day-to-day life [Comprehensive]

Uchiha Madara's Sharingan has evolved to the highest form of Reincarnation, but this does not mean that he has the ability to see through.

What's more, this deck of playing cards seems to be unique, and even his illusion can't be used on it.Uchiha Madara had no choice but to give up his little thoughts and honestly choose people at random.

He couldn't cheat, and everyone else certainly couldn't, it was pure luck.Moreover, no matter how bad your luck is, it's always worse than Senju Hashirama who loses money and loses his pants!

With confidence in himself, Uchiha Madara spoke.

"No.13 and NO.[-], chorus "Who did you give your love to?"

As he spoke, he took the lead in revealing his hole cards, and then he was dumbfounded.

Heart K stared at him quietly.

"Puff ha ha ha ha..."

As the first king who got himself on the head, the others laughed and encouraged him.

"What about number one? Who is number one?"

Sephiroth throws out his 2 of hearts and urges number one to come out.

"not me."

Wu Qi smiled and threw out his 3 of Hearts, and the others also threw out their cards one after another.And the Ace of Hearts happened to be in the hands of Senju Hashirama next to Uchiha Madara.

Senju Zhuma smiled and looked at his best friend.

"Madara, we are really destined, let's sing together hahaha."

He didn't have the anger of being tricked, but was extremely excited.

Uchiha Madara stared at the ball of paper, but felt uneasy in his heart.

Sure enough, but after the ball of paper turned into an aura and flew into the air with the accompaniment and lyrics, Uchiha Madara and the excited Senju Hashirama were a little silly.

"Female: You left so well that I lost tears

Can not forget……

Man: It doesn't matter what you said, I'm so hurt..."

This, this... this is clearly a love song! ! !

"Ha ha ha ha……"

After listening to the chorus of a man and a woman, the others couldn't help laughing out loud.

"Hahaha... Come on, are you singing or drinking?"

Wu Qi took out two cans of dry juice and put them on the table, Uchiha Madara hesitated.

"Madara, don't you want to draw a lottery? Actually, it's nothing, just treat it as a task."

After the embarrassment passed, Senshou Zhuma let go.

To be honest, as ninjas, they even disguised themselves as women, and their shame gradually came out.

Uchiha Madara snorted coldly: "Then you sing a female voice?"

"Okay!"

Senju Hashirama's crisp response made Uchiha Madara choke, and then he listened to Senju Hashirama singing directly with his voice pressed down.

"You left so well that I lost tears, I can't forget..."

Not to mention, the singing was not out of tune, and the female voice was sung quickly, and Uchiha Madara had to pick up the voice bluntly.

In a song, there is constant laughter.

In particular, after singing, Qianju Zhujian drew a lottery, and even a pair of rings were drawn, and the others couldn't help laughing out loud anymore.

This really means that they should be in pairs.

"I really believe in your evil!"

Uchiha Madara gritted his teeth and regretted watching the pair of rings.

No matter how unlucky he is, he can't let this guy who gambles and loses all the time draw a lottery. He was really dizzy just now.

"The storage ring has a lot of space, which is pretty good."

Senshou Zhujian put it on happily, and looked left and right happily.

Uchiha Madara ignored it, and glanced at the smiling faces gloating at others' misfortune, and started the next round of dealing cards.

Heh, he didn't believe that they could not suffer once.

"The king is I."

Li Jun smiled and threw away the card, stretched out his hand and grabbed a ball of paper at random, and opened it to have a look.After pondering for a moment, he opened his mouth and said.

"No. [-] and No. [-], sing "A Million Lolita Crossing the River" together."

Kuro Seimei and Aizen Soyousuke lost their cards, and then listened to "Millions of Lolita Crossing the River" that had been played automatically, and it was really pink and tender like the title of the song.

Bai Qingming's bat fan covered half of his face, revealing his crescent-shaped fox eyes, making it clear that he was looking at his own half of his body as a joke.

"Are you singing? Or are you drinking?"

Li Jun urged, Hei Qingming stared at Bai Qingming and sneered.

"I drink."

"I sing."

After two different answers, Hei Qingming was forced to leave the table after drinking the dry juice neatly.

Bai Qingming looked at the half body being dragged away by others, and for some reason, suddenly felt a sympathetic shudder, and also had a strange taste in his mouth.

Dry juice, horrible.

Then there is Aizen Soyousuke's solo.

How should I put it, Aizen Soyousuke is a big boss, and his voice is aggressive and mellow enough.But when it comes to singing—it's completely out of tune, hahaha!

But Aizen Soyousuke himself didn't think so, and continued to sing with a good feeling about himself.

Fortunately, he has a good voice, which can make up for the lack of tone a little.Otherwise the others will protest that he pollutes their ears with noise.

After singing, he got up to draw a lottery, and drew out a crystal ball that was suspected of collapsing jade, which contained strange energy.

Aizen Soyousuke didn't dislike it, it's better than fighting, isn't it?

