[Comprehensive] Protagonist Survival Plan

"Shouldn't we have a swimsuit party at a time like this and invite some hot and sexy beauties?"

Tony Stark sat on the sofa bored, poked and poked with his fingers, poked a hole in some melted fudge, then rewrapped the candy wrapper, and asked Professor Banner sincerely: "Here is a piece, buddy?"

Professor Banner had an indifferent expression of "Do I look like a fool?": "I've been sitting here all the time."

"It's boring, because I have to please the girls. See this year's ranking of the most popular superheroes? You're at the bottom again, dude."

"That's just men." Professor Banner poured himself half a glass of Bordeaux. "Obviously, Misha's votes are much higher than yours, and her Twitter followers are also higher than yours."

"..."

When Xue Shurong brought over the snacks, he saw Banner drinking leisurely and Tony poking toffee in a muffled voice.

Xue Shurong: "... Mr. Stark, candy is very expensive."

"Isn't it my money?"

"When I buy something, it becomes mine, sir."

"Well, well, Comrade Napoleon is always right!"

Tony spread his hands and said loudly: "I feel that I have been treated unfairly! Hey, human rights! I need the dignity of a hero!"

The assistant Pep swallowed a grape and said with a half-smile: "It's easier to find your dry self-esteem from those ignorant and dedicated girls."

Tony Stark said that these two women used his money and humiliated him like this, it is simply unforgivable!

So he gave the toffee to Thor who knew nothing.

"...it tastes good, and to be honest, it's a lot less fun if you're lactose intolerant."

Mr. Stark, the older child, went to wash his hands with great satisfaction.

Several female companions helped Xue Shurong prepare the rest of the things.However, only Wanda is very proficient, and even cooked a few dishes from her hometown.Black Widow and Pepper, who have always been popular and capable, have encountered problems, not to mention Penny, who is purely here to make trouble, and even ate most of the salad when she was not paying attention.

"I'm trying to lose weight, so I'm going to eat some vegetables first," she explains.

Xue Shurong looked at her flat belly, turned around and silently stewed half a pot of chicken, and the red wine on the chopping board hadn't been uncorked, it was just for preparation.

"By the way, Misha, last time you said you were going on a long trip—where are you going? Next month I will go to Greece with Leonard, just in time to get rid of those nagging nerds."

Natasha's eyes suddenly turned to Xue Shurong, her expression was flat: "You don't seem to have mentioned going out."

"I've always wanted to find a chance," she timidly avoided those beautiful emerald eyes that seemed to be able to see everything, "I'll tell you later, it's a long journey."

"..."

The dining room is not big enough, and there are not enough tables to sit so many, so they simply make it a buffet, lay out everything, and take it by themselves.

This is probably the worst meal they have had since entering the Avengers.

"I still remember the first time I ate with them, it was a small restaurant, and no one spoke for half an hour until the end of the meal."

Steven recalled the original scene, still a little dumbfounded.

"But their pies are delicious," Tony retorted.

"Yeah, it's not bad. Let's go again next time, let's go together."

They toasted together, looked at each other and smiled.

"cheers!"

Deadpool took off his hood. In fact, it was rare for him to wear a sweater before he came this time. He put on his hat and covered it with a mask, and just walked in the door without any gifts.

They, who are used to seeing strange-looking creatures, didn't make a fuss when they saw Deadpool's true face. On the contrary, he didn't mean to hide it at all, and he was so frank and annoying.

"Boom boom boom!"

"Miss, the cake is here." Jarvis' gentle reminder sounded.

"You just come in."

Double chocolate mousse cake was brought in.The soft light-colored mousse and mellow chocolate exude a tempting sweetness, and the red strawberries dotted on it are wrapped in half a layer of dark chocolate, which looks tempting.

"It has just been stored at low temperature. Do you want to start it now?"

"Jarvis, you light a candle."

I mentioned the matter of making a body for Jarvis with Tony. Tony said that he would discuss this matter with Jarvis privately, and I don't know what the current situation is.

Jarvis, who was controlling the escort robot, lit a candle and took a step back. The lights in the house suddenly dimmed, leaving only the dim light in the corridor.

