, Chi Jia and Beiyin had already boarded Wang Songwei's car.
Beiyin looked at Chi Jia who was resting on his shoulder with his eyes closed, and suddenly asked, "Do you know that Hu Ruisheng just now?"
"Well." Chi Jia whispered, without letting Wang Songwei in front of him hear, "It sounds like there are a lot of Taoist priests and monks in the country, but there are only so many who are really capable. They have all registered, and they don't see each other when they look up. How many have heard of it."
He is not familiar with Hu Ruisheng, but he met him from a distance when he participated in an exchange meeting a few years ago. He was famous. Although he was in the limelight at the time, he was too lazy to deal with people. Nest in the corner did not go up to say hello.
"Maybe it's because I saw me at that time." Chi Jia didn't know that he had lost his horse, so he didn't care much.
Beiyin lowered her eyes: "Then why didn't you let him know?"
Or, don't you want to have too much involvement with this world...
Chi Jia glanced at him strangely: "Is this not nonsense?"
His tone was full of "Why don't you understand this": "Who was I before? A well-known figure in the circle, if he knows that I am a living king, now I have washed my hands and changed my face, and become the principal of the ghost. How do you mess around in the circle?"
Beiyin: "..."
Chi Jia sighed deeply: "The boss can't lose face."
Beiyin: "..."
It's that he thinks too much.
*
When they arrived at the school, Chi Jiayou got Wang Songwei to go in to visit his daughter, watched him marvel at the newly built fence, and passed on the PSP that he was about to return just now as a gift to him.
"Parents' welfare." Chi Jia said: "This is a good thing, and I will keep it with me in the future, and all ghosts will not invade it."
Wang Songwei immediately put it away carefully, his posture was not like holding an outdated PSP with a corner worn out, but rather like treating priceless jewels.
As a result, Chi Jia looked around, but couldn't find those few in the school.
"Where did it all go..." He frowned.
Just as they walked to the school gate again, there was suddenly high and low cheers from over there. Then, the last time I went to the Wang family's ancestral house, I was spotted by the little fat man, and later Wang Sunwei gave them a luxury car as a school bus. The main road came in.
The ghosts above were doing all sorts of weird poses, shaking their hair, throwing their headscarves, thinking that they were in various coquettish and unrestrained poses.
The car stopped slowly.
Chi Jia went up and knocked on the car door: "Are you planning to take the path of buffoons, performing arts to make money for the school?"
The little fat man took off the seaside straw hat that he got out of nowhere, and winked at Chi Jia: "Hey, principal, don't you think we all look very handsome today?"
"..." Chi Jia remained expressionless, "I don't think so, come down."
The few ghosts who had been splashed with cold water got out of the car disheveledly.
Chi Jia saw that even the old man Huang had changed into a beach shirt of unknown age, and couldn't hold back: "What the hell did you guys do?"
The little female ghost came over and tugged on Chijia's trouser legs: "Brother principal, don't be angry, I think it's too boring here, so everyone went out to play with me."
The parents were still standing by the side, Chi Jia couldn't get angry with her, so he took a deep breath and said, "Don't be an example, you don't have enough Yin Qi now, it's easy to go out rashly..."
and many more.
Chi Jia suddenly got stuck.
Didn't this kid not be able to leave school not long after he died?It's still daytime, and it hasn't been tanned yet?
He took a closer look, only to find that these few seemed to be different today.
"You..." Chi Jia slowly opened his eyes wide, "Where did this body come from?"
Under the sun, their skins glowed with a lifelike and delicate living luster, not at all the stiff, bluish-white feeling created by the illusion of Yin Qi before.
Chi Jia's expression turned ugly: "Are you eating people?"
"No, no, no! How is that possible!" The little fat man crazily denied it, and took Xie Dannan who was next to him, "Ask Sister Xie, she made this for us!"
Chi Jia looked over.
Facing his usual oppressive cold eyes, Xie Dannan was also under a lot of pressure, she brushed her hair: "Don't get me wrong, we didn't do anything bad."
"Just..." she said, "You guys went out today. Teacher Lu came to class and talked with us about things outside, some customs and habits, food, drink, travel, and clothes... Didn't you ask him to educate us now? society? Then we talked about the fact that there is a kind of activity outside now called... Squeeze to death?"
