[Comprehensive] The wonderful daily life of Kongjo Jona

"So, did you come to us after being hit by a holy fighter with his ultimate skill 'Golden Triangle Dimension'?"

The silver-haired man with natural curly hair sitting in the room repeatedly picked his nostrils with his little finger, and said casually while rolling his dead fish eyes.

"Yes, I've said it over and over again."

Compared with the man's lazy look, Qiao Na, who was sitting upright, looked very serious.Garon's ability does not seem to be weaker than that of his elder brother Saga. In the state of not activating the double soul song, for these saint fighters whose fist speed can exceed the speed of light, even if time stops, it will not be able to prevent Qiao Na from being drawn into another dimension. Space, and when Qiao Na thought she had found an exit from another dimension to escape, she found herself in such a nondescript place called "Edo".

Although the construction and technology have caught up with modernization, some aspects even surpassed the current world, and the human beings here have entered the era where they can communicate with the universe, but many local customs remain the same as those of Japan in the past.

Jona can be sure that this is not her original world, she has almost regarded it as a parallel space by default, but in a series of complaints from the man who "kindly" picked her up, she learned a lot that made her feel even more surprise thing.

"Really, do young people nowadays have secondary illnesses? They think all day long that they are either destroying the world or some kind of savior. Where did the saint fighter come from? You bastard, the author must have finished the serialization more than ten years ago, and 'golden' Triangular Dimension' This is obviously the skill of a sea fighter."

"No, Yin-sang, to be precise, Garen is still a saint. After all, he showed Miro his awareness again after being enlightened by Athena, and he was also recognized by the original gold saints."

A boy with glasses next to this man couldn't help correcting him, but he shook his head, arguing with the other party very seriously, "It's too naive Shinpachi, he just replaced the dead Saga and wore it in the battle of the underworld." Strictly speaking, he cannot be regarded as a saint if he wears the Holy Cloth of Gemini."

"No, that's a saint too! At least he was recognized by Athena!"

"Then why did he beat a little girl here? This is clearly what he did when he was still a sea fighter! That's a sea fighter!"

"What's the point of worrying about this, Yinsang!"

The glasses boy yelled at him unbearably, but the man still looked very lazy, and turned his head to look at Qiao Na again.

"By the way, you said that your name is Kujo Jona, right? You said you have a kind of ability called 'stand-in'... Hey, let me say that you have a relative named Kujo Jotaro, right?"

"..."

Listening silently to the non-stop dispute between the two, Qiao Na was stunned for a long time before finally being able to digest the other party's words.

Why do they know these things?Even Garen knew what kind of place they were in?

"Jotaro is my older brother."

After hesitating for a moment, Qiao Na decided to have a showdown.

"How do you know?"

These words silenced the other party. He also stared blankly at Qiao Na for a moment, and then suddenly laughed wildly while holding his stomach.

"Hahahaha, Xin Baji, did you hear that, this little girl said that she has an older brother named Jotaro, she is a substitute messenger, a substitute messenger hahahaha!"

"Hahaha, she must be a middle school student who ran away from home after reading too many comics, but Yin-sang, you are too much, we should ask where her home is and send her back."

The two laughed wildly, and the mother-in-law downstairs yelled, "Be quiet!" Qiao Na was silent at the side, and when they were almost laughing, she suddenly called out the daughter of forest green, and instantly shouted. He took down the wooden knife with the silver hair naturally curled around his waist, and knocked on the heads of the two of them twice.

"Calm down?" Jona said.

"........."

The laughter of the two stopped abruptly, they turned their heads stiffly, and stared at Qiao Na with eyes like they had seen a ghost.

"Ghost, ghost—?!!"

"...Didn't you already say that you are a stand-in messenger?" Jona replied calmly, watching the two of them.

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"So, am I a character in a comic book story in your world?"

It took about three days for Jona to finish flipping through volumes 1-6 of "JOJO's Bizarre Adventure" borrowed from the bookstore. After sorting out all the clues, she looked at the natural scroll called Sakata Gintoki with a complicated expression. road.

It's not that she didn't doubt the authenticity of this series of stories, but there were all the people she knew and didn't know, the tempers and personalities of her family members, including the bastard things Jousuke did, and even the stories that can almost run through the beginning and end of this story. The big villain, Dio, was consistent with the legend she had heard from Joseph.

Grandfather Jonathan? Joestar is really an admirable real gentleman, grandpa was a hooligan from beginning to end, Jotaro used to have that side, Jousuke... Forget it, it's nothing.And Dior also has an illegitimate child. Fortunately, this child is completely different from him and is not threatening.