Xue Shurong suddenly turned her head to warn: "Wade, don't make trouble."

"Follow my orders..."

Peter silently covered his good friend's mouth, really worried about his incomprehensible character.

If this continues, you will definitely be single for the rest of your life!

Xue Shurong clasped his hands together and closed his eyes.

—What wish do you want to make?

Well, she's a little greedy this year.She hopes that Penny can control the terrible appetite, that Jarvis can have a new body, that Natasha can heal her physical defects, and that Deadpool can restore his original appearance... I hope that everyone will be as happy and safe as ever when he is away. ,hope……

Xue Shurong made many wishes until his head was empty, and when everyone had been waiting for a long time, he got up and blew out the candles.

Soft lights came on.

"Everyone," she smiled relaxedly, "I want to tell you one thing."

"what?"

"I'm going back to my hometown, and it may be years before I come back, so..."

Petunia couldn't help but speak first: "Don't you know how to teleport? Why can't you come back?"

"To be precise, my hometown is not in this world. Tony, remember the Fairy Castle I mentioned, they are looking for me to go back."

The absurd joke at the beginning has now become an excuse, and Xue Shurong no longer knows whether to cry or laugh.

"Are you joking?"

"No, I just have to go back and explain something. I haven't been back for several years, and they all miss me."

"When will you be back?" Natasha asked.

"Probably...at least a few years."

"..."

Xue Shurong stood at a loss for a while, then asked, "Do you want a piece of cake?"

"..."

An awkward birthday party is over.Xue Shurong bid them farewell, but saw Deadpool leaning against the wall, under the tight cover of a hoodie and a mask, only a pair of eyes were exposed.

Xue Shurong asked: "Do you want to say something else?"

"Not planning a birthday present? It's the same after the lights are turned on, trust me baby."

"...I don't want to hit someone today, thank you."

"Time is the most important thing for me. If anyone annoys me, I can bury his bones in a conspicuous place, and I can spit on his grave in a few hundred years."

"Where are you going to bury me?"

"I just want to say, after we meet next time, let's have a date."

Xue Shurong rolled his eyes: "Don't even think about it."

Deadpool shrugged depressedly: "I'm probably the most pitiful character in the Marvel series, no..."

She was taken aback, and interrupted Deadpool: "Marvel? You know?"

Deadpool was also stunned: "You know?"

"..."

"...No, I don't know." Oops, she seems to have exposed something...

"SHIT! SHIT! SHIT!"

Deadpool suddenly tore off his mask, showing an expression of shock and panic for the first time: "You want to go there, don't you?"

"I do not understand what you mean!"

"Sir, please get out of here."

Jarvis stopped Deadpool's movement and protected Xue Shurong, and his gentle voice sounded a little cold: "Miss was frightened."

"This damn world!"

Deadpool put on his mask again, took two steps towards the door, and then turned back: "Are you really going to leave?"

"...Yes, I have to."

His footsteps paused, and there was a moment of silence.

"Hey, chick, stay away from me recently, don't let me kill you."

The last sentence, although in a relaxed tone, was murderous.

"..."

Xue Shurong was actually frightened.

She watched Deadpool's disappearing back, her body stiffened like a hibernating bug, and after a long time, she asked dully, "Jarvis, does he know this?"

"Mr. Wade knows something about the dimensional wall, but he can't go through it."

Jarvis added: "Miss, don't worry, Jarvis monitors his whereabouts 24 hours a day, and there will be no danger."

Her heart was inexplicably heavy.

……

This is a press conference.

Just from the eye-catching signs of the major media and the reporters crowded like a hive, it can be seen that this time is definitely a big event.

They thought over and over again what to ask, and the live broadcast footage had been waiting for a while, and the amount of information forwarded on the Internet instantly drowned out all the gossip and political news.

"Out!"

"She is coming!"

"Misha Xue!"

Accompanied by a clicking sound and dazzling lights, Xue Shurong walked onto the stage.

"Shh."

She propped her hands on the table, counting the time silently, and when everyone present calmed down, she said: "I don't accept any questions at today's press conference, just please tell the story in its entirety. Thank you for your cooperation."

The sudden request caused everyone to make a noisy noise.

