Addicted to Pokemon GO [Zhongyingmei]

"I'm going to go down and find out why this thing can make so many people addicted without my participation." Tony Stark said angrily, while duplicity clicked on the list of Pokemon he already owned, and switched to The page of the elf egg filled several egg incubators.

Jarvis, who could see everything he did, felt a little helpless: "Sir, you just don't want to admit it, but you actually think it's quite funny..."

Tony pretended not to hear, and walked into the elevator with his cell phone in his pocket.

"Do you think it's fun?" He asked Jarvis, "I don't know how you play, Jarvis... Did you modify the game's positioning system, or hacked the surveillance cameras in various places to catch elves? "

"Okay, sir, I shouldn't expose you." The voice of the smart butler in the earphones seemed aggrieved, "I admit that I wrote the plug-in myself, which is wrong. But sir, through this game, I can only experience More pixie fulfillment, but not you. You're always at home experimenting, researching, developing, testing, and maybe this game will get you out and about, sir - that's the real beauty of it. "

What he said made sense, and Tony was speechless for a while.

only……

"Jarvis, have you watched too much Chicken Soup for the Soul recently?"

Unfortunately, he didn't get an answer from Jarvis.Of course, it's not because his smart butler is dead, but because... no.Tony didn't want to admit that he had occasionally felt Jarvis' dislike for him recently.

This subtle feeling makes him feel like a shit-shoveling officer chasing after a domestic cat's ass (???)

Of course, Jarvis is not a tsundere cat, most of the time, he is conscientious.But sometimes, he will also resist in another difficult form, such as now——

"Elevator down, sir."

"..."

"The ground floor is here, sir."

"...I remember that I didn't write the program for automatic elevator station announcement for you."

Tony walked out of Stark Tower as usual, but the people outside the door did not surround him as usual.

In fact, they didn't even notice that someone was coming out of the building.

Tony, who has always attracted the attention of the media and ordinary citizens, feels a little hurt by being so neglected.He patted the shoulder of the young man closest to him, seeing that the other guy shifted his gaze from the top of his hand to him impatiently, and then froze as usual: "You are steel-steel steel steel-iron Tie Tie—”

Sure enough, no matter where he went, there were fans of him.

Tony finally found some confidence in the stammering young man.He glanced at the young man's phone screen, and sure enough, he saw the game interface of "go", and asked him, "Is this game so fun? How long have you been squatting at my door?"

The idol actually talked to him, the young man was extremely excited, but his voice became smaller and smaller: "Steel Ganggang—Gang, Mr. Iron Man, I, I, I——"

Tony was a little depressed, and made a [shh] gesture: "...Okay, next."

He left the young guy who seemed to be still in a dream, and turned to look at the little girl squatting in the opposite corner.

At such times, his best flirting skills come in handy!

With such confidence, Tony prepared his emotions and walked over, squatting down next to the little girl, with one hand propped on the wall above her head—this posture always gives the girls an ambiguous sense of oppression, and guarantees that he knows everything about him .

But this time he made a mistake...

A blue super elf ball was wasted because of distraction at this moment, Edney White inexplicably looked up at the person who approached her: "Hello, sir?"

Her not-so-friendly tone made Tony Stark even more depressed.

He blinked his big watery eyes to make himself look more attractive.You know, girls always get his way.

Tony is not convinced that so many people are addicted to a game that he refused to invest in before.But he knew that if he really said that, it might cause dissatisfaction among some players and the media.

Although superheroes are admired, a small stain can make a hero fall.If he is caught by the reporter, it is estimated that it will be written again—[Iron Man was revealed to have been rejected by the company to join the "go" project. "] - such news.

So he decided on an amiable opening: "Hey, are there any special elves near my building?"

People who are obsessed with a game are always eager to communicate with others about the content of the game, and it is much easier to be clichéd at this time, Tony judged in this way.

But Edney's focus seems to be different: "Huh? Your—building?"

