Addicted to Pokemon GO [Zhongyingmei]

Tony Stark began to systematically study the game "go".

The so-called systematic research, for him, means unpacking the game data and deciphering the information in the game through the game code.

For example, he can prove that Fantasia and Mewtwo do exist by specifying in the code [Fantasy and Mewtwo have an escape rate, but not a capture rate], and for example, he obtained the upper limit of the trainer level from two short lines of code, which is actually 100... …

His approach was immediately condemned by Jarvis.

"Sir, groping slowly in the game is far more interesting than deciphering lines of boring codes. This is a game, not a robot you made. You calculated the relationship between the three-dimensional hidden data and the race value. I figured out the milestone threshold for throwing a Pokéball to catch the same Pokémon, but at the same time, you will lose the fun of playing this game..."

"Hey, stop, Jarvis! You've been talking more and more recently." Tony rubbed his eyes and closed the page full of codes, "There are too few ways to play this game. And there is still a bug in the number of footprints of [Nearby Elf]. That’s right, without my joining, they can only make it like this, ha——As for the game experience you are talking about, you think I am the kind of person who has nothing to do every day Someone who goes around hunting elves?"

"But sir, that's no excuse—"

"Oh come on, I didn't plan to release these data." Tony called his armor, and while waiting for them to wear on him automatically, he continued to talk to Jarvis, "And you haven't written a plug-in program to catch people everywhere." Little elves, leveling up, and occupying gyms every day?"

So Jarvis shut up.

Tony didn't forget his mobile phone. He opened "go", cut the interface to the list of elf eggs, filled up the several egg incubators he owned, and then stuffed the mobile phone into the pocket he made for the armor— —In order to hatch a few more eggs at once, he paid a lot of money in this game.

After he finished all this, the voice of the smart butler came from the helmet again: "Where are you going, sir?"

Tony was strangely silent for a while: "...Go out for a drive."

"It was detected that a mobile phone was installed in the armor." Although Jarvis is an artificial intelligence, it was also created by the wisdom of Tony Stark himself. After a little thought, he guessed Tony's purpose, " Sir, are you going out to hatch eggs?"

"..." Tony Stark, who had been exposed, staggered and almost overturned the coffee table beside him.

Hatching eggs or something, it sounds super embarrassing to say it so directly...

So Tony pretended not to hear anything and took off directly.

In the earphones, Jarvis reported the state of the armor and the flying height, while still not forgetting to complain about Tony: "Sir, I remember you just said that you are not the kind of person who goes around catching elves every day."

After speaking, he played back the recording of Tony's speech just now.

Tony: "..."

He admitted that this time his face hurt a little from being beaten by himself.

It was the first time he had flown not to fight bad guys or test armor, and it was also the first time he felt that the feeling of being in a comfortable ride overlooking the city was really good.

If those reporters on the ground knew that Iron Man was flying around New York in full gear just to hatch eggs in "go", I'm afraid he would have to occupy the top ten trending lists again, the last time the front page headlines.

Flying from Stark Tower to Liberty Island where the Statue of Liberty is located, the estimated distance should be enough, Tony said: "Jarvis, show me the game interface, is my egg hatched?"

"You finally admitted that you came out this trip to incubate eggs—" Jarvis displayed the game interface in the lower right corner of the projection panel in front of Tony's eyes, "The mileage of all elf eggs is zero, sir."

Tony:? ? ? ?

The hatching system of "go" currently has 2km, 5km, and 10km elf eggs. The rarity of the elves that can be hatched is related to the kilometer of the elf eggs.Simply walk a distance that reaches the number of kilometers of the elf egg, and the egg can be hatched.

but--

Hot chicken game!He flew so far, it's fine if he didn't hatch a little elf, why didn't even a single eggshell crack? ? ? ?

Jarvis quickly answered his doubts: "Sir, you have unpacked all the game data, but you don't know that there is a speed limit when you hatch eggs? You can't hatch eggs like this, sir, the speed exceeds a certain limit, is it Mileage is not counted."

"...Oh, there are 18943 lines of code in total, I just randomly picked a few places to look at, why don't you analyze it?" After Tony finished speaking, he suddenly thought, "Wait, since you know, why didn't you say it earlier? "

"Can I refuse, sir." The upright smart butler said solemnly, "As for the latter question—because I don't know that sir, you are going out to hatch eggs."

Tony: "..."

The speed limit of hatching eggs makes people have to rely on sports to obtain the game experience, which is the core concept of the game "go".Of course, you can't drive, take a train, or fly. If you want to hatch eggs, you can only walk or run, or at most you can ride a bicycle.

This makes Mr. Iron Man, who is wearing a suit of armor and flying above the Statue of Liberty, feel very sad.

