[Comprehensive] Martyrdom is not a good civilization

"Sir, did my boyfriend say something wrong?"

"He slandered me without evidence!" The young man straightened his neck, his face was flushed, and his narrow eyes looked even more obscene.

Dazai walked around in front of me from behind the sofa, as if he wanted to say something to the young man.I took a step forward and protected Dazai behind me. Although I was much shorter than the young man, I completely suppressed him in terms of momentum.

"It's a fact that cats don't like the smell on Dazai's body. It's also a fact that Takumi Kiten is attractive to cats. He's just telling the truth, so you just sit in your seat. Is there anything else you want to say?"

Dazai didn't say clearly that the young man had Polygonum japonica hidden on his body, but since he said so, there must be some.

And this young man is really not right.

"I, you are irrational!" The young man faltered and couldn't speak. He glanced around and found that everyone's expressions were hesitant, and their eyes were red with anger.

"Okay, okay, our focus today is not this, everyone calm down." Toru Amuro came up to hold the young man, with a friendly smile on his face.

"Hmph!" The young man went down the steps passed by Amuro Toru, but his hand holding the cat trembled nervously.

"However, what this gentleman said is correct, the effect of Polygonum vulgaris is coming to an end."

Sure enough, as soon as Amuro Tou's voice fell, Xiao Wei, who was originally close to the young man as if meeting relatives, turned his face and didn't recognize him, and jumped off the young man with a swipe.

The little lieutenant landed in front of Dazai, the fur on his back was blown up, he grabbed my trouser legs nearby, first made a curse-like grunt at Dazai, and then turned his head to look at me as if accusing.

"Meow! Meow!"

"Oh, it's so fierce." Dazai looked at Xiaowei with a smile, and said a childish threat, "Don't touch Xiao Lingzi's legs randomly."

"Meow!" The little lieutenant jumped off me, and I saw it stretch out its claws towards Dazai, back up and squat up.Just when I thought it was going to jump up to show Dazai a good look, Xiaowei put up the ears of the plane and jumped back into Azusa Enomoto's arms.

The atmosphere in the office was embarrassing, except for a few guys with high IQs who were not human, everyone looked at the young man suspiciously.

The upright Mao Lilan frowned, hesitated for a moment and asked directly: "Mr. Yuze, do you really have Polygonum japonica on your body?"

"How is it possible! Stop joking!" Yuze tried to defend himself with pale words.

"Then why did the lieutenant run away suddenly?" Ayumi clenched her fists, "You must be guilty of being aggressive just now!"

On the other hand, one fat and one thin, Yuantai and Mitsuhiko stood beside and nodded in agreement.

"Since I mentioned Amaki Ryo, you have been subconsciously looking at your right pocket. Of course, maybe your treasure is hidden there." Dazai stretched his arms around my shoulders, his voice was brisk. stand up.I was infected by his emotions, and my tense body began to relax.

The cat left, Yuze folded his arms around his chest and shaded his face.

Amuro stroked his chin and began to add: "To be suspicious, you have been touching your pockets since you entered the door. There seems to be some powder on your feet."

"Really!"

"It's Mutian Polygonum!"

The children moved quickly. They looked down for a moment and found fragments of plants at Yuze's feet.

"Is there anything else to say?" I raised my eyebrows and repeated the previous question. Successfully defending my boyfriend is like defending my own territory, and I feel very happy.

"I..." Yuze's face was flushed, and his lips squirmed for a moment, unable to say anything to defend himself.So he ran towards the door suddenly, trying to escape from the detective agency.

"boom!"

Dazai threw out the magazines on the desk in the office, and Yuze fell to the ground.

"The Sanhua Lucky Cat is worth millions to tens of millions in the market, and there is no price in the market. It has constituted a fraud. It would be better for this kind of person to be taken away by the police." Dazai said, looking at Toru Amuro, with a smile on his face fake.

I tilted my head and nodded my lips. Is Dazai and Toru Amuro a little bit off?

"I just called the police."

Toru Amuro and Dazai looked at each other, intense sparks flew between them.

Mao Lilan standing next to me looked at me in confusion, and I shrugged her shoulders to signal that I didn't understand what happened to the two of them.

Maybe it's a bad mood?

"Great, it's much easier to confirm the captain's owner now!" Conan said childish words with cold sweat on his forehead, interrupting the crooked atmosphere.

"Yeah, do you have any ideas, Conan?" Although I didn't understand why Conan looked like he was facing a big enemy, I asked back very flatteringly.

Very good, one of the three shit shoveling officer candidates has been eliminated. Which of the remaining two is the real one?

"I heard that cats can hear their master's footsteps, is it true, sister Ayako?"

"It is true that there is such a saying."

"Well, you'll know if you try it." Dazai glanced at Conan with a half-smile, and saw Conan's cold sweat.

I looked around blankly, Conan was nervous, Toru Amuro looked at Dazai with wary eyes, but Dazai's expression could be fake.

If I'm in a TV series, I'm afraid I'm just a cannon fodder for accidentally disconnecting n episodes. When I go online again, I can't understand the thoughts of the bosses.

Why are you so tired.

Conan's suggestion was unanimously approved, and the middle-aged man wearing glasses finally passed the test.

"Ah, it's finally solved! My game!" Mori Kogoro finished the soy sauce and continued to turn on the TV to watch the game.