"Please be quiet." She pursed her dry lips, her complexion not looking good. "What I want to announce is——I will be away for a while."

The news was like dropping a bomb into the crowd, and everyone was dumbfounded.

"Yes, I have something to do, I just leave temporarily, not completely separated from the Avengers. Thank you for your support for such a long time, thank you very much, it is your enthusiasm that allows me to persist until now."

Xue Shurong nodded: "This world needs heroes, but I also want to be an ordinary person occasionally. Please rest assured that I will always stand on the side of justice and be with you forever."

She bowed deeply.

—The time is almost up.

Xue Shurong looked at them again, and said slowly: "My dear friends, my companions, my heart is always with you."

In the next second, Xue Shurong suddenly disappeared.

another place.

"Wanda! Can you..."

"Disappeared, completely disappeared, nothing."

Wanda said, her eyes became more and more red: "She really disappeared!"

Tony hammered annoyedly, and the virtual screen shook: "Her coordinates are gone, and there is no message."

Thor shook his head: "Don't look at me, she is not the god of Asgard."

……

Xue Shurong stood in a void, and the progress bar on the big screen kept scrolling.Suddenly, it felt like a small ball was stuck in a certain corner, and a cold mechanical sound sounded——

"Player Xue Shurong's game ending is: Superhero. Marriage ending: Lonely for life. Body rating: Celestial. Combat rating: God. Reputation rating: Famous. Thank you for completing this game. If you have any comments or suggestions, please let us know now. , if not, will return to the real world after ten seconds."

lonely forever...

Xue Shurong heard the system's words and hurriedly asked: "Then is there any chance for me to come back?"

"Once the game is finished, you must return to the real world. Don't overindulge."

This sense of emptiness and despair made her almost cry.

"Is there anything else I can leave?"

"Thank you for your test. The game gift package will be given away after it arrives in the real world. Do you have any questions?"

"……there is none left."

She resisted the urge to cry, and waited for the system to count down, and finally—

Xue Shurong fell backwards and hit his head heavily on the wall.A familiar singing voice suddenly sounded beside my ears. It was the bgm of "The Queen's Growth Plan". It was light and bright, and the little girl's voice was very sweet.

"... Has anyone heard the stories of those heroes in this story, page by page, I broke into this story just for a dream..."

As far as the eye can see, it is the familiar cramped bathroom. The screen of the oppo mobile phone that has been used for two years is a little fuzzy, which is caused by fingernails often scratching on it.

She stood at the door of the bathroom, stared at the game screen for a while, and suddenly burst into tears.

This frightened Mother Xue, who was standing in the corridor, and quickly banged on the door: "Xiao Rong! Xiao Rong! What's wrong with you?!"

Another world, just in time for the festival.

It's rare that the hbo premium channel doesn't broadcast its own TV series, but instead broadcasts a somewhat boring movie.But tonight's ratings broke the record after "Game of Thrones", because everyone is waiting for an easter egg.

In the movie, Penny held her boyfriend's arm, and the two walked sweetly to the center of the square. Suddenly, there was a gentle voice.

"Merry Christmas, everyone."

In an instant, snowflakes were flying, and everyone's screams of surprise were deafening.

the same moment.

Florida.

When the psychiatrist passed by the square, he paused for a while, his brown charming eyes stared at the picture for a long time, then turned and left.

Virginia.

The young bau officer Reid froze for a moment and smiled.

2311 North Robles Ave., Pasadena, CA.

Petunia suddenly covered her face and burst into tears, causing her husband Leonard to hug her in his arms to comfort her, and the others could only express regret.

London, England.

Sherlock, who rented an apartment on Baker Street, was looking at his mobile phone. His fingertips rested on a familiar face, he pursed his lips, and quickly swiped over.

new York.

A figure sat alone on the top floor of the building, looking at the big screen opposite, until the end of the movie, his body disappeared.

Avengers Building.

"We have to do something."

"Of course, it's not a hero's style to sit and wait."

"I think it's time to explain something."

"Jarvis? What are you talking about?"

At this time, with the screeching sound of the alarm, someone broke through the glass and broke in.

Through the mask, he shrugged and said, "I think I can help."