[Comprehensive British and American Drama] Time and Space BUG Repairman

【Sheldon Cooper】

You are crazy!

The combination of these three words is very familiar to him. Since childhood, this sentence has appeared with high frequency. The speaker is accompanied by a hysterical or sad and helpless expression, which sounds like a little spider in his ear. Furry climbed past.

He never thought that on a certain day and at a certain moment, he would actually use this sentence while facing the TV.

Compared with the world today, his insanity is simply insignificant and not worth mentioning.

Various countries have recently been wary of something as if they are facing a big enemy. This inexplicable situation has already affected the mood of the people for leisure and entertainment.

The number of guards and police forces next to the major landmarks has increased to almost the same level as that of tourists. To the people of the United States of America who are "mutants", it is really nothing to be surprised about.

These days, the reports are dazzling and surging one after another...

"Aliens are Invading Earth!" - New York Times Headlines

"Enough Debates, Aliens Who Can't Run - A Review of the Previous 12 Star Wars Processes" - USA TODAY Editorial Edition

"Recent multi-event mobilization is unusually "active"" - The Washington Post International Edition

"Stark Industries builds a car behind closed doors, and looks at the development of new weapons" - Wall Street Journal anonymously

"The Hulk appeared in New York two days ago, smashed and burned, Dr. Incarnation must have been under a lot of pressure recently~" - "Zhi**Green Fat" Forum

"Food and drinking water in major supermarkets are robbed, aliens help to increase national GDP? "——Facebook red blog sharing

Browsing the webpage with great interest, Shelton heard a knock on the door, and from the rhythm and rhythm, he could not identify any friends who did not belong to him.

Be vigilant and peep through the cat's eyes. Facing the world that has been on a high recently, proper vigilance is very necessary.

Standing outside the door was a strange blond man, tall and burly, about 30 years old. The casual but straight standing posture made Sheldon straighten his back unconsciously. He opened the door and found the length of the two of them. Although similar, the width is significantly different.

Compared with his fragile physique like an iPad, the guest's simple and capable white long-sleeved shirt wrapped a lean body, and his thick arms and waist showed his computer mainframe figure.

"Who are you looking for?" Sheldon asked confusedly and cautiously.

The gentle and friendly face of the strange man had a pure smile of "I'm not a good person".

He sized Sheldon up, looked over his shoulder, and glanced at the room. The boring conspiracy theories about "natural disasters or disasters? On the harm and good news brought about by the increase in New York police force" and other boring conspiracy theories were being broadcast on TV. The whiteboard next to the desk is full of conjectures and theories about the recent alien invasion.

Empty boxes of pizza and other takeaway food are scattered on the ground. Judging from the number, it is obvious that the owner of the room has been staying at home for a long time.

After scanning around, the visitor looked back calmly, and then said: "Instead of wasting time at home with fantasies or listening to the boring news on TV for salary, do you have the willingness to come to S.H.I.E.L.D. as a guest? Director Nick sincerely invites you!" join in."

"This is the most satisfying opening speech I have ever heard in my 29 years of life!" Sheldon's eyes lit up, and he looked at the strange man with joy.

"The new theme of the comic exhibition? Now is not the season to hold i, oh oh!" He suddenly realized: "Could it be added to cope with the recent situation?"

The visitor paused when he heard the words, as if he was trying to understand the meaning of "Manga Exhibition".

Shelton blinked his eyes, and then said self-consciously: "Okay, please come in, are you here to sell tickets?" Then he tilted his head and released a deer-like expectant smile.

The visitor narrowed his eyes at him.

Sheldon's logical thinking is quick and jumping, and his perception of words and emotions is as mentally handicapped as a young deer: "There are four of us, just give us four tickets... It's strange, because the aliens are going to invade, everyone is hiding in the Is it because of the room, you have also fallen to the point of selling tickets from house to house?"

The visitor said nothing, which, in Sheldon's eyes, was tantamount to acquiescence.

He began to sympathize with the big man who supported his family by selling tickets.

Taking out his mobile phone, he began to summon three other friends who were at home.

In the hard days, finally ushered in a ray of awesome holy light.

Long live Comic Con.

"What should I call you?" He just remembered that he hadn't asked the name of the person who came over.

"You can call me Rayburn." Licking the corner of his mouth, the visitor smiled very gently: "Alex Rayburn."

The smile solidified.

Shelton, who has a genius memory, felt that the name sounded familiar. He froze for half a second after searching the relevant content in the hard disk of his brain. The fawn jumping happily in the forest bumped into the big brown bear. He swallowed:

"You're following Connie..."

"acquaintance."

"That evening……"

"it's me."

"We designed and manufactured..."

"Very creative."

"That little hammer..."

"impressive."

"..."

"..."

"...So, are you going to kill me?" He asked anxiously.

Comic show or something, it's just an excuse, right?

"Mr. Cooper." Rayburn said gently, "I just explained my purpose."

Examining the force gap between himself and Rayburn, Sheldon fearlessly called his friends.

No matter where you go, more people are always good.

Yes, he is really not a good person.

You are crazy.