After she finished speaking, she looked up at the towering buildings behind her with a confused expression.

Now Tony was also shocked: "...you don't know me?"

Seriously, how many people in this world don't know Tony Stark or Iron Man?

But the girl in front of me doesn't look like she came from a place isolated from the world, does she?

"Uh..." Edney took a serious look at the man squatting next to her, who seemed to be coveting her mobile phone, and said hesitantly, "...Should I know you?"

"..." Tony raised his voice in disbelief, "I'm Tony Stark...!"

"Tony Stark...?"

"Tony Stark!?"

Edney and another young man squatting a few steps away spoke out at the same time.

The loud roar of the young man woke up the players squatting at the entrance of the Stark Tower to brush elves in an instant, and all eyes were focused on Tony.

Ade Ni was a little confused by this posture, and saw a few reporters squatting there playing games with the media company logo on their chests suddenly standing up, then took out the microphone and camera from the bag, and pointed at her Direction rushed over.

Tony Stark didn't react for a moment.

If it was just now, he would have said something——Look!Hot chicken game!How can he compare with the popularity of his Iron Man Tony Stark! ?

But at this moment, he just felt, bad!cake!through!up!

Not just the reporter, but all the players who were obsessed with "go" swarmed towards him, surrounding him and Edney beside him.

To make matters worse, he and the girl next to him are still... squatting...

And he even...maintained...the act of putting one hand on the wall above her head...pretentious...

"..."

He had no choice but to twitch the corners of his mouth at the camera, pull out a stiff smile, and then very naturally (embarrassed) (embarrassed) withdrew his hand supporting the wall.

He tried to stand up, but the crowd surrounded them too tightly, leaving no room for him to get out of the crouching position.

So under the camera, Tony's failed attempt turned into a very frustrating action.

It seems that at this time, the state of the reporters squeezing through the crowd is over, and they are finally able to ask questions.

Not knowing that he will be made into various dynamic and static emoticons at this moment, Tony pretends to be calm and looks at the microphone poked from above his head, always ready to answer or ignore the reporter's questions, but secretly rubbed I have already started to have some sore calves.

When he regretted why he didn't wear a pair of glasses and a hat when he went out, the reporters' questions were bombarded like thousands of shells——

"Mr. Stark! It is said that after the First World War in New York, the Kirita Stars were defeated, but Loki took advantage of the chaos to escape and has not been found yet. Is this true?"

"Mr. Stark! According to inside information from S.H.I.E.L.D., Loki has lost his divine power in the Battle of New York, so will he, who is hiding somewhere on Earth, pose a threat to ordinary citizens?"

"Mr. Stark! Are you sure you will give up arms manufacturing forever?"

It's all cliche, why don't they ask Nick Fury?thought Tony.

He was just about to think of a way to end this sudden interview, let the people around him spread out so that he could stand up, instead of squatting in the middle of a group of people in such an embarrassing posture, when he found that the style of the reporter's question seemed to come A 180-degree flip left him defenseless...

"Mr. Stark! What do you think about the game "go" setting Stark Tower as the largest gymnasium and supply point gathering place in New York? Has it affected your life?"

"when……"

Tony had just begun a sentence before being interrupted by the next question.He forcibly swallowed the 'ran' that he hadn't spit out. After squatting for a long time, he not only felt numb in his legs, but also felt a little dizzy.

"Mr. Stark! I heard that the company rejected your willingness to participate in the "go" project before. Is this true?"

"Who said that? No..."

"Mr. Stark! Are you hunting Pokemon with your new girlfriend now?"

"What!? No, I..."

"Miss, the picture of you squatting and catching elves with Mr. Stark looks very intimate. How long have you been dating? Do you intend to establish a long-term relationship?"

"...???"

The camera gives a close-up of Edney squatting next to Tony.

If you want to describe her expression at the moment, it must be [a look of confusion.jpg].