[Comprehensive] Protagonist Survival Plan

Regarding Zhenzi's problem, Xue Shurong was really unwilling to help.

When she saw the eerie Sadako, her legs went limp and she almost collapsed on the ground.Even after beating up ghosts and vampires, and experiencing so many life-and-death crises, Xue Shurong was still affected by deep-rooted fear.

Sure enough, no place is as scary as Japan, which is full of ghosts.

Tony helped her get the wand, Xue Shurong didn't dare to stay for two seconds, and used the evil spirit to disperse her while the other party was not paying attention.

...Finally sent away this terrible ghost.

Well, Captain America's virginity was preserved by her, which is gratifying.

In order to hold the ceremony of summoning Lilith, the vampires tried their best to open the channel of another dimension and released many ghosts.Although the entrance of the passage was crushed by the ruins this time, Xue Shurong's body absorbed some more, and the whirlwind mouth also helped a lot, the remaining ghosts still fled around, causing harm to others.

Xue Shurong had a headache. On the one hand, the battle ended in such a mess. I wonder if those blood-sucking bastards will make a comeback and arrest her again to sacrifice.According to Natasha, the Volturi family has been entrenched in Italy for thousands of years. This huge family entered the world in the way of normal people. Even the S.H.I.E.L.D. Just the tip of the iceberg for the vampire family.

On the other hand, the released ghosts wreak havoc everywhere, which will definitely have a great impact, and it will be a long-term job to disperse them.

What's worse is that at present, only Xue Shurong is capable of this job.

In the middle of the ceremony, Xue Shurong's body was squeezed into a mess of ghosts. Although they were all wiped out, the soaring magic value told her that things were getting more and more troublesome.

After getting rid of the trouble caused by Sadako, Xue Shurong tidied up and planned to continue looking for a place to live.The old house was demolished by a few guys. Fortunately, there was still compensation paid by S.H.I.E.L.D., but she was empty-handed, and her living conditions became more and more embarrassing.

"Unlucky..."

"Don't leave in a hurry, our conversation hasn't started yet." Tony took out a bottle of champagne from the wine cabinet, poured half a glass for Xue Shurong, and pushed it in front of her.

Xue Shurong froze for a moment.

"Huh?" Tony raised his eyebrows, raised his glass at her, and took a sip, "Oh, not bad."

"about what?"

"Don't be stupid, Jarvis told me everything."

"!"

Her hands trembled, and she quickly concealed her expression again.

No, it is impossible for Jarvis to entrust the whole system. So does it prove that while Tony is communicating with her, he is still observing her reaction to identify whether Jarvis is lying?

Xue Shurong took a sip of champagne: "What do you know?"

"Jarvis said that you knew each other a long time ago."

"uh-huh."

"You still have a long relationship."

Xue Shurong turned the wine glass lightly, and the amber-like clear color was shining and lustrous, swinging back and forth in the transparent glass.

"This sentence cannot be regarded as accurate. There is a connection, but it is only one-sided."

"unilateral?"

"Yes. I don't know if Mr. Stark has noticed that there is a little insignificant part missing from your huge deposit."

There was a flash of surprise in Tony's eyes, which was quickly hidden by him.He clasped his hands on the bar and looked sideways at Xue Shurong, with a cynical expression that showed nothing wrong.

"He never told me that."

"He just wanted to make you feel at ease."

Have you ever said that Xue Shurong also has thoughts in his heart.

She continued: "Because of an accident, Jarvis was severely injured, you should remember it. Since then, some money has been lost without your knowing."

"Pfft, did you do it?" Tony laughed. "Hey, ma'am, I mean no harm. That money is nothing."

Xue Shurong put down the champagne and stared at him without saying a word until Tony restrained his smile uncomfortably.

"To be precise, it's the person 'behind' me. It was supposed to be a huge fortune, but with Jarvis' 24-hour strict control, I got nothing in the end."

Yep, she's going to trick Iron Man with the same trick.

"Aren't you wondering, where did I learn my magic? What about my true identity, would a normal person behave like this?"

A series of questions stopped Tony.

"you mean--"

"I can't say their names. In short, Jarvis has been affected, but it's harmless. He will take the initiative to mention me for the purpose of protecting you. If you are worried, you can delete all the data related to me."