【Tony Stark】

The preparation time passes quickly, people don't know anything about what is coming, and no amount of preparation is blind.

Just when Tony suggested that the director should use the resistance against the mad Hulk as a standard reference after precise calculations, the invasion began naturally and unexpectedly.

Many black holes appeared in various parts of New York, and the twisted and strange things were displayed in front of human beings out of thin air. The pedestrians around instinctively avoided after being surprised. It's like sucking people in.

At that time, he was working with Dr. Bruce Banner on a more efficient and targeted powerful armor. After getting the news, Iron Man rushed to one of the scenes immediately.

Hulk's madness needs to accumulate anger, Hawkeye and Natasha are on the way by helicopter, Thor is wandering with his hammer, Captain America may be changing his tights...

Rolling his eyes at his incomprehensible image, Tony manipulated the armor and fired a single-beam cannon at the black hole casually and tentatively.

The blindingly bright light disappears the instant it hits the black hole, like throwing a tiny marble into a stage curtain.

The eyes of the soldiers who had been standing by for a long time showed disapproval, and then they stared cautiously and vigilantly at the approaching enemy.

This is a channel that can connect to another world—no one knows who informed this information in the first place.

The soldiers tightly held the guns in their hands, their nerves were tense, and their bodies, which were fully armed to the face, began to sweat, and everyone's hearts were in their throats.

Except for Tony Stark, who is floating in the air with his arms folded, adding a bowl of popcorn is a state of waiting for the big movie to start.

The shot just thrown in seems to have caused the opponent to react, and then a creature jumped out of the huge black hole——

one, two...

Unlike any alien species that have been "guests" to the earth in the past, this time the invader has azure skin and scarlet eyes emitting bloodthirsty light. The soldiers couldn't help being stunned for a moment when they first saw this appearance. When seeing the guns in the hands of "they" no less than the earth's technology, the defense began——

I don't know who fired the first shot, and the originally quiet place was instantly dusty, and the two sides exchanged fire, with bullets constantly embedded in their respective bodies.

Some people say that the greatest fear of human beings is the fear of the unknown.

A group of "monsters" with a height of more than two meters, holding heavy weapons, and without a trace of human characteristics poured out of the dark to lifeless space, dozens or hundreds of them.

They roared, screamed, and made meaningless tones in the air with their shrill and hoarse voices, and then frantically raised the weapons in their hands, facing the humans who were firing at them.

They fired the bullets, then skillfully dismantled the guns, replaced the clips with their slender, dry blue fingers, and fired.

The soldiers faced strange creatures, but what hurt them was the military-style weapons they were too familiar with—what the hell was going on?Was the arsenal of any country invaded first? !

A momentary hesitation claimed the lives of several soldiers, when they noticed that a shot to the head would not have dealt with the monsters, when the bullet hit their head or neck it was like hitting the air.

But the well-trained soldiers soon discovered that the position in the middle of the chest was their deathbed.

After a brief one-sided situation, the human side began to take the lead.

Relying on the defensive bunkers they had built long ago, they harvested the lives of invaders from other worlds.

wrong.

Tony, whose face was hidden in the armor, had long since lost his carelessness.

Something is not right.

stop, stop.

Blue skin, far beyond the size of a human.

stop.

No, unlike the previous few times, the battle plan this time is quite thorough.

Even the approximate time was estimated.

Well equipped.

His mind was running fast, and his intuition was roaring at himself.

why?

The advance warning was very timely.

The intelligence gathering was also very smooth.

Shouldn't this be the case?

Put away your suspicious Tony.

Activate energy shield.

Wait, are the weapons they're holding Stark Industries?

God, the look in their eyes...

A penetrating bullet cannot hit the head no matter what.

It's like an inexplicable addition!They are obviously a group of enviable big men with a height of more than two meters.

The middle position of the chest and the right side of the abdomen is the fatal point. It is simply a medical miracle. Are you kidding me?

God, the look in their eyes now...

Feeling dizzy, Tony dropped his arms—I couldn't tell who was human on the battlefield.

If their heights are converted to those of ordinary humans, then the fatal point is equivalent to...

Oh my god!

They are not intruders.

"They" are "they".

"Stop!" Tony rushed into the battlefield.

【Natasha Romanova】

When Hawkeye and Natasha rushed to the Hoover Dam where support was most needed by helicopter as quickly as possible, the fighting there had come to an end.

The dilapidated dam is no longer as strong as it used to be, and the water without shelter pours into the downstream one after another. The rapids of the waterfall make a rumbling sound, even covering up the sound of the battle artillery fire.

"Lin Sheng?!" The female agent quickly surveyed the situation, and accidentally found a person who should not be here under the stone wall.

She ran a few steps and stood beside the girl, pinned her neck and suppressed the girl who was standing stupidly as a live target to the ground, avoiding accidental injuries from a few stray bullets.

"Aren't you supposed to be at the SHIELD headquarters, why did you come here?" The stunningly beautiful red-haired female agent asked loudly amidst the sound of gunshots.

The girl lying on the ground said nothing, unable to see her expression clearly.

Relying on her decades of spy instinct, Natasha keenly sensed something was wrong.

