Addicted to Pokemon GO [Zhongyingmei]

The next day, Tony saw Edney White again on the surveillance cameras near Stark Tower.

He also admires her spirit of catching elves everywhere in the high temperature every day. In comparison, the life of her own air-conditioned wifi watermelon is more leisurely.

Since Jarvis showed him the picture of [Ge Youtan] yesterday, he has recreated his own [Ninitan].

He loves his air conditioner, wifi makes him happy, and watermelon is a habit.Jarvis advised him to get up and take a walk, but he turned a deaf ear; Pep called and asked him to have dinner, but he was indifferent; Roddy asked him to drink, but he refused in every possible way.

There is only one kind of investment in the world that can make a profit without losing money, and that is the air conditioner...

All right.He just thinks about it this way, occasionally sneaking a little lazy when the world doesn't need Iron Man and Tony Stark.

He stared at the little girl hovering among several surveillance cameras, and decided to let her experience his air-conditioned wifi watermelon out of mercy: "Jarvis, find someone to bring Edney White up. Oh, Also, by the way, ask them to bring me a pot of watermelon."

"Okay, sir. But—" Jarvis changed into a puzzled tone, "...basin?"

"...I'll just say it casually, it's the kind of iced watermelon that has been cut up, and they can pack it with whatever they want."

Then Edney was dipped in the light of the watermelon, and sent to Tony's lounge together with a bowl of sliced ​​iced watermelon.

"Eat." Tony pointed to the big bowl of watermelon and said concisely.Seeing that she was stunned and still, he took one and handed it to her, took another one for himself, took a bite, and pretended to ask casually, "You went to Queens yesterday and found a place? How did you catch Pikachu?" Sample?"

These words hit Edney's sore spot precisely.

She had a slumped face, almost making Tony think that the watermelon she ate was bitter: "Don't mention it... I almost caught all the Pikachu in Queens, but I still didn't catch a single one."

This [-]% failure rate almost didn't make Tony laugh, but in the image of a gentleman, he held back.

"Since you want Pikachu so much, why don't you register a new account?" He thought of a new idea for her, "I saw that the strategy in the exchange group was written, the method of obtaining the initial Pikachu, it seems to be an easter egg Well, maybe you can try."

"It's not that I haven't thought about changing my account again," Edney said a little depressed, "but this account was also raised by me with all my hard work. There are many rare elves in the account that are not so easy to catch, such as stinky mud ..."

"..." Hearing this name, Tony seemed to imagine that super disgusting, limp, sticky purple slimy creature, and he could even smell the horrible stench emanating from it, "If it was me , I would rather not have this... Cough cough, you register a new account, just catch one Pikachu, and usually just play the current account, it’s not a problem at all.”

"This is actually the worst plan I've ever made," she said without changing her number, just thinking that she would always meet Pikachu, but she didn't expect to catch one until now.She sighed in despair, "I'll try to register a new one."

Tony stood aside secretly watching her register an account, and entered the player's nickname after logging in to the game.

What Edney entered was her name plus a string of numbers, without repetition, and was directly passed by the system.

After hesitating for a while, Tony still asked the question that he has been struggling with until now: "Why did your previous account use the nickname [captain], and it was followed by a string of Steve's birthday?"

Edney looked up suspiciously: "...Who is Steve?"

Tony was surprised and said, "Didn't your previous account nickname be based on Captain America? I thought you were his fan? Don't you know his real name is Steve Rogers?"

Edney knows about Captain America, this is because a reporter mentioned him in the hot search on her and Tony Stark last time, but she really doesn't know his real name or anything.

She blinked, as if realizing that Tony had misunderstood something: "You mean the account you saw when you took my phone over last time? That's not my account, it's the boss's."

Tony froze for a moment, then remembered that he had indeed seen her posting an ad in the player group.

He doesn't want to admit that he's pretty happy to hear that explanation, and it finally relieves the pain of [she's a fan of Captain America but doesn't know him as Iron Man].He coughed twice to cover up his inner joy: "Huh? Is there really someone who dares to ask you to practice?"

"...What do you mean by that?"

"Look, not only are you inefficient, but you also fight back."

Edney muttered unconvinced: "Except for Pikachu, I can't catch it, and I'm still very popular with other rare elves! As for efficiency..."

"As for efficiency," Tony interrupted her, "I guess the elf you want to catch now is here in my Stark Tower, in order to improve your capture efficiency, I can let you come here every day Catch. But you have to answer my question first."

