[Old Nine Gates] The concubine is polite

"Buddha, do you feel that the second master's behavior is very different from before?" Qi Ba looked at Er Yuehong's leaving figure, feeling a faint worry in his heart.

"Madam's death has dealt a great blow to the second master." Zhang Qishan said in a deep voice, "This visit to the tomb is no small matter, and the inside is quite dangerous. We must protect him well and take good care of him."

This is not the answer I want to hear!Qi Ba turned his head to look at Zhang Qishan dumbfounded, pointed at himself and stammered: "Then, you protect him, who protects me?"

Zhang Qishan threw the information into Qi Ba's arms in disgust, and turned to walk towards his wife who had been innocently missing for most of the day. There is still a very headache that needs to be dealt with.

"No, Lord Buddha, don't open your mouth. I will confess myself." As soon as Li Yan saw Master Zhang's expression, he knew that he was definitely coming to ask him to ask his teacher.

"Hey, Ayan, what have you done to offend the Buddha, and you have such a timid appearance." Qi Ba, who likes to watch other people's gossip the most, sat back on the sofa gloating, ready to watch Zhang Dafoye's family's emotions together dispute.

"You want to die? You just let you go, but you dare to make fun of me?" Li Yan couldn't help but raise her eyebrows when she saw the smirk on Qi Ba's face.

"Hmm." Master Zhang Dafo covered his mouth and coughed.

Li Yan immediately got up and took ginger tea with both hands, respecting her dark-faced husband, lowering her eyebrows and saying softly: "Husband, use tea to moisten your throat."

Zhang Qishan secretly smiled, and immediately recovered his expressionless face, took a sip from Li Yan's teacup, and put the teacup back on the table.

"Actually, I didn't go anywhere." Li Yan whispered aggrievedly.

"Huh?" Master Zhang's eyes turned cold.

"Really, I swear." Seeing that her husband was angry, Li Yan was so frightened that she almost knelt down to admit her mistake, carefully sat sideways on the sofa, raised her right hand and said, "I went to the girl's tomb to worship, and then found that the two Grandpa fell into a robber's hole."

"Pfft, cough cough..." Qi Ba spat out the pastry in one gulp, and patted his chest frantically to help his esophagus which was unfortunately choked.

"Speak well." Zhang Qishan wanted to laugh at first, but when he saw Qi Ba's unlucky state and his wife who obviously had no regrets at home, he suddenly felt that it was necessary to teach his wife a good lesson before leaving. , but can't change the bad habit of liking to run around alone.

"Yes." Li Yan rushed to Qi Ba to compare boxers, and when she turned back to Master Zhang Dafo, she looked like a gentle lady again, and said softly: "Just arrived there, I met the housekeeper who was about to go back, and chatted for a few words I found out that the second master wanted to drive them away, so I decided to keep the housekeeper and Taohua, Lord Buddha, did I do the right thing?" Li Yan blinked at Master Zhang, trying to win back his unconditional love.

"Cough, keep talking." Zhang Qishan tilted his head guiltily, and secretly pinched himself to stay awake.Hey, it's not a good thing to have a beautiful wife at home. If you do something wrong, you will act like a baby and avoid it. Let yourself be beaten or scolded or reluctant, what should I do?

"Housekeeper, I plan to let him stay in the Red Mansion to take care of the second master. The girl and sister are gone, so we can rest assured that there must be someone to take care of him. As for Taohua, I brought her back. For the next two days, let her stay with the second master." You learn to behave, this girl is loyal, and she has grown affection after watching her for so many years, if you just send her back to her hometown like this, I can't bear it."

"Well, you've done a good job." Zhang Qishan nodded in agreement.

Seeing the Buddha's face softening, Li Yan continued his efforts: "When I finished talking with the housekeeper and went to see the figure of the second master, I found that he was gone."

"Then you discovered the anti-robbing hole in the tomb, and you found the second master in the hole?" Qi Ba followed Li Yan's words and expressed his reasoning.

"It was right to discover the burglary." Li Yan smiled awkwardly, and whispered to her finger: "But I didn't go down."

Qi Ba had a look of disbelief: "You didn't go down, so you have been missing for so long? Do you know that when the Buddha and I went to the funeral banquet together, I found that you were not there, and the Buddha's face was dark at that time."

"cough!"

"Buddha, is your throat uncomfortable?" Qi Ba and Li Yan turned their heads to look at Zhang Qishan at the same time and asked at the same time.

