[Comprehensive] Protagonist Survival Plan

"wtf" is probably the best psychological portrayal of Deadpool right now.

His mood is complicated.

Is the goddess finally planning to come for real?But it was obvious that the chick in front of him was probably not the same person he was thinking of, and the blood was all over her face, and she couldn't speak.

Deadpool is caught in a once-in-a-lifetime entanglement of emotions.

Should he pretend not to notice and continue to accomplish good deeds, or be a gentleman and make a good impression?

This choice question is really difficult...

Xue Shurong, who was stroking his cheek, raised his lips slightly, completely unaware of how miserable his appearance was.She stepped forward, snuggled into Deadpool's arms, wrapped one arm around his waist, and moved the other hand around his back.

Deadpool froze.

We've known each other for so long, we've been beaten, and we've had close contact—only limited to being pinched.This was probably the first time that he was in such a situation, and he became dazed for the first time.

The little devil standing on "Let's Cannon" said he was going to win.

Xue Shurong stood on tiptoe, put it in his ear, and said in a low voice, "Don't you want to hug my waist?"

"..."

Deadpool took advantage of the opportunity to touch her waist, and pinched Xue Shurong's tender flesh.

The woman in her arms laughed even harder.

"You can't laugh like that."

"……what?"

"She will never be like a cat in heat," Deadpool continued to take advantage of it nonchalantly, "Honey, you probably don't know that men have a limit to patience with a fidgety woman. This ghostly look will scare others, The bad thing is that when she wakes up, I will suffer..."

"She won't wake up, it's just me. Believe me, you won't miss her with me here."

With a stroke of Xue Shurong's nails, the fabric on his chest was cut open, revealing half of his scalded skin.She was dazed for a moment, turned her face away, a trace of disgust flashed in her eyes: "What the hell!"

What Deadpool is struggling with is not the point of appearance.

He asked, "Why won't she come back? Hey, you gotta make it clear and let me figure out how to deal with it."

"Her soul is gone, forever and ever."

"It's much easier to handle now."

Deadpool pushed her away without hesitation, as if staring at a piece of spoiled meat, he took out his gun, pulled the fire hydrant, and said in a relaxed tone, "Say hello to Goddess of Death for me—"

"boom!"

"Boom!"

The rapidly spinning shield threw the bullet aside in an instant, and Captain America jumped down from the sky and ran over first.He caught the shield with one hand, and said with a cold expression, "Why did you kill her!"

At this time, the heavy thumping sound was getting closer and closer, and dust was flying in the distance. A giant robot about four or five stories high walked up to it quickly, and several people from Fulian jumped off its shoulders.

"What do you want to do to Misha!" Wang Yuanbao expressed his anger.

"Hey, calm down, the flower you are looking at is not the same flower as it was half an hour ago."

Everyone: "...?"

Deadpool shook his head helplessly: "What a bunch of stupid guys, this world needs you to maintain it? It's terrible!"

In the next second, he was knocked to the ground by the Hulk's punch.

"Beforehand, I didn't dodge to show my friendliness." Deadpool lay in the pit, resting his chin leisurely.

"Misha! What the hell are you doing..."

Natasha finished speaking halfway, and watched Xue Shurong pass her, circled among the men, and finally stopped in front of Steven.

She got very close, took a deep breath, her expression was intoxicated: "I smell... the pure breath..."

Steven blushed furiously.

Tony stroked the stubble on his chin, and pressed his elbow against Hawkeye: "Is that old antique or a Boy Scout?"

"It should look right."

"I heard it!" Steven gave them a rare unkind look.

"What's the matter with her?" Natasha frowned, her green eyes fixed on Xue Shurong's movements without blinking, "That's not Misha, who is that woman?"

"To be precise, Miss is possessed by an evil spirit." Jarvis suddenly appeared by his side.

Tony joked, "Aren't you going to hide in the room?"

"I've stayed long enough, sir, and it's time to get out in the sun."

"Damn..." Tony shook his head, "I'm really not used to seeing you."

"Hey, stop talking about that!" Natasha hissed.

Over there, Xue Shurong had already touched Steven's chest, twirling the silver-white five-pointed star vaguely with his fingertips.The honest and kind-hearted Captain America was a little confused. He was afraid of hurting Xue Shurong's body, but the scene was so embarrassing that he could only look at his companions for help.

"Her first target was not me. There is definitely something wrong with her aesthetics." Tony shrugged capriciously, expressing negative protest, "I plan to watch a play."

The Hulk could barely contain the urge to slap Iron Man.

"Then what should we do?" Thor weighed in with his hammer.

"Control it first." Jarvis nodded.

So--

Xue Shurong, who was molesting Captain America, sensed something was wrong, a strange light flashed in her pupils, and disappeared in an instant!

"Boom!"

There was a thunderous boom as Thor's hammer and shield clashed, and the hidden girl fell to the ground, her head in her hands, howling.

He withdrew his hammer: "Human beings may not be able to stop you, but you will never escape my grasp. Now, get out of her!"

"It hurts……"

Xue Shurong burst into tears from the pain, and the low whimpering sobbing made people's heart soften.

"Misha?"

"Let me do it."

Jarvis walked up to Xue Shurong, squatted down, and asked gently: "Are you okay..."

"Crack!"

The weak white hand that was covering his face pierced his chest, Xue Shurong's eyes were fierce, and she no longer looked funny with blood on her face, but a little scary.

Jarvis smiled, his expression unmoved.

There was a big hole in the middle of his chest, and it could be seen that the dense wires were all torn off, making a sizzling sound.

Xue Shurong's eyes widened instantly.

In the next second, she was hit on the neck neatly and fainted instantly.

Jarvis retracted his hand.

