[Old Nine Gates] The concubine is polite

"Ayan..."

"Huh? If Master Buddha needs anything, just tell Ayan." Li Yan sat sideways on the edge of the bed with a smile like a flower, staring at Master Zhang Dafo with watery eyes and refused to move half a step away.

"I can eat by myself." Zhang Qishan stretched out his hand, trying to snatch the bowl and chopsticks back, but Li Yan quickly dodged it.

"No, Lord Buddha is injured, let Ayan feed you obediently." Li Yan shallowly scooped up a spoonful of rice porridge, handed it to Zhang Qishan's mouth and said, "Come on, ah, open your mouth."

Zhang Qishan lowered his head helplessly, took the spoon in his mouth, swallowed the rice porridge, which was not even a mouthful, and said with a wry smile, "I'll do it myself."

"I told you I'm here to feed you." Li Yan pouted displeased, "Don't tell me you despise my craftsmanship?"

“Rice porridge is good.”

"Then you despise me?"

"How? I despise myself, and I won't despise you either."

It was rare to hear Master Zhang talking about love, Li Yan almost didn't hold back the expression on his face, turned his head and pretended to cough, and said coquettishly: "Since you are satisfied with this, you don't dislike it, then why don't you want me to feed you? "

"I'm used to eating by myself, and my hands are not injured, so I can do it by myself." In order to have a safe meal, Zhang Qishan was forced to start reasoning.

"Your hand is not injured externally, but your whole body is internally injured. The antidote I just took last night, I finally woke up this morning. Am I afraid that you will not be able to hold the bowl if you don't have the strength? Accidentally broke the bowl and chopsticks, what should I do if I add another trauma?" Li Yan scooped up another spoonful of rice porridge and handed it to his mouth, "How can you bear to let me down for my good intentions?"

"...Okay." The meal has risen to the point where he failed his intentions, Zhang Qishan had no choice but to compromise with a sigh, "Can I feed it with a big mouth? Such a small spoonful, I am too tired."

"Didn't I think that your illness is just right, so you need to eat slowly and take good care of yourself. Besides, rice should be eaten little by little in order to be digested well." Although Li Yan replied in this way, he scooped up the rice again. When making porridge, he scooped up a spoonful in cooperation.

"Is there any food? I want to eat vegetables." After eating dry food under the tomb for a long time, even if Zhang Qishan had no desire for food, he still couldn't match the bland taste of a bowl of gruel.To put it more vulgarly, it means "a bird is about to fade out of its mouth".

"It's rare to hear you acting like a baby and wanting to eat food. Unfortunately, I can only reject you cruelly." Seeing Zhang Qishan's disappointed expression when he heard the word "rejection", Li Yan's eyes were full of smiles, "What you need now is At least two days of thorough bowel cleansing, except for warm water and porridge, you can only watch but not taste the rest."

"Then give me the bowl."

"Why? Didn't you just promise me to feed you?"

"Long-term pain is worse than short-term pain. Rather than tortured by spoonfuls, it is better to drink it in one breath."

"Unexpectedly, our wise and mighty Grand Buddha Zhang would still be afraid of eating." Li Yan took out the spoon with a smile and handed over the small porcelain bowl. Seeing that Zhang Qishan was feeling bored when he raised his head, he quickly got up and poured him a glass of warm water, " Come, drink this glass of water too."

"Hey, you two, can you give the single dog a space to breathe? It's just a meal, and I have to feed you, you feed me, have you considered how you feel about the dishes?" Qi Bashou With a banana in his pocket, he walked in with a hippie smile.

"I don't even consider your feelings, let alone the bowls and chopsticks." Li Yan handed the bowls and chopsticks to Erya who came in with Qi Ba, looked up at Qi Ba's brand-new attire, and joked: "Why is Lao Ba dressed up so glamorously today? Will there be a tryst with a beautiful woman later?"

"Where did this tryst come from?" Qi Ba casually chose a seat on the other side of the bed and sat down, just about to break open a banana and taste it but was snatched away by Zhang Qishan, "Hey, my banana!"

"Ma'am, can I eat this?" Zhang Qishan turned to look at his wife pitifully while picking up the banana peel.

Li Yan glanced at Qi Ba who was distressed, nodded at Zhang Qishan and said, "Yes, but you are not allowed to eat more."

"Mrs. Xie is accommodating." Zhang Qishan waved the peeled banana in front of Qi Ba, and before he became angry, he took a few mouthfuls of this unexpected dessert.

"The two of you, husband and wife, will unite to bully me, lock me up here, and now even grab a banana from me." Qi Ba tearfully accused the two villainous couples. Enter a house.

"Eat mine, live mine, what's wrong with grabbing you a banana? Don't even think about it. Your Xiaoman has gone back to the hometown to visit relatives during this time. If you want to go back at this time, who will serve you?" Li Yan Helped to throw away the banana peel, carefully wiped Zhang Qishan's fingers, and then continued to tease: "In my place, there is food for food, people for chatting, and beautiful and handsome men. There are better places here, and you don’t know how to cherish them.”

"You didn't say it earlier when Xiaoman wasn't here. Speaking of which, who gave this kid a vacation and allowed him to go back?" Qi Ba asked in confusion, when will he learn from others whether his own boy is going to stay or not? Where are you going?

"The old mother is worried about his marriage, so she pretends to be sick to trick him to go back. You, the master, don't know how to care about the important things in the life of a half-grown guy?"

