[Comprehensive] Protagonist Survival Plan

No morals and no responsibilities 2.0 version of the episode. (Parallel world, nothing to do with the text, just for a laugh)

Preliminary Summary: The Mid-Autumn Festival is here, and Xue Shurong, who is alone in another world, misses his hometown very much...

Jarvis version

Xue Shurong sat on the roof alone, staring at the moon with his chin in a daze.

I don't know, what will the family on the other side of the world be doing?Watching the party?Have a meal?Or - sweet and greasy moon cakes?She likes to eat ice-skin egg yolk mooncakes made by her mother herself, and lotus seed paste...

Suddenly there was a coat on her thin shoulders, and the somewhat cold skin was instantly covered, enveloped in a warm touch.

"Miss."

Jarvis sat beside her, propped up on the ground with one hand, and helped her brush all her hair behind her coat with the other.His body temperature was much lower than that of ordinary people, and his fingertips inadvertently touched Xue Shurong's white neck, which made her shudder slightly subconsciously.

"Sorry." Jarvis was sensitive to her reaction, and immediately withdrew his hand apologetically.

"it does not matter."

Xue Shurong took his retracted hand, closed it in the palm of his hand, looked at the sea blue eyes that became more beautiful under the moonlight: "You don't have to be so polite."

Jarvis was slightly dazed, then slowly raised his lips, his deep voice was extremely gentle: "Miss, would you like to see a photo?"

"What picture?"

At this moment, a vague shadow suddenly appeared in the void, becoming clearer and clearer, covering half of the starry sky.It turned out that it was Xue Shurong's last birthday when everyone came to celebrate her lively scene. She wore a silly crown and smiled like a fool.

This is probably the happiest birthday she has had in so many years.

Xue Shurong burst into tears instantly.

"Jarvis...you fouled again..."

Her response was a warm and reliable hug from Jarvis.

"Miss, as long as you want, this will always be your home."

——d——

Nini version

This year's Mid-Autumn Festival has no moon, Xue Shurong looked up like a fool for a long time before admitting in disbelief that not only will she not be able to see the moon tonight, but there may be a heavy rain.

"Wow—"

Xue Shurong: "..."

Let's just say, well, New York is a straight city.

She can cast magic, but at the moment Xue Shurong just wants to get in the rain, so that her mind will be clearer.

This is what Tony saw when he came over—Xue Shurong was standing listlessly on the road without an umbrella, completely drenched, and his big wet black eyes were looking at him sadly from afar.

The pitiful eyes looked like they met for the first time.

This was the first time Tony was late for a date, and he already had S.H.I.E.L.D. in his mind cut to pieces, and by the way, threw some blindfolded one-eyed dragon into the ocean and fed it to the fish [-] times.

"Honey, I'm sorry."

There was no way to give his lover a hug through a layer of armor, Tony sighed helplessly, held her face and leaned over to kiss her.Xue Shurong's lips were soft, warm and cool, like strawberry pudding after a meal. His kiss deepened, entangled with his lover's lips.

The heavy rain pattered on his armor, but it completely blocked the top of Xue Shurong's head, protecting her from the wet and cold raindrops.

He didn't let go until the kiss made Xue Shurong's lips numb, and asked in a low voice, "Go back."

Xue Shurong blushed and adjusted her breathing: "...OK."

He put on the helmet and hugged Xue Shurong horizontally.Obviously, for the sake of Tony's masculinity, Xue Shurong is still very willing to be a little bird at this time, and let him protect himself.

When the two of them passed quickly in the rainy night, Xue Shurong stuck to his cold battle clothes and couldn't help laughing.

"What are you laughing at?" Although Tony was puzzled, he was still infected by her happy mood, and raised his lips.

Xue Shurong has brought him enough real smiles in these years, which is what he cherishes most.

"Your here."

Xue Shurong lightly touched the source of his life, and the bright light appeared in the dark night like a lighthouse on the turbulent sea, symbolizing hope.

"... like the moon."

——d——

Hannibal

After Xue Shurong and Hannibal got together, the two traveled erratically, sometimes going to South America to feel the style of Carmen, and sometimes going to some small European countries.It is extremely difficult for the partners of the Avengers to contact her.

And now, the two of them went to the place where Natasha had been for many years-Russia.