The eggs I laid out by myself will be hatched after crying... _(:3ゝ∠)_

So as soon as the people on the ground looked up, they could see that Iron Man was coming from the direction of Liberty Island at a super slow flying speed, moving towards the direction of Stark Tower...

"Mom, mom! Look at the sky! Is that Iron Man? Is he old, that's why he flies so slowly?"

"Dad! Why is Iron Man flying so slowly today? Is his leg lame? Dad, aren't you a doctor, let's go and treat him?"

"..."

Edney White heard more than one child say that on the way from Hearth Point, New York to Stark Tower.

She looked at the sky speechlessly, and saw that Tony Stark was indeed flying towards her destination at a super slow speed, with his drooping head, he looked like a decadent old witch riding a broken broom... No No, no, stop, this picture is so beautiful, if you think about it any longer, she will probably fall down laughing in the street and be regarded as mentally handicapped.

Edney didn't care about what stimulated Iron Man or why he looked so confused, she only cared about how many elves could be caught near Stark Tower today.

With the popularity of this game, more players began to come out to take the order of leveling, especially for those players who don't have enough time to catch elves and level up their accounts.There was even a small group of online media reporting on this matter, giving this new job derived from the upsurge of "go" a name - elf hunter.

It sounds cool, but once the competition increases, Edney herself will not be so easy to mess with. ╮(╯_╰)╭It seems that it was influenced by Iron Man playing "go" last time, and more players gathered downstairs in Stark Tower.Among them, female players actually accounted for [-]%, and most of them went here to catch elves because of Tony Stark, looking forward to hundreds of millions of players who share the same language(?) The rich man has a romantic encounter.

In this regard, Edney's only feeling is—fortunately, Mycroft Holmes made a mosaic for her photo that was on the news, otherwise she would probably be torn apart by Iron Man's female fans here. +_+ But another problem arises.

The downstairs of Stark Tower is overcrowded, and there is no place for her to freely switch between various positions in [standing, squatting, sitting] to catch elves.

She looked at the sea of ​​people in front of her, facing the golden, black, red and bare heads, sighed deeply, turned around to find another cool place with few people, but was caught by a few The man in the uniform of the guard stopped him.

"Miss White," the leading man stated his purpose of coming with a straight face, "Mr. Tony Stark invited you to Stark Tower."

Before Edney could answer, another man said: "Mr. Stark will not harm you, but just wants to talk to you about something. If you don't want to—"

"No, I would." Edney interrupted him.

"—If you don't want to, we will—what?" The man seemed not expecting her to agree so quickly, his eyes widened.

"What are you so surprised about? Your Stark Group won't kidnap and sell me to a poor country." Edney spread her hands and confessed, "And this is just right, I don't have to look for a good place to catch elves. Hmm , lead the way."

"..." The guard uncles looked at each other.

Edney took the hats and glasses they had prepared from the guards, and under their escort, passed through the crowd to Stark Tower, receiving envious or jealous eyes from fans at the door.

Well, there is a saying.

It's true that there must be a road when a car reaches the mountain, and a boat is naturally straight when it reaches the bridge.

"Please wait here, Mr. Stark will be here in a while." The guard said, and exited the reception room.

Edney nodded, found a chair and sat down, took out her mobile phone to see if she could generate a good elf while waiting, and then she was delighted to find that there was a gem starfish in the prompt nearby!

Hearing that people were being brought up, Tony Stark, who was slumped on the sofa, jumped up in an instant, got up with the posture that a domineering president should have, and went to the reception room to welcome his guests.

However, he found that the guest was addicted to the game and did not see him...

Nima is a little embarrassed.

Edney, who spawned the jeweled starfish, was so excited that she didn't notice Tony Stark who was walking towards her and was about to say hello. She buried her head in her mobile phone, swiped her finger on the screen, and threw the poke ball at the corner of his house .

"..."

Tony walked behind her without saying a word, staring at the gem starfish that had escaped from the poke ball on the screen of her mobile phone, watched her skillfully open the backpack, chose the super ball that could catch the pokemon with high CP value, and fed it again Gem Starfish A Red Cranberry that makes it easier to catch.

He was supposed to be a billionaire and a superhero who attracted much attention, but in front of her, he felt like an invisible man...

Could it be that, in her eyes, Iron Man was not even as attractive as a gemstone starfish? _(:3ゝ∠)_

Well, how do you say that the gem starfish is also suspected to be a cosmic Pokemon that does not belong to the earth, which gives Tony Stark a little bit of psychological comfort.

- What a ghost! ! !

He really hates this game more and more! ! (╯‵□′)╯︵┻━┻Hmm... Maybe it's a love-hate relationship.