"Hey, I'm still single with his master? I'm not in a hurry anymore, he's so much younger than me, what's there to worry about?" Qi Ba felt a headache when it came to marriage. His parents passed away early, and he didn't have time before. After experiencing the pain of urging marriage at home, now from a good friend, I deeply feel what it means to "urge marriage like a tiger".The couple's show of affection from time to time is enough to stimulate people, and now they start with their own servants to completely turn themselves into a lonely single nobleman.

"What's more, if you get married early, there may not be any benefits? Look at our Buddha, a good old man, even eating a banana depends on his wife's face, which makes fellow men I can't help feeling sorry for him."

"Of course you have to feel sad. His wife cares about him because she cares about his health. What about you? Whether you eat bananas or not, no one cares about you at all."

"I think what Ayan said makes sense, old man, it's time for you to find a wife to live a good life." Zhang Qishan patted his brother on the shoulder to persuade him.

"You, you guys, you're too bad." Qi Baqi stood up and pointed at the Zhang couple with an aggrieved face, but Li Yan glared at him, and immediately withdrew his fingers obediently, and retorted softly, "Then, we must Only with the right person can you get out of the singles." After that, she blinked her eyes, her long eyelashes flickering, and to be honest, she was quite pretty.

"Pfft." The man who agreed to say that the mother is the mother, Li Yan couldn't bear to see the delicate appearance of his bamboo horse, and immediately reminded: "Old Ba, you are now a famous single nobleman in Changsha, why worry about it?" Can't find a suitable candidate?"

"I admit that I am a single noble, but I am famous, where does it come from?"

"Changsha's nine families, all the upper three families have wives and children, and the middle three families and fourth masters have wives and daughters. As for the fifth and sixth masters, one with a dog and one with a knife is enough," Li Yan said. At this point, he paused for a moment, and changed his words: "Wrong, it seems that even Liu Ye, who is known as the lonely swordsman, already has a confidante."

"What, you said that the black-backed sixth son also has a woman?" Qi Ba was shocked, and couldn't believe that the Shaanxi swordsman who was drunk all day long would even be favored by a woman one day.

"It is said that it is a brothel girl named 'Aunt Bai'. I also heard it mentioned by one of my subordinates by chance. As for whether it is true, you can go and ask when you have time."

"You think I'm stupid, who would be so hesitant to ask someone about such a private matter?" The only one who can open his mouth to encourage himself to do stupid things is really only this uneasy little Qingmei.

"Aren't you just stupid? You are a fortune teller. Even if you don't ask, according to your ability, you can figure out whether he has such a thing or not, right?"

Reminded by Li Yanyi, Qi Ba suddenly realized: "That's right, why did I forget this skill." But in the next second, Qi Ba sensed something was wrong again, "Is my housekeeping skill just using Are you here to settle this kind of gossip? You are too detrimental."

"Where is it hurtful? Didn't I praise you for your extensive business?" Li Yan laughed and pushed Qi Ba, but turned her head to find her own Buddha leaning on the pillow, with a tired look on her face.Li Yan's heart tightened, and he immediately put away his joking tone, and hurriedly said: "Okay, I don't have time to talk to you, is Second Master okay?"

"Hey, how do you know that I came from the second master?" Ah Yan's eyeliner is too strong, isn't it?

"You and Second Lord live next door, no matter the distance, why don't you visit him first, and then visit my Buddha?"

"Second Master, is he alright?" This question was asked by Master Zhang who finally found a chance to interject.

"Second Master is fine, the trauma was not serious in the first place, now after taking Ayan's decoction, he is still in the mood to write and draw in the room, he looks healthier than you and me." Qi Ba's hands and feet excited Gestures.

"Thank you Ba Ye for your compliment. I only have this little interest, which makes everyone laugh." Suddenly, the second master's warm voice came from outside the door, and Qi Ba immediately stopped talking in fright.

"The so-called indiscriminate right and wrong behind the scenes, otherwise it means that Cao Cao and Cao Cao will come, old man, do you admit it?" Li Yan gloated as Qi Ba curled up and sat beside him.

"Is Master Buddha in good health?" Er Yuehong walked in with gentle steps.

"It's all right, how about you?"

"Thanks to Ayan, I have hope in my heart, and my illness will be cured soon." Er Yuehong pulled the corners of her mouth lightly and smiled, her brows and eyes were less worried, and more gentle and peaceful.

"You look quite different from before, but what happened?" Buddha's eyes were sharp, and he quickly noticed something was wrong.

"My business is not in a hurry, but about the things from the tomb. I would like to ask the Lord Buddha to explain to us a little bit. I heard from Ayan before that this object seems to have a long history with the Lord Buddha's family. Now we finally took it out like this Things, as for how to deal with it, I think it's better for everyone to give their opinions after the Buddha has finished speaking?"

"It's a long story, why don't you wait for the Buddha to rest, and then take the time to explain to everyone?" Li Yan felt sorry for her man. He had just recovered from his illness, and he had to be dragged and wasted by these brothers. Mind to tell some historical stories.

"I'm fine." Zhang Qishan took Li Yan's hand and comforted her: "Don't worry, your man is still very strong."

"Of course don't worry, Lord Buddha, you have the antidote in the human form of Ayan, so you can't be strong if you don't want to?"

"Baye, I finally know why you haven't been able to marry a wife."

"Eh?" Qi Ba looked at Er Yuehong suspiciously, "Why?"

"Because, fortune tellers talk too much."

"..." Second Master, the boat of friendship will turn over as soon as it is said to capsize.

Er Yuehong responded with a smile, I can row the boat of friendship by myself.