"Mingmo, sit down."

Wu Qi invited Ming Mo to join, and then the next round began.

This time, the king was Sephiroth. He touched the ball of paper with a smile, opened it, and was a little surprised.

It turned out to be people wearing women's clothing to take pictures as souvenirs.

"No. 11 and No. [-], wear women's clothing and take pictures as souvenirs."

After the words fell, Li Jun couldn't help but look at him, with a bit of resentment in his tone.

"Safi, I haven't messed with you lately, have I?"

Looking at the Jack of Hearts he threw, Sephiroth's smile remained the same. After he opened his hole card to look at it, his smile became even wider.

"It wasn't my idea."

The other No. [-], Feng Xi, lost her cards, but she was not unhappy, instead she said to Wu Qi confidently.

"My friend, even in women's clothing, I am the most beautiful."

"This is not the point, okay?"

Isn't the point about losing face?

Li Jun couldn't help complaining.

"Wear or drink?"

Uchiha Madara, who was cheated by him, gloated and urged.

Compared with women's clothing, it seems that singing love songs is nothing.

The important thing is that he has sung it all, how can Li Jun not wear it?

"Wear it, why not wear it?"

Feng Xi agreed without hesitation, and then a ray of spiritual light flew out of the paper ball and fell into his body. The gorgeous gold and red brocade clothes immediately turned into a dancer's dress with bare shoulders, arms and belly button, and even her thighs were faintly visible.

Coupled with his extraordinarily bright and beautiful face that doesn't disobey at all, it's really hot and sexy.

Ouyang Shaogong, who has a family, turned his head silently, and covered his beloved wife's eyes to prevent her from looking.

A group of single dogs without a family turned their heads innocently, and stared at him with admiration.

However, Feng Xi herself didn't care about other people's gaze at all, she got up and wore this cool and sexy red gauze and walked around Wu Qi's side, her phoenix eyes shone brightly, revealing a bit of charm and enchantment.

"How about my friend? Am I pretty?"

He asked quite proudly, flaunting his beauty in front of his best friend.

Fei Yue silently covered Wu Qi's gaze, and said calmly.

"See no evil."

Wu Qi, Wu Qi was speechless at this.

Bai Qingming blushed slightly, but secretly thought - why did he seem to see that guy Ibaraki Doji?

The same has close friends, the same doesn't care about women's clothing, and the same likes to pester close friends... Bai Qingming thinks that these two must have something in common when they meet.

"Li-jun, what about you?"

Lucifer coughed lightly and reminded.

Hearing this, Li Jun narrowed his eyes and looked at him, with some disappointment in his eyes.

"You have changed, Lucy, you have become bad."

Facing Li Jun's heartbroken words, Lucifer's smile became more sinister.

"After all, I have become a demon, can I not be bad?"

Li Jun choked, but still said meaningfully: "Don't be too happy, you have to be careful next time."

As soon as the words fell, he didn't need the help of paper balls to change himself into a green dress, with skirts of different lengths, strapless dresses and flimsy bell sleeves.

The long hair tied up in a man's bun is loose, Li Jun now looks protruding and backwards, and he is a charming and charming beauty.

On the contrary, he looked at Lucifer stupidly, thinking that he accidentally stimulated him, and said with a guilty conscience.

"There's no need to be so dedicated, Feng Xi hasn't even conjured... breasts."

Saying that word with some difficulty, Lucifer was in a complicated mood at this time.

Originally thought that he lost his sense of shame after falling into heaven, but he never expected that his little friend lost his integrity even faster than him. Wearing women's clothing turned himself into a woman!

What about your backbone and dignity as a man! ! !

"Really dedicated."

Senshou Zhujian gave him a respectful look, and so did the others.

Not everyone here can change into a woman in women's clothing without changing their faces.

"You guys really think too much... I don't have a fixed gender, and it doesn't matter whether it's male or female. Have you ever seen a plant with male and female?"

Li Jun explained helplessly, and the others immediately understood.

As for the information revealed in the other party's words, anyway, few of them in this group are purebred humans.

"Come take pictures, take pictures, I'll take pictures."

Ming Mo held back his laughter, took out his mobile phone and excitedly took pictures, while instructing Feng Xi and Li Jun to pose, and fixed the appearance of these two women's big guys who can throw women away for several blocks in women's clothes at this moment .

Well, you can definitely make a lot of money by selling them back.

After taking the photo, Feng Xi's clothes immediately changed back, and Li Jun also changed back.After all these years, he is still used to using a male body.

As for the reward, it was drawn by Li Jun, who drew out a jade piccolo.He is better at playing the piano, so after seeing Feng Xi's interested gaze, he simply gave it to him.

Wu Qi, whose eyes were released again, started dealing the cards again.

"I am the king~"

Ming Mo threw out the card, happily started to grab the ball of paper, opened it and said without hesitation.