And the most terrible thing is that when she read the sixth book of this series of comics, she even let her know the future of her little niece Xu Lun who was less than ten years old...

Because of the lingering influence of Dior, Xu Lun, who grew up, was framed by her useless rich second-generation boyfriend and imprisoned. Unexpectedly, everything was a plot by a fanatical follower of Dior, Father Pucci, for the sake of To avenge the blood of Jotaro and the Joestar clan, and they fought until the end, destroying the world along with them...

Qiao Na rubbed her brain and felt a pain in her scalp.

If it wasn't for her strong endurance, she might have gone crazy.

"Well...if you really have an older brother named Jotaro Kujo."

Sakata Gintoki also seemed uncomfortable. It seemed that the appearance of the world visitor Jonah in the story had brought him quite a surprise. Even so, he said perfunctorily, "It's nothing, it's all JUMP's comics anyway. It doesn’t matter if A incident happens occasionally, as long as it doesn’t involve copyright, Ah Yin’s story may also be seen in JUMP in other worlds haha.”

...You are really a manga, not a prophetic prophecy.

Qiao Na found it a bit difficult to understand, but these comics depicted their stories as if they were on the scene, recording the past, and perhaps the future, even thinking about why there is such a thing doesn't make much sense.

But what concerned her the most was why there were so many people she knew or didn't know in these stories, but none of the content was related to her?

It was as if she had never existed.

"Are you sure I'm not mentioned even in the biography of this series of works?"

After thinking about it, Qiao Na decided to ask Sakata Gintoki directly.

"No, I've never heard of Jotaro having a younger sister. Seriously, little sister, you really didn't have a second-school attack and thought you were the protagonist of the story to tease us."

"It's not!" Jona finally glared at her a little angrily.

"Just kidding, maybe the author left out some irrelevant characters in the original story. The stories of these guys are boring, they can't be the protagonist, and they don't have meaning as a supporting role, so it doesn't matter if they are drawn or not, and readers won't anyway want to see."

"It's a bit too much." Jona frowned.

"Okay, okay, kids are really troublesome now." Gintoki Sakata picked out his ears with his little finger, blew off the dust on his face, and said with a nonchalant expression, "There is another possibility, have you heard of the parallel world, the story of Marvel? There are countless branches in this world, maybe you didn't exist in the original story, but in other parallel worlds, something happened outside your mother and father's lonely plan, which led to your accidental birth gone."

"...Well, that sounds like a reasonable explanation."

Qiao Na closed her eyes, and after a long silence, she closed the page at the end of the manga.

Anyway, here she is.

But Jotaro and their future seem a bit bleak.

Although there is no own existence in this story, it is still conceivable that there may not be too many changes.In the future... that's only ten years or so. Everyone died, and the whole world went straight into the next reincarnation. Whether it was Mom, Jotaro, Xu Lun, or others, they were no longer the same as they were before.

...this kind of thing must not be allowed to happen.

Qiao Na thought that after she went back, she might as well kill the priest directly...

"Okay, so did the comics tell you how to return to the original world in this situation?"

She thought for a while and asked again.

"The normal process should be that the protagonist gathers a group of guardians after completing the journey, then defeats the enemies and summons the patron saint. After making a wish, he can return to the original world. In addition, a guardian and her Let's go back together."

"You're talking about shoujo comics, right! Do you still read this kind of comics besides JUMP?!" Qiao Na couldn't help complaining, "Is there no way to be normal?"

"Oh, then you have to find a saint and let him send you back like he sent you here." Sakata Gintoki said.

"Is there a saint here?"

"Of course not, you thought it was a cartoon." He popped his booger.

"...Okay, thank you, I'll figure it out myself."

Qiao Na suppressed the urge to run away, and politely thanked Sakata Gintoki.

Having said that, the "Everything House" run by this person, which doesn't have much business, still took Qiaona in and asked her to stay on this street to borrow comics, but at the same time, she also needed to help with housework.In addition to the boss here, Sakata Gintoki, there are two fellows, one is the glasses otaku Shimura Shinpachi who I have seen before, and the other is said to be the little girl Kagura from other planets in the universe, but Qiao Na always feels that she The dress looks like a Chinese girl in a certain era.In addition, their family also raised a dog that was bigger than a person.

...Forget it, it's just a parallel world with a different worldview anyway.

Qiao Na thought that their work in the Wanshiwu had nothing to do with her. They usually took care of the children or found the lost cat. I was asked to go undercover in Yoshiwara.