I beat all the ghosts who failed the exam

The night wind in early September still carries the residual temperature of hot summer, and it feels muggy as if it will rain in the next moment.

The door of the convenience store on the street rang "Ding Lang", and a person came out from the inside. He had fair skin and a slender figure. His red phoenix eyes were set against shallow lying silkworms, and he had a three-point arc even without smiling.

The little cashier girl sent it to the door reluctantly, still waving at him: "Go slowly, welcome to come next time..."

"Look at your youthful look." The older woman inside walked up to her and joked with a smile, "Seeing how handsome he is, my eyeballs are going to stick."

The little girl blushed when she said it: "Sister Li..."

"It's fine, I won't talk about you, but this guy is really good-looking. If my daughter is not young, I would want him to be my son-in-law."

The two laughed and walked back to the store. The little girl looked back again, and the figure of the man had completely disappeared into the night.

She sighed wistfully.

Good-looking is good-looking, it's those eyes... For some reason, when they meet each other, it's like falling into a cold deep well, and my whole body trembles.

In the end, I didn't even dare to ask the name...

She rubbed her toes and closed the door remorsefully.

At this time, the person she cared about had already passed two blocks.

Chi Jia took out her phone and checked the time.

It was midnight now, and the scattered figures on the empty road disappeared completely as he walked further and further away.But his footsteps were still steady, as if he didn't pay attention to the fog that was gradually rising around him.

Chi Jia tore a lollipop, stuffed it into his mouth, and made a call: "Hello?"

"Why don't you answer my calls!" The boy's clear voice was full of anger.

"Oh, I didn't hear you after turning the phone on silent." He lazily leaned against the wall of the alley.

The voice tensed instantly: "Are you picking up the job again?"

"Um……"

"Didn't I tell you not to do it recently, I figured out that you have—"

"It's a bloody disaster." Chi Jia hurriedly interrupted when he heard that he was going to make a long speech, pinching the space between his brows with some headaches.

"Don't talk about it, it's over for me here. Besides, you said before that you can't count my fate, maybe you made a mistake?"

The other end was stunned: "You, you don't believe me!? I'm Maidao..."

"——Mai Dao's most talented descendant in the past century, who knows the world well. I know, but I also promise you that this is the last order of this month. I have to eat."

He took a breath: "Don't worry, nothing will happen..."

"what--!"

A sudden scream interrupted him.

Chi Jia's body tensed up instantly, and her sleepy gaze suddenly turned sharp, almost burning someone's eyes.

"Hello? What's wrong with you? Something happened?!"

"I'll call you later." He didn't care about the voice of "Hello", quickly hung up the phone, and ran towards the direction the voice came from.

"Is there anyone! Help!"

The girl's scream broke, as if she had seen something extremely terrifying. The distorted horror and extreme shrillness made one's hair stand on end.

Chi Jia slowed down, frowned, and made a shape that looked like a lotus but not a lotus with her drooping hands.

As the distance got closer and closer, I could already hear the sound of hurried footsteps, staggering in a mess, as if I was being chased by something in panic and despair.

A faint cloud came over.

He sighed: "I'm not looking for trouble on my own. It's all delivered to my door. I can't just ignore death."

Although he was helpless, his eyes quietly lit up, which was a kind of excitement in anticipation of something.

"It seems that today's supper is settled."

How about a little extravagance when I get home later, a bowl of braised beef and Laotan sauerkraut?

Chi Jia raised the corners of her lips and turned lightly into the alley.

Zhou Yi never thought that she would encounter such a thing.

The rapid breathing caused her chest to rise and fall sharply, and the white light in front of her eyes, coupled with the fog, made her see almost nothing clearly.

But she just knew what was following her.

The sticky, wet shade, the lingering stench of tarsal maggots, and the horrific breath follow in the shadows behind...

Snot and tears covered her face, her legs seemed to be filled with lead, and her physical strength was rapidly draining from her body.