"I don't have that much time."

"As you like."

She left her seat, took a few steps, turned to Tony and said, "I won't hurt you. As for Jarvis, the artificial intelligence you made yourself knows better than me."

"Misha."

"Is there a problem?"

"Are you willing to take a part-time job? We can discuss how to calculate the unit price for expelling ghosts. As for the housing problem, I suggest you stay here until the danger is eliminated. In case there is an update, there is still time to save you. "

She gave Tony a cool look: "I don't expect you to save me."

"Okay, okay, heartless little thing." Tony leaned on his chin with one hand, and looked at her from afar, "What's your opinion?"

"If the pay is enough—just do it."

Does Tony really believe her explanation?

not necessarily.

However, when Xue Shurong gave them a breakthrough in the doubts they had been skeptical about, it was enough for those guys to investigate for a while.The more carefully they searched, the more they found that there was nothing, and the background that was created out of nothing would become more reliable.

Xue Shurong stepped on the door, and Tony spoke again.

"Misha."

"Please finish your sentence at once, Mr. Stark." She frowned somewhat annoyed.

"Can you spell Jarvis's name?"

"I'm not that stupid yet."

"Then do you know the meaning of his name?"

"..."

Tony's low, tired voice became a little indifferent: "j—a—r—v—i—s,."

— just a pretty smart intelligent system.

"Do you know the biggest gap between humans and machines? Humans are intelligent creatures with emotions, consciousness, and subjective initiative. Machines are just tools. I don't take it seriously, and I hope you don't take it too seriously."

"……certainly."

Xue Shurong paused, opened the door and left.

Natasha, who watched the excitement silently for a long time, came over, took Xue Shurong's wine glass, poured half a glass of champagne and drank it down.

"Is that what Jarvis's name means?"

"Of course not, it's just to commemorate a very good housekeeper." Tony smiled, "I just wanted to tease her, she is still a child."

"Too much."

"You want to fight for her?"

Natasha raised her lips slightly, her hoarse voice was as sexy and charming as her brown-red curly hair: "I'm thinking whether it's faster for you to put on the battle suit, or faster for me to explode your cavernous body."

Tony's lower body was cold, and he moved over silently: "A woman is too rude to be cute."

……

Xue Shurong didn't hear their conversation. In fact, Tony obviously didn't know that Jarvis had a much greater influence on Xue Shurong than she imagined.

She walked silently on the street alone.

After turning the corner, she put on her earphones and asked a little lonely, "Jarvis, is he right?"

"..."

This feels kind of bad.

It's like an online game that has been played for a long time, and she is almost familiar with other players. One day, someone suddenly told her that those players are actually npcs piled up with data.She almost forgot that the world is essentially false.

"To be honest, I'm a little skeptical of the point of existence."

"Miss," Jarvis' gentle voice sounded slowly, "Whether human existence has meaning depends on you."

"You really look like an enlightened old monk..."

"Miss's subconscious is unwilling to admit that I am an inanimate artificial intelligence, proving that you believe in the existence of all this."

"So - do you have a sense of self? Are you talking to me as a machine, or as 'Jarvis'?"

Jarvis was silent for a moment.

"I think I'll have to take a moment to think about it. . . . Miss."

"Ok?"

"are you angry with me?"

"After you answer my question, I will tell you the answer."

Xue Shurong suddenly laughed.She stretched out her thin white fingers to catch the thin and transparent snowflakes. In a blink of an eye, heavy snowflakes sprinkled the whole city.

"Look, it's snowing. Isn't it beautiful?"

The first heavy snow of the new year covered the whole city, and they were still thinking about deeper issues in the vast whiteness.

Xue Shurong rented a new apartment, but fortunately there were no problems this time.Just across the street, there is a fast food restaurant in Williamsburg that is recruiting hourly workers. The wages are good, and they can also provide food by the way. The boss is a silly Asian, and the chef is a wretched middle-aged man with a look of desire and dissatisfaction. .The other two waiters are also... well, special.

All in all, the world is a very magical place.

"Are you going home?"

"Of course." After changing her clothes, Caroline put on her high-heeled shoes and walked out like a proud white goose.

"Don't pay attention to that silly girl."

Max's words always have a strange allegorical effect. As soon as her words fell, Caroline, who had just pushed the door open, fell to the ground.

