[Comprehensive] Protagonist Survival Plan

A birthday must portend disaster.

That's right.

"I'm here to save you! My goddess!"

Deadpool grabbed Xue Shurong's waist very quickly, and took her away from the land of right and wrong with a few jumps.Before the two could breathe a sigh of relief, the cut wire was soaked in water, and Deadpool stepped on it.

"Be careful……"

"Ah oh oh oh—"

He twitched and screamed a few times, shaking like a sieve.Seeing that the situation was wrong, Xue Shurong picked up the fallen steel pipe from the side and threw it at him aggressively.

"Boom!"

On target!

Deadpool collapsed on the ground, and said weakly: "Today's current seems to be stronger than usual?"

"Don't follow me!" Xue Shurong took a deep breath and moved his body, "This is coming for me and has nothing to do with you."

"You care about me?" The psychopath always thinks differently from others.

"……what ever."

The whole street is in chaos, and if we continue to stay like this, I am afraid that more innocent pedestrians will be hurt.Xue Shurong threw the bag aside, pressed the Bluetooth headset with one hand, and whispered extremely fast: "Jarvis, look for the nearest open and flat place with few people."

"Okay, ma'am. Please turn left at the traffic lights ahead, and then..."

Before the other party had an attack, Xue Shurong checked the fatigue value. Fortunately, he could barely last for a while.

She took out her wand and casually pointed to a broken stone slab on the ground: "wingardium leviosa (flying curse)!"

As soon as the words fell, the slate floated instantly.

Deadpool sighed in surprise.

"Don't follow." Xue Shurong turned around and warned.

"I think you need my help. By the way, why didn't you transform? I like your outfit. Although it looks beautiful now, it's my favorite to be as gorgeous as the goddess of death..."

"rts (leg lock curse)!"

Xue Shurong couldn't bear it anymore, he flicked his wand in the direction of Deadpool, his body froze, and he fell to the ground with his head upside down.I saw that his upper body could still move freely, but his legs were extremely stiff as if they had been filled with lead.

"It will be back in a moment."

Xue Shurong stepped on the stone slab and disappeared from his sight with a whoosh.

"Wow, that's cool!" At this time, Deadpool was not in a hurry at all. He leaned on his chin with one hand, lay on his side in the ruins, and looked at Xue Shurong's back from a distance, "Hey, she is wearing white... "

He couldn't go on.

Deadpool silently touched his nose through the hood.

Fortunately, the nosebleeds were not too violent.

Xue Shurong on this side didn't realize that she was peeped into her privacy by some pervert, or she couldn't care less about it.She quickly flew towards the empty park according to the route provided by Jarvis.

"Miss, you can get there by driving 1000 meters in a straight line."

"Ok!"

Although I haven't used the floating spell a few times, but fortunately my usual fighting training and cheerleading foundation is still there. Xue Shurong's balance ability is very good, and she stands firmly when turning.

The wind passed by her ears, and even Jarvis' words could not be heard clearly for a moment.

"...above...the plane..."

and many more.

airplane?

Xue Shurong raised his head in bewilderment, and saw a helicopter deviated from its direction and flew towards her in a daze!

How could it be so unlucky!Did she offend the god of mildew?

She reacted very quickly and turned to one side to avoid this unexpected disaster. Unexpectedly, the stone slab under her feet cracked and cracked!

……pill.

"Jump up!"

A steady and firm voice came from below, and there was a whistling wind next to his ears, and a hard round shield rushed to Xue Shurong in the blink of an eye.

"Miss, now!" Jarvis immediately reminded.

She seized her timing and jumped onto the shield in one leap.The shield seemed to have figured out the direction, and quickly drew a trace, falling towards the soft lawn.

Xue Shurong jumped down easily when he was one or two meters above the ground, and stepped on the grass.

"boom--"

Over there, a man named Steven was wearing a red, blue and white uniform, and his hands were tightly pressed against the base of the helicopter. The inertia of the fall was so fast that he exerted all his strength and was pushed back quickly, about to hit him. on a big tree.

"mobiliarbus (fly around)!"

With a wave of Xue Shurong's hand, the helicopter directly retreated instead of advancing, and slid to the side, and the soldiers inside quickly ran out with guns.

"call……"

Xue Shurong was a little dizzy for a while due to excessive use of mental strength.She shook her head, and the dizzy scene gradually became clear. She saw Steven walking over and asked, "Are you okay?"

"It's okay." Xue Shurong shook his head, "We meet again."

The person in front of her was the famous Captain America. When she really matched up, she still saw the relevant news on TV.It is said that they once formed an Avengers Alliance to wipe out all the monsters from another dimension and save mankind.

Seeing his tight uniform, Xue Shurong shook his head.