She imitated the pronunciation of English strangely, her eyes lit up: "I heard that it is to make all kinds of headdresses and clothes, and dress yourself up as various people. You can't even see your original appearance. It's very amazing!"
This young lady from the Republic of China seemed to be ignited with the brightness of life: "Then I thought that since living people can change clothes, it would be more convenient for us ghosts. Why not just change the skin? So I did this."
"..."
Chi Jia: "What are you made of?"
"Paper, the kind in the classroom drawer." Xie Dannan was extremely confident in his craft.
She is a painted skin ghost.
Chi Jia thought of the tattered newspapers he had planned to use to paste the windows, and silently closed his mouth.
To some extent... this girl's talent is beyond heaven.
Xie Dannan said, thinking of some unsatisfactory things, she pushed Lu Shun who was sitting behind her: "If it weren't for your firm opposition, I wouldn't want to use our original appearance. I watched it on our classroom TV yesterday. What's the name of that one... Luo Tianyi's, it's so pretty, I just want to be like her!"
"That's right, it's all your fault."
The rest of them echoed: "I want to get the kind of hair that stands up one by one, it looks very cool."
"I want to make it blue, it feels very energetic."
"I want muscles! Scary ones, yes, like Saiyans!"
Chi Jia: "..."
He couldn't help imagining the scene of these ghosts appearing on the three-dimensional streets wearing two-dimensional characters—awl faces?Afro?Colorful kill Matt?
He looked at Lu Shun, who had a bitter face and was extremely aggrieved, and sincerely sighed: "Thank you for your hard work, and the salary will be raised next month."
Lu Shun: "Hey..." His good intentions were finally understood.
"In the future, you are not allowed to use the equipment in the classroom to watch irrelevant TV dramas and animations casually." Chi Jia announced solemnly.
Ignoring the instant wailing, Chi Jia turned around, pretending not to see Wang Songwei's indescribable expression.
After taking two steps, he suddenly stopped.
Wait a minute...why didn't he think of that?
Painted skin!
He wanted to find a living teacher, but he was worried that these ghosts would scare people away—isn't this a perfect solution!
He turned around suddenly, and asked Xie Dannan with strong pressure and excitement: "How long can you keep wearing this outfit?"
"Well... if you don't do strenuous exercise, it will be fine for half a year."
"Great." Chi Jia heaved a sigh of relief.
I never expected that today's farce-like rape would bring unexpected benefits.
He patted Xie Dannan on the shoulder, and now he felt that this female ghost was also very pleasing to the eye: "From now on, the daily operation of our school will depend on you."
Sister Huapi who was inexplicably entrusted with a heavy responsibility: "???"
"...That's right." Chi Jia glanced at Beiyin who was looking at him not far away, and took two steps back to approach her ear.
"Is there...the kind that can not only change the appearance, but also change the physique?"
He lowered his voice: "The higher one is better."
The author has something to say: Chi Jia: Although the horoscope has not been written yet, I can't help but make plans for who will be up and who will be down in the future^_^
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After finishing the long chapter code, I am tired and paralyzed_:з"∠_, I will send out red envelopes today~
"Master Hu, I really trouble you this time." The man turned his head and said to the old man beside him.
Hu Wenrui shook his head: "Since Mr. Wang said that there are fierce ghosts doing evil here, then the old man must take action. I am a heavenly master, how can I stand by and watch the evil ghosts cause disasters."
The man nodded, admiringly.
The car turned a corner under the cover of green trees, and then bypassed a fountain, and gradually could see the gate of the independent villa in front of it.
Suddenly, the expression on Hu Ruisheng's face changed: "There is Yin Qi!"
Still an extremely powerful evil spirit!
His face darkened for a moment, and he jumped off the car before it stopped.
The man shouted loudly behind him: "Master Hu! Be careful!"
I don't know if it was an illusion, but the temperature dropped suddenly when I stood at the door of the villa.
The man chased after him, and couldn't help taking a step back quietly. The feeling of instant recovery made him shiver.
This... This temperature difference is too weird!
"This ghost's cultivation is so deep!" Hu Ruisheng's expression was serious.
With a formula in his hand, he used some method to quickly open the courtyard door, and rushed in with his foot lifted.
The man was scared, but when he thought of Hu Ruisheng's identity...
Since you brought him, you have to send the old man back in a safe and complete manner.
"Master, wait for me!"
The closer you get, the more intense the Yin Qi becomes, and the temperature is almost bone-piercing in the end.
