[Comprehensive] I am dying with the target person every day

Tsurumi Hana is a mafia, there is no doubt about it, but it's not because she wants to be a mafia too much, it's purely because her father is the boss of a small family, and her son inherits her father's business, and she is also a mafia.

As a mafia, even if she doesn't want to do it, she still has to learn some life-saving skills, such as shooting, fighting, and cheating, but she didn't learn them well. In the end, the teacher who taught her skills found that she was talented in illusion, so she specially hired an illusion for her. master.

Tsurumi Huayi's illusion skills quickly surpassed her master's. She can learn from one example and know everything from what she hears, and she can be regarded as an outstanding combat power in the family—although Huayi thinks that a large part of the reason is that her father's family is too small. Get taller.

The daughter of the mafia boss, she is still a very rare illusionist.

Suppressing the two titles means that the whole family attaches great importance to her, asks about her health, and takes her to the banquets of the big families if she has nothing to do, wishing to put the name "Jeso Family Illusionist" on her face.

The master who is also an illusionist also attaches great importance to her. On a sunny afternoon, after the routine training, the master stroked the non-existent beard and asked in a profound way: "Layla, What kind of mafia do you want to be in the future?"

"I have nothing to do, I'm lazy." The fashionable and young Tsurumi Hana blinked, her face full of sincerity.

Then the master laughed twice and said, "Are you dreaming? In the Jesso family, only you and the young master can do it, you want to go to Hawaii Island to see beautiful women in swimsuits basking in the sun and sell sunscreen. It's impossible for you to reincarnate... Ah, speaking of it, your brother is even more unreliable than you."

"..." No, she didn't say that, okay?And this is your dream, master, right? !

Kai Tsurumi, who thought she saw her master clearly, later found out that she was really dreaming, especially after her father died, and after he and his brother decided the heir of the family by drawing lots... The brother who didn't care about this matter at first , After graduating from university, he suddenly became a secondary school student and decided to rule the world. Although he was a secondary school student in the past, he has not reached this level. For a time, Kai Tsurumi felt that her brother was a university major and did not learn well. After graduation, he could not find a job. I want to take revenge on society.

…What was unexpected was that he actually did quite well, on the road of ruling the world and becoming a villain.

Tsurumi Hana always suspects that one day a hot-blooded young anime hero will suddenly appear and wipe out her brother as a dungeon monster.

In the end, my brother was not brushed off, but she was brushed off as an experience monster.

Tsurumi Hana was not very happy, she felt that she didn't have a good day.When her father was alive, she was used as a facade to keep her out, and after her brother inherited the family, she was always lying on the ground.

Unexpectedly, she ended up living a life of "doing nothing and slacking off"—ah, if there is any difference from before, it is that this is not an easy life.Her left foot was injured and it was difficult to move, and she was fired from her only job because of Belphegor's faultfinding. The tragic thing is that she didn't even have an identity certificate, let alone a new job.After all, he even lives with his assassination target now...

For the first time, Tsurumi Hana felt that the life of the mafia was so good!

As an unemployed vagrant, Kai Tsurumi spent a day at the home of Osamu Dazai, the assassination target, with a meager salary from the store manager when she was fired and a bank card that Balian left behind without knowing the password.

It's not that she didn't think about assassination, but according to her observation, Osamu Dazai, who looks lazy, is unexpectedly high in vigilance. If she uses illusion, it is easy to be detected and neutralized. In close combat, let's not talk about her physical strength. The surgery is not good, she is in this "physically disabled" situation, it is better not to join in the fun.

Osamu Dazai went to work in a detective agency, and Kai Tsurumi, who was left alone at home, found that Osamu Dazai was a very boring person. There was no computer network or TV at home, so it was no different from salted fish!

The only available electrical appliance was the refrigerator in the kitchen. Kai Tsurumi opened it and found that it was full of canned crabs and wine.

After thinking about it for a while, the dejected Tsurumi Hana sent a text message to Dazai.

【Dazai, your house is so boring. 】

Five minutes later, Tsurumi Hana, who hadn't received a reply, silently rolled around on the bed and made a phone call.

The phone was picked up immediately, and Dazai's lazy and brisk voice came from over there: "Ah, Hana. I was thinking that Hana will call in a few minutes."

"Hey, did you see the text message a long time ago, why didn't you reply me?" Tsurumi Hana couldn't help complaining, "Ah, I'm so boring! Dazai, your house is so boring!"

"Huh? How can it be boring? Home is a pleasant and relaxing place where you can try various suicide methods, such as electrocution, poisoning by mixing washing liquid into water, and hanging by hanging ropes from the eaves." , " Dazai said with slight surprise in his tone, "Haikai, you lack the heart to discover interesting things."

"I can't feel any relief in what you said." Rather, Dazai, who thought such things were easy, had a distorted mind.Tsurumi Hana who said so in her heart hugged the pillow and said vaguely, "Dazai, please bring me a magazine when you come back."

"Well, Huayi doesn't think chatting with me is more interesting than reading magazines alone?" He dragged out his tone, looking a little careless.