This pectoral muscle...

Pooh.

Why did he become in tune with that rogue, Deadpool?

"I saw something went wrong with the plane, so I rushed over from there. Fortunately, I had your help." He said with a smile.

"You should be thanking me."

Although the body contains enough powerful and huge strength, it has also been regarded as the representative of the American spirit. Steven's expression is gentle, as sunny and dazzling as his short golden hair, and he looks full of vitality.

Xue Shurong took a step back, adjusted his breathing and said, "I still have something to do, so I will go ahead."

She can't afford another big accident.

"need any help?"

"No thanks."

Before she turned around and took a few steps, Steven called out from behind: "Please wait a moment, Miss Misha."

"What's up?"

Steven asked a soldier to take off his coat, handed it to Xue Shurong, and explained kindly: "I think you need this."

Xue Shurong was slightly dazed, and lowered her head subconsciously, only to see that the miniskirt was covered with dust, a little wrinkled, as if it had been accidentally taken off by the action just now.She tied her sleeves around her waist shyly, covering the beautiful and alluring spring, and thanked the other party again sincerely.

"Also," Steven looked at her, "please rest assured, I am not representing S.H.I.E.L.D. If you have any questions, you can always seek our help."

"Ok."

Xue Shurong inexplicably felt that the tall and handsome Captain America in front of him was a bit silly.No, not stupid, only white sweet.

It's too kind and righteous, not like a superhero who has experienced World War II and many battles.

"Crack!"

The two of them looked up and saw a big tree about seven or eight meters high falling in this direction.

Xue Shurong: "..."

——Any other tricks?

Xue Shurong was about to take out his wand when he saw Steven rushing forward, holding the shield with one hand to resist. The smooth muscles protruding due to the force were very conspicuous, his shoulder blades were tightly tensed, and all he could hear was his heavy breathing for a while. Voice.

In the next second, the big tree was thrown aside by Steven and fell to the ground.

"Are you okay?" Xue Shurong asked this time.

"fine."

Xue Shurong was determined to stay away from them immediately.

After she said goodbye, she walked to the open and flat grass, and waited from noon to evening, but the danger never appeared.It wasn't until the stars gradually lit up and the sky darkened that Xue Shurong heaved a sigh of relief: "Jarvis, there shouldn't be any danger, right?"

Her heart no longer had that nervous throbbing. Does this mean that she is still alive?

"I always feel like the set of "Death is Coming"." Xue Shurong muttered, patted the dirt on his body, his expression suddenly became a little depressed, "I haven't contacted for a long time, will Penny be angry? How can I get over my appearance? ..."

"Miss, please don't worry, Miss Petunia will definitely not be angry."

"why?"

"Because Miss Petunia cherishes each other as much as you do."

"..."

Xue Shurong's choked voice echoed intermittently in the park: "You are fouling! Don't say such tear-jerking words, my makeup is going to be ruined!"

Having said that, Xue Shurong still came to the single apartment rented by Penny.She knocked on the door anxiously, tried her best to arrange her skirt and hair, trying to be normal.

"Dong dong dong."

"crunch-"

Petunia propped one hand on the half-open door, half-complaining: "Do you remember coming here... Misha, what's wrong with you?"

Her expression looked surprised.

"I...I'm really unlucky today." Xue Shurong replied resentfully.

Petunia sighed, and said, "Okay, okay, seeing that you are so funny, I forgive you."

She took Xue Shurong's arm and came in. Sure enough, the room was decorated with balloons, a box of cakes was placed on the table, and McDonald's family bucket meal.

Xue Shurong: "..."

"Hey! I don't know how to cook!" Penny said as she picked up the box. Most of the cake had been eaten, but fortunately the few strawberries on it were still there. I couldn’t stand it, I thought you wouldn’t come, so I had to eat a little bit.”

She was a little dumbfounded.

"Thank you."

"Oh, yes! One last thing!"

Penny happily lit a few birthday candles, pushed Xue Shurong to sit on the sofa: "Hurry up, blow out the candles and make a wish!"

Birthday wish?

Xue Shurong stared blankly at the few candles that were swaying with small flames. After a while, she clasped her hands together and silently made a wish.

——I hope I can live past the age of 24 and successfully return to the real world.

"call!"

The candles were all extinguished.

Under Petunia's expectant eyes, Xue Shurong picked up a knife and cut the remaining cake.At this moment, a tragic scene happened.

"Dangdang!"

Someone rushed in through the wide-open glass window, and one of them lost his footing and fell on Xue Shurong's body. With a slap, her face was just submerged in the sweet cream cake, and the fork in her hand was still held high.

"..."

"..."

Only Deadpool looked puzzled: "Strange, where's the goddess?"