[Comprehensive] I am dying with the target person every day

In addition to being a mafia and illusionist, in the world of ordinary people, Kai Tsurumi can be regarded as a high-achieving student. Kai Tsurumi graduated from a liberal arts college in California, USA, before she was 20 years old. She has not yet stepped out of college. Since then, she has received olive branches from many multinational companies, but such Kai Tsurumi is now in an unprecedented state of embarrassment.

The graduation certificates and degrees obtained in the original world are useless in this world. Without the original memory of this body, Kai Tsurumi can't even find her own home, let alone an identity certificate.

After going out for a walk, Kai Tsurumi couldn't find a job, and in desperation, she returned to the coffee shop where she woke up. Well, she even put on the maid outfit that she detested so much.

so tired.

Whether it is saying "Welcome back, master" when the guests come in or "Master, walk slowly" after the guests leave, Kai Tsurumi feels very tired. The only people who will come to this coffee shop are Otaku and Pervert!

Tsurumi Hana thought this way, and 10 minutes later, she looked at the dark-haired young man who appeared in the coffee shop with a blank face, greeted her enthusiastically, and asked, "Why are you here?"

"Of course it's Huayi who came here." Osamu Dazai blinked and said seriously.

And his colleague Kunikida Doppo pushed his glasses, unceremoniously dismantling the stage: "What's going on? Dazai, didn't you say that there will be information about that incident here? familiar."

that matter?

Tsurumi Kai subconsciously recalls the crime scene they were in when they first met.

"There are various reasons," Dazai's eyes flickered, and he put it off, "Well, you'll find out in a while. Two cups of latte, ah, Kunikida-kun's without milk."

"Why don't I add it when it comes to mine?" Kunikida retorted immediately, "And what kind of latte is a latte without milk?! Compared to this, that superhuman—"

"Hush——" Osamu Dazai put his index finger on his lips and made a silencing motion, hooked his lips, and said in a strange tone, "It's better not to talk about this lightly when facing an 'invisible' enemy, Maybe that guy is around here."

"Dazai...you, do you already know something?" Osamu Dazai's words were like pouring a bowl of ice water into boiling water. The excited Kunikida Doppo calmed down instantly, frowned slightly, and lowered his voice .

Dazai Osamu vaguely passed the topic: "Well, I know a little more than Kunikida-kun."

After listening to them for a long time and not understanding what they were talking about, Kai Tsurumi wrote "two servings of latte" on the receipt, and then asked as usual: "Do you want anything else?"

"Hana, I'm thinking..." Osamu Dazai looked up at her, slightly lengthened his tone, showing a troubled look.

"What, what's the matter?" Tsurumi Hana couldn't help asking, feeling a little disturbed by Dazai Osamu's eyes.

"Did you forget to add the honorific 'Master'?" Osamu Dazai put his chin on one hand and teased with a smile, "As a clerk in a maid coffee shop, Huayi, you are obviously disqualified."

Tsurumi Hana turned around and left.

"Hua Yi! Hua Yi!" Within two steps, Miss Kita, a colleague from the maid coffee shop, suddenly ran over and grabbed the bewildered Tsurumi Hana, with an eager look on her face, "I'll send you the list, Hua Yi, are you a foreigner?! There are two guests over there who are speaking something we don’t understand at all, Hua Yi, can you go over and have a look?”

She is not a foreigner, but a Japanese-Italian mixed race.

Tsurumi Hana, who had studied in the United States, corrected silently in her heart, tore off the list in her hand and handed it to Beitian: "Then I leave the guests at this table to you, I'll go over and have a look. "

The guests at that table were surrounded by many waiters in the coffee shop. Before she approached, Hana Tsurumi heard the familiar Italian. She had a bad feeling in her heart. The colleagues on the periphery saw it, and the overjoyed colleagues hurried over and grabbed her wrist and dragged her there: "Huaiyi is here!"

When the other colleagues heard this sentence, as if they had received a signal, they all breathed a sigh of relief and dispersed. When they left, they did not forget to give Huayi words or eyes of encouragement. The guests who were originally surrounded were revealed in Tsurumi Huayi in front of.

Her brain froze for two seconds, she turned around and wanted to leave.

A small knife brushed past her neck, but even though she avoided it, it still left a trace of blood.

"Hee hee hee, we meet again." The man behind said with a laugh, the people around were dumbfounded when they saw this scene, Tsurumi Hana saw a colleague sneaking backstage.

"Senior, what are you doing, senior," at the same time, another lazy voice rang out, it was the companion who came with the man with a knife, "Please, senior, please spare me. It's not Italy, seniors will be arrested by the police if they do this, and then only one of me will go back, or is it that seniors are idiots, that's why they do things that idiots would do."