"You could have avoided it." Tony was about to step forward to check his physical condition, but was stopped by Jarvis.

"I'm fine, sir, and it's all right."

"As you like."

A group of people prepared to leave with the unconscious Xue Shurong. Deadpool was lying on the spot and waved to them: "If you succeed, remember to hang a billboard on that coquettish building as a sign."

Iron Man said he didn't want to talk to him, and launched a shock beam attack at him, the purpose of which was to make Deadpool shut his annoying mouth.

"boom--"

The Avengers left quickly.

Deadpool who ran to the building at some point was intact.He sat on the edge of the highest floor, looking at the people who gradually disappeared and turned into black spots, his legs were dangling one after another.

"If you guys ask me why I don't go, there's no reason, I just don't want to go. But I know women like to go on and on, well, I actually have a hunch she'll wake up feeling so ashamed, like... just Like a shaved kitten? Yes, I don't want to get scratched, obviously, I'm not the type to comfort a woman."

He sat bored for a while, stared blankly, and suddenly cursed in depression.

"SHIT! It's hard to throw yourself into my arms, why did I refuse?"

……

After Xue Shurong woke up, she found that she was locked in a closed space with floor-to-ceiling glass. She could see everything around her, but she couldn't go out.

"Hey, here I am!"

Kuaiyin, whom he hadn't seen since defeating Ultron last time, said hello, and then went about his business as if no one else was there.He took out an apple, gnawed two bites, and slowly flipped through the magazine.Silver-gray curly hair fell down, covering the eyelids.

Xue Shurong was no longer in a hurry, she sat cross-legged on the ground and asked, "What's going on?"

"Then you have to ask yourself," Kuaiyin continued to nibble on the apple without raising his head, "How do you feel after sleeping for a few days?"

"To be honest, it's not very good. It feels like the evil spirit is still in my head."

"The stupid guy with the big hammer went back to find something, just wait."

"Do you know where my wand is?"

Quicksilver accurately threw the gnawed apple core into the trash can, and closed the magazine.

"It's right next to you."

Xue Shurong turned around and saw the magic wand placed on the high table.

Very good!

"The woman seemed to be trying to destroy the thing, but was unsuccessful."

Xue Shurong asked in surprise: "Has she ever woken up?"

She didn't notice the embarrassment that flashed in Kuaiyin's eyes.

Xue Shurong picked up the wand and recited the incantation over and over again, but to no avail.She sat slumped on the ground, her face pale--the pills can no longer exert the effect of the spell!

"Want something to eat?" Kuaiyin quickly brought back some food while she was chanting the spell.

"I want to taste your taste more."

"?!"

The girl sitting on the ground showed a frivolous smile, picked up the wand, and smashed it hard under his bewildered eyes, the glass... shattered!

"This body is really a wonderful treasure, but the owner is an idiot. He accumulated it painstakingly, but he didn't know how to use it. He starved himself to death, and I took advantage of it."

Xue Shurong smoothed her long hair, and raised the corners of her lips.

"You look so sweet."

Kuaiyin was stunned for a moment, with a complicated expression on his face.

"Step aside!"

The Scarlet Witch Wanda stretched out her hand tens of meters away, and the red mental power spread like morning mist, and it spread instantly.

"Wow—"

Xue Shurong immediately covered her head and screamed.

The rest of the people rushed into the room.They looked at Xue Shurong, who was tortured by mental power, with worried expressions.Professor Banner patted Natasha on the shoulder and said in a low voice, "Don't worry, she is a very strong person and will definitely survive."

Natasha watched Xue Shurong rolling on the ground with her head in pain, her voice hoarse, like a nightingale with a dry throat.She blinked and muttered barely audibly: "Yeah..."

The wand suddenly flew up!

"us (Call God Guard)!"

Her sharp voice broke through the layers of crimson mist, and Wanda fell to the ground unexpectedly, and was quickly helped up by Kuaiyin.

"Are you okay!" Kuaiyin looked at his younger sister worriedly.

"It's okay...Look, what is that?!"

The green mist gradually dispersed, covering the huge space.Immediately afterwards, a handsome gentleman in a black suit stepped in front of the crowd through the smoke.Behind him was a group of grotesque creatures, all of which had one characteristic--horrible appearance.

Xue Shurong didn't care about it at all, and burst into tears holding the old wand that was broken in two.

It's just broken...it's broken...

What about the Deathly Hallows?It is said that I will go for a lifetime!Why can it be broken!

The man walked up to Xue Shurong and knelt down, and said solemnly, "You summoned me? But...the people here, who can be considered deformed?"

Xue Shurong's eyes were blurred with tears, and he sobbed and asked, "What?"

The other party sighed, took out a handkerchief from his pocket and handed it to her.

"Don't cry yet, young lady."

The rest were taken aback.

Because, that person actually has a face on the back of his head!

"I know who he is!"

Professor Banner frowned: "Edward Modric, an English aristocrat in the nineteenth century, was cursed. He was born with two faces, with a devil's face on the back of his head. After committing suicide, he became a ghost, specially taking away deformities Human soul. I saw Freak Shows in South America, and they never put on a show on Halloween because if they did it that day, they would bring this big guy in."

As soon as he finished speaking, Edward turned to them and looked at them one by one: "No... maybe I was wrong, they are all deformed."

Xue Shurong wiped away his tears, and suddenly he was a little confused: "Wait, didn't you come to solve the trouble?"

What does it have to do with deformity!

"There's still work to do before that."

Edward, leaning on his cane, beckoned them to come.

"Let's tell your story first, who should I start with?" He said with a smile.

Xue Shurong: "..."

Everyone: "..."

Spicy chicken!What kind of trouble is this chicken soup for the soul going to do! (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