[Comprehensive British and American Drama] Time and Space BUG Repairman

The logic of the life arrangement of the science nerds is well-organized and orderly.

As usual, Howard and Raj came to see their good friend Leonard on a Wednesday afternoon... and spend Halo night with good friend Leonard's roommate Sheldon.

"It's not the night of "Halo", it's the night of "Halo 3"! I don't want to listen to Sheldon's tirade about this anymore!" Howard carefully avoided the people who moved the sofa in the corridor, asked Raj.

Sheldon and Leonard live on the fourth floor, and they have been here all year round as close friends.

"OKOK! As an Indian, I hope to absorb more American knowledge." Raj argued.

Howard stopped, turned his head to prepare his emotions: "Listen to Raj, believe me when Sheldon speaks, 90.00% of his mouth is alien knowledge!"

Raj thought about it for a while: "Cool~! Then I'm also very interested."

Howard was speechless, at this moment he collided with a person holding an oil painting behind him——

"Oh!" Hit by the picture frame, Howard jumped aside while touching his sore shoulder.

He saw the person who bumped into him, a 20-year-old girl with brown hair and black clothes and heavy makeup. She stood the oil painting on the ground, and when she bowed her head, she could faintly see rough waves in her collar.

Howard's searchlight-like eyes, high-IQ brain, precise data reasoning, and tentacles (?) were activated at the same time, and the opponent's "volume" was calculated within one second.

"Wow~~" This is a comment.

The girl's eyes were too naked, and the girl's thought of apologizing quickly disappeared, and she narrowed her eyes: "What are you looking at?"

Howard came back to his senses, at this moment he just noticed her face... written with strong dissatisfaction with himself.

"Eh..." He was a little embarrassed, and hurriedly put down his hand touching his shoulder, and puffed out his numb chest: "Hey girl, do you need Howard's help?"

The other party inspected his slender arms and legs, and suddenly smiled: "Okay."

The girl stepped aside, and Howard glanced at Raj. Raj, who had a communication barrier with women, had automatically switched to the state of "I can't talk to women" and stood silently in the corner.

The little friend is hopeless, Howard walks to the frame, winks at the girl, then picks up the frame——

At the moment of exerting force, his tights made a "hissing" sound of fabric tearing.

Howard turned around with a stiff expression and looked down at his pants...

Then there is no more.

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Leonard took out his sewing kit and helped Howard mend his pants.

"You want to cover up instead of revealing. This should be the first time you have such an idea in front of a woman." Raj, who watched the whole process of the tragedy, gloated.

Howard stabbed his trousers with a tragic face. The crack was relatively large, and it probably took a while to sew it up.

"Wait? You said that the new upstairs is a girl?" Leonard watched the sewing for a while, and suddenly realized.

"It's a girl, a plump girl, a plump girl that makes Howard's pants pop." Raj laughed and added.

Throwing the pants, Howard, who was only wearing underwear, became irritable: "My pants didn't burst but..." He took a deep breath, and the bad friends sat and waited for his rebuttal with playful faces.

"My people don't have a problem, do you know? The problem is the pants! For the sake of appearance, the pants are deliberately cut a little narrower, and the pants look very fit, but the pants are wrapped a little tighter, which is normal. Although there is no problem with walking, once squats or slightly higher leg lifts are performed, the room needs to be enlarged, and the stretching of the trousers is much greater than that of daily walking. In addition, the fabric of the trousers is not elastic, front and rear A piece of sewing thread that wasn’t up to par is causing my problems today!”

He angrily picked up his pants and shook them: "This is a chemical accident related to the material of the fabric! It is also a mechanical situation worth exploring and studying! It has nothing to do with women, you know?"

"Oh Howard Howard Howard~" This nasty voice is Sheldon who has obsessive-compulsive word jumping. He is thin and tall and thinks he is the smartest person, and he is indeed the person with the highest IQ in the foursome.As the one with the lowest EQ, the most outspoken, and the least smoked in the group of four, he took his afternoon tea pudding and said, "Has this blow made you forget your own value? Cracking pants is not a woman's problem. Fashion The question is not a question of chemistry, but a question of physics. There is a famous saying - what you give to life, life will give you back..."

Before Sheldon finished speaking, Raj had an idea and interjected: "So that girl gave you a deep groove in your chest, and you rewarded her with the same deeper groove-your cracked little ass hahaha !"

The three laughed.

Howard took two deep breaths, and couldn't bear it any longer, he jumped up and picked up a sewing needle to gesture at them.

"Hey, be careful Howard, all you have left is your panties, and if it's ripped, you won't be able to wear it!" Leonard, who still had a little conscience, added fuel to the fire.

When "Nurse Rong's Little Black Room" was being played in the room, the door was opened unexpectedly, and at the same time, the voices of two young girls sounded crisply——

"excuse me."

"Hey, can you lend us a hammer and a nail?"

The four genius nerds with outstanding IQs in the room all stood still for an instant, as if they had been shot by sunflower.

The cream of Sheldon's panna cotta was rubbed on Howard's face during the fight, and Raj was pressed on the floor by Howard, who was only wearing panties Sitting on Raj's stomach with a sewing needle and tearing his pants, Leonard took a video with his mobile phone and planned to send it to Twitter later...

Oh, the damn sense of sight of gathering crowds to shoot GV!

The eyes of the two girls drifted away, they said "excuse me" and then silently closed the door and left.

Sheldon was the first to react: "Well, it seems that they apologized for not knocking on the door first, and they understand."

The other three covered their faces with their hands: the only one who doesn't understand is you!

Leonard fantasizes about the possible misunderstandings of the scene just now.

"I don't want to be misunderstood by my new upstairs neighbors on my first day."

Raj and Howard also agreed: "They just came to borrow nails and hammers. They probably need to nail something for moving. We can help."

After finishing speaking, Raj added another sentence: "There are three girls here, and we are going to live under the same roof with them? I am looking forward to it."

Howard wrapped a blanket around his waist, patted his waist and posed in a knight pose: "The equipment is complete! Let's serve the beauties together!"

These two unscrupulous bastards!Leonard groaned.

Compared with "Sex. Howard", "Raj with gynophobia", and "Sheldon, a little virgin with a vicious tongue", Leonard is a normal person.

After bringing all the things together, they accidentally found that Sheldon had also followed, and the three of them were very surprised.

"I thought you weren't interested in that sort of thing?" Howard said.

Sheldon was at a loss: "What kind of thing?"

"You know, it's just..." Howard made a curvaceous gourd shape with a wretched gesture: "Women."

"Of course I know the new neighbor is a woman."

The chicken was talking to the duck, but Leonard couldn't stand it and asked directly, "Sheldon, what are you doing?"

The tone of course: "Do the research. In case they are tap dancers or something, don't you want to rest and sleep for future work?"

"Oh." Howard suddenly said, "From the moment they appeared in front of my eyes, all my work, rest and sleep in my future life have been affected."

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