"Hehehe, shut up Fran," the man plunged the knife into the strange frog hat on the top of his companion's head, "I'm a prince, let me introduce you, that stupid woman in a maid outfit over there is The boss's ex-girlfriend."

"Ah, is that the woman who dared to get rid of that hot-tempered boss?" The boy named Fran said exaggerated words in a flat tone, expressing surprise perfunctorily.

Tsurumi Hana was silent: "..."

Wait, what are these two talking about? !

Do they really speak Italian?Kai Tsurumi, who has lived in Italy for nearly five years, suddenly felt that her language needed to be retrained!

Who is the ex-girlfriend?Are these two people from Vongola's assassination unit Balian?The boss they're talking about is xanxus, right?Wait, wait a minute, Tsurumi Hana feels that her head is a bit messy and needs to be stroked. What the ex-girlfriend said is... eh, is the "Tsurumi Hana" in this world the ex-girlfriend of xanxus?What a joke!

Recalling the original world, the few times she met that xanxus, Tsurumi Hana felt that she was about to lose her expression.

"Hehehe, have you always turned your back to us like this? Are you guilty? Lei—"

"What's the matter with you?" Although they communicated in Italian, the name "Leyla" has the same pronunciation in foreign languages. Before he could say it, Kay Tsurumi turned around and interrupted blankly. over him.

The man in front of him has light blonde mid-length hair, is wearing a striped jacket, and has a characteristic strange smile. No matter how you look at it, he is the genius of Balian, "Prince Ripper" Belphegor, well, see With his bangs that always covered his eyes and the shiny crown on his head, she couldn't have mistaken him. No one would dress like this except him.

As for the young man sitting opposite Belphegor, he has green hair and a huge frog hat on his head. He looks handsome and has an inverted triangle pattern under his eyes. After the death of Balian's illusionist Mamun, he replaced him The cadre of Balian, the illusion genius Fran who is rare in a century, this person, Tsurumi Hana, absolutely cannot admit his mistake, after all, his master Liu Daomuo was the chief culprit who killed her.

Therefore, Tsurumi Hana is in a delicate mood now.

The two people in front of me, oh no, it should be said that Belphegor obviously knew her, and probably knew her true identity, but he didn't act immediately, which shows that the Mirufiore family and Pengo Lie in this world The relationship between them is not that bad, at least not to the point of death.

But what kind of relationship is it? A girl who does not have the memory of "Kai Tsurumi" in this world is complete, complete, not, clear, clear, complete!

"Flower, Huayi..." Ms. Beitian's weak voice was barely audible.

"Hee hee hee, go and explain." Belphegor ordered, with an arrogant attitude.

"It's okay," Tsurumi Hana replied in Japanese, "It's just a toy, it seems like two playful guests, they want two cups of Blue Mountain coffee."

She mercilessly ordered the most expensive coffee in the store.

Belphegor's face froze. Although he and Fran had been communicating in Italian just now and ignored the waiter's words, they didn't really understand Japanese, but they were just making things difficult for the waiter so that Kay Tsurumi Just come here.

Miss Beitian still showed a worried look.

"I have nothing else to do and I'm going to work." Tsurumi Hana said indifferently.

"Senior, idiot senior, the boss's ex-girlfriend obviously doesn't want to talk to you." Fran dragged his voice lazily and continued, "Is the thing that senior said about her relationship with her a fantasy? It's definitely a fantasy. ?”

"Hee hee," Belphegor plunged a few knives into Fran's hat, "When did I say that?"

The relationship between "Tsurumi Hana" and Balian is actually pretty good... Ah, yes, he said just now that "Tsurumi Hana" and Balian's boss used to be lovers...

Tsurumi Hana imagined the scene when she was with that Balian xanxus, and suddenly felt a stomachache.

Akira saw the colleague who had already made the coffee standing not far away timidly and awkwardly, Tsurumi Hana walked up to take the coffee and put it on the table of the two of them: "Use it slowly."

After saying this, she turned and left.

Fortunately, Belphegor and Fran didn't continue to block her so blindly, Tsurumi Huai went backstage with a cold face, saw the phone calling the police behind the cabinet, and grabbed her wrist, And snatched her mobile phone, said a few perfunctory words to the police who were about to go to the police, hung up the mobile phone, and all the actions and words were done in one go. When she came back to her senses, she saw the astonished and somewhat fearful eyes of her colleagues.

"It's okay." She slowed down her tone and explained softly, "Those two guests are just children with a temper. You see, ordinary people don't wander around the street wearing such exaggerated frog hats. No need. worried."

