[Comprehensive] Protagonist Survival Plan
Chapter 58 Embarrassment
Several others: "..."
They really didn't want to say that Xue Shurong's pale face was almost like a ghost.
"boom--"
There was an explosion-like roar outside, and seeing that the situation was wrong, several people quickly opened the door and rushed out.Natasha stopped first and looked at the strange man standing at the door with suspicious eyes: "Who are you!"
Xue Shurong added with a stiff face: "Tony's son."
Natasha: "...Huh?"
"Hey! Come stop this guy!"
Iron Man suspended in mid-air signaled "Friday" artificial intelligence to adjust the volume of the voice, and shouted at his companions: "Don't be dazed! Misha, what's wrong with your house!"
The giant robot seemed to be a little out of control, destroying all the surrounding buildings and splashing dust all over the place.
Xue Shurong was about to wave his wand when a man named Jarvis stepped forward and stood in front of each other under their surprised gazes.
"Roar!"
The big house shook his head and said in pain, "I... what's wrong with me?"
"You need to rest." The man's gentle and pleasant voice sounded, "Miss is right here."
"..."
The giant robot looked tens of meters away, saw Xue Shurong, and suddenly said aggrievedly: "You haven't come here for several days."
Xue Shurong was stunned for a moment.
"They make me very upset... I'm miserable and you don't come to see me..."
wtf?
What is the purpose of this abandoned little daughter-in-law?
Everyone else was staring at Xue Shurong, she hesitated for a moment, stepped forward, and lightly touched the robot's body: "Okay, promise me to stop messing around, I will visit you often."
"But……"
"Be obedient, there is no place for you here."
"You can live in!"
"..."
How would she explain to the other party the anguish of living in a deformed house and seeing adultery?
Finally, after persuasion with good words, the other party finally agreed to go back.In the end, I couldn't help but turned around, and said reluctantly, "You haven't given me a name yet."
name?
Xue Shurong patted the big steel guy: "Your name is Wang Yuanbao."
Forgive her bad taste.
The expressions of other people are very complicated, but Wang Yuanbao said that this name is so cool and different from other coquettish sluts!It is so happy to fly!
Xue Shurong said, well, as long as it is happy.
Wang Yuanbao wept farewell to the robots of the escort team. The clanging sound lasted for a long time, and the splashing dust could still be seen from a long distance away.Xue Shurong waved to Tony: "Come here, I have something to tell you."
Tony came over and raised his eyebrows: "Are you short of money again?"
She darkened: "No!"
"What's that? Emotional problems?"
Xue Shurong pointed in the direction of Jarvis, and said awkwardly: "He said he was Jarvis, I don't understand these things, I think you should be able to identify."
After a long absence, the two looked at each other.
Tony: "Huh?"
Jarvis smiled and said, "Sir, long time no see."
Tony: "...huh?"
Anyway, they decided to solve the problem while eating cake in the room.
Xue Shurong glanced at a certain place, paused, raised his head and asked, "How long are you going to sit?"
Deadpool sitting on the roof was holding a drawing board, not knowing what he was drawing, and seemed to be in high spirits.
"A little bit."
"Then after you finish drawing..."
"Finish!"
He threw the pen aside, jumped down with the drawing board, and handed it to Xue Shurong.
"This is--"
"birthday present."
Xue Shurong took it, and saw two deformed cartoon villains drawn on it, and it was obvious that one of them was Deadpool.As for the other little demon fairy wearing a long skirt, holding a stick, and painting her face like a devil...
Very well, it successfully reminded her of that shameful memory back then.
Xue Shurong was silent for a moment, and decided not to beat him because it was a birthday present.
"Thank you," she choked out the last words, "gift."
"I knew you liked it."
Deadpool leaned close to Xue Shurong's ear, exhaling a hot breath ambiguously: "There is another gift tonight."
"……I reject!"
She'd love to kick someone's Armstrong boomerang off!ah!
The birthday of the second year was the most... well, the most wonderful birthday Xue Shurong had ever had in his life.
Who can have her honor?
The cake was brought over by the escort robots. Natasha inserted candles for her, and Thor lit the flames. With such a strong lineup, I am afraid she will never have such a once in her life.
It was rare for everyone to be in the same room, but Tony and Jarvis were still talking in the kitchen.
"Shall I blow out the candles?" she asked nervously.
"No, no, you should sing the birthday song first." Deadpool put his hands on his chin.
"Stay away from the cake."
Xue Shurong still hasn't forgotten that on this day last year, Deadpool destroyed her only half of the cake, causing her to explain to Petunia for a long time.
By the way, Penny...