"Yes sir, please ask!"

As long as this question is not asking about some secret that cannot be revealed, this is definitely a pie in the sky!

Seeing her suddenly shining eyes, Tony raised his hand uncomfortably and rubbed the tip of his nose: "Is the boss you're talking about Captain America?"

If he were to pick out that Steve also played "go", it would be something to watch. [Guardian hero Steve, only Pikachu is used in battle], it's embarrassing to think about it! ~(≧▽≦)/~

Hearing that this was the problem, Edney immediately froze.

She sniffed and said the truth: "I don't know about this either..."

Tony was a little disappointed: "Okay, then you can tell me his ID in the communication group."

Edney struggled for a moment: "No, we must keep the noble principle of keeping the employer secret!"

Tony: "..."

"Well, Mr. Stark, what you just said..." She rubbed the back of her head shyly, "Can you change the question?"

"You really take everything I said seriously." Tony couldn't laugh or cry, "I'm not that stingy. You did me a big favor when I got the virus last time. It's as simple as coming to me to catch an elf What's wrong? You just come here directly. If there is anything else I can help, just say it."

As soon as he finished saying this, he was issued a good person card unsuspectingly.

Edney White rolled her eyes with a smile, took out two postcards and a pen from her backpack, and handed them under his nose: "Then can you sign me? Two are fine, and one should be written [To Hermione Granger] and another written [To Harry Potter]."

This small request caught Tony off guard.

He actually felt a little uncomfortable: "...Your friend?"

Seeing her nodding, with a look of expectation, Tony took the postcard from her hand, and signed two of them: "My autograph is not so easy to get, I will sign it for you first, even if you owe mine."

Edney was dumbfounded: "...Didn't you just say that I did you a big favor? Why did you turn around and regret it?"

"This one is for you to help me," Tony stuffed the one signed for Hermione back into her hand, and then waved the one for Harry in front of her eyes, "and this one, first Here it is, you owe me."

"..."

She accepted the postcard depressed, and Tony said, "Hurry up and get your Pikachu."

It was only then that Edney remembered what she was going to do just now.

She entered the game, and after watching the initial dialogue, three initial elves appeared around her, namely Charmander, Bulbasaur and Squirtle.She didn't rush to choose, but walked forward until she came out to capture the range.

As her position moved, three elves reappeared around.She repeated this process three times according to the easter egg strategy. When the initial elf appeared for the fourth time, she stopped and waited for Pikachu to refresh.

But waited and waited, waited and waited... still didn't even see Pikachu's shadow.

She was a little anxious and a little angry...

"What's wrong?" Tony saw that she was standing in front of the window without moving for a long time, her facial expression could not be described in words, so she knew something was wrong again, "...Pikachu still hasn't been spawned?"

He walked up to her and saw that she had opened the private chat dialog box of the communication group.

[Fat Keding]: Master Miaomiao qaq

[Fat Keding]: Are there no Easter eggs for the original Pikachu now?

[Miao Miao]: Yes, a friend got one a few days ago.

[Fat Keding]: Why can't I swipe qvq

[Miao Miao]: The Internet is not good.

This Tony is not convinced: "The Internet is not good??? This is the Stark Tower! The place with the most air-conditioned air-conditioning and the strongest wifi signal in New York!!"

Edney: "..."

"Let me go!" Tony held out his palm to her, motioning her to give him the phone.

After nearly half an hour, Tony Stark, who tried various positions, finally gave up...

He sent away Edney White, who had lost hope in this world, and asked Jarvis to analyze why.

However, Electronic Steward finally came to this conclusion: "No bugs detected, sir."

"Then why can't Pikachu come out?"

"Sorry, I couldn't find the reason."

Tony was eerily silent.Actually this reason...

That girl is really poisonous. _(:3ゝ∠)_

He paused, then asked again: "Has Pikachu appeared here in Stark Tower?"

Jarvis replied immediately, "As far as I know, there hasn't been one, sir."

"Call the company and ask them to set up a Pikachu refresh point for me."

Jarvis complied with the nonsense request.Five seconds later, he said: "The other party hung up the phone directly, sir. I'm afraid it's because you refused to invest in them before—"

"What!?" Tony was furious, "How long does it take to buy the company?"

"I'm afraid you still need to buy nintendo and ic, sir."

"Then buy them all!"

"—Sorry, sir, they have blacklisted Stark Industries."

Tony: "..."