[Comprehensive English and American] Please speak human words

In the Robert Hooker Building of Westminster College, Hugh Grosvenor is fiddling with scientific experiment equipment. Westminster College always likes to encourage students to participate in international competitions, and it just so happens that Gloria and Hugh are partners , there is an international chemistry competition two days later, and the venue is set in sunny Hawaii.

Gloria adjusted the white protective clothing on her body, "Honey, maybe you can make a splash in the academic field before inheriting the title and becoming the Duke of Westminster."

"Oh, ma'am, with your kind words," Xio wrote the last piece of data in the notebook, "I think you are probably dissatisfied with me for delaying your time fooling around with your boyfriend."

The blonde girl took off her white protective clothing and put it on her hand, "This beautiful young man, my boyfriend is notoriously frigid, and he has been known as Britain's first virgin a few months ago."

"So after he got to know you, he began to provide flesh miserably for you to ravage?" Xio looked at Gloria with disgust.

"Hey boy, you seem to be getting the wrong script right now," Gloria tugged at his platinum hair, "the whole world thinks you're in love with me."

Hugh Grosvenor shrugged, "I really am. If you need me to provide my body, I will be very honored."

Gloria let go of his hair and patted Hugh on the shoulder, "No, thanks, I like men with dark hair."

"Do you want to be deeply involved in the rumors of discrimination against light-haired people?" Xio straightened his platinum hair, "To be honest, I have no illusions about your aesthetics."

"Speaking of aesthetics," Gloria pointed to the Westminster students who were wearing pink Lycra suits in the rowing competition outside the window. "A group of men in pink suits rowing in the Thames River is really eye-catching."

Oh, and the football players not far away are also wearing pink T-shirts.

Hugh, who has been studying at Westminster College since the age of 13, is still incapable of accepting the pink clothing required by the public school. He spread his hands, "Who made this school called the Queen's Rose? Thank God, at least judo players are not Pink clothing is required."

The young nobleman raised his eyebrows at Gloria, "Don't you think they are full of energy? Compared with your famous boyfriend, they are much quieter."

"Mr. Holmes?" The picture of her leaving Baker Street this morning appeared in Gloria's mind. The curly Mr. Curly was curled up motionless on the sofa in his nightgown. "Maybe my Mr. Detective looks pale and thin, but believe me Me, he can knock out those pink boys downstairs in 3 minutes."

Speaking of knockouts, there's actually a fight going on at 221B Baker Street.

The two fighting sides are Sherlock and a Japanese killer hired by his client who rejected the case.

Look, the detective is too venomous and arrogant, not every stupid goldfish can bear it.

Mr. Sao Bao Tianjuan flexibly dodged the Japanese killer's samurai sword, and his coquettish positioning made his body line more slender. By the way, he still had time to operate his blackberry mobile phone to urge his little girlfriend to go home as soon as possible.

"Shuh—" The samurai sword passed by his ears, and Sherlock's Barton fighting technique quickly hit the Japanese killer.

Of course, it didn't even take him 3 minutes, the detective knocked the killer out with a punch, and then sent a text message smoothly——

"If it's convenient, hurry back to Baker Street, SH."

Too bad her little girlfriend didn't reply in time, as Gloria was on the phone from her friend Connie Carter.

"Leah, maybe you remember what date is three days from now?" Connie's voice came, with deliberately lowered expectations.

"George Washington's birthday?" Gloria deliberately teased Connie. "How can we not extend the holiday for a few days for the founding father's birthday?"

Connie said threateningly, "Aside from the birthday of the founding father of the United States, there are no other important events that you should write down?"

"ehhh," Gloria went on pretending to be silent, "seems to be the birthday of one of my favorite beauties, am I right? Miss Connie Carter?"

Connie was finally satisfied, "Congratulations, ma'am, I was ready to call the Sun newspaper to expose your cheating anecdote in seventh grade. Allright, you saved our friendship in time. What are your schedules these days?" ’” Her voice was a bit arrogant, “I can be merciful and let you know in advance——If you are entangled in trivial matters and cannot return to the United States, I am willing to spend my birthday in London. You know, I have always been such a friendly friend, so don’t worry too much about it.” too touched."

"It's too cold in London, baby," Gloria suggested to Connie, waving her hand goodbye, as she walked out of the lab. You are coming for an island holiday."

Connie's excited voice came, "The media tycoon Murdoch's Lanai?"

“Candice’s father, Larry Ellison, leased the Lanai for a year, and in fact he might buy it from Murdoch in a few years, and I asked Candice Teess sublets the right to use it for a week."