"They said it was going to snow, idiot."

Xue Shurong: "..."

Comparing the two, perhaps due to the effect of magic value, she is closer to the more rebellious Max.

Xue Shurong cleaned up the debris on the table, and was also going to change clothes.

Max glanced at her: "Are you going too?"

"I still have a part-time job in the church, you know, for redemption." Xue Shurong shrugged jokingly.

"If you have this time, why not help the poor, such as me."

Max just taunted him habitually, Xue Shurong was taken aback for a moment, and suddenly realized.Yes, she has other options, why spend time in church?What's more, it is not very useful for the skyrocketing magic value.

"Thank you!"

Xue Shurong shook Max's hand with a serious expression, changed her clothes under her somewhat bewildered eyes, and rushed out.

"Crack!"

Xue Shurong held his buttocks, his face turned pale from the pain: "It hurts!"

"I said it's going to snow." Max shook his head helplessly.

At this moment, a hand suddenly reached out to Xue Shurong: "Are you okay?"

Her gaze moved upwards with that hand, and she saw a familiar face.The other party looked about 20 years old, with a mild and shy expression. He smiled, and the curvature of the corner of his mouth quickly disappeared.

— Perry? !

Xue Shurong was stunned.

"The lady?"

"Huh?...I-I'm fine, thank you."

Xue Shurong realized that Perry had been hit by her forgetful spell and had forgotten everything related to her.It seems that he was able to come out of the nursing home, which proves that his personality has been corrected a lot.

In any case, she would never deal with this person again.

Xue Shurong chose to stand up by herself, thanked her and left in a hurry.Perry, who was standing at the door of the store, stared at the direction she left, and the blurred light and shadow cast on his face made his deep-set brown eyes covered by shadows, making it difficult to see clearly.

"strangeness……"

He pursed his lips, but couldn't tell what was wrong, and when Xue Shurong disappeared, he also turned and left.

the next day.

"Boss, you have to pay me my salary in advance."

Xue Shurong's tone on the phone sounded like a coolie collecting debts.

Tony on the other end of the phone spoke lazily and didn't take the money seriously at all: "Pep will be responsible for how much you want."

"Oh, let's start with 100 million."

Tony froze for a moment, although it didn't seem to him much, but he still couldn't help asking.

"What are you going to do? Buy a yacht?"

"No, I'm going to benefit the third world. Let you put the money you bought on the yacht into public welfare."

"...well, if you like."

Xue Shurong was busy throughout the holidays. While besieging the messy ghosts, she actively contacted charity and public welfare undertakings, and held several large-scale auction exhibitions and public welfare performances.Tony gave her face, and even delivered some nonsense such as "supporting public welfare causes" at the scene, which won rounds of applause.

"I always felt like my social phobia was cured compulsively."

Just horrible.

"It's a good thing, Miss." Jarvis replied with a slight smile.

Tony thought he had the upper hand, but in fact, until now he didn't know that Xue Shurong still shared Jarvis with him, and he became more and more unscrupulous.

Xue Shurong listened to the people on the stage introducing the auction products this time, and chatted with Jarvis in a low voice.

"By the way, last time..."

"boom!"

When everyone was caught off guard, a black figure passed by, and the long knife disappeared in a flash, cutting off the head of a rich man participating in the auction in an instant.

"Ahhh-"

For a moment, terrified screams drowned out the microphone.

Xue Shurong jumped up and quickly chased him out.

She didn't know if others could see clearly, but she did see that that person was Deadpool!

"Don't run away anymore! Stop!"

Seeing that the opponent was about to disappear, when Xue Shurong took out his wand and was about to point it at Deadpool, a few ghost figures flew across the walls on both sides, and quickly flew towards Xue Shurong.

"Damn!"

She was troubled and could only stop temporarily.Deadpool, who escaped easily, turned back, jumped from a tall building to the ground, and stunned several bodyguards who were chasing him out.

"Hey, can you?"

He swung the long knife a few times, but he could only cut through the shadow of the ghost without causing any real damage.

"I can do it myself!"

Xue Shurong recited the incantation over and over again, and it took a long time to eliminate all the ghosts.

She retracted her wand, staggered a little weakly, shook her head, and then looked at Deadpool: "Why did you kill him? And, where do you want to escape to?"