The man shook his lips and rubbed his arms vigorously.
He could already faintly hear the movements in the house, the miserable cries irritated his eardrums, and he exclaimed, the man's heart tightened, Hu Ruisheng had already taken out a handful of talisman papers from his pocket, and kicked with a serious expression Kick the door.
"Where is the evil spirit! Don't hurt people!"
The movement stopped, and the man rushed into the living room. He thought he would see a horrible scene of ghosts howling and hurting people, but who knew——
He was stunned for a moment.
What is this... for?
Everyone in the room opened their mouths wide open, keeping their sculptures in place.
And the crying and screaming that he heard before came from the mouth of the person rolling over with his body on the floor of the living room.
If I'm not mistaken, this miserable, black-smelling chimney... is it a ghost? !
"You kill me, kill me!" The evil ghost cried miserably while he was stunned, "You vicious living person, you actually gave me black blood wine!... Bah, bah, you're healthy and safe! This kind of cruel and inhumane thing... Let me tell you, there is dignity in being a ghost! You treat me like this—"
Before he finished speaking, the young man who pressed his head chuckled and interrupted him: "How is this done to you, can you still sue me? Call 110? Can the police hear you?"
Chi Jia sneered and taunted three consecutive times: "I have done a lot of evil and wanted to let a living person die for you. In the past, I would not even have the chance to give you a whole soul. Thank you Yin for your contribution to ghost power."
He exerted force with his hands, and a shrill hiss that was not something human could have instantly filled the entire room, and the black mist that was floating around Cui's father's body was pulled up inch by inch by Chi Jia like a radish.
"APP does not allow me to kill, but you are like this, I am too lazy to educate you, get out!"
With Chi Jia's low shout, the whole black mist came out of his body, and was thrown to the ground beside him like garbage, Cui's father's body bounced up suddenly!Soon, he fell back to the ground and gradually recovered his gentle breathing.
Black Mist: "!!!"
He blankly felt the feeling of being stripped naked all of a sudden, and then let out a scream of a little girl being molested, and crawled into the corner of the wall, hugging his fat body and humming.
Who is this person?
So brutal!
So cruel to ghosts!
I don't want to live anymore!
This process happened so fast that the Cui family, Sun Guofang who was touching his hand, and Hu Ruisheng at the door all stood there like geese, their eyes staring straight.
The living room was so quiet that one could hear a pin drop.
...Master Sun is cowardly?The liar is mighty and majestic? !
The Cui family members who were still awake couldn't help but shift their eyes over and over to the two... a little subtle.
The ghost who was beaten to tears... seems not so scary anymore.
And this liar, he's really imposing, huh?
Sun Guofang clutched his bloody arm, recovered from his sluggishness, and thought of what he said along Chi Jia's words when he was dizzy just now, his face flushed immediately.
He glanced at the expressions of Cui's family members, and he didn't care about the shame, and the alarm bells rang in his heart.
... The money you get is going to fly!This doesn't count, where can I get money after my reputation is ruined?
Sun Guofang's thoughts turned quickly, his eyes widened, and his face suddenly changed, showing an expression of disbelief: "You...it's you!"
Chi Jia raised his eyes.
"It was the thing you gave Miss Cui that brought this ghost here!"
His face was full of anger, it really looked like something: "In order to defraud money, you actually lured ghosts to your door first, and then pretended to be misunderstood to stand up to solve the crisis at a critical moment, so that the Cui family will be grateful to you and let you get whatever you want in the future." What a vicious thought!"
It's time for him to turn black and white.
The young and old of the Cui family believed in him based on preconceived ideas, and their original idea of changing Chi Jia's mind was immediately shaken by what he said.
What Master Sun said seems to make sense...
Cui's father did have a lot of problems after Cui Tong took the PSP home last night, could it be...
Wanting to step forward to thank Chi Jia, she stopped.
Sun Guofang let out a sigh of relief.
For so many years, he has been able to walk among many rich people as a master of metaphysics. It is not only because of "phoenix blood", but the art of trying to figure out people's hearts and language is what he is good at.
He strikes while the iron is hot: "For the dead ghosts, the origin is evil. I don't know where you were trained, but for mere money to make Mr. Cui suffer so much, I can't say that I will clean up the door for the metaphysical world here today!"
Chi Jia was taken aback by his black-and-white kung fu, and laughed angrily: "Did I hire it?"
