[Comprehensive] Protagonist Survival Plan

The dance party was a total mess.

Xue Shurong felt that she needed to explain other things, such as——

"Natasha, aren't you going to say something?"

"Actually, I'm about to confess to you. First of all, I have to sincerely apologize for lying to you for so long, Misha, I didn't mean to hide it on purpose, it's just... I just don't know how to approach you."

Xue Shurong suddenly felt something was wrong when he heard it, and asked blankly: "Huh?"

"I love you for a long time."

I love you for a long time.

I like you for a long time.

like you……

For a long time.

Two balls of flames burned on her originally fair and tender cheeks, Xue Shurong held back and held back, but still couldn't hold back: "What nonsense are you talking about!"

Do you think she is really stupid!That's not the way to joke! (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻

Natasha had been observing her reaction, and sighed faintly when she saw this scene.

"Well, you're not a lesbian."

Xue Shurong asked embarrassingly, "How do you know I'm gay?"

Black Widow wouldn't tell her to rummage through the dead arms dealer Evelyn and steal the rest of the footage, too.Although the appearance of the two of them was somewhat blurred, Xue Shurong's voice of molesting others was clear.In addition, through the data investigation, Xue Shurong had never had a boyfriend, but he and Penny got so close.

...So, she gorgeously misunderstood.

"Sorry, I was wrong." For such an embarrassing fact, Natasha chose to bury the truth in a corner.

"……never mind."

"Misha!" Natasha grabbed her arm with a serious expression, "Would you like to join us?"

"to join you guys?"

Xue Shurong blinked. Wherever he looked, Stark, Professor Banner, Natasha... were all watching her reaction, and Deadpool was rarely quiet, lying on the ground with one hand on his head, waiting for an answer.

"I……"

She fiddled with her messy black hair, and suddenly laughed: "Isn't it too early to say such things? According to the rules of TV dramas, at least you have to go through a thrilling battle before extending an olive branch."

"I don't want a war, but in order to avoid accidents, it is necessary to find a suitable companion in advance." Natasha pursed her lips, staring at her without saying a word.

Xue Shurong's eyes wandered, avoiding her sharp gaze: "Wait until I am stronger."

"Why don't you work as a support staff?" Iron Man Tony walked to the side, shrugged and teased, "Occasionally, someone needs to clean up the battlefield... Well, anyway, your magic seems to be very useful."

It can also make some annoying guys temporarily quiet like air.

She was silent for a few seconds, inexplicably feeling that this young and promising diamond king was very embarrassed: "...Do you want to try?"

"just forget it."

Tony took a step back in a very quick reaction, stepping on Loki's stomach inadvertently, in exchange for the other party's heart-wrenching eyes.

"Oh, sorry." He looked innocent.

……

In short, S.H.I.E.L.D.'s plan to recruit talents failed completely.

Xue Shurong came back from school, after taking a bath, lay down on the big bed, and said in a long voice, "Jarvis, my magic wand is broken."

"Perhaps it's time for a new wand."

"You're right." She was just a little... melancholy at that brother's voluntary sacrifice.

Like a bee, it will die once it stings. This kind of life that can't be regarded as life is too fragile.

"Miss, may I take the liberty to ask a question?"

"You say it."

Jarvis' gentle voice can make people relax involuntarily: "Why doesn't Miss want to join S.H.I.E.L.D.?"

"..."

She scratched her head, with a frowning face: "Okay. When I think of joining an organization and becoming a member of 'belonging', I will be terrified. I will meet many people and witness many things with them. But, respectively What should I do when?"

"Miss……"

"Huh, maybe we should look forward, it's not my style to be so pretentious." Xue Shurong suddenly interrupted him, and sat up energetically: "Let's find a new wand! I don't know who it is this time? "

As soon as her words fell, Jarvis was silent for a moment, and the originally normal space began to distort.

The whirlwind opening in front of her slowly opened, and the dazzling golden particles kept churning, like a hurricane swirling rapidly like golden sand particles, almost blinding her eyes.

Xue Shurong covered the dazzling light with one hand, and poked in lightly and familiarly.

"Shh!"

Dazzling dust floated in all directions.

"Ten and a quarter inches, goose ear oak, containing dragon veins, harder."

"This is a big guy. Fortunately, winter is here and there is a place to hide."

Xue Shurong weighed it, and asked suspiciously: "Why is the wand getting longer and longer?"

Jarvis aptly added: "In general, the longer the wand, the more powerful and stable it will be."

—Then she will be holding a two-person wand in the future?

Xue Shurong suddenly felt tired and flustered.

Is this a magician or a half-baked magic warrior? Hey!

