[Comprehensive] Protagonist Survival Plan

When Xue Shurong came out of Sherlock Holmes' house with an embarrassing face and appeared in the Avengers Building, the originally gloomy atmosphere suddenly became a little... weird.

Everyone stared at her calmly, and Wanda's red and swollen eye circles gave everything away.

—They probably thought they were dead.

Xue Shurong organized his words and thought about how to speak—maybe it would be more appropriate to tell a bad joke?

"Do you know what will happen if I die?"

"..."

"Bingo—will turn into a magic corpse!"

"..."

"Ahem..." Xue Shurong continued to explain in embarrassment, "In Chinese, 'master' and 'corpse' are pronounced together..."

The rest of her words were drowned in Natasha's arms.

"Welcome back." She whispered.

"..."

Xue Shurong was hugged helplessly, and suddenly blushed.

"Do you know, we have already prepared your cemetery and the time for your funeral. Don't worry, we have picked the best land." Tony raised his eyebrows and opened his arms to Xue Shurong, "...Fortunately, we haven't bought it yet. Celebrate your return in time?"

She couldn't help laughing and hugged back: "You will be beaten in my hometown for saying that."

"Hmm, sounds dangerous."

Pep, whom I haven't seen for a while, is capable and beautiful.She pursed her lips and smiled, stepped forward and said, "Would you like to have a drink and tell me about the adventures of superheroes by the way? Mr. Stark treats you."

"Pep?"

"good idea."

……

The movie starring Penny was released in May, and at the premiere, Xue Shurong was invited to the scene as a key guest.

This is the first time she sits in the front row on such a common occasion, and a bunch of ordinary people behind are staring at the back of her head and whispering.

From tourists to ornamental monkeys, this is probably also an evolution?

On the stage, Petunia was wearing a backless evening dress, which made her more radiant.Xue Shurong was very face-saving throughout the whole process, but the few people in the back row whispered endlessly, but the topic was still her.

"I always think that Misha Xue is the most powerful. If I have her magic, I can kill the entire Avengers."

"Come on, Sheldon, a person's energy is always limited."

"That's right, they have their own roles. Some are good at pulling out intelligence, some are good at coordinating the team, and some are calm and calm. You can't take a superhero with offensive power as the representative of all."

Shelton shook his head with a look of unbearable: "I was dragged down by you to the overall level."

Several others: "..."

They swore they would pay ten thousand dollars to kill this guy!

Xue Shurong looked embarrassed, silently pretending not to hear.

The gorgeous woman on the stage came down, first kissed her boyfriend Leonard, and then sat beside Xue Shurong.

"How about it?"

"You are extremely beautiful today!" Xue Shurong replied with a smile.

The premiere film tells the magical story of a teenage girl with superpowers.Of course, since possessing the ability, Penny has joined the ranks of people with superpowers, and there have been many film appointments.After all, no matter how well some special effects are done, they are not as good as real guns in actual combat.

After watching the full movie, Xue Shurong's evaluation is... the acting skills are as bad as ever, the exposed breasts are very sexy, and the lines are very strange.

"They plan to shoot a series, Misha, let's make a cameo in the next one, the audience is looking forward to us being on the same screen."

"……I?"

"That's right," Petunia put her shoulders carelessly with an attitude of not being able to refuse, "I've wanted to ask you many times, but you've always been busy."

"But I can't act..."

"The cameo is to show your face, it won't take too much time, and the filming will be over in a while."

Saying that, Petunia habitually leaned against her and acted coquettishly.

Xue Shurong really knelt down for her.

"Tell me in advance that it's best to have no lines, and the time should not be too long. By the way, what time is it?"

"Next fall. Just in time for Christmas as a special."

Xue Shurong suddenly fell silent.

In autumn next year, she will no longer be in this world...

"Misha?"

She regained her composure and explained with an apologetic expression: "My part should be filmed in advance, because I will have a long-term trip after my birthday next year, and I won't be able to make it back for a while."

Penny agreed very readily: "Great, it's too late for them to be happy! Misha, let's go eat, I'm about to starve to death!"

After the first batch of serum had such a strong side effect, the superior immediately ordered to destroy it.Almost all of the remaining people died, and only a few really remained.

Petunia and Perry were lucky.

However, the same mutation brought the same severe side effects.Penny needs to eat a lot every day to cope with the enormous amount of energy she is expending.And Perry's ability to capture other people's memories has brought even greater trouble. His self-memory is gradually disappearing. To be precise, the hippocampus has become a decoration.

This is why Perry seized other people's memories. One aspect of wanting to get close to Xue Shurong is also the fear of losing himself.

Xue Shurong hadn't seen Perry since the last Bloody Mary incident.

The military invested a lot of energy in research, but to no avail. In order to give his parents an explanation, and to prevent Perry from hurting others again, they completely locked Perry inside.

Xue Shurong can no longer be said to be sympathetic or grateful.

After all, Perry is no different from ordinary people now, and he has forgotten everything.

"Misha, bring me a plate of cookies!"

"Ok."

Xue Shurong came back to her senses, seeing that Penny ate dozens of plates of food with an astonishing appetite, and there was no sign of being full yet.

Uh……

Should I communicate with Nick and the others to see if they can curb Petunia's gluttonous appetite?

This year's summer is much hotter than before, probably due to the so-called El Niño phenomenon, either exposure to the sun or a gust of wind and showers.

Xue Shurong lay at home almost moldy.

Well, she hasn't had any upgrade points for a long time, and the remaining attribute values ​​have remained at the level of a year ago.The only good news is that her moral value and magic value have become the same - full points.