She raised her head abruptly, and the cracks across the dam came into view. The scorched and deep wounds caused dust and gravel to fall continuously. On top of the dust and smoke, the corner of the dam was finally overwhelmed, followed by huge boulders. , she heard Hawkeye Barton's shout behind her——

"Tasha, get out of here!"

With her own strength, she is fully capable of avoiding the boulder before it hits her, and Natasha can even have time to complain about Button's fuss.

But she didn't.

Whether it is due to the impact on the battle situation, understanding of the alien world, sense of responsibility to human beings, or desire to protect the weak - she should have a more important and wise choice.

Before the shadow brought by the corner of the dam completely enveloped her pupils, Natasha pulled Lin Sheng up with all her strength, and pushed her to a safe place beyond the drop point of the boulder.

This also means that her own time stays here forever.

【Clint Francis Barton】

Although preparations and defenses were made in advance, when the aliens with grimacing faces came out of every landmark building, the frustrated word "caught off guard" was as cruel and ruthless as the sickle that tore the throat in the hands of the god of death.

It was a day that was worse than a bad day.

He watched helplessly as his partner was crushed to death by a boulder.

Then, he watched helplessly as the girl who was rescued with her life got up from the ground unhurriedly, with a triumphant smile on her face that had no hidden intentions at all.

He had never hated his extraordinary eyesight so much.

Not far away, the exchange of fire between the two sides was coming to an end, and the surviving soldiers and alien creatures were exhausted.

Looking at it now, it will be a matter of time before the invasion is stopped, but the price is too tragic.

Barton drew an arrow from the quiver, put it on the bow and drew it fully.His face was icy cold, and his eyes were fixed on the girl who had stood up and was slapping off the dust leisurely.

"Who are you?" He asked word by word.

Hearing this, the corners of "Lin Sheng"'s lips curled into a curved arc, just now she was weak and helpless as if it was a hallucination, "she" moved her legs slightly, as if she had changed to a more familiar and comfortable standing posture, proud of herself. His expression spread to the corners of his eyes and brows.

He raised his head high, with a posture as if he was in the world.

This kind of pride and arrogance in his bones is definitely not what Lin Sheng would have.

His fingers were tense on the bowstring, and Barton used all his self-control to not let go in the next second.

"Again, who are you?"

Turning a blind eye to this threat, the other party walked towards him instead, walking leisurely.

Barton suddenly had a question, "Isn't what I'm holding up a bow and arrow but a video camera?"

The man removed his disguise.

A black dress complemented her slender figure.

If one ignores the blue skin color and scarlet eyes, the guy in front of him is a human noble with good manners.

But his expression was contemptuous, and his eyes were cold and empty.

"My name is Loki."

After speaking, he paused, and then snapped his fingers.

Barton's response to this move was an arrow with a miniature bomb that pierced through the air.

Going towards Loki quickly, I saw two fingers stretched out unhurriedly, and then the arrow was lightly pinched.

Raising his eyebrows, Loki threw it on the ground blankly, and it exploded before it touched the ground.

"I've been on Earth for a long time, and I already have a preliminary understanding of human technology." He appreciated Barton's slightly surprised expression with satisfaction, and after throwing the object, he drew an arc on his side, and then pointed to Behind Barton, motioned him to look back.

At some point, the sounds of attacks all around had stopped.

Barton took a step back cautiously, and glanced backwards from the corner of his eye.

Immediately, his eyes froze.

The survivors of the two sides who were still stalemate just now, now there is no one left.

All dead.

He was silently killed by a group of fiery red giants that appeared out of thin air.

He looked at everything in front of him in shock, and speculated about the reason in his mind.

"Did you know?" Loki interrupted his futile thinking, rather like a child who couldn't help showing off after getting a gift——

"I can't bear to let my people charge into the battle. Oh, of course, I don't care how many times they die, but this is about the control and wisdom of a king."

"So..." Loki looked proudly at Barton who was surrounded by a group of flame giants: "Maybe guess where is the other end of the black hole? Who is fighting humans?"

Then, he made a gesture of wiping his neck: "Let me introduce, the ones responsible for clearing the field are my allies—the flame giants of Muspelheim."

Several arrows were shot at the same time, and they were precisely aimed at the fire giant closest to him. The targets pointed directly at the head and chest... Unexpectedly, before the arrows made of fine iron touched them, the arrows were wrapped around them The flames dissolved.

Barton curled his lips, put the completely useless bow and arrow back on his back, looked at the dozen or so fire giants who were three or four heads taller than him, and kept approaching: "Hey, I'm also an agent anyway, why don't you look down on me so much? people?"

He took out a titanium saber strengthened by Tony from his waist and held it in his hand. There were weapons left over from the battle everywhere, and he silently estimated the route to get the nearest Barrett sniper rifle.

Loki didn't pay much attention to his life and death: "Enjoy the last moment of your life, Agent Button."

Earth cannot afford continued destruction any more than they can afford to lose their partner again.

If the invader wanted to give humanity a bad blow, he did.

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About how Loki did it, where Lin Sheng is now, and what happens next will be discussed in the next chapter.

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