Amnesty's daily life

Is it possible to talk nonsense about drinking flower wine in public?

Twelve stared at Jia Amnesty in shock, but after a while he calmed down.Compared with the previous dynasty whose laws were extremely strict, the laws of this dynasty are actually not strict at all.No matter who it is, even if they stay in Huajie and Liuxiang every night, they are completely ignored.Of course, if an official delays his dispatch due to romantic affairs, he will definitely be punished. If it does not affect his dispatch, no one will pay attention to what he does.Many people even take pride in supporting the top players, and besides the top players in the Qin Lou Chu Pavilion, the danjiao and Xiaosheng in those famous opera troupes are also extremely popular.As for people like Jia She, who had an empty title and hadn't really stepped into the officialdom, it didn't matter.

Having said that, did his stupid father fall for it?

Just thinking about it like this, Twelve suddenly emptied his body, and by the time he realized it, he had already been thrown into the air.But this is the private room on the second floor of the teahouse, not the Rongxi Hall at all. Although the decoration of the Junzi Building is also very good, but in terms of the height of the floor, it cannot be compared.

So, the twelve eyes watched as his head approached the beam little by little, and finally let out a "boom".

...! ! !

"Oh my god! Cong Er, are you okay? Daddy's sweetheart, don't cry, don't cry, Daddy loves you the most!" Jia She hurriedly took Twelve into his arms, and examined it carefully Finally, he said with lingering fear, "Fortunately, it's just a small swelling, it's good that the skin isn't broken."

Hearing this, the dizzy Twelve, who had already been hit by the bump, reached out to touch his forehead tremblingly, but Jia She grabbed his hand and said in a coaxing tone to a three-year-old child: "Be good, Cong'er, my Cong'er!" You are the most obedient, just ask the doctor to apply some ointment on you later, remember to tell your mother when you return home that you accidentally bumped into the corner of the table, do you understand?"

Know you bastard! !

Twelve stared at Jia She with a ferocious face, wishing he could open his mouth and bite him hard.Is there such a father?After throwing him in mid-air to get close to Fang Liang, let him lie to deceive people?Why should he smooth things over for stupid father?It's time for the entire Rongguo Mansion to know what stupid father did!

"Be good, I'll buy candied haws for you later on." Seeing Twelve looking at him pitifully with tears in his eyes, Jia Shen suddenly softened his heart and softened his tone, "My Cong'er is this The most obedient and well-behaved boy in the world."

hehe!

"Let's go, Dad is taking you home." Jia She casually threw a small silver ingot on the table, and immediately left the private room with Twelve in his arms.When I got downstairs, I was not surprised to see Brother Zhen standing by the side of the carriage. Jia She said, "Brother Zhen, you can't do it. They say you are young and promising. You are so young, but you are not as good as me Uncle, tsk tsk."

Hearing this, Brother Zhen only had a look of grievance: "Isn't it all right if you pass the exam? Unless you get the first place in the exam, what else does it matter? Besides, Uncle Xi, you are only two years ahead of me. name."

"Anyway, I'm in front of you!" Jia She raised his head tremblingly, and suddenly raised his eyes to see that the crowd at the entrance of the Gongyuan had gradually dispersed, so he simply raised his feet and walked over there, "I'll go and have a look by myself. Wow, this is my first time on the list.”

Brother Zhen followed without hesitation, and the group walked to the gate of the Gongyuan again.

Thanks to Brother Zhen's guidance, Jia Amnesty quickly found his name on the list, and Twelve, who was still in his arms, also saw the ranking through convenience.

Jia Amnesty flicked his finger on the list, and finally had to admit: "It seems that being in the top two places in front of you is nothing to be proud of."

Is not this nonsensical?Twelve viciously gouged out the two names on the list that were not too far apart. The rural examination was no better than the general examination. The former belonged to the provincial unified examination, while the latter was the national unified examination.For example, the township examination in Beijing has a relatively large number of admissions. In previous years, it was between three and four hundred, and of course this year is about the same.Twelve couldn't immediately count the number of people from the densely packed names, but he could tell at a glance that Brother Zhen was No. 2 from the bottom, and Jia She was No. 4 from the bottom.

Two idiots! ! !

Poor Jia Amnesty still doesn't know that the reason why he was forced to take part in the imperial examinations is all thanks to his sweetheart Twelve, and he doesn't know that Twelve is starting to use his brains again at this time. It was a bit short, but he finally made it to the list. He couldn't be better than Sun Shan!

"Cong'er, do you think Daddy is great? Look, this is Daddy's name, have you seen it? By the way, do you know these two characters?" Although Lao Taishan and several brothers-in-law had praised Twelve before, But Jia She judged others by himself, and felt that a child who was only three years old must not have any such difficult words.

"Why isn't Dad the number one?" Twelve was too lazy to tell Jia She about literacy, and just gritted his teeth and squinted at Jia She.

