[Comprehensive] Every exam must be passed

Since the end of the first Ninja World War, the popular Senju Clan joined forces with the Uchiha Clan to choose a good location with lush flowers and trees and plenty of sunshine in the Land of Fire to establish the Konoha Ninja Village. It has been 60 years since then. up.

Over the past 60 years, small families have come to attach themselves to Konoha.Thinking about the beginning of the war, no one cared about planning the residential land in the village, which led to the flood of illegal construction in the village.

Each family built round, square, one-story, and two-story houses according to their own preferences. At first glance, they are quite distinctive. In fact, if you live in them, you will find that the road conditions in Konoha are intricate. The avenue is fairly clean, and the other paths are wide, narrow, and criss-crossed, like a man-made maze.

However, Konoha's executives may be happy to see the results.When I thought of the spies outside sneaking into the village, getting lost, and wandering around sweating profusely, I felt weird.

Next door to the bustling business district, in an alley between low walls and old second-floor apartment buildings, Uzumaki Naruto, who was going downstairs to buy milk, was blocked by people. He squinted his eyes and looked blankly at the Little boy: "...Who are you?"

"Me." With half-closed dead fish eyes, the little boy handed out the invitation concisely: "Mom asked you to come home for dinner."

"Taya?!" Naruto picked him up with one hand, rubbed him up and down, and laughed loudly: "What are you doing, why are you wearing a mask? Are you imitating Kakashi?"

"There are always people staring at my face at school." After Da Yang explained, he calmly pulled back the mask that Naruto had torn off, covering most of his face.

It turned out to be the case.

Naruto nodded in his heart, there is no way, who called Kakashi masked all the year round, curious people can only try to imagine Lao Tzu's appearance based on his son's face.

Dayang tugged on Naruto's sleeve and said, "Let's go, when I come, eggs... charcoal-grilled pork neck is already on the table."

"Oh oh oh! Then what are you waiting for! Let's go!" Naruto picked up Dayang, tucked it under his arms, guided him precisely, and went straight to Dayang's house like lightning.

***

Unlike Naruto's house, Dayang's house is on the edge of the village, separated by a high wall, is a dense forest, and occasionally even long howling wolves can be heard at night.Although it is far away from Hokage Rock and various shops in the center of the village, the advantage is that it is large and quiet.

but……

Naruto paused, and suddenly remembered the rumors he accidentally heard in school yesterday. It is said that there lived a mysterious witch in this area. If you become a pumpkin, if you trespass into her territory without permission, the white bone claws drilled out of the ground will crush the human skull in one fell swoop——

"boom!"

As soon as he stepped into the entrance, there was an explosion from the door, and colorful ribbons bloomed from the conical firework tube, and slowly floated down on top of his head. "Happy Birthday, Naruto!"

"...Ah?" Naruto touched the top of his head, showing a sudden realization expression.

"Why do you look so stupid? You won't forget your birthday again, right?" Beside the door was Bilika, a housewife in a sapphire blue dress, with curly hair as soft as a crow's feather sticking to both sides of her cheeks. She is a mature woman who has given birth to a baby, but her petite figure, round baby face and bright eyes make her look like a girl.

Birika raised her hand familiarly, pinched Naruto's bulging bearded face casually, and pushed him into the house: "Okay, don't stand at the door, come in quickly. -Taya, give this to brother Bring out the gifts you prepared!"

Naruto's stomach twitched reflexively as the dining table was filled with all kinds of delicacies.

Fortunately, Bilika is very aware of her weaknesses. She probably didn't have the talent to lighten up her culinary skills. Except for the well-baked pastries, other home-cooked dishes are either as bland as if they forgot to add salt, or they are all dark. Tuo coke.

So in today's meal, only the mango mousse cake in the center is completely made by Bilika. The others, the fried dumplings are quick-frozen, the char siu noodles are bought from Yile Ramen, and the smoked fish is Kaka West made in advance in the refrigerator.

——It would be nice if Kakashi was at home every day.

Bilika sighed regretfully, thinking this way, she unconsciously muttered.

"What about Kakashi? Is there a mission?" Naruto asked along, and Billika shook his head: "I was called by the third generation."

"Ah, that old man..." Naruto put his hands behind his head, curled his lips without respect, and wanted to say something else, but the moment he saw the ramen, he forgot what he was going to say: "Yi Le Ramen !Wow, my favorite Ichiraku ramen!"

"Crack!" Bilika knocked off his dog's paw that was about to move: "Go and wash your hands first!"

At the dinner table, Bilika knew that Naruto never had a good meal when he was at home, and always used instant noodles to deal with it, worrying that his nutrition would be unbalanced, so Naruto buried himself in pork neck and smoked fish, and she kept eating. Put vegetables in Naruto's bowl, and it quickly piled up into a small mountain bun.

Naruto said with a bitter face, "I don't like eating grass!"