The police organization faces the assassination unit Balian... Although Kai Tsurumi has never understood what Balian called "the assassination unit", what exactly does this "assassination" reflect.

If she remembers correctly, every movement made by Balian is earth-shattering, without the slightest "concealment" of an assassination. In short, she doesn't want them to confront the people from the police organization, and she always feels that it will cause trouble for herself. cause trouble.

The colleague looked at her suspiciously, Tsurumi Hana was a little impatient, but she still maintained an impeccable gentle smile, and returned the phone to her.

Tsk, if she fully recovers her ability, she can use illusion to directly cover up other people's memories, so as to save such trouble.

Speaking of which, the ability to recover last time was due to being attacked by Akutagawa. Can the fear of life and death catalyze the fit between the body and the consciousness?Why don't she try jumping off a building... Wait, what is she thinking? !

Tsurumi Hana felt that she was about to be infected after staying with a suicidal maniac for a long time.

"Are you okay?" A familiar clear voice came from the side, and Tsurumi Hana, who was taken aback, met the young man's casual smile when she turned her head. Fa, in the girl's uncomfortable expression, touched the bright red blood on her neck, "What's the matter? You look surprised."

After a short pause, Osamu Dazai withdrew his hand: "Speaking of which, your 'friend' is really an exaggeration, whether it's clothing or behavior."

friend……

Tsurumi Hana didn't want to admit that she was "friends" with those two guys from Balian.

"Hmm..." She faltered in response, bypassing the topic, "Why are you here, aren't you talking with Kunikida-kun? And the backstage of the coffee shop, idlers are not allowed to enter."

"I'm worried about Huayi, so you come here to take a look," he said, his eyes fell on the bloodstain on her fair neck, but his tone was very gentle, "Take some medicine when you get home, although it's not very serious. Serious but it's a girl after all."

She subconsciously touched the wound with her hand, but he stopped him by clasping her wrist. Osamu Dazai paused indiscernibly, and continued: "Pressing the wound indiscriminately will cause inflammation. I threw away all the medicine in the first aid kit before. Let's buy some when I go back this time, by the way, do you know where the box is? It's not in my bedroom...Speaking of it, I always feel that there is a very strong killing intent behind me."

Before he finished speaking, a slight sound of breaking through the air came from the side of his ear. Dazai Zhi, who was sideways avoiding it, saw three small knives pierced into the wall out of the corner of his eyes. He hooked his lips and said lightly: "This is really true, Dangerous weapon."

"Hehehe," the crisp voice came from the palm of his hand when the knife collided, and he smiled and laughed at Belphegor, who was approaching slowly while playing with the knife, "Sure enough, the boss looks too scary, there is no charm at all , being dumped by a woman deserves it, but it's about Balian's face, if you can't do anything to the boss's ex-girlfriend, you can only get rid of this man who dared to cuckold the boss."

——No, the one who got dumped on the left and cuckolded on the left is the one who disrespects the boss the most, okay? !

And why did you use "Japanese" this time!Tsurumi Hana's current mood can only be described in four words "unspeakable".

"Senior," Fran who followed up with a yawn said blankly, "Our setting is for foreigners who don't understand Japanese. You suddenly speak Japanese, which makes it difficult for me. Should I speak Italian or Japanese? Well, ah, it’s better to use Japanese, but wouldn’t we just be slapped in the face?”

"Shut up, Fran." Belphegor picked up the knife and threw it at Fran's body. As a result, it stuck into his hat without accident.

The name "Balian" has been clearly brought up by Belphegor, and Kay Tsurumi gave up and continued to cover up. She thought about the original "Kai Tsurumi" and their relationship mode, and shouted His name: "Bell, there is some misunderstanding here."

"Huh?" Osamu Dazai thought for a while and said, "Probably there is no misunderstanding, because Hana is indeed living with me."

——Please don’t say a few words, Osamu Dazai!How much do you want to die! Hey!

"Hee hee hee." Accompanied by Belphegor's laughter, continuous flying knives fell, one after another, and after being dodged by Osamu Dazai, they all inserted into the wall of the coffee shop with the delicate wallpaper.

Tsurumi Hana's eyelids twitched.

The commotion caused by Belphegor was not small. Many people who came to the backstage to check, ran away after seeing this dangerous scene, followed by a familiar voice: "Dazai!"

It is Dazai Osamu's colleague Kunikida Doppo.

In other words, it always feels a bit strange to watch a person with supernatural powers who have the same name as a historical literary giant fight with someone from Balian.

At this moment, Tsurumi Hana was still thinking inappropriately.