This is the result of being raised crookedly. According to the rules in the "Queen's Growth Plan", she is either a Maoshan Taoist priest or a nun in all likelihood.

... Cough, it looks so miserable.

Xue Shurong took out his phone boredly, and clicked on a game he hadn't played for a long time.Strange, now she doesn't seem to be anxious anymore?

After playing a few times, she didn't feel addicted, and she suddenly felt a little dull.Most of the fun in life is deprived of by this hot chicken system, it's really hard to love.

"Jarvis, do you think I can stay in this world?"

It was rare that Jarvis didn't answer truthfully, but instead asked her a bigger question: "Miss, do you want to stay here?"

"..."

Xue Shurong threw her head back on the sofa in distress and said, "This question is too difficult to answer."

The ancients said that you can't have both, and she has enjoyed so many years of real-life simulation games, but she doesn't dare to expect more.

"Do you think the system will give me a big gift package before leaving, such as a three-day tour of the game world, once a year..."

"Misha! It's me! It's me! Petunia!..."

When the long-lost bell rang, Xue Shurong asked with a beeping dog expression on his face, "Who set this ringtone?"

"It's Miss Petunia. If you feel unwell, Jarvis can change it immediately."

"No, no need."

After Xue Shurong reluctantly refused, he connected the phone: "Penny?"

"Come to Las Vegas for my... hiccup, my wedding..."

"Your wedding?!" She stood up abruptly.

"Me...me and Leonard..."

Petunia must have been drunk, she couldn't straighten her tongue, it took Xue Shurong a long time to understand.

"Okay, I'll be right there!"

She hung up the phone and asked, "Jarvis, is marriage legally valid in Las Vegas?"

If it was a farce between two drunks, she didn't intend to join in the fun.After all, there were a lot of people there, and if she appeared rashly, the local government department might think that something big happened.

"Miss Petunia's wedding has legal effect in the United States and is a formal channel."

Two days ago they were still yelling about unmarried people, had a conflict with Leonard, and now they are drunk, Xue Shurong has no doubt that they will forget everything when they wake up tomorrow morning.

It's really not reassuring.

"I have to go and see, don't make a mess."

It's not fun if it hurts ordinary people.

When we got there, it was raining heavily, and there were only the two of them in the place where the ceremony was held.Seeing Xue Shurong's appearance, the priest asked respectfully, "Will the wedding continue? Miss Misha Xue?"

"We're getting married!"

"Yes, get married!"

The drunken two yelled.

Xue Shurong supported his forehead: "... Forget it, let them go."

They are no longer children, and they have to be responsible for themselves, and if they don't want to, it's their own business.

So, she witnessed the chaotic wedding by herself. Penny almost pushed the priest aside with a miss, but luckily she stopped in time.

Afterwards, Xue Shurong was responsible for sending the contented two to a nearby hotel, and she went out after they settled down.

At this time, the rain had just stopped, the air was fresh and pleasant, and the smell of moist soil and fresh leaves pierced my nose.

Xue Shurong just took a walk.

Suddenly there was a faint voice of conversation on the side of the road.

"...what are you going to do?"

"See if you die faster than the ants on the side of the road. Are you ready? Use this crystal ball as a funeral?"

"First, sir, please don't scare me..."

... You can meet this guy everywhere.

Xue Shurong hugged his shoulders and said with a smile: "Who are you scaring again? Hey, be careful I will throw you into prison!"

Deadpool was stunned: "Damn, are you really here?"

"what?"

"This old guy said my hit girl was here, wasted more than ten minutes and didn't get it, but walked past a few whores with breasts bigger than cows. Are you kidding me? I decided to treat her like a lamb The same bloodletting, and finally hanging on the roof of the building. But now I have changed my mind, have you seen it, the emotional line that is necessary for every movie is finally coming! The investment party is really stingy, until now..."

"To shut up."

Xue Shurong stopped his chattering nonsense with an embarrassing face, and asked the aged "witch": "Are you okay?"

"I am fine, thank you."

Her half drooping eyelids were raised, and she suddenly fixed her eyes on Xue Shurong without blinking.

"Is there a problem?"

"Miss, can I make a fortune for you?"

She looked at each other in surprise, and readily agreed.

"of course can."

Just play a little game.

The low-pitched chant echoed in the ears, and the huge crystal ball was a little unclear in the dense mist.Her voice became higher and higher, and strange colors began to fill the transparent crystal ball.

what……

"boom!"

The crystal ball burst suddenly, but fortunately Xue Shurong protected them in time to prevent them from being hurt.To her surprise, Deadpool pulled her behind him at the first moment.

"Boyfriend's thoughtfulness." He explained it perfectly.

Xue Shurong said that as long as he is happy.

"I, I saw it!"

"What did you see?"

"A strange world... There are still two roads."

"Two ways?" She was stunned.

"Great lady magician, the road ahead is still very complicated, please be firm in your faith, everything will be as you wish."

"As I... wish..."

Xue Shurong suddenly smiled: "Thank you."

In any case, this is also a kind of psychological comfort for her, isn't it.

"It's running out of time. If we make the appointment tonight, we might be able to make it to the wedding."

Xue Shurong was stunned.

--wedding?

"This is not only a paradise for gamblers, but also a paradise for marriage. Why don't you try it..."

The witch is not finished yet.

Because Deadpool was one step ahead of her and dragged Xue Shurong over without any explanation!

and many more!

The elderly woman who stayed in place stopped short, clutching her bulging pocket, a sly light flashed through her cloudy eyes: "I can only help you so far, sir."