"Jarvis, when can I get to the senior magician?"

"Miss, cultivation does not happen overnight, and the road ahead is still long."

"Ok."

"And I would like to remind you that because you are too focused on magic cultivation, the young lady's other arrangements are very unbalanced and need to be adjusted."

What Jarvis said reminded Xue Shurong.

Thinking about it, she was right, because of the magic brought by the magic power, she gradually focused on meditation and learning the magic spell, but ignored other points.I haven't been to cram schools and part-time jobs for a long time.

"Jarvis, open the properties panel!"

"Okay, miss."

It’s okay if you don’t read it, Xue Shurong browsed it line by line, and it became more and more shocking, pointing at it tremblingly: "Why is my magic value so high..."

After practicing like this for a while, the faith value will be completely suppressed, not to mention the force value will become more and more pitiful between these two giants.

"...Eh, the shortest one is, is..."

There was a whine in the room: "My God, am I right, Jarvis, am I going bankrupt!"

"Miss, I reminded you." Jarvis replied calmly.

Xue Shurong recalled it, and there seemed to be such a poor memory in her mind. When she was spending money, Jarvis reminded her to increase revenue and reduce expenditure.

"I'm going to kneel..."

While she was lamenting, the phone rang suddenly.It was very strange that it was not Petunia who called in the middle of the night, but an unfamiliar number.

strangeness.

Xue Shurong connected: "Hi, may I ask—"

"Sherlock Holmes."

"How do you know my phone number?!"

"Dill has your number."

She almost forgot that the class has an address book, and everyone's mobile phone numbers are on it so that they can be contacted at any time.

"By the way, I haven't asked yet, are you okay today!"

"No problem, it's just a waste of time helping to clear the crowd." Sherlock's voice was almost indifferent. "Has the school formally practiced emergency evacuation?"

Xue Shurong was a little embarrassed: "Uh, I can't remember."

"Poor system."

He made a brief assessment and then asked a new question: "What do you know about Hannibal Lecter?"

"Doctor Hannibal? You probably understand."

"A vague answer is not a good habit."

Sherlock on the microphone side raised his eyebrows. He was sitting at the desk with a thick stack of materials on it, including clipped news, some printed materials, and a few photos.

As he spoke, his slender fingertips slid across, and half of the newspaper was pulled down. It was a news of a missing person.

"Are you free tomorrow? I need to talk to you."

Xue Shurong asked hesitantly: "It sounds like you have a problem with Dr. Hannibal?"

"We'll talk about the specifics tomorrow."

"Ok."

Regarding this ball, she owed Sherlock a favor, and she could just pay it back.

"Then see you tomorrow, good night."

"Good night."

Xue Shurong hung up the phone, sat for a while, then ran to the study to take out a notebook, and wrote on it stroke by stroke: "Sherlock Holmes, the purpose is not clear, you need to pay attention."

After the matter was finished, she lay down on the bed again, and her white and tender feet dangled a few times, only then did she feel the pain belatedly.

"hiss……"

Xue Shurong turned her foot over. Sure enough, the sole of the foot was scratched by a piece of debris. It was not deep, but it looked hideous. If it hadn't been soaked in water just now, with her increasingly dull sense of touch, she might not have seen the scar when it healed.

Resignedly, she took out the medicine box and applied some red syrup.

"Really, according to the routine in idol dramas, there should be a handsome guy to help me paint at this time, and he should comfort me with a distressed face... oh."

She couldn't continue talking about such a goosebump-infested scene.

Sure enough, being single for a long time has already disillusioned the world, and the girl's heart has long been thrown to other dimensions. If anyone dares to touch Xue Shurong's feet at this time, she will definitely beat him to death every minute.

"Wait, where are my earrings?"

Xue Shurong recalled the pearl earrings he was wearing, and was stunned: "That's very expensive!"

The pill must have fallen into the auditorium during the battle!

……

At the same time, Natasha and Hawkeye Button walked back slowly, chatting with each other.

"Did you do what happened to those boys?"

"I just want to be a competent dance partner, but unfortunately..." Natasha looked innocent, "She is really cute."

"Are you going to give up?"

"Of course not, look, the name 'Misha' is destined to bind us tightly, this is my hunch."

"Spider sense?" Barton joked.

"Hey, don't make me think of those two bastards who deserve a beating!"

On the tall buildings they passed by, one of the 'broken mouth guys' could be seen as soon as they looked up.

"Ah!"

Deadpool sat on the edge of the roof and shook his legs rhythmically. He rubbed his nose and raised his hands to his forehead. The two shiny and smooth pearl earrings were so beautiful under the light.