"It's not who you are! I've seen your ridiculous PSP today, there is no doubt that it is entangled with Yin Qi, and there is this one beside you!"
Sun Guofang's eyes flashed, looking at Beiyin's perfect face that was not human-like, he argued: "In addition to being ugly, evil spirits also have some incomparably beautiful things that will confuse strangers, just to seduce ordinary people who don't know the situation. People! Tell me, with his appearance, no one will believe that he is a human!"
Although it is true that Beiyin is not human to a certain extent...but his current body is really warm and angry.
Isn't this damn old man jealous of Beiyin's beauty?
Chi Jia raised an eyebrow.
Wang Guofang was still persevering in taking all the credit for herself: "The evil ghost you have attracted is full of resentment, if I hadn't used the 'Phoenix Blood' to suppress its negative pressure, once you lose control, you, the caster, will be backlashed! There is an exorcism talisman, do you know how precious this talisman is? Don’t say it was used in the past, even if I took it out, I would not be willing to take it out. If it wasn’t for Mr. Cui, why would I waste it so much today!”
As he spoke, he shook his head and sighed, with a very sad look: "Forget it, liars are deceiving people these days. Ms. Cui and Mrs. Cui don't believe me, and I can't help it. I just hope that there will be less heretical things in the future..."
He sighed for a long time: "I am really saddened by the future of the metaphysical world."
He made a show of hypocrisy, and the Cui family members were even more shaken when they saw his upright face.
Although Sun Daochang's performance just now was a bit embarrassing...but he has a good reputation.
Could it be that, as he said, it was the young man who summoned ghosts and put on a play in front of them?
Sun Guofang kept his face up to the sky, but he watched secretly from the corner of his eyes, feeling proud.
So what if it was you who exorcised the ghost, and I won the credit for it in a few words, and I must make this kid who dared to teach me like a teacher suffer a little later...
"—you fart!"
Before he could happily finish his little calculations in his mind, there was a sudden roar of anger at the door.
Everyone was shocked and looked towards the door suspiciously.
I saw an old man with white beard and hair staring angrily, rushing towards this side with great momentum: "Where did you come from a liar, and you are talking nonsense here! What kind of ghost exorcism charm!"
He slapped the yellow paper he picked up on the ground in front of Sun Guofang: "The 6-character face does not have a tail, you are trying to recruit ghosts!"
Sun Guofang was stunned, looking at the finger poking in front of him in the blink of an eye: "Who are you...?"
More than one came, and the middle-aged man behind the old man followed closely, but went directly to Chi Jia: "Master Chi, why are you here!?"
"Wang..." Song Wei?
Chi Jia was surprised: "You..."
The man hurriedly explained respectfully, "The Cui family has some friendship with me. I heard that Cui Sheng is not good a few days ago. I suspect that it has something to do with dirty things, but their family has never believed this before. They have no way to do it, so they entrust us to replace it." He's looking for some heavenly masters."
"By the way," he raised his chin towards the man who introduced Sun Guofang, "Huang Song, you know about this, right?"
"Old Sun, this...is this?"
Huang Song keenly sensed something was wrong from Wang Songwei's attitude, and walked over hesitantly: "You know him?"
Wang Songwei stared: "What do you know! This is Master Chi!"
He immediately turned his head and gave Chi Jia a sly smile: "They haven't heard about your deeds, so don't pay attention."
This attitude! ?
Huang Song gasped.
He knew Wang Songwei's status and wealth, and he said he was talking with their peers, but in fact, the Wang family's property was not at the same level as theirs, and even he respectfully called him a master...
He remembered that he had to ask the security guard to drag Chi Jia away, and he broke out in a cold sweat.
Not to mention the Cui family, who were overwhelmed by this sudden reversal of the situation.
"You little bastard! It is the existence of people like you in our metaphysics world that ruined our reputation!"
The old man's scolding filled the quiet and delicate atmosphere.
"Who are you! Why are you scolding me!?" Sun Guofang looked inexplicably aggrieved.
The old man's hand fell on his head like a cattail fan. He wanted to resist, but every time before he stretched out his hand, the other party slapped his arm first like a prophet, and it was already numb.
"I warn you!...Ouch, you hit me again...I, I am the honorary director of the National Taoist Association! You are too presumptuous!"
The personal attacks stopped.
Sun Guofang hurriedly dodged away.