"Ahem, Conger, you think too much." Jia She turned his head away in embarrassment, just at this moment someone came over to look at the list. Brother, "Let's go, I've seen it anyway, and I won't become the number one if I stay any longer."

Brother Zhen also imitated Twelve's appearance, squinted at Jia She, and secretly slandered, he had already left, didn't he come here out of respect for his elders?However, compared to Twelve's "children's words without scruples", Brother Zhen is still more polite.In fact, it's not that he knows how to be polite, but that Jia She loves to sue. Brother Zhen thought, as long as he dares to act presumptuously in front of Jia She, this guy will definitely go to his father to sue later.

Elders who love to sue black can never afford to offend them! !

"Uncle She is going to return home immediately?" Not only can't offend him, but he has to be his grandson with his tail between his legs!Brother Zhen's heart has already burst into tears, he is provoking someone.Thinking of just now, he was standing in front of the imperial list with a sullen expression on his face, telling the accompanying boys not to call him Brother Zhen or Uncle Zhen in the future, but to be called Zhen Dajuren!The results of it?In the blink of an eye, Jia Amnesty shattered his dream.well……

"Are you planning to go back home?" Jia Amnesty didn't answer Brother Zhen's words, but asked rhetorically.

"Yes." Brother Zhen looked at Jia She inexplicably, until Jia She forced the Twelve in his arms, he said in surprise, "Uncle She, what are you doing? I plan to go back to Ningguo Mansion, I don't plan to go to Rongguo Mansion."

"The two families are so close, why are you so lazy?" Jia Amnesty glared at Brother Zhen angrily, and shouted in an elder-like command tone, "Your uncle and I have urgent matters to do, let you take care of you What happened to my brother? Remember, send your brother safely to the Rongguo Mansion later, then go to kowtow to the old lady, and tell her by the way that both you and I won the exam. Got it?"

"Got it." Brother Zhen nodded blankly.

At this moment, Jia Amnesty was finally satisfied, got into the carriage and drove away, leaving only Brother Zhen holding Twelve in his arms to eat the ashes behind.

After a quarter of an hour, Brother Zhen finally came back to his senses, looked down at Twelve, and said in amazement: "Cong'er, what's the matter with the swelling on your forehead? When did you get hurt? ?”

Twelve narrowed his eyes dangerously and watched Jia Amnesty leave. When he heard Brother Zhen's words, he said quietly, "Brother Zhen still doesn't understand? My father hurt me, he was afraid he would carry me back like this. The government will be talked about by the old ladies and wives, so it is better to simply take the 36 tricks. By the way, maybe he is still thinking about it, and push this matter to you, so he won't have to be scolded."

"I didn't do it..." Brother Zhen wanted to cry but had no tears, "Uncle Xie hurt you Cong'er, at most he would be scolded later. If I did this, my father would definitely beat me to death!"

Is there anyone in this world who is more miserable than him?On the day of the final exam, he was beaten to death by his own father!

"Don't worry, big brother Zhen just send me back, I will naturally tell the old lady who did it." Twelve smiled murderously, although Jia's mother has all kinds of shortcomings, there is one thing that is very commendable Yes, that is, she loves all her grandchildren very much, and she is not soft-spoken when scolding Jia Amnesty.

——Especially the last point, put it at this stall, it is really an advantage that can relieve him the most!

It's a pity that even with the guarantee of twelve, Brother Zhen still feels weak in his legs.Of course, no matter how panicked he was, he carried Twelve honestly into his carriage, and told the coachman to drive as smoothly as possible, and asked Twelve from time to time if he had a headache or felt like vomiting. of.Apart from these, Brother Zhen was mourning for herself the whole time.

Fortunately, this time, Twelve really has no intention of cheating Brother Zhen.

Half an hour later, the carriage stopped at the gate of Rongguo Mansion, Brother Zhen carefully carried Twelve to Rongqing Hall.Because of seniority, there was no need to hide between him and Jiamu, and he was holding Twelve in his arms, so he was quickly led into the main hall by the maid.Once inside, Twelve motioned for Brother Zhen to put himself down, and then rushed to Jia Mu at the fastest speed, hugged Jia Mu's thigh and began to complain.

"Old lady, my father hit me!"

Jia's mother was frightened, and when she regained her senses, she hurriedly looked at it, but this look was terrible: "Who hit you? Your father? Others!!"

"My father hit me, my head hurts so much! Old lady, you have to help me teach my father a lesson! By the way, my father not only beat me, but also left me alone on the street, if brother Zhen didn't see it Me, take me back to the mansion by the way, old lady, you won’t be able to see me from now on!!”