As if staying out of the way, Kai Tsurumi noticed that Kunikida Doppo tore a piece of paper from the notebook. The next moment, the paper disappeared, and a pistol appeared in the man's hand. Kai Tsurumi heard him say: "Doppo groans guest."

It seems that the pen name used may also become the name of a different ability.

"Wait a minute, Kunikida-kun." Dazai Osamu stopped him, but he was a step too late, the bullet came out of the gun, and Belphegor easily dodged the bullet's attack, and those on the attack line, It's Dazai.

He dodged with a wry smile, the bullet pierced into the wall, but thread-like blood flowed from Dazai Osamu's arms and back, he sighed lightly in an expected tone: "Ah, sure enough It has become like this, so it is a dangerous weapon.”

"Did you see it from the very beginning?" Belphegor's expression was rare hesitation, hundreds of thousands of throwing knives in his hand surrounded him layer by layer like dancing, but he soon came back to his senses Come on, he smiled nonchalantly, "Hehehe, but this kind of thing is fine anyway, because you can't avoid it even if you see it!"

"Senior, it's true," Fran's lazy voice came from beside him, "I have to drag people into the water every time, well, someone has already called the police, and I should leave first, so I don't want to run away with Senior. "

Tsurumi Hana looked away from the riddled wall and smiled at Fran.

"Ah, that's too bad." He said blankly, but he didn't have much intention to resist. Kay Tsurumi pressed the knife pulled from the wall to his throat, and said calmly, "Senior, please wait a moment Senior idiot, I was kidnapped by the old hag."

old witch...

Tsurumi Hana quietly brought the knife closer to Fran's neck.

"..." Belphegor turned his head and looked over, couldn't hold back, and threw a few more throwing knives into Fran's frog hat. Since entering the door, Fran's hat has been full of knives up.

"Senior, don't litter, okay?" He deadpanned and corrected Belphegor's behavior, "And your lovely junior was kidnapped by a terrible witch. Is this how seniors treat juniors?"

"Hee hee hee, who cares about you, go kill the frog head." Belphegor said so, but he didn't attack immediately.

"I've been wanting to say it for a long time, it's better to get rid of your inexplicable oral habit," Tsurumi Hana looked at the wall and ground pierced by the knife and bullets again, and said in a gentle tone as much as possible, "Bell, just pay the repair fee and the coffee and leave. The police are probably coming soon."

"Hehehe, if I don't agree, will you kill the frog head next to you?" Belphegor was not afraid of Tsurumi Hana's warning, but asked with interest, "Although it's just a frog, how can you kill it again?" After all, you are also a member of Balian, you should know the fate of angering the boss, Tsurumi."

Huh, it's strange that I didn't call her "Leyla" this time. Is it because of the Japanese?

Tsurumi Hana was confused for a moment.

"Senior, I was kidnapped, senior." Fran dragged out his voice and reminded without sincerity.

"Ah, now I feel like I will do anything for money," Tsurumi Hana thought for a while, and then said, "Besides, you didn't come here in Italy, did you have something to do? Got caught Is it really okay?"

In the second half of the sentence, Hua Yi deliberately used Italian to prevent others from hearing it.

"Hey! What's going on? Tsurumi!" Unlike Osamu Dazai, who was clearly involved and watched the play leisurely, Kunikida Doppo, who was confused, wanted to make a move, but he saw Osamu Dazai shaking the gun in his hand. Knife—that is the throwing knife that Belphegor used to attack. A piano wire was connected to the back of each throwing knife, and surrounded Osamu Dazai with a net. Can worry about nothing.

"Hehehe, I won't catch it." Belphegor took out the bank card from his pocket and threw it over, explaining, "For compensation, the password is the one common to Balian, you should know it. Go, Fran."

Hey wait!Which is the generic one?Don't casually assume that others know it!

Before Tsurumi Hana could stop her, Fran, who was held hostage by her, lazily replied "Yes—" and then dissipated in her hands like mist, and appeared in Belphegor Next to him, he put his shoulder on his shoulder: "The supernatural power...what is it called? Forget it..."

The two disappeared into the store out of thin air, leaving behind only a bank card that Tsurumi Kai didn't know the password, but Belphegor thought she knew the password, and a messy wall and ground.

Kai Tsurumi put her bank card in her pocket, walked up to Doppo Kunikida who looked surprised, and bowed deeply: "Well, although it's a bit impolite to say that, the holes in the wall are also yours. Son, can you help me with compensation?"

Hua Yi thinks that she will definitely be fired today. I don't know if her salary is enough to fill this hole, no, it is absolutely impossible!

Tsurumi Hana has never had such a deep understanding of the word "life without love".

I don't want to live anymore, really.