Thinking that his identity had played a role, he was just about to say a few more harsh words, but suddenly he heard the old man suspiciously say: "National Daoist Association? Honorary director?"
He looked at Wang Songwei up and down, suddenly sneered, went up and continued to beat him: "Who are you kidding me! There are 160 members in the National Taoist Association, and I know all of them, let alone only [-] honorary directors. What do you say Are you Su Yangping or Yang Qin? Why have I never seen someone like you before?"
"Ouch...you, why do you say I'm lying!...who are you!"
On the other end, Wang Songwei greeted Chi Jia and asked about his daughter's situation, and even took the time to reply: "Mr. Hu, Hu Ruisheng, the president of the National Taoist Association."
Sun Guofang: "..."
Sun Guofang: "!!!"
The Cui family's searchlight-like eyes immediately fell on him.
Isn't it awesome, has the president of the Hanyang City Road Association met the president?
Why is it that the president, the old man, is standing in front of you now...but he is blinded?
Sun Guofang, who was exposed as a liar and was cast aside by the crowd, pulled the corner of his clothes, sat in a corner of the sofa dejectedly, and confessed honestly.
"My real name is Sun Guofang...the one with the cursive initials."
Speaking of this name, a hint of embarrassment appeared on the face of the man with the Chinese character Fang Gang.
"I was originally from Jilong. I drifted north to work in the imperial capital, but I have earned a lot of money for many years. I don't have much savings. I can't afford a house, and I can't even get a wife..."
So I started thinking about it.
He doesn't know anything else, and he is uneducated, but he has practiced in society, and his ability to observe people's words and talk to them is perfect.
So when he saw the "Tiekouzhiduan" shop while visiting a certain market, the light bulb in his mind went on with a "ding".
What is the fastest way to get money?Liar!
He checked the information and learned something by himself, and then pretended to go to a Taoist temple for a few months and learned a little ghost painting talismans to bluff people, and then he declared himself a teacher.
He found that the chairman of the Hanyang City Taoist Association was only one letter away from his own name, so he hurriedly changed his name and packaged himself as him, so he debuted in the C position.
"I never thought I would be so successful at first..."
Originally, he just wanted to earn some food money from ordinary people, but after meeting a rich man once in a while, he stumbled into the upper class by mistake, and became more and more prosperous, and his net worth also increased. Now he earns a single , but I never dared to think about it in my whole life.
...But today I met a real evil spirit.
"You pretended to be President Sun, and you haven't been discovered until now?"
Sun Guofang touched her head and sighed: "Hanyang is far away from here...and every time I finish my work, I ask the client to keep a low profile, just introduce it to friends, don't make too much publicity, so I didn't overturn the car."
When Chi Jia heard this, his heart moved.
This... is a talent.
He has been in the market for many years, and has been in contact with people of all kinds. He can please the rich at the top, and get close to the common people at the bottom.
——Thinking that the school is about to expand students, things must be messy and complicated. Isn't there just a lack of someone who has seen the world and can handle any situation?
Changing his mood, he was treated as an employee instead of an opponent who robbed him of his money. The more Chi Jia looked at him, the more satisfied he became.
Look at this upright face, how easy it is to make people believe in dependence.
Look at those big black eyes, how calculating and shrewd.
"Hey." Chi Jia was itchy and called him from across the sofa, "Actually, let me see you, your level of metaphysics is not bad."
Sun Guofang: "???"
This kid was hurt so badly by himself just now, and he suddenly said this?
There is a conspiracy!
Chi Jia smiled: "Do you want to be a real master?"
The Cui family, Huang Song, and Wang Songwei: "..."
Master Chi, what happened?Could it be that he was also possessed by a ghost?
Chi Jia didn't pay attention to their expressions at all, and induced Sun Guofang: "Your identity has been exposed now, and you won't be able to get along in this business in the future, but—"
He spread his hands: "You can learn from me."
"You have also seen that I have real talents. If you are willing to follow me and study hard, maybe after two or three years, you can still come out and make a lot of money."
Sun Guofang didn't believe it: "Follow you? I'm afraid you'll wear my shoes to death?"
"How could it be?" Chi Jia smiled kindly, took out his business card and stuffed it into his hand, "Look, I'm a formal unit here, if you come here, you can enjoy the treatment of the career establishment, although it's not as good as you earn as a liar I have a lot of money, but the advantage lies in stability, good social status, and ability to learn.”