It's a pity that he was ruthlessly suppressed by Bilika: "I will be constipated."

Dayang stopped his chopsticks speechlessly: "..." Why did you bring up the topic of constipation while eating?

"By the way, now that you have graduated from the ninja school, you will be on a mission like other ninjas, right?"

"Yeah!" Naruto held up his chopsticks confidently, just like Ultraman holding a transformation device: "Look, I'm about to perform an S-level mission, upgrade Jonin, and become Hokage!"

Bilika held her chin in her hands, looked at him with a smile, and added fuel to his imagination: "In that case, the appearance of Naruto will also be engraved on Hokage Rock, right? Every time I go shopping for vegetables, You can see it when you look up."

"Oh! In that case, that fellow Sasuke would have to say: Naruto, you are the most powerful ninja in our class. Hahaha, just thinking about it makes me feel so happy!"

……

The two of them thought further and further away, and the more they talked, the more excited they became. Dayang, who was a big kid, was silently awake alone, opened his mouth, and finally decided not to pour cold water—while Naruto was immersed in delusions, the last piece of smoked fish belonged to him La!

"Ah, Sasuke... is it Uchiha Sasuke?" A vague image of a black-haired little boy appeared in Bilika's mind.

Speaking of which, I haven't seen him much since that incident happened.When she was with Miqin before, she was extra soft and cute.

"That's right, that guy!" Naruto was clearly at odds with him, biting a big mouthful of char siu angrily, and said vaguely: "Kakashi graduated from the ninja school at the age of five, and dragged it until he was 12." , the guy who graduated in the same year as me, how can he have the face to call himself a genius!——Right, Tayang?"

If Konoha Maru was here instead, there must be a layer of low air pressure hovering above his head at this moment.

From the moment Dayang entered school, no, long before that, people around him kept comparing him with his talented father that day.

"Your father has already graduated from ninja school at your age!"

"Tayao is six years old, isn't he? Kakashi was already promoted to Chunin when he was six years old, Tatsuo-chan, let's work hard!"

However, there is only one thing that Dayang is more like his mother: he has a big heart.

He slowly picked up a small bowl and took a sip of Zengtang, and replied: "It's different now than during the war. At that time, there was a shortage of people on the front line, and there was no time for children to grow up. That generation of Chunin who accelerated their maturation may not have the skills you have now. Strength."

He glanced at Naruto's stunned expression, thought for a while, and added: "My mother said it."

Is this kid really only six years old?

Every time he meets his calm dead fish eyes, Naruto, who has been keen on pranks so far, just wants to kneel down and call his brother!

***

As night fell, the pale moonlight replaced the brilliant warm sun, Naruto came out from Tatsuya's house and returned to his small apartment.The light in the room was not turned on, and the moment he took the key and turned the door, a cold darkness rushed over.

Naruto paused, and whispered to the empty house, "I'm back."

Naruto didn't come back empty-handed, he held two gift boxes in his left hand, and a large plastic bag in his right hand, which contained simple processed ingredients and pickled cucumbers and other side dishes suitable for long-term storage.

"They say I don't like vegetables..." Naruto muttered, and finally put the pickled cucumbers and cooked beef into the freezer of the refrigerator.

This year, besides Birika and Kakashi, Dayan also specially prepared gifts for him.

Of the two gift boxes I brought back, one was square and wrapped in beautiful dark blue wrapping paper, and the other was an ordinary rectangular box with a light blue ribbon randomly tied on the outside. The person who wears it wants to tie it into a bow, but the technique is not skilled enough. The butterfly wings are big on one side and small on the other, as if paralyzed.

"This is from Tatsuya." Naruto untied the ribbon, and inside was a book, with a large line printed on the cover: Kunai Getting Started.

ha?

Holding the book, Naruto fell into a battle between heaven and man.

Did Da Yang, a six-year-old kid, also come to laugh at him?Although his grades are not particularly good, he has already graduated from the ninja school anyway!What is the meaning of sending this enlightenment book? !

Naruto turned to the first page excitedly, his eyes straightened instantly. "This, is this—"

He quickly tore off the cover of the book, and sure enough, there was something else inside, the real title of the book was "Intimate Heaven"!

Inside is a small note with Dayang's immature dog crawling characters on it: I stole it from under my father's bed, be careful not to tell my mother.

"Dayang!!" Naruto was moved to tears, and swore to the bright moon outside the window: "Next time! Next time I will definitely guide you to practice sex-seduction!!!"

The author has something to say: the full text is expected to be finished before New Year's Eve~(≧▽≦)/~

【【Considering printing a diary】】

If there is a little angel who wants to start, add another version of Kakashi's fanfare, another version of Qiya's fanfare, and...the kind of fanfare that lets you fly yourself~

If not, I will just think about it and stop writing>

The printing address is on Weibo, ID Boro

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