"Jia She, that bastard!" Mother Jia was furious, no matter how partial she was to Jia Zheng and how much she disliked Jia She, but her grandson loved her very much.Especially Twelve is the youngest besides Yingjieer.And Sister Ying is a concubine. Although Jia's mother would not treat a concubine's granddaughter harshly, she still loves her grandchildren more.

"I'm so pitiful! Look, Dabao!"

There was indeed a not-so-small swollen bump on Twelve's head, but it wasn't because of how severe the injury was, but because he was young and his skin was tender, and bruises would appear with a little force.In addition, Jia Amnesty ran away in a hurry, and even the doctor didn't take Twelve to see it. It was completely an original injury without any modification!Besides, Mother Jia is easy to make a fuss, not to mention a swollen bump on her forehead, even if there is an extra mosquito bump on the back of her hand in summer, she will call the doctor just the same.

"Hurry up, ask Butler Lai to call the doctor immediately. Yuanyang, go to the kitchen and order some of Cong'er's favorite snacks, and parrot, go to my storeroom to have a look. I vaguely remember that there is an imperial gift for removing blood stasis." Plaster! By the way, call another maid to go to Rongxi Hall to find the eldest daughter-in-law, and let her take a good look at what that bastard Xier has done!"

Everything was as Twelve had expected before, Mother Jia had already started to order her servants around unsteadily, and of course she did not forget to criticize Jia Amnesty while she was anxious.

Brother Zhen, who stood aside and witnessed everything, is in a bad mood. Although he doesn't quite know how the swollen bump on Twelve's forehead came about, he is not stupid, as long as he has eyes, he can see it It was a bruise, not a deliberate injury.Brother Zhen made a guess before, guessing that he was either hit by a carriage, or accidentally bumped into the corner of a table in the Junzi Building.Anyway, no matter how you say it, the injury cannot be caused by a human being.

However, this kind of thing that anyone with a discerning eye can see, Jia's mother completely believed Twelve's nonsense.Brother Zhen began to think about a very serious question. Could it be that the ability to tell lies with open eyes can really be inherited?In the past, Jia She often complained in front of Jia Jing, but how he was used by his son's hard work on him...

Ha ha ha ha!It's not that the time has not arrived!

One word, yes! !

Because the Rongqing Hall was in a mess, Brother Zhen saw that he had nothing to do, so he said goodbye and left.Jia's mother didn't ask her to stay either, and her close relatives didn't have such politeness, but she still thanked Brother Zhen sincerely.Mother Jia, who has fully believed what Twelve just said, really felt that without Brother Zhen, her precious grandson would not be able to come back.Unexpectedly, Brother Zhen suffered too much from Jia She in the past, but this time he pretended to be deaf and dumb and didn't explain at all.

Not long after Brother Zhen left, La Shuxian came over, and with her came the little fat girl to welcome her sister.

At first, Nala Shuxian didn't know what happened, and it was just a little maid from Rongqingtang who called her.But when she saw Twelve, she immediately understood.

"What's wrong with Cong'er? Did you accidentally fall?" Nala Shuxian glanced at the swollen bump on Twelve's forehead. Strictly speaking, the swollen bump was really not big, but because Twelve was young and her complexion was extremely fair and tender. , which made it look a little bigger and bruised.Therefore, Nala Shuxian was not too worried, but just smiled and comforted, "Does it hurt? Did you cry?"

Twelve narrowed his eyes and bulged his cheeks: "My father hit me!"

Nala Shuxian raised her eyebrows and told Twelve with her eyes that no one would believe such nonsense.After all, who doesn't know that Twelve is the one Jia She loves the most. It's not that Jia She doesn't love Brother Lian at all, but that he inherited some of Jia's mother's traits, and he also favors Yao'er.Besides, in some respects, Twelve is indeed more well-behaved than Brother Lian, and is more pleasing to the elders.

Seeing that Nala Shuxian obviously didn't believe her words, Twelve immediately felt wronged, turned around and continued to hug Jia Mu's thigh and yelled, "My dad hit me! My dad hit me!! My dad hit me!!! "

"Good Cong'er, good Cong'er, grandma loves you, don't cry, don't cry!" Jia's mother hates her child crying the most, even if Twelve just thunders and doesn't rain, it makes her feel very distressed.

How else can we say that a crying child has milk to eat?Jia Amnesty suffers because he grew up with the old Duke Jia Yuan and his wife. One thing is that he doesn't have much relationship with Jia's mother. What's more, he doesn't play coquettishly at all.Unlike Twelve, maybe he was still a bit arrogant when he first crossed, but after going through a series of things like drinking milk, putting on diapers, etc., Twelve is completely out of it.Not to mention just howling, if it is really necessary, he can really howl.

"Whoa whoa whoa whoa!"

Twelve just thought this way, when he suddenly heard a burst of crying, subconsciously turned his head to look, but it was the little chubby girl who was crying to welcome her sister.If you just cry, that's all. Sister Ying ran towards him while crying, but because of her unsteady footsteps, she sat down on the ground, and she didn't know if she was wronged or just hurt from the fall. She cried so loudly ring.