Sun Guofang took it over and took a look, and saw the large characters of "Difu 985" on the paper.
Sun Guofang was surprised: "What kind of place is this? There is a university in the underworld?!"
Wang Songwei next to him rubbed his forehead, feeling that this scene seemed familiar.
Not only him, but everyone else who heard Sun Guofang's words opened their mouths wide and ate a whale.
They now know that Master Chi is not a liar, but because of his ruthlessness towards that ghost just now, it turned out to be the headmaster of a lot of ghosts?This is too incredible!
"Why not?" Chi Jia said seriously, "Society is progressing, and the underworld is also advancing with the times. Do you expect a bunch of ghosts who died in unknown years and months to guard their primary school education to increase the management pressure on the underworld?"
He educated: "I can understand the idea of people like you who love money, but think about it, being a human being requires not only the desire for money, but also loftier ideals! Otherwise, when you look back on your life after a hundred years, you will Regret not doing meaningful things in this life! Becoming a slave to wealth! Don’t you want to leave your shadow in the modernization process of the underworld, and leave your colorful life!?”
With such a loud voice, Sun Guofang only felt dizzy: "But..."
He is a living person, why does he want to live forever in the underworld?
Chi Jia didn't give him a chance to refute, and interrupted: "No, but! Although you entered this industry for money at the beginning, but you have worked for so many years, haven't you really become interested in it? Think about it, join With us, you can carry out feudal superstition activities unscrupulously as a public official! No one will think you are a liar again! Our employees are all advanced masters, you can follow them to learn at will, when Shi Cheng will come out to meet you Shan, make a lot of money with real knives and guns! ——Such a good thing, who else can provide it to you except me!?"
Sun Guofang couldn't help it...a bit of a wavering heart.
Chi Jia: "We still have weekends and weekends, employee travel, paid annual leave, and a lot of them!"
Continue: "Besides, our school itself has a very high threshold for recruiting students. If you are not familiar with the yin and yang industry, no matter how much you ask me, I will not give you a chance. You can think about it. If you miss this village, You will never come across such a good store again in your life.”
Sun Guofang: "...Okay! Stop talking!"
He knelt down completely, slapped his thigh and said, "I'll go!"
"Wait for me to pack my luggage and report to you today!"
Everyone: "..."
Witness the miraculous MLM scene?
A silence.
After a long while, Hu Ruisheng, who was listening thoughtfully from the beginning to the end, stroked his beard and said hesitantly, "Excuse me, is there any shortage of students in your school?"
*
After finding a steward and heartbrokenly rejecting Hu Ruisheng's request to join, the president of the National Taoist Association, Chi Jia prepares to return to school.
"The school has a lot of things to do these two days and is busy. After a few days of free time, I will definitely take it to visit."
Hu Ruisheng didn't mind, he stroked his beard and smiled: "No hurry, no rush, as long as Principal Chi is free."
"However..." A trace of doubt suddenly appeared on his face, "Principal Chi is such a powerful celestial master, he shouldn't have no reputation in the industry... To be honest, I always think you look familiar."
Chi Jia remained unmoved, and continued to smile: "That must be your misreading. If I meet a famous person like you, I will definitely remember it very well."
Hu Ruisheng shook his head and said with a smile, "It's just my memory."
Chi Jia was calm on the surface, and said goodbye politely: "Well, things are almost the same, I'll go first."
Mr. Cui hasn't woken up yet, but if someone like Hu Ruisheng is around, he doesn't have to worry about calling his soul back.
He took another look at the stand-in who was still huddled in the corner: "By the way, I entrust you to deal with that guy too."
Although he said that he accepted students who had never done any evil, but wanted innocent people to take the blame for him so that he could continue to live without reincarnation, it would be good not to kill him.
When Chi Jia wanted to leave, Wang Songwei naturally wanted to see him off: "Master Hu still has things to do here, so I'll take you back first."
Watching their backs, the Cui family, who had held back for a long time, finally found a space to speak.
"He said he has something to do with the underworld, is it true or not? These days...they still go to university!?" A young man from the Cui family said in disbelief, his three views were seriously broken.
"But Uncle Wang respects him so much, it doesn't seem like a fake..."
Cui Tong bit his lip: "Master Hu, what do you think?"
The old man turned around with his hands behind his back, although he still had a smile on his face, compared to before, there was a little more distance and remoteness: "Really, I know this person, he is a..."