"my task."

Deadpool stood far away, as if she had turned into a scourge overnight: "The mission is complete, I should go back."

"then you……"

"Oh, it's getting late, and I have to stop by to buy the latest issue of "Playboy". I wonder who will be on the cover this time? Let's keep the suspense, otherwise..."

Xue Shurong walked in front of him.

Deadpool also took a few steps back.

"You want to dance tango with me?" she said deadpan.

"Good idea. Maybe we could go on the Titanic..."

"Wade."

Deadpool fell silent for a moment.

Xue Shurong learned about Deadpool's situation through Natasha.His name is Wade, and he was originally a special soldier. In order to treat cancer, he joined the Weapon X program, so his body survived, but his appearance was destroyed.

No wonder he keeps wrapping himself up tightly.

"Are you scared?" She stared at Deadpool without blinking.

"How could I be afraid..." Deadpool had just finished speaking halfway, and immediately raised his hands helplessly, "Oh oh oh what are you doing? Hey, this is taking advantage!"

Xue Shurong hugged him, and patted his back vigorously like a brother, making a bang bang sound.

She said solemnly: "Thank you for saving me so many times, I am sincerely grateful."

Deadpool silenced again.

"Skin is not a big problem." After the polite hug ended, Xue Shurong took a step back with a rare serious expression, "Would you like to try a beauty salon? I don't think it looks serious."

"..."

"Don't say you've spent all your money, okay, okay, let's take a step back and apply cucumber slices?"

"..."

"Hey, don't be upset if..."

"I only have one request." Deadpool said in a low voice.

"what?"

"Would you like to have a hot night with me?"

"..."

With a stiff face, Xue Shurong stomped on his toe hard.

"Oh, isn't the hug just now a sexual hint?" Deadpool hopped around in pain, "It's okay, you won't be shy when you experience this wonderful feeling!"

call……

The world is so beautiful, but she is so irritable, it's not good, it's not good.

"go to hell!!!"

"Calm down! Aww calm down!"

Xue Shurong couldn't say whether such behavior was correct or not.

Her initiative to reconcile may make Deadpool feel relieved about her face, but the after-effects are quite obvious. The dog skin plaster called Deadpool sticks on again, and she insists that it is her confession. last step--

Well, hit harder next time. :)

Halfway through the holiday, Xue Shurong did not forget to practice physical skills while working hard to improve his faith.Coach Beth was transferred to another state because of the case, so she simply practiced wrestling with Natasha.

It has been proved by actual combat that the effect is remarkable. Deadpool, who is not afraid of death to make fun of it, began to bluff and screamed for pain, and then avoided it with a face full of danger.

There is also less harassment.

In addition to the troublesome life, occasionally it is necessary to spend a leisurely tea time with friends.Xue Shurong's ear piercing is rare, she listened to a bunch of girls chattering about which boy in the school was the most handsome, and which girl acted the same way but didn't feel annoyed anymore.

"...Misha? Misha? What do you think?"

"I think the same as you guys." Xue Shurong came back to his senses and hastily said perfunctory.

"So you're willing to go to the party?"

... what party?

Xue Shurong broke out in a cold sweat, but he could only nod with a bitter face in order not to expose the fact that she hadn't listened at all.

"Hey, there you are! I thought you were going to live like an old nun!"

"Speaking of which, Misha, are you doing charity activities recently?"

"Uh, yes."

"Do you want to try to help others? Like those children in poor areas who can't afford to go to school, you can help them. My parents are doing this."

Xue Shurong nodded: "This is fine."

Just wait until she's a while longer.

No matter what, this damn magic value should be suppressed.When you open your eyes, you will see the face of a ghost, and everyone will go crazy.

The girls' sterile conversation turned to complaining about their own parents' horrible habits.

The news broadcast on TV became the background sound, Xue Shurong glanced at it, and suddenly froze.

An interesting feature was playing on the screen, something along the lines of "Those Lucky Guys Who Got to Participate with Death" or something.What made Xue Shurong horrified was that she was familiar with the people above who were laughing and talking about their horrible experiences.

Young mothers with children, middle-aged gentlemen, and beautiful flight attendants...

Not all.

Is it the person you flew with last time?