It was also at this moment that Twelve realized the difference between himself and a real child.Maybe he can cry when necessary, but he won't cry as badly as Yingjieer.

What does it mean to cry bitterly?Of course it was tears and snot, and he still hiccupped while crying, and got a snot bubble by the way.

"Second Sister, Daddy hit me." Twelve Zhenxin couldn't cry like welcoming his sister, but he could use the way of welcoming his sister's cry by the way.Seeing that Twelve left aside Jia's mother, he ran up to Sister Ying, knelt down and pointed to his forehead to show her, "It hurts so much, Dad is so bad."

Sister Ying is only one and a half years old, so she doesn't know these things.Seeing that the little brother I liked very much was looking at me with a crying face, as if he was very pitiful, the crying sound was a bit shrill again.

Nala Shuxian finally couldn't stand it any longer, she stepped forward and hugged Yingjieer, and she didn't forget to wink at Twelve, telling him to accept it as soon as he saw it.But Twelve thinks that he has been wronged so much now, so he is not willing to stop.Seeing that sister Ying was carried away, he still turned back to Jiamu, squatted on the footrest, and looked up at Jiamu whether he wanted to cry or not.

Mother Jia's heart is about to break.

"What about the bastard? Have you returned home yet?"

Of course not.Nala Shuxian guessed that the swelling on Twelve's forehead might really have something to do with Jia She, but it probably wasn't caused by Jia She on purpose.Reminiscing that today is the day when the rankings will be announced, he asked: "Cong'er, did your father win?"

"My father hit me." Twelve pretended not to hear what Nala Shuxian said, and just kept chanting.

Still, that's enough.Nala Shuxian nodded, and said with a smile: "That's a hit? With your father's temperament, I'm afraid he must hold you silly, right? The injury on your head was also caused at that time, right? Then It means that he didn't mean it. As for this moment, I guess he should go to show off to his friends."

"Then just leave my grandson alone on the busy street? Anyway, he's an asshole!" Jia Mu was not the kind of person who could listen to persuasion. They were all helping Jia She, and suddenly became angry, "You don't have to protect him, how can I not understand him when I gave birth to him? He was a monkey who didn't hit the house for three days since he was a child! I wanted to wait When I grow up, I get married and have children, so I can be more secure. I never thought that it would be right to see the old man at the age of three! That's a bastard, a bastard!"

Then La Shuxian is gone, if others slander Jia Amnesty, she can help to explain a few words, but who is Jia Mu?Jia She's mother!Not to mention that Mother Jia's words still made some sense, even if it was completely unreasonable, so what could she do?It's okay to take your anger out on Jia Zheng secretly, but it's definitely not okay to challenge Jia's mother openly.After much deliberation, Nala Shuxian decided to compromise.

"Old lady, you are right. When the master returns home, I will definitely let him come to you for training. But I also advise you, don't get angry because of such things, it's not worth it."

"Hmph, call someone to wait at the door, and let him come to me as soon as Xie'er comes back! I don't believe I can't deal with him!"

"Grandmother, Cong'er is in pain." Twelve looked pitiful with tears in his eyes.

"Oh, my Cong'er, is it hurting? Where's the doctor? Why hasn't the doctor come over yet?" Mother Jia yelled so angry that if Jia She returned to the mansion right now, she would definitely be punished. Mother Jia scolded bloody.

Twelve is clearly wronged, but secretly happy.It doesn't matter whether the mother is biased or not, but whenever the mother wants to clean up her son, it is only natural.Twelve pondered, this time, the stupid father must learn a lesson, so as not to torment himself again.

However, Twelve, who was patronizing and secretly entertaining, never thought that it was only natural for Jia's mother to clean up Jia Amnesty, and by the same token, it was perfectly fine for La Shuxian to take care of him.

At this moment, Twelve has been hugged by Jia Mu. Behind his invisible back, La Shuxian's face is peaceful, but there is a cold light in her eyes, and she has already begun to think about how to deal with Twelve. This brat.

There is no saying that one thing falls one thing.

But Jia She, who was deeply missed by Jia's mother, went to a place that no one expected.The Wang family, Mrs. Wang's natal family, is also the home of Wang Zisheng, his best friend for many years.

"...Brother Wang, don't believe me! I really won the exam, or you can go to the gate of the Gongyuan with me to see if I am on the list...Really! Will I lie to you? What good is it for me to lie to you! Hahahaha... In the future, you will ask me to pardon everyone! By the way, my nephew is not your nephew, but Brother Zhen from Dongfu. He also won the exam. It's a pity That kid is a little stupid, even though he won the exam, but he can't see his ranking, how can he compare to my intelligence and ability!"