She can't run anymore.

The woman raised her face in despair, and screamed with the last bit of strength: "Help—!" She didn't want to die!She wants to go home!

Three steps away from her, a dark figure suddenly opened a thin opening, and the bloody red sawtooth pierced half the size of her head, and rushed towards her back with a shrill cry. !

Just at this juncture...

"Zheng!"

There was a buzzing sound in the sky, and it came whistling with the sound of thunder and golden spears!

The end of the call for help was instantly overshadowed!

Zhou Yi stopped in her tracks, and stared blankly at a horrified silver streak that rapidly expanded in her field of vision, as if it was coming from the sky tore through the night, and it slashed to her back in an instant!

Before the black shadow had time to react, it was split in half by the white light.

It opened its mouth wide, let out an unwilling and mournful howl, and just stretched its fingers to the sky, its stretched body turned into a wisp of gray smoke with overflowing resentment.

...no pain, no bleeding.

Zhou Yi's thumping heart seemed to have gone through a bungee jump, jumping so panicked that she almost suffocated, she could only faintly dig out an unbelievable idea from the only thread of reason left——

Are you saved? ?

The mist dissipated like a tide, revealing a figure standing quietly in front of him.

The visitor turned his head slightly, and on his unclear face, only those sharp and indifferent eyes were breathtaking.

She fluttered her eyelashes blankly: "You..."

Before she had time to say anything, the relaxed mood caused her to roll her eyes and simply fainted.

Chi Jia walked over with folded arms: "The starving ghost... No wonder, it's the only one who dares to eat living people these days...Gutter oil, lean meat essence, bleach. Powder, I'm really not afraid of losing my soul."

He didn't seem to think that there was anything wrong with comparing the poor victims of supernatural events to "bad food", so he took out his cell phone and made a call slowly.

"Hey, 110? Someone fainted here... I don't know, I just passed by and saw it... Hurry up, it's not safe for her to be here alone... Well, I got it."

He hung up, squatted down again, and carefully looked at the paralyzed woman: "Black air surrounds the eyebrows, and there are straight lines on the Yintang. With such bad luck, it is unscientific to dare to walk at night without hitting ghosts."

He sighed, reluctantly: "For the sake of the supper money you provided me, I will take care of you for a while."

He got up and took a few steps, leaned against the wall not far away, still holding a lollipop in his mouth, and opened the Tianshi Forum boringly.

The information that the points have been credited into the account immediately "ding ding" with joy.

This thing is something that the celestial masters have produced in response to the trend of the times in recent years. It is divided into several sections: academic exchanges, task releases, points rankings, and strange news irrigation, which facilitates the daily work and life of celestial masters.

Among them, the "Best List" is dedicated to the ranking of young celestial masters under the age of 30, and is comprehensively sorted according to the number and quality of ghosts caught by registered personnel within a year.

Chi Jia's gaze fell on the score bar that was ranked first, leaving behind No.2 by a large margin, and he added a number to the ghost he had just transcended with satisfaction: "3061."

At this time, the comment area under the list has become lively.

[Living Yama's points have increased again? 】

[In the middle of the night, Fellow Daoist is really desperate. 】

[That's why Daoyou Chi has been able to sit firmly on the top of the list for the past five years, which is admirable. 】

There are also quite a few cultivators who are celestial masters, and they can't stop exclaiming at this moment.

[What's so good about this?Although our celestial masters take the task of exterminating ghosts, they are also evil ghosts that are harmful to nature and are difficult to save. Unlike him, he kills one when he sees him. 】

[It smells sour. 】

[I am a personal descendant of No. 20, No. [-], Daoge Zaoshan, so why bother with such an unknown and unsurnamed wilderness! ? 】

[Who knows, maybe the orthodox ones are not as powerful as the weak ones, so it's hard to be jealous? 】

【you! 】

"Tch." Chi Jia hid the slight sneer between his brows.