Natasha asked, "Who can sing Happy Birthday?"
Professor Banner smiled bitterly: "I sing out of tune."
The rest were silent: "..."
Thor couldn't help but said: "Is there an exclusive song for birthdays? You humans are really troublesome."
"I can sing!" Deadpool raised his hand happily.
"Uh, it's better not to use it."
"No," Natasha held Xue Shurong's hand with a serious expression, "Let's have a good birthday this time."
She was dazed for a moment.
"Wade, you start."
"Okay! Follow me--Happy birthday to you~"
He's just here to make trouble, right? (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻
Deadpool was seriously out of tune at the beginning, but the others had awkward expressions, so they sang along.The two who were talking in the kitchen heard their harmonious singing, looked at each other tacitly, and decided not to let it go for now.
The song was finally over, and Deadpool tried to play a French version, but Xue Shurong stopped it in time.
"I'd better make a wish." She said embarrassingly.
—What wish do you want to make?
This year she is a bit greedy.
Xue Shurong closed his eyes, put his palms together, and said silently in his heart: I hope everyone will be safe and happy all the time.Also, I hope that the six years can be passed smoothly.
call.
She blows out the candles.
"Okay, it's time to eat cake!"
Xue Shurong carefully removed the candles one by one. She didn't see Deadpool approaching and wanted to steal a kiss. The old-fashioned Captain America who was sitting beside him said that this situation was unbearable, so he waved his hand up to push it away, but Professor Banner I thought so too.
Thus, tragedy was born.
"Crack!"
There was an embarrassing silence in the room.
Xue Shurong, who fell face heavily into the cake, was silent for a moment, almost crying.
She took Natasha's tissue and wiped off the cream from her eyes: "Sorry, I'm going to the bathroom, you guys... just sit down for a while."
She needs to calm down.
After organizing some words, Natasha said, "There seems to be a small piece of cream cake in the refrigerator? Who wants it?"
"Me!" Everyone raised their hands.
Professor Banner suddenly said, "I can teach her how to control her anger."
Steven sighed: "Maybe it's better for us to stay away from her."
Xue Shurong washed up, sat on the sofa and chatted with them, and saw Tony and Jarvis coming one after the other.
Tony shrugged: "The situation is very magical, but I can guarantee that Jarvis will not do anything to endanger the world."
"So, he's really Jarvis?!"
Xue Shurong never dared to believe it, but now, when Tony told her that the strange young man in front of her was Jarvis, she felt a little awkward.
Presumably Jarvis knew the reason.
When there is no human form, Jarvis, who is an intelligent voice, is no different from an inanimate system, so she can safely share the same room.But now, the other party has a human form, even if it is essentially a robot, she still cannot accept it.
joke!Jarvis could see her every time she changed and showered!
There is no way to happily be friends!
"Sorry, I think there seems to be something wrong over there that needs to be dealt with." Steven put down the phone.
"Seriously?" Natasha fed the last bite of cream cake into her mouth.
"No, it's just something suspicious," he hesitated, "Both Tony and Banner have to go."
"You all go back."
Xue Shurong blinked and laughed: "I have received the message. If there is any need for help, I will go there."
"But--"
She persuaded again and again, and finally, the others prepared to leave with apologetic faces.The door was opened, and the Avengers went out. Seeing Jarvis standing with her, Xue Shurong said blankly, "What are you doing?"
Jarvis: "?"
In the next second, the smart butler who had successfully transformed into a human form was unceremoniously carried out the door, and with a "boom", the door was slammed shut in front of him.
"..."
Deadpool let out a gleeful laugh.
Xue Shurong said how could it be possible for a man to stay here overnight!It is not personal in nature and cannot!
That night, Tony and his former human butler sat on the top floor of the Stark Industrial Building, watching the stars while drinking.
The two drank heavily and didn't talk for a long time.
Alcohol will not damage the body, Jarvis drank one cup after another silently with the idea of trying.
"..."
"..."
"Continued Cup?"
"it is good."
"..."
"..."
Well, the moonlight is so beautiful tonight.
……
At the same time, a prison in Florida.
The jailer, inspecting each cell as usual, rubbed his sleepy eyes and walked briskly through.
……and many more.
His eyes widened in astonishment, and his hoarse voice resounded throughout the prison, causing other prisoners to knock on the railing excitedly: "Someone escaped from prison!!"
The alarm bell is mastering.
Outside, the moon was hazy, and the city was sprinkled with silvery afterglow.
The young policeman walked out of the prison. Suddenly, he looked back at the heavily guarded high-rise building. His brown eyes instantly looked like coagulated dark red blood. He continued to walk out, with a cold mocking smile on his lips.