Gloria sat in the ghost sports car and hung up the bluetooth headset, and she soon received the next text message——

"It's not convenient, please come back quickly, SH."

"Oh, Leah, I wouldn't be surprised if you ran for President of the United States decades from now," Connie said with satisfaction, "You can always use your beauty to gain privileges."

Gloria: "...thankyou, very high evaluation."

"How many people can I invite to my birthday party?" Connie asked.

Gloria turned the steering wheel to start the sports car, "Oh, that's the sixth largest island in Hawaii, I think you can invite as many boys as you like."

"Speaking of the boys," Connie asked gossipingly, "how are you getting on with your Mr. Detective?"

"It couldn't be better," replied Gloria earnestly. "Mr. Holmes is really wonderful."

Connie's disgusted voice came, "ohmygod, you sound like a blond idiot in love with a hobby, promise me that you will attend the birthday party in three days' time by yourself, OK? I don't like sticky lovers."

"I just remembered that I haven't informed Mr. Holmes that I will go to Hawaii alone," Gloria sighed. "I hope he won't lose his temper with me."

It's really difficult to have a tsundere boyfriend with cat attributes.

Connie rolled her eyes and said to her before ending the call, "I almost raised the torch in my hand."

Gloria pressed the Bluetooth headset to end the call. When she was driving a ghost sports car and was about to enter Baker Street, she waited for a red light before seeing two unread text messages. Naturally, they were all from consulting detectives.

Before she could reply Sherlock sent another letter——

"Come back to Baker Street for dinner, SH."

Gloria replied with a wink, "But I can't cook, G."

She wasn't lying, in fact she only knew how to make simple sandwiches and omelettes.

In the living room of 221B Baker Street, the Japanese killer had already been thrown out of the apartment by Sherlock. He sat on the retro sofa and raised his chin proudly to reply to the text message——

"You always do something, SH."

Gloria: ...Hallelujah, Mr. Holmes has learned how to sexually harass him now.

When Gloria returned to 221B Baker Street, she thoughtfully packed dinner at the Chinese restaurant, and to be honest, she has been in love with chicken tenders with tangerine peel lately.

The living room at 221B Baker Street is as messy as ever. Gloria sincerely believes that the messy retro British temperament creates a unique aesthetic feeling. She looks at the consulting detective lying on the brown leather sofa. Look, the apartment is so messy, Mr. Holmes On the contrary, she knows how to tidy herself up.

Sherlock looked at her with a frown, "You are hiding something from me? Don't refute, I can infer the conclusion from the way you speak."

Gloria: "...but I haven't started talking yet."

"What are you hiding?" Sherlock raised his chin and looked at her like a big proud cat.

Gloria threw herself on the detective, buried her face in the socket of his neck, and breathed, oh, Mr. Holmes's beautiful body.

"Gloria—" Sherlock refused the temptation of his little girlfriend.

"Sir," Gloria smiled at him with a sweet little face, "I seem to be suffering from skin hunger after meeting you."

Sherlock: "...don't change the subject."

The elf girl flipped her hair to reveal her pointed ears, and the pose she put on someone was very imaginative, "I'm just fulfilling your request-I will always do something."

Sherlock's brilliant green eyes had tiny gleams of light in them, and oh god, fuck his stars, Mr. Holmes has a whole galaxy in his eyes!

"Gloria," Sherlock looked at her blankly, "——you want to go back to America?"

Gloria quickly explained, "Temporary, an international biology competition held in Hawaii, and celebrating a friend's birthday by the way, the overall time spent will not exceed a week."

"But you never mentioned it to me before." Sherlock looked at her with green eyes as beautiful as the sea of ​​stars.

Gloria blinked and replied innocently, "—I forgot."

The natural curly hair will be fried again, "Forgot?!"

Gloria touched his waist, "I have to answer honestly, I saw your muscles, and I couldn't remember anything in my mind.

Sherlock: ...Now a disagreement is more than a love affair.

Gloria pounced on him like a little girl, not caring about the Lolita breath she exuded, "Sir, you will live a celibate life for a few days, and in the process you can satirize the goldfish pond of Scotland Yard to your heart's content. Isn't it fun as well?"

"Maybe." Sherlock hesitated.

"I bought dinner at a Chinese restaurant, and the crispy-skinned duck and tangerine-skinned chicken tenders here are really heavenly delicacies." The blonde girl obediently walked away from him and went to the kitchen to get the cutlery.

And Sherlock took out his mobile phone from his pants pocket to send a message——

"I agree to the competition judge's invitation, SH."

A little girl thinks she can leave her boyfriend for a few days to attend a passionate island party, but Sherlock Holmes is sometimes as invincible as God.