The spiritual power is weak, and all the younger generations of celestial masters who have passed on some skills in this dharma-ending era are naturally full of vigor.

But Chi Jia didn't bother to care about whether they admired or disliked him, the person who occupied the first place in the "Beautiful Couple List" all the year round. He only cared about how much living expenses the extra points could bring him.

It stands to reason that their celestial masters will not be short of money. Don't look at the excitement in this forum. In fact, the total number of truly capable celestial masters and Taoists in the entire Chinese land is only four figures. If they are scattered, there may not be one in a city. Many high-ranking officials begged and hurried but couldn't see them.

But Chi Jia was an exception.

He never accepts private work, only accepts tasks posted on the forum, and uses points to exchange for the pitifully small rewards, most of which are taken away by the Celestial Masters Association.Even though the people in the forum were puzzled and commented on this, he still went his own way in the past five years, which caused speculations - did he work so hard because he couldn't afford to eat? ...In exchange for living expenses, he actually did the thing of occupying the first place in the "Beauty List" for five consecutive years. It is really outrageous to think about it.

There was the sound of sirens whistling in the distance, Chi Jia patted his clothes and retreated.

He threw away the candy stick casually and turned out of the alley. The lights of the residential buildings on both sides finally added some popularity to the night.

"Zhou Chuansheng also said that I would suffer a bloodbath. It seems that I still can't learn my skills."

He hummed a little tune comfortably, and ruthlessly mocked his only friend: "Next time we meet, I have to persuade him to study harder..."

"Bang!"

Before the words fell, only a loud noise was heard.

Chi Jia didn't even hum, and was knocked to the ground by the flowerpot that suddenly fell from the sky.

At the last moment before he fell into a coma, all he had in his mind was "Fuck".

Zhou Chuansheng had a crow's mouth, and this "bloody disaster" was retribution too quickly...

[Detected eligible objects. 】

[——In five years, 3061 ghosts were scattered, causing a huge impact on the ghosts of the underworld. 1 minute ago, Heaven sent a penalty, and merits must be completed to make up for it. 】

A cold electronic sound suddenly sounded in the unconscious brain.

["New Era of Underworld 2.0—Ten Years of Trees, Hundred Years of People, and Thousand Years of Tree Ghosts" APP was successfully activated. 】

[Binders are requested to work hard to build the "Jifu 985 Human World Pilot", teach ghosts to become talents, and contribute to the construction of a new generation of quality civilization in the underworld. 】

After a pause, it seemed that it felt that its tone was too blunt. After holding back for a while, it added dryly:

【...Come on, dear~】

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"I rely on live broadcast to sell panacea"

Ye Yao, who traveled to the world of comprehension and worked as a pharmacist for 20 years, was reborn again, with a lot of magical prescriptions and small pills.

Ye Yao decides to stay away from his top-notch family for the rest of his life, and make a fortune by live broadcasting "taking medicine".

At the beginning, he sold the "Anti-Taking One-Day Spirit", and somehow became the father of [-] million bald people.

Then he developed "Human Catnip", which quickly became the dawn of life in the minds of countless shit shovelers.

In the end, he accidentally healed the leg of the big boss of the platform who has been in a wheelchair for many years, and thoughtfully presented "A Life of Peach Blossoms" to try to solve the problem of being single for many years for the boss.

By the way, he became a rising star in the medical field.

Who would have thought that soon after, the big boss would parachute into the barrage, and the supreme VIP would show his gratitude (love) to him in public:

【In return, I would like to use all my wealth to monopolize your...】

Ye Yao: "Drug OVO?" Yes!Please feel free to transfer funds by check gold card!

【people. 】

Ye Yao: "...Huh?"

Don't talk too much and win in love. The wealthy father Gong X has an outstanding appearance. Su Shuang is cute and awesome. Su Shuang slaps his face and falls in love.

【If you love him, take medicine for him. 】