"No." Zhang Qishan touched his neck, "Ayan, you continue."

"What are you going on with? There's no story to listen to later." Li Yan looked at her husband who clearly cared about her, but was slow in acting, dumbfounded.

"Why not? It has been more than five hours since Madam's funeral. For such a long time, you have been staying outside the grave? With your character, you are not bored to death?" Qi Ba didn't believe Li Yan. If I can hold on, it is possible that Ayan in the past had a gloomy and dull personality because she didn't get out of her knot, but now Ayan is cheerful and lively, and she doesn't seem to be a master who can endure loneliness and boredom.

"Of course I'm bored to death, so I pulled out all the weeds near the girl's sister's grave." Li Yan replied that she felt good about herself, but now that she thinks about it, if the second master didn't come out at that time, maybe she would die. So boring that even the nearby trees were bulldozed.

"Ahaha, the second master is probably going to be scared to death when he comes out, grass corpses are everywhere. Oh my god, just thinking of that picture makes me laugh to death. I never thought that you, an official wife, would have such hobbies." , I’m really convinced.” Qi Ba laughed uncontrollably, lying on the sofa and refusing to get up.

"Buddha, let's ignore him, let's go, let's go back to the bedroom, I'll pack your luggage for you." Li Yan glanced sideways at Qi Ba who was twitching with a smile, got up and stretched out his arms to Zhang Qishan for a courtship hug.

"Let's go by myself today." Apparently still thinking about teaching Li Yan a lesson, Grand Buddha Zhang was not so easy to coax, and walked out proudly with his hands behind his back.Unbecoming madam, absolutely not to be spoiled.

"Hmph, walk by yourself, be careful not to tire your little ancestor Zhang." Li Yan only dared to complain in a low voice when Zhang Qishan walked out of the study.

"What Zhang Xiaozu?" Qi Ba's ears were sharp, and he didn't hear clearly before, so he caught this key word.

"I'm pregnant, don't you know?" Li Yan asked subconsciously, but then realized, "You really don't know, I just got full moon, remember to give me a red envelope later."

"Pregnant? Are you pregnant?" Qi Ba stared straight at Li Yan's still flat stomach with wide eyes, "Wow, you really got what you wanted now, no wonder Buddha heard Miss Yin say you went The face of the ancestors of the Hong family turned black in an instant. If I were your husband, my face would also be dark, and I would run around with a pregnant belly, and the Buddha deserves to be angry with you."

"You can't say something nice. I've been wronged enough. If I didn't find out that the second master had the idea of ​​committing suicide, how could I ask for trouble and go to the Hong family's ancestral grave to eat the northwest wind? You haven't felt it before." , The ancestral grave of the Hong family is not only desolate and remote, but when there are many people, I don’t feel it, but when you are left alone, it’s scary, and the wind blows so badly that I almost froze to death.” Li Yan's act of pulling weeds was not only out of boredom, but also to embolden himself. After all, it was the original owner who went to the grave and killed someone, and she was just an ordinary good girl in the 21st century.

"Okay, poor good Qingmei, you just wanted to tell the Buddha about this grievance, how dare the Buddha show you face?" Qi Ba sympathetically touched the little Qingmei who was about to become a mother.

"I just didn't want to worry the Buddha, so I chose to follow the funeral without telling the Buddha. I thought it would not delay much time, so I didn't make a confession with Xinyue." Li Yan pouted, with an expression on his face as if Big characters read "Come and comfort me".

"I see you, instead of seeking comfort from me, it's better to go back and reassure your Buddha. You will go to the tomb tomorrow, and the tomb is dangerous. You can't let him go to the tomb and worry about your safety." Right?" I really have a hard life, the seven brothers and one sister of the Nine Clans, it's okay to be unreliable on weekdays, and I have to do my best to help them with housework, but they don't think about it, I am still a single guy, lacking love A single guy who lacks a wife.

"Old eight."

"what happened?"

"I found that you are really reliable when you are serious. You shouldn't have learned about psychology secretly, right? Otherwise, how did you find out that when you talk sometimes, Master Xie can figure out people's hearts?"

Qi Ba smiled wryly: "Are you praising me or hurting me? It sounds like nothing is good."

