[Comprehensive] Martyrdom is not a good civilization

"There is such an animal in nature that is a natural hunter - the big cat..."

I was sitting on the sofa holding a bag of potato chips and chewing and chewing. I watched the leopard galloping in the TV show "Man and Nature" with blank eyes, wanting to pinch my furry heart.

"Buzz—"

The mobile phone was placed on the coffee table, and the message alert vibrated.

It was a short ten-second video sent by Dazai. The photographer seemed to be shooting while walking, and the video screen was a little trembling.In the video, the familiar three-flowered cat squats lazily on the street corner after stretching its waist. The brown cat eyes are very spiritual.

Huh?This is similar to the Sanhua "heartless man" who I often feed and run in the alley. The pattern on the body is exactly the same from the video.

【Mr. Dazai: The teacher is so cute, is Ayako talking to me? 】

【Mr. Dazai: Ayako, do you see the date on the calendar? 】

【Mr. Dazai: hints in eyes.jpg】

Today is June 6th, Dazai's birthday.I have never forgotten the reminder of the mobile phone memo setting.

But I'm angry now and ignore you.

I threw down the potato chips and licked the crumbs on my fingertips. After some hesitation, I still didn't reply to the message. After all, I am really a very principled person!

After all the leopards, lions and tigers were introduced in the show, the phone started to vibrate.

【Mr. Dazai: Now I can only hold Xiaozhi and look at the stars alone. 】

Immediately afterwards, Dazai sent another photo, which seemed to be at home. The clay figurine I sent was placed on the window sill by Dazai. The figurine was facing the window, looking very lonely in the twilight.

Beside the villain, Dazai's hand came into the mirror, holding the wine bowl with his white fingertips, and after removing the bandage that wrapped around his wrist, a new scratch was added on the back of his hand, and the bloody scab on the red wound had just solidified.

My eyes staring at the big cat on TV involuntarily stayed on Dazai's wound, and my fingers subconsciously tapped on the phone screen.

Dazai doesn't have many friends, and the handful of friends don't seem to pay much attention to the sense of birthday ceremony.

Not only was there no one to bless her on her birthday, but there was also bloodshed, which was really miserable.

I sighed and poked open the phone keypad.

[What is the magical name of Xiaozhi? 】

【Mr. Dazai: This is a nickname~】

I believe in your evil, don't you feel nauseous?

【Mr. Dazai: What should I do now after my birthday?Will Ayako sing birthday song to me? 】

【Mr. Dazai is not as cute as Xiaozhi, but what he thinks is beautiful =. =]

【Mr. Dazai: I don't care!To listen to the birthday song! 】

Dazai is simply a model of pushing his nose and face when he gives three points of color, and the news comes one after another.

【Mr. Dazai: I want to eat birthday cake! 】

【Mr. Dazai: There are many more birthday wishes! 】

【Mr. Dazai: The little milk cat is rolling.jpg】

I stared at the last emoji in a daze, the kitten rolled... Xiaozhi rolled... the mini Dazai with a gap in his bangs lay rolling on the ground.

I was so cute by my own brain, I covered my mouth seriously and started typing.

【If Mr. Dazai can restore this emoji, cakes, wishes and birthday songs will not be a problem! 】

"Really, little Ayako!"

"Of course it is..." Jokingly.

Ok?

After I answered casually, I realized that something was wrong. On the tea table was sitting obediently on the coffee table, a troublemaker Dazai Osamu who is ten centimeters tall.

"Mr. Dazai? Little Zhi?"

"Huh?" The little man on the table stood up and looked at me with his head tilted.

I slid from the sofa and sat on the floor, propped my face on the coffee table and looked at the villain.

stamp--

There is a gap in the bangs, it must be Dazai.It's not Xiao Xiaozhi, why do I feel a little regretful in my heart?

"Oops - Dazai fell down."

Dazai, who was lightly poked in the face by me, fell down in exaggerated slow motion, and his tone sounded more immature than usual.

"Gulu, Gulu..."

I stared dumbfounded at Dazai tossing left and right on the coffee table, and finally gave me a bright smile with two dumb hairs on his head.

Except that it’s not a cat, Dazai’s emoticons are 100% reductive!

"Cakes, wishes and birthday songs!"

"……nonexistent."

"Little Ayako lied to me... On her birthday, she was sent out by the leader to deal with idiots, and after returning home exhausted, she was played with by her best friend..."

My chin hurt a bit when it was on the coffee table, I rubbed my chin with a cold face: "What do you mean by playing with emotions, I'm just a kitty with no emotions."

Dazai took a step back and stumbled over the small package of tissues on the table, he turned his face in grief: "What else can I do, of course I choose to forgive her."

In fact, my anger has almost disappeared after a long time, but I am still a little bit aggrieved and want to torment Dazai.

The ten-centimeter Dazai is a hundred times more refined than the clay figure I made, and the facial features are scaled down so that they look unreal.Dazai was wearing a black suit,

I couldn't help poking Dazai's face with my hand, and the pads of my fingers felt soft and smooth: "Mr. Dazai, stop making trouble, and worry about why you became like this first."

Dazai rubbed against my finger, his kite-colored eyes blinked lightly: "It doesn't matter, anyway, Ayako likes it very much."

"It can't just be my liking. I remember that Mr. Dazai's coming here is different from going to the game. Time will flow. If you disappear for a long time, it will delay a lot of things, right?"

"Suicide is the same no matter where you go. Don't worry, Ayako."

Dazai specifically refers to suicide when it comes to many things. His tone is very indifferent, and he is not worried about his situation at all.

In fact, I was even more confused about why Dazai was still wearing clothes when he became smaller. Did the clothes get smaller along with it?Which fairy godmother did the magic, so thoughtful.

"Don't mention suicide tonight, I'll take you to eat cake."

"What about birthday wishes and birthday songs?"

Dazai ran to the edge of the coffee table, sat down and swung his legs in the air.

I pressed down the two dull hairs on the top of his head: "Both. But first you need to deal with the wound on the back of your hand."

Dazai was involved in the wound on the back of his hand when he was rolling just now, and the blood scab split and oozes blood.

"This kind of minor injury will heal soon, let's go eat cake!"

Dazai licked the blood from the wound, obviously more interested in the cake or celebrating the birthday.

"No, I'm going to get the medical kit."

Where is the broken habit, do you think that licking will be good?I still remember Dazai's serious expression when he treated my wound, how could he not care at all when it was his turn.

"I'll go too."

"Hmm... Dazai-san's short legs now..."

"Can't you?"

With my current height, I can easily look down on Dazai. He tilts his head slightly, his long eyelashes fluttering innocently, and his tone seems to be coquettish.

Sometimes the bottom line is slowly getting lower like this, I resist for a second or compromise: "Of course, Mr. Dazai can stand on my hand first."

My two hands were close together and slightly folded, Dazai jumped to my upturned palm, holding my fingertips to stand firmly.

I feel inexplicably excited. Is this what it feels like to have a Thumbelina?

"What is Ayako thinking?"

"I'm thinking of Thumbelina, little Mr. Dazai seems to be a game! I can comb your hair, change your clothes, and make snacks!"

"Cultivate a game... If little Ayako turns into Thumbelina, I will definitely put it in my pocket so that no one can see~"

"What terrible speech are you talking about?"

While making complaints, I carefully placed Dazai on the computer desk in the study room, and the medical kit was in the cabinet of the computer desk.Because I hate taking medicine, I stuffed the medicine in the medical kit very disorganized.

I poured out the medicine in a hurry, naturally I didn't see Dazai smiling and didn't refute my complaint, but the iris pupils dilated slightly.