"Number 13 and NO.[-], dance to the Pure Land of Paradise together."

Lucifer on the 13th and Sephiroth on the [-]th threw out their cards, watching the ball of paper turn into a screen in mid-air.The figures of three girls appeared on the screen, and they began to dance along with the suggestive lyrics.

This pure land of bliss is really quite magical. After reading it, everyone's eyes fell on Lucifer and Sephiroth, full of expectations.

"Jump, Lucy, jump, and it will be better if you expose your wings by the way."

Li Jun couldn't help but speak directly, thinking of the various "Pure Land of Ultimate Bliss" videos he had watched on station b, he couldn't help getting excited.

These movements may not be easy to remember and jump for ordinary people, but for them, it is relatively simple.

Lucifer and Sephiroth couldn't resist the expectant gazes of Li Jun and others. Furthermore, this dance was not as embarrassing as the first few balls of paper, so it's not impossible to dance.

So, after looking at each other, the two agreed.

"Come, come, everyone, make room~"

Wu Qi clapped his hands, and a large group of people moved and sat beside or behind him with their chairs and stools, leaving a large space for Lucifer and Sephiroth on the opposite side.

At Ri-kun's request, Lucifer spread out the black wings unique to fallen angels, and stood in the open space with the single-winged Sephiroth.

"Moonlight かりるるる

red lantern

囃子の合図

ふわり蝶が引い出…”

Accompanied by the accompaniment with a strong sense of rhythm, Lucifer and Sephiroth also danced.Both of them have excellent memory, and they are both fighters who are good at sports, showing the beauty of body movements to the fullest.The effect of jumping out is even better than the three girls on the screen, which is amazing.

At the end of the dance, everyone gave warm applause.

"I actually forgot to record it!"

Thinking of something, Li Jun was a little annoyed.Wu Qi looked at him, blinked and smiled.

"I have recorded it, I have been recording it since the beginning."

Such an interesting game, how can we not leave a souvenir?

Li Jun was about to ask for a share, but Wu Qi beckoned everyone to continue playing.

After playing for such a long time, the atmosphere has become lively, and the lottery box sent by Bi Xiao has also revealed its hideous side.

The specific performance is that Wu Qi and Feiyue, who were recruited, sang "Self-hanging Southeast Branch".

Naturally, Wu Qi didn't want to drink dry juice, so he chose to sing, and Fei Yue accompanied him.

But following the words in the lyrics, Fei Yue couldn't help but twisted her face and shouted to stop.

This self-proclaimed southeast branch is really poking Feiyue's heart, reminding him time and time again of Wu Qi's death-seeking behavior back then.

Therefore, Fei Yue opened a can of dry juice neatly, and directly poured it into his mouth when Wu Qi stopped him.

Wu Qi only struggled for a while, and died unwillingly with his face twisted.

Fei Yue showed a blackened smile like a demon king, the huge contrast with the past was so shocking that everyone fell silent for a while, even Feng Xi didn't dare to say a word.

Because Feng Xi was not very comfortable listening to those songs, even if they were just jokes.

But after the new round of dealing cards after Wu Qi was brought down, everyone became more and more excited.Because Wu Qi, who was the only one who could control the scene, fell, they had a frenzied joy like children who had finally escaped from their parents' supervision.

Jingongxuan Luohu Bailan, Hei Qingming and others woke up one after another to join in. The chorus of Bai Qingming and Hei Qingming's "Tuanzi Big Family" was unexpectedly healing and heart-warming.

Of course, just ignore Hei Qingming, who looks disheveled on the way but is forced to sing due to the threat of dry juice.

The excited Ming Mo also got the trick, and wanted to sing "The War of Attack and Shou" with Aizen Soyousuke.After listening to the song, Ming Mo's face turned as green as the dry juice, and in the end he would rather drink the dry juice and die in battle than sing.

On the contrary, it was Aizen Soyousuke who felt good about himself and sang the whole audience, with an appearance of extremely low shame.

Li Jun was recruited again and wanted to sing "The Song of the Single Dog" with Shen Gongxuan who was also recruited. After singing, he was decisively beaten by other people who were also single dogs, and the hall suddenly became a mess.

Wu Qi was awakened by the noise, and held back the weird and disgusting taste in his mouth to look over. The noisy and messy scene made him chuckle.

Now, that's good, isn't it?

The author has something to say: Thanks to the little angel Mingmo for throwing mines, chirp, chirp, chirp~

This article is over here, thank you little angels for your support, Sahuahua~

In addition, the red envelopes will be distributed in this chapter~everyone who leaves a message in this chapter will be given red envelopes, until January 1nd~

Alright, I hope to see you all in the next part~

ps. Push my next document "The Years when the Protagonist Opened and Hanged", interested little angels can pre-order it, it will open in February next year~

pps. Tomorrow is the next year. I wish the little angels a happy new year in advance, a new year and a new atmosphere. Come on everyone (≧▽≦)