"Of course I'm praising you. You and the adjutant are the right and left arms of my Buddha. One is responsible for military reinforcements, and the other is responsible for IQ blessing. Well, yes, with you, the Buddha will not be afraid to travel all over the world."

Li Yan patted Qi Ba's shoulder, like a leader affirming his subordinate's posture, and said: "This time I will go to the tomb, I will trouble you a lot."

"No, you asked me like this last time, and you brought Yin Xinyue back. This time you did this trick again. God knows what I asked Buddha to bring back?" Qi Ba felt terrified when he thought about it. , I have a home and can't go back, if I mess up again this time, am I going to not even be able to stay in Changsha?

"What are you afraid of? I have treasures for you. I must keep you and the Buddha safe." Li Yan pointed at Qi Ba with a mysterious expression.

Qi Ba approached curiously: "What baby? It's better to prevent those hair viruses. Those hairs are too weird, and it's easy to get tricked if you're not careful. The last time the Buddha came back with that appearance, it scared us all to death."

Li Yan took out a small bundle from the coffee table in the study room, opened the slipknot, and introduced something casually: "This is Soul Searching. It sounds like a magical name, but in fact there is a female Gu and three Insect eggs, originally a pair of Gu worms were cultivated in my clan, but this nest of strange species was born suddenly. The seniors of my clan had an idea and created such a thing, which is specially used to prevent loss .”

"Why does such a miraculous thing change its taste when you say it out of your mouth?" Because of his family education, Qi Ba has studied Qimen gossip and Feng Shui numerology since he was a child. I'm getting more and more interested in off-the-wall stuff.Regarding the legend of Li Yan's mother clan, Qi Ba had longed for it when he was a child. After all, the rumored witch clan has great powers. The earliest line of research in the world to refine poisons can be called the originator of poison doctors, and because I have learned by analogy, I also have a little research on the art of refining poisons.In front of Li Yan, he is like a new apprentice facing a master who has practiced Taoism for nearly a hundred years, but this master always does not teach his apprentices the knowledge of poison art, and always slanders his family and makes apprentices There is always a sense of disillusionment.

"Because that's the truth, hey, watch it, when you want to use it, you touch this mechanism, then take out the three red balls inside and take it with you. The small balls are filled with insect treasure, and the big ball inside must Don't touch it, that female Gu is very fierce, once it bites you, it won't let go, it's as good as the fifth master's dog."

"Ayan, I'm begging you, you can leave some mystery to your ancestors, if you continue to talk like this, I will despair of myths and rumors in the future."

"Myths and the like are originally left for future generations to decipher superstitions. Well, do you want this thing or not? I'll put it away."

"Yes, of course, of course I want such a good thing." Seeing that Li Yan was impatient, Qi Ba immediately snatched back the iron ball and held it in his arms.However, when he glanced at the baggage in Li Yan's hand, he said curiously: "If there is anything else, you can explain it to me one by one, if you keep procrastinating like this, your Buddha may punish you to sleep on the sofa tonight. "

Li Yan pressed his burden, "Who am I procrastinating for?"

"Okay, it's all for me. Come on, my aunt, hurry up. Time is running out. I have to go back and pack my bags."

Li Yan covered her mouth and smiled, and took out two things from her bag: "That's all three. A box of detoxification pills made with my blood as medicine. There are only two pills in it. Use with caution. There is also one It's the Rainstorm Pear Blossom Needle, I specially put thousands of needles in there for you, to ensure that the enemy you shoot will turn into a hedgehog."

"Forget about this needle, I'm afraid it's easy to pierce myself with my skills, but this detoxification pill is a good thing, can't you prepare more?" Qi Ba ignored the pear blossom needle and only took the detoxification pill. After Maru looked at it carefully, he hid it in his arms with preciousness.

"Do you think I'm a wholesaler or a blood bank? How can there be so much painstaking effort to refine the pills, that's all, that's all, you can figure it out yourself." Li Yan put away her baggage, ready to get up and go back to the room.

"Hey, Ayan, wait." Qi Ba hastily packed up the baby and stood up.

"What's the matter with you?"

"That," Qi Ba was a little embarrassed, "do you still have the amulet?"

Li Yan was stunned, and couldn't help picking up the burden in his hand and hitting Qi Ba on the head, and said with a smile: "I think I am a witch, return amulets, you are a feng shui magician, and what you are best at is drawing talismans and reciting incantations." , the professional Taoist asked the false witch for amulets, isn't this intentionally funny?"