He sighed with a smile and didn't say anything more.
Hu Ruisheng's status is extraordinary, and it stands to reason that people of the Cui family's level are not qualified to get acquainted with him. Hearing what he said, these people stopped immediately.
"So there really are ghosts and the underworld!" one person sighed.
"We will have a good relationship with Master Chi in the future." Mother Cui said suddenly.
"Xiaotong, we offended him this time, if you find an opportunity to come to the door, you must apologize."
After all, it is the mother of the family, and thinking about it in the long term, what level of celestial master like Chi Jia who can communicate directly with the underworld should be?If you can help them, you will be in hell in the future...
Having been wealthy in one life, one naturally wants to have a few more lives.
Cui Tong nodded, looking at Chi Xia's disappearing figure and him... the man next to him, he couldn't help biting his lips.
Sure enough, it made Master Chi and the others angry. They didn't accept the card they wanted to send just now, probably because they didn't want to have anything to do with their family.
Cui Tong was very depressed.
She is obviously a living person, what happened to the waiter at the milk tea shop that day, she missed the chance to strike up a conversation and offended the master.
I will never believe what others say again.
Leaving aside the Cui family's own thoughts, on the other side, Chi Jia and Beiyin had already boarded Wang Songwei's car.
Beiyin looked at Chi Jia who was resting on his shoulder with his eyes closed, and suddenly asked, "Do you know that Hu Ruisheng just now?"
"Well." Chi Jia whispered, without letting Wang Songwei in front of him hear, "It sounds like there are a lot of Taoist priests and monks in the country, but there are only so many who are really capable. They have all registered, and they don't see each other when they look up. How many have heard of it."
He is not familiar with Hu Ruisheng, but he met him from a distance when he participated in an exchange meeting a few years ago. He was famous. Although he was in the limelight at the time, he was too lazy to deal with people. Nest in the corner did not go up to say hello.
"Maybe it's because I saw me at that time." Chi Jia didn't know that he had lost his horse, so he didn't care much.
Beiyin lowered her eyes: "Then why didn't you let him know?"
Or, don't you want to have too much involvement with this world...
Chi Jia glanced at him strangely: "Is this not nonsense?"
His tone was full of "Why don't you understand this": "Who was I before? A well-known figure in the circle, if he knows that I am a living king, now I have washed my hands and changed my face, and become the principal of the ghost. How do you mess around in the circle?"
Beiyin: "..."
Chi Jia sighed deeply: "The boss can't lose face."
Beiyin: "..."
It's that he thinks too much.
*
When they arrived at the school, Chi Jiayou got Wang Songwei to go in to visit his daughter, watched him marvel at the newly built fence, and passed on the PSP that he was about to return just now as a gift to him.
"Parents' welfare." Chi Jia said: "This is a good thing, and I will keep it with me in the future, and all ghosts will not invade it."
Wang Songwei immediately put it away carefully, his posture was not like holding an outdated PSP with a corner worn out, but rather like treating priceless jewels.
As a result, Chi Jia looked around, but couldn't find those few in the school.
"Where did it all go..." He frowned.
Just as they walked to the school gate again, there was suddenly high and low cheers from over there. Then, the last time I went to the Wang family's ancestral house, I was spotted by the little fat man, and later Wang Sunwei gave them a luxury car as a school bus. The main road came in.
The ghosts above were doing all sorts of weird poses, shaking their hair, throwing their headscarves, thinking that they were in various coquettish and unrestrained poses.
The car stopped slowly.
Chi Jia went up and knocked on the car door: "Are you planning to take the path of buffoons, performing arts to make money for the school?"
The little fat man took off the seaside straw hat that he got out of nowhere, and winked at Chi Jia: "Hey, principal, don't you think we all look very handsome today?"
"..." Chi Jia remained expressionless, "I don't think so, come down."
The few ghosts who had been splashed with cold water got out of the car disheveledly.
Chi Jia saw that even the old man Huang had changed into a beach shirt of unknown age, and couldn't hold back: "What the hell did you guys do?"
The little female ghost came over and tugged on Chijia's trouser legs: "Brother principal, don't be angry, I think it's too boring here, so everyone went out to play with me."
The parents were still standing by the side, Chi Jia couldn't get angry with her, so he took a deep breath and said, "Don't be an example, you don't have enough Yin Qi now, it's easy to go out rashly..."
and many more.