He completely ignored the dull pain in his chest.
They really didn't want to say that Xue Shurong's pale face was almost like a ghost.
"boom--"
There was an explosion-like roar outside, and seeing that the situation was wrong, several people quickly opened the door and rushed out.Natasha stopped first and looked at the strange man standing at the door with suspicious eyes: "Who are you!"
Xue Shurong added with a stiff face: "Tony's son."
Natasha: "...Huh?"
"Hey! Come stop this guy!"
Iron Man suspended in mid-air signaled "Friday" artificial intelligence to adjust the volume of the voice, and shouted at his companions: "Don't be dazed! Misha, what's wrong with your house!"
The giant robot seemed to be a little out of control, destroying all the surrounding buildings and splashing dust all over the place.
Xue Shurong was about to wave his wand when a man named Jarvis stepped forward and stood in front of each other under their surprised gazes.
"Roar!"
The big house shook his head and said in pain, "I... what's wrong with me?"
"You need to rest." The man's gentle and pleasant voice sounded, "Miss is right here."
"..."
The giant robot looked tens of meters away, saw Xue Shurong, and suddenly said aggrievedly: "You haven't come here for several days."
Xue Shurong was stunned for a moment.
"They make me very upset... I'm miserable and you don't come to see me..."
wtf?
What is the purpose of this abandoned little daughter-in-law?
Everyone else was staring at Xue Shurong, she hesitated for a moment, stepped forward, and lightly touched the robot's body: "Okay, promise me to stop messing around, I will visit you often."
"But……"
"Be obedient, there is no place for you here."
"You can live in!"
"..."
How would she explain to the other party the anguish of living in a deformed house and seeing adultery?
Finally, after persuasion with good words, the other party finally agreed to go back.In the end, I couldn't help but turned around, and said reluctantly, "You haven't given me a name yet."
name?
Xue Shurong patted the big steel guy: "Your name is Wang Yuanbao."
Forgive her bad taste.
The expressions of other people are very complicated, but Wang Yuanbao said that this name is so cool and different from other coquettish sluts!It is so happy to fly!
Xue Shurong said, well, as long as it is happy.
Wang Yuanbao wept farewell to the robots of the escort team. The clanging sound lasted for a long time, and the splashing dust could still be seen from a long distance away.Xue Shurong waved to Tony: "Come here, I have something to tell you."
Tony came over and raised his eyebrows: "Are you short of money again?"
She darkened: "No!"
"What's that? Emotional problems?"
Xue Shurong pointed in the direction of Jarvis, and said awkwardly: "He said he was Jarvis, I don't understand these things, I think you should be able to identify."
After a long absence, the two looked at each other.
Tony: "Huh?"
Jarvis smiled and said, "Sir, long time no see."
Tony: "...huh?"
Anyway, they decided to solve the problem while eating cake in the room.
Xue Shurong glanced at a certain place, paused, raised his head and asked, "How long are you going to sit?"
Deadpool sitting on the roof was holding a drawing board, not knowing what he was drawing, and seemed to be in high spirits.
"A little bit."
"Then after you finish drawing..."
"Finish!"
He threw the pen aside, jumped down with the drawing board, and handed it to Xue Shurong.
"This is--"
"birthday present."
Xue Shurong took it, and saw two deformed cartoon villains drawn on it, and it was obvious that one of them was Deadpool.As for the other little demon fairy wearing a long skirt, holding a stick, and painting her face like a devil...
Very well, it successfully reminded her of that shameful memory back then.
Xue Shurong was silent for a moment, and decided not to beat him because it was a birthday present.
"Thank you," she choked out the last words, "gift."
"I knew you liked it."
Deadpool leaned close to Xue Shurong's ear, exhaling a hot breath ambiguously: "There is another gift tonight."
"……I reject!"
She'd love to kick someone's Armstrong boomerang off!ah!
The birthday of the second year was the most... well, the most wonderful birthday Xue Shurong had ever had in his life.
Who can have her honor?
The cake was brought over by the escort robots. Natasha inserted candles for her, and Thor lit the flames. With such a strong lineup, I am afraid she will never have such a once in her life.
It was rare for everyone to be in the same room, but Tony and Jarvis were still talking in the kitchen.
"Shall I blow out the candles?" she asked nervously.
"No, no, you should sing the birthday song first." Deadpool put his hands on his chin.
"Stay away from the cake."
Xue Shurong still hasn't forgotten that on this day last year, Deadpool destroyed her only half of the cake, causing her to explain to Petunia for a long time.
By the way, Penny...
Natasha asked, "Who can sing Happy Birthday?"