The firewood in the fireplace was burning vigorously, and the crackling sound accompanied by the faint fragrance of wood lingered in the room. Xue Shurong nestled on the sofa, bit by bit like a chicken eating rice, and almost fell asleep.

"Misha." Hannibal's unique slightly hoarse deep voice woke her up instantly.

"Ok?"

Xue Shurong rubbed his eyes and saw Hannibal coming with a plate of food.It turned out to be a few exquisite small moon cakes, the workmanship and carving patterns are extremely detailed, and they look soft and delicious.

Her eyes lit up: "Moon cakes?"

After being reminded by Hannibal, Xue Shurong realized that today is the Mid-Autumn Festival.Her memory is not very good, no matter what important day or festival it is, it is always Hannibal who can remember in time and prepare without haste.

"I owe you one more time."

She twisted one and fed it to her mouth. The sweetness of the purple sweet potato melted into her taste buds. She hardly needed to chew, and the delicious mooncakes slowly slid down her esophagus.

Hannibal sat beside him, his brown eyes softened by the warm fire.

"Is it tasty?"

“Yummy~”

Xue Shurong said, and fed the mooncake to his lips: "You have a taste!"

Hannibal glanced at the mooncake, then at her soft and rosy lips, and compared the two, he leaned forward and sealed her lips.

Lips and teeth grind together, breathing entangled.

……Um.

It tastes just right.

——d——

Rhett Edition

The Mid-Autumn Festival Gala is being broadcast live on the international channel. Xue Shurong's attitude towards this kind of gala is the same as that of the Spring Festival Gala - festive background sound.

However, this year's Mid-Autumn Festival does not have a table of lively family members, there is no laughter of mutual teasing, and there are no caring greetings from parents.

Ugh.

Seeing the dazzling singing and dancing, Xue Shurong gradually became distracted.

Reid next to him completely became the background board.

He put down the book in his hand, and suddenly said softly, "I'll test you with a question."

"What's the problem?" Xue Shurong was stunned for a moment.

Reid looked at her without blinking, his gentle and delicate face was full of seriousness: "What programs have you performed from the beginning to now?"

To test her concentration?

Xue Shurong stretched out his hand and counted them one by one: "...There is another song, um, the next program is a dance performance, called..."

"you sure?"

"Is it wrong?" She never questioned Rhett's memory, recalling the show just now with some hesitation.

"That's right." Rhett pursed his lips and smiled.

"..."

Rhett could even tease her.

Xue Shurong glanced at him half annoyed, but forgot what he said.

"Damn..."

She had to count one by one from the beginning, and when she was halfway through, Rhett interrupted again: "Are you sure?"

"I'm sure."

Foolish to play the same trick twice, lad!

When Xue Shurong was proud, her lips warmed up, and the warm touch left quickly.

Rhett looked at her seriously: "Can you still remember?"

"..."

Xue Shurong instantly blushed.

——d——

deadpool version

When Xue Shurong was feeling melancholy facing the moon, Deadpool came to her side, shaking his hands exaggeratedly: "There is a surprise!"

She squinted: "I bet one yuan that nothing will happen."

"Hey, you should trust me!"

Deadpool took out something from his pocket, and suddenly appeared in front of her like a magician: "Dangdang——"

"..."

"..."

Xue Shurong was expressionless: "If you take out Durex again, I will beat you until you can't take care of yourself, believe it or not."

Deadpool immediately threw it aside.

"I took it wrong, try it again! Dangdang——"

"..."

"..."

Xue Shurong looked at the pile of debris in his hand speechlessly, and said, "Where did you pick it up?"

"Shit!" Deadpool was startled, and slapped his forehead angrily, "I forgot to have mooncakes in my pocket when I was posing!"

"moon cake?"

Xue Shurong was a little surprised: "Why are you buying this?"

"It was originally intended for you to look at things and think about others, feel the festive atmosphere, and finally have a pleasant sex, but now it's damn messed up!" Deadpool was as straightforward as always... making people speechless.

When she heard the answer, she couldn't help laughing out loud, and her sad emotions disappeared without a trace.

"Thank you."

Deadpool saw her smile and was silent for a moment.

"..."

"..."

"Can we continue now?" He pointed expectantly at a few small packages on the floor.

The rare warm atmosphere was broken in an instant.

"No!"

——d——