Chi Jia suddenly got stuck.
Didn't this kid not be able to leave school not long after he died?It's still daytime, and it hasn't been tanned yet?
He took a closer look, only to find that these few seemed to be different today.
"You..." Chi Jia slowly opened his eyes wide, "Where did this body come from?"
Under the sun, their skins glowed with a lifelike and delicate living luster, not at all the stiff, bluish-white feeling created by the illusion of Yin Qi before.
Chi Jia's expression turned ugly: "Are you eating people?"
"No, no, no! How is that possible!" The little fat man crazily denied it, and took Xie Dannan who was next to him, "Ask Sister Xie, she made this for us!"
Chi Jia looked over.
Facing his usual oppressive cold eyes, Xie Dannan was also under a lot of pressure, she brushed her hair: "Don't get me wrong, we didn't do anything bad."
"Just..." she said, "You guys went out today. Teacher Lu came to class and talked with us about things outside, some customs and habits, food, drink, travel, and clothes... Didn't you ask him to educate us now? society? Then we talked about the fact that there is a kind of activity outside now called... Squeeze to death?"
She imitated the pronunciation of English strangely, her eyes lit up: "I heard that it is to make all kinds of headdresses and clothes, and dress yourself up as various people. You can't even see your original appearance. It's very amazing!"
This young lady from the Republic of China seemed to be ignited with the brightness of life: "Then I thought that since living people can change clothes, it would be more convenient for us ghosts. Why not just change the skin? So I did this."
"..."
Chi Jia: "What are you made of?"
"Paper, the kind in the classroom drawer." Xie Dannan was extremely confident in his craft.
She is a painted skin ghost.
Chi Jia thought of the tattered newspapers he had planned to use to paste the windows, and silently closed his mouth.
To some extent... this girl's talent is beyond heaven.
Xie Dannan said, thinking of some unsatisfactory things, she pushed Lu Shun who was sitting behind her: "If it weren't for your firm opposition, I wouldn't want to use our original appearance. I watched it on our classroom TV yesterday. What's the name of that one... Luo Tianyi's, it's so pretty, I just want to be like her!"
"That's right, it's all your fault."
The rest of them echoed: "I want to get the kind of hair that stands up one by one, it looks very cool."
"I want to make it blue, it feels very energetic."
"I want muscles! Scary ones, yes, like Saiyans!"
Chi Jia: "..."
He couldn't help imagining the scene of these ghosts appearing on the three-dimensional streets wearing two-dimensional characters—awl faces?Afro?Colorful kill Matt?
He looked at Lu Shun, who had a bitter face and was extremely aggrieved, and sincerely sighed: "Thank you for your hard work, and the salary will be raised next month."
Lu Shun: "Hey..." His good intentions were finally understood.
"In the future, you are not allowed to use the equipment in the classroom to watch irrelevant TV dramas and animations casually." Chi Jia announced solemnly.
Ignoring the instant wailing, Chi Jia turned around, pretending not to see Wang Songwei's indescribable expression.
After taking two steps, he suddenly stopped.
Wait a minute...why didn't he think of that?
Painted skin!
He wanted to find a living teacher, but he was worried that these ghosts would scare people away—isn't this a perfect solution!
He turned around suddenly, and asked Xie Dannan with strong pressure and excitement: "How long can you keep wearing this outfit?"
"Well... if you don't do strenuous exercise, it will be fine for half a year."
"Great." Chi Jia heaved a sigh of relief.
I never expected that today's farce-like rape would bring unexpected benefits.
He patted Xie Dannan on the shoulder, and now he felt that this female ghost was also very pleasing to the eye: "From now on, the daily operation of our school will depend on you."
Sister Huapi who was inexplicably entrusted with a heavy responsibility: "???"
"...That's right." Chi Jia glanced at Beiyin who was looking at him not far away, and took two steps back to approach her ear.
"Is there...the kind that can not only change the appearance, but also change the physique?"
He lowered his voice: "The higher one is better."
The author has something to say: Chi Jia: Although the horoscope has not been written yet, I can't help but make plans for who will be up and who will be down in the future^_^
[Today is the home court of the ingenious thank you sister]
【Whatever you want to look like, just order it, one set a day, give you permanent beauty】
After finishing the long chapter code, I am tired and paralyzed_:з"∠_, I will send out red envelopes today~
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