Professor Banner smiled bitterly: "I sing out of tune."
The rest were silent: "..."
Thor couldn't help but said: "Is there an exclusive song for birthdays? You humans are really troublesome."
"I can sing!" Deadpool raised his hand happily.
"Uh, it's better not to use it."
"No," Natasha held Xue Shurong's hand with a serious expression, "Let's have a good birthday this time."
She was dazed for a moment.
"Wade, you start."
"Okay! Follow me--Happy birthday to you~"
He's just here to make trouble, right? (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻
Deadpool was seriously out of tune at the beginning, but the others had awkward expressions, so they sang along.The two who were talking in the kitchen heard their harmonious singing, looked at each other tacitly, and decided not to let it go for now.
The song was finally over, and Deadpool tried to play a French version, but Xue Shurong stopped it in time.
"I'd better make a wish." She said embarrassingly.
—What wish do you want to make?
This year she is a bit greedy.
Xue Shurong closed his eyes, put his palms together, and said silently in his heart: I hope everyone will be safe and happy all the time.Also, I hope that the six years can be passed smoothly.
call.
She blows out the candles.
"Okay, it's time to eat cake!"
Xue Shurong carefully removed the candles one by one. She didn't see Deadpool approaching and wanted to steal a kiss. The old-fashioned Captain America who was sitting beside him said that this situation was unbearable, so he waved his hand up to push it away, but Professor Banner I thought so too.
Thus, tragedy was born.
"Crack!"
There was an embarrassing silence in the room.
Xue Shurong, who fell face heavily into the cake, was silent for a moment, almost crying.
She took Natasha's tissue and wiped off the cream from her eyes: "Sorry, I'm going to the bathroom, you guys... just sit down for a while."
She needs to calm down.
After organizing some words, Natasha said, "There seems to be a small piece of cream cake in the refrigerator? Who wants it?"
"Me!" Everyone raised their hands.
Professor Banner suddenly said, "I can teach her how to control her anger."
Steven sighed: "Maybe it's better for us to stay away from her."
Xue Shurong washed up, sat on the sofa and chatted with them, and saw Tony and Jarvis coming one after the other.
Tony shrugged: "The situation is very magical, but I can guarantee that Jarvis will not do anything to endanger the world."
"So, he's really Jarvis?!"
Xue Shurong never dared to believe it, but now, when Tony told her that the strange young man in front of her was Jarvis, she felt a little awkward.
Presumably Jarvis knew the reason.
When there is no human form, Jarvis, who is an intelligent voice, is no different from an inanimate system, so she can safely share the same room.But now, the other party has a human form, even if it is essentially a robot, she still cannot accept it.
joke!Jarvis could see her every time she changed and showered!
There is no way to happily be friends!
"Sorry, I think there seems to be something wrong over there that needs to be dealt with." Steven put down the phone.
"Seriously?" Natasha fed the last bite of cream cake into her mouth.
"No, it's just something suspicious," he hesitated, "Both Tony and Banner have to go."
"You all go back."
Xue Shurong blinked and laughed: "I have received the message. If there is any need for help, I will go there."
"But--"
She persuaded again and again, and finally, the others prepared to leave with apologetic faces.The door was opened, and the Avengers went out. Seeing Jarvis standing with her, Xue Shurong said blankly, "What are you doing?"
Jarvis: "?"
In the next second, the smart butler who had successfully transformed into a human form was unceremoniously carried out the door, and with a "boom", the door was slammed shut in front of him.
"..."
Deadpool let out a gleeful laugh.
Xue Shurong said how could it be possible for a man to stay here overnight!It is not personal in nature and cannot!
That night, Tony and his former human butler sat on the top floor of the Stark Industrial Building, watching the stars while drinking.
The two drank heavily and didn't talk for a long time.
Alcohol will not damage the body, Jarvis drank one cup after another silently with the idea of trying.
"..."
"..."
"Continued Cup?"
"it is good."
"..."
"..."
Well, the moonlight is so beautiful tonight.
……
At the same time, a prison in Florida.
The jailer, inspecting each cell as usual, rubbed his sleepy eyes and walked briskly through.
……and many more.
His eyes widened in astonishment, and his hoarse voice resounded throughout the prison, causing other prisoners to knock on the railing excitedly: "Someone escaped from prison!!"
The alarm bell is mastering.
Outside, the moon was hazy, and the city was sprinkled with silvery afterglow.
The young policeman walked out of the prison. Suddenly, he looked back at the heavily guarded high-rise building. His brown eyes instantly looked like coagulated dark red blood. He continued to walk out, with a cold mocking smile on his lips.
He completely ignored the dull pain in his chest.
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