"I choose a magazine." Despite the obvious disappointment in the other party's tone, Tsurumi Kai believed that he was definitely faking it, and Kai, who suddenly recalled the setting of "I like Dazai" after a half-beat, quickly added an explanation, " And you can't be with me 24 hours a day."

"Hey, although I want to stay with Hana all the time, the work of the detective agency is so hard that I can't leave him... You must quietly disrupt Kunikida-kun's plan, and you must pay attention to whether there is a suitable beautiful lady to accompany you to die in love , and find a suitable place to commit suicide while working.” However, Dazai, who sighed helplessly, said nothing serious, and Tsurumi Kai heard Kunikida Doppo roaring on the phone, “You are thinking about it when you are working. These things?! Dazai!" At that time, he suddenly felt a little sympathetic to Kunikida who was always being teased, and Dazai continued to say nonchalantly, "Then what kind of magazine does Hana want?"

what type...

"What kind of magazines does Mr. Dazai recommend?" Tsurumi Hana, who hadn't read magazines for a long time, couldn't remember what kind of magazines she needed for a while, so she simply asked Dazai the question, "Ah, no suicidal ones."

"Really? It's a pity, there is a sequel to a book that I wanted to recommend to you, Hana, about how to commit suicide conveniently and efficiently," Osamu Dazai said inexplicably disappointed, "Then I'll read it when I get to the bookstore." Can you see anything suitable for a floral dress?"

"Okay, then I won't bother you at work, come back early!" Bring the magazine and dinner back!Thinking in this way, Hana Tsurumi hung up the phone neatly, and began to wonder if she should learn to cook, since she has been ordering takeaway for the past two days.

Hua Yi thinks that if she wants to learn, she should be able to learn it, right?

……perhaps.

Huayi was too bored and slept with her pillow for a while. When she woke up, she saw the orange-red silhouette falling on the tatami. She squinted her eyes slightly. The light and shadow are dazzling and gorgeous, just like the most gorgeous oil painting in the artist's pen.

I don't understand why people always want to kill themselves...and rule the world in such good weather.

Although there are always "people with abnormal brains" around Tsurumi Hana, people with such abnormal brains are still rare in the world.

"Sure enough, my wish is still world peace." Then you can be lazy every day and spend your days leisurely - she refers to the kind of people who have money and have someone to serve them.

As a mafia and killer, Kai Tsurumi stared at the setting sun meaninglessly, ah no, after praying for a few minutes, she got up to take a shower.

The bathroom was steaming, and when she closed her eyes and cleaned the conditioner from her hair after taking a shower, she heard the door open vaguely.

Is Dazai back?

Oops, I got conditioner in my eyes.

"Hiss—" Kai Tsurumi, who was hurting her eyes and made a low sound, quickly rubbed her eyes with her hands soaked in clean water. Because of the water, her vision was a little blurred. She turned off the shower and went to get the water in the basket I didn’t walk very far when I found myself stepping on the slippery foam. The other foot tried to stabilize my figure, but it was my injured left foot. I lost my center of gravity suddenly and fell to the ground. Turned over the basket of clothes.

The sound of eating pain was hidden in the clanging sound of things being dragged to the ground. When Kai Tsurumi stood up slowly with her hands on the ground, she found that the clothes in the basket fell on the ground and were soaked in water. She couldn't help sighing. He took a deep breath, and then heard a light knock on the door, and a young man's clear and pleasant voice came from outside the bathroom: "Do you need my help? Huayi."

——What do you want to help? Hey!

"No, no need!" Tsurumi Huayi hurriedly said, hurriedly put the wet clothes on the ground on her body, and then fell silent... Good, good!

The light sweat-absorbent cotton coat will see through when it gets wet!

Put an illusion on yourself so that the pajamas look like normal.The limping Huayi rushed out, but she didn't expect that when she opened the door, she saw a black-haired young man standing sideways. The startled Huayi stepped on the water stains at the door when she landed. Her feet slipped, and Kai Tsurumi, who had just fallen once, jumped forward again.

Dazai who was standing at the side instinctively flashed for a moment, and as if he suddenly remembered, he stretched out his hand to reach her, but it was only natural that he was a step too late, and Tsurumi Hana, who was about to fall face down on the ground, gritted his teeth and grabbed her. Tore off the young man's sleeve and tore him off as a meat pad.

Tsurumi Kai, who subconsciously closed her eyes, heard the man's muffled groan, and opened her eyes cautiously, and suddenly sensed that something was wrong. Just as she was about to get up on the ground, the young man who was pressed down by her held her shoulders, ear There came Dazai's whisper: "If you get up now, you will see everything you didn't see just now."

"...Is it normal to use 'Disqualification in the World' at this time?" Tsurumi Hana, who was stiff all over, was immediately frightened and obediently moved.

After all, the clothes soaked in water are really too see-through, without the cover of illusion, it is as transparent as if you are not wearing them!

"Yeah, I felt the reaction of the supernatural power, so I just slipped my hands," Dazai told her to "don't move", took off his coat and wrapped it around her body, and picked her up, "I'll take you back to your room, Hana."

"...Mmm." She buried her unconsciously flushed face in his arms, and simply stopped talking.