Ayumi and two other children saw Xiaowei off, and Goro jumped beside me trying to reach the fluffy ball on his clothes, and I happily teased the cat by pulling the ball.

"Little Ayako, are cats more fun than me?" Dazai suddenly turned his face closer, muttering dissatisfaction.

"The cat is much more worry-free than you. What did you say to Mr. Amuro?"

Just now Dazai walked over and said a few words to Amuro Toru, and Amuro Toru maintained the expression of the collapsed worldview.

"It's nothing, just chatting about life?"

"I believe in your evil." I picked up Goro and stuffed it into the hands of Mao Lilan who was blinking enviously, "Let's go home, Miss Xiaolan~"

"Okay, be careful all the way." Mao Lilan pinched Goro's cat's paw and waved to me, her beautiful smile was like the morning after the rain.

At this time, a little Douding popped out, and he was trying to be cute: "Sister Ayako, I want to whisper to you."

"Does Conan have a little secret?"

"No, sister Xiaolan."

Every time I hear Conan call Xiaolan sister, I feel an indescribable, um, sense of confusion.Just think of it as the fun of their little couple.

"Dazai, be good, I'll chat with Conan."

"I see, little~Aya~ko~" Dazai ran to Mouri Kogoro, and quickly chatted with this seemingly unreliable uncle.

"Well... Conan, why do you have this expression?" I was about to drag Conan to the corner to listen to his whispers, but when I lowered my head, I found him looking at me with a horrified expression.

"It's nothing..." Conan hesitated to speak, stopped and wanted to speak, and finally had a confused expression as if he had tangled himself into a twist.

"Okay, there's no one here, what do you want to tell me, Conan?"

"That Mr. Dazai..."

"Conan, I remember you asked once before, now he is a legal citizen!"

"You're wrong, Yingu." Conan chicken covered his face in pain like a duck talking, and he realized in the next second, "Now he is a legal citizen, what about him before?!"

"...It was also before!"

"What are you girls thinking about when you're in a relationship?"

"Probably Miss Xiaolan and Kudo Shinichi thought about the same thing when they fell in love?"

"You won, Sakuragu."

"uh-huh."

"Although you may think it's unnecessary, I must warn you that I have asked my father and Dr. Ari to investigate Dazai Osamu, and his resume is blank." Conan paused, frowned and continued, "Cats hate cats." The smell on him is the smell of gunpowder."

Conan's expression became serious, and I stopped joking with him.

I organized my words to explain to Conan, but found that it might not be clear: "Conan, come here."

Conan approached, I squatted down and pointed my finger on his forehead, Conan looked at me suspiciously.

"what are you doing?"

"Draw a talisman for you."

"It's a new era in society, you still believe this..."

Conan's words were blocked by the golden light scattered from my fingertips, the expression on his face changed from casual to unbelievable, and his big blue eyes seemed to fall out of their sockets and hit the glasses.

"The time limit is three months, I wish you good luck, Xiaodouding."

"...Who is Xiaodouding." Conan touched his forehead in disbelief, where there was a slight heat feeling that the spell was working.

"Whoever should be."

Conan touched his chin and fell into deep thought: "Is this the government's ability to hide the people? I always thought it was a folk rumor."

As Conan asked, it seemed that only me, Dazai, and Odasaku were aware of the fusion of worlds.Is it possible that one day I too will be deceived by the world?

Thinking about it carefully, I shook the messy thoughts in my head vigorously.

I squatted down so that my eyes were at the same level as Conan, and I restrained the smile on my face and explained seriously: "Dazai is doing work that benefits society. He told me that as a joke. I think it is true. Dazai is absolutely Won't lie to me."

I don't know what Conan got from my words, his expression relaxed obviously: "Your boyfriend filter is too thick, hey!"

"Have it?"

"Yes. And Toru Amuro from the Poirot Café. I suspect he is from the Black Organization."

"Okay, I understand."

Until the end of the small meeting between the two, Conan was still in a trance with a collapsed world view.

"It was horse number five who won."

I opened the door and re-entered the office, only to find that Dazai and Mori Kogoro were shoulder to shoulder as if they had forgotten their friendship.

Mori Kogoro patted Dazai's shoulder and opened his mouth to laugh loudly: "You are very good, Dazai! Hahaha!"

"Uncle, I'm leaving first, we'll watch the game together when we have time!"

"Good hahaha! You young people are so clever!"

The setting sun has driven the afterglow to the front of the clouds, and the vast sky has been rendered dreamy pink-purple.

"Dazai, what kind of cat do you think I will raise in the future?" I tilted my head and fell into reverie. The little puppet fairy has a good face, beautiful short, lively and cute, and the short-legged cat's short legs are super cute...

"Little Ayako is so fickle, it's not enough to have me, and she wants to raise other cats behind my back!" Dazai looked at the accusatory expression of the betrayer, if I wasn't the person involved, I'm afraid I really thought it was a big deal.

"It's different! I can give cats a hug and hold them high, but I can't hold you, Dazai."

"Little Ayako, can I hug you and let me lift you high?" Dazai stood upright, looking at me eager to try, "And, the note that Ayako gave me..."

I smiled and took Dazai's hand: "Pfft, okay! One cat is enough for Dazai at home."

The author has something to say: Dazai Meow: You can pet cats outside, but I can only have one at home.