[Comprehensive] Sherlock Holmes

Oxford, Oxford.

A prestigious school with a long history.

"Oxford University (UyofOxford), referred to as Oxford (Oxford), is a world-renowned public research university located in Oxford, England. The recorded teaching history of Oxford University can be traced back to 1096, making it the oldest university in the English-speaking world. It is also the second oldest surviving institution of higher education in the world.

Oxford University is a core member of the Russell Group of British research universities, the British "G5 Super Elite University", the Coimbra Group of top European universities, the European Research University Alliance and Europaeum.Oxford University Press is the world's largest university press, publishing works including 20 volumes of the Oxford English Dictionary.Oxford is also home to two prestigious scholarship schemes: the Clarendon Scholarships, established in 2001; and the Rhodes Scholarships, which have attracted outstanding graduate students to study for more than a century.Oxford also has the world's largest university press and the UK's largest university library system.Oxford University has trained many social celebrities, including 26 British prime ministers, 60 Nobel Prize winners, and dozens of royal family members and political leaders from all over the world.

——All of the above, from Baidu Encyclopedia”

Jian Ruo shook her eyebrows and looked at the information on her phone. This was not what Jian Ruo cared about. She didn't get admitted to university, nor did she choose her major.To be honest, she didn't understand why the original major chose such a major.

politics.

How ironic, what's the point of studying political science?Could it be that she intends to act in the political arena of a corrupt country as a Chinese?If not, do you plan to return to China for development...?

The only reason for her to accept coming to the UK is the reason why she cannot return to China to develop.

She didn't know what the original owner thought, nor how she died.She didn't care about anything when she came, she just wanted to escape from the chaotic memories.

She was even a little surprised when the visa came out, after all...

after all……

"——If you want to continue standing there in a daze." Sherlock said impatiently. People passing by looked here frequently, and Jian Ruo stroked her hair in embarrassment: "Hey, be a gentleman, Sherlock."

Sherlock was already walking away.

... Wasn't it just a moment of stupor?Why is this bear so annoying? ? ! !Jian Ruo hurriedly chased after her.

Although at the beginning, Jian Ruo was still very excited "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhn !", but soon, she felt a little bored, so she greeted Sherlock, and decided to go to her own department to inquire about related matters and finish some chores.

Of course, Sherlock was eager to get rid of her, a slow-moving guy, and he didn't hesitate to get rid of Jian Ruo's brown candy.Abandoned her without looking back.

……Hey!

When she walked out of the office, it was already close to noon. Jane Ruo felt that she needed to have lunch, and took out her mobile phone to call Sherlock, only to find a text message.

[Speed ​​to Ashmolean Museum (Ashmolean Museum).It's urgent.

——SH]

Urgent? ?what happens? ?You won't be beaten for talking about it, right? ?

Jian Ruo quickened her pace with a nervous expression on her face.

But... before going to save people—

etc! !Where is the Ashmolean Museum? ? ? ?I don't know the way! !Jian Ruo quickly turned on the phone to check the map, but this broken phone seemed to have suddenly announced a strike. .

...Hopefully Sherlock won't be beaten to death before she arrives.Jane Ruo thought without sincerity.After all, this is what was destined by the heavens. She didn't want her phone to get stuck. Everything is luck, and everything is character.

Oh Sherlock.How can I save you without a map?

……

When she rushed to the Ashmolean Museum, she realized that everything was not as she thought at first.

Unexpected sight.She thought blankly.

… cordons, police cars, busy people coming and going.There is also an excited Sherlock Holmes in a black playful trench coat.

It's still this familiar formula, and it's still this familiar taste.Ah, who am I and where am I?What am I going to do?Jian Ruo decided to leave this sad place quietly.

But before she retreated, Sherlock had already walked towards her with a disgusted expression on his face: "You are too slow."

... Is it a question of whether it is slow or not?why did you call me?Can't we be considerate to each other and be a good pair of happy roommates?What is the most basic trust between people?Jian Ruo stared at Sherlock resentfully, not wanting to face this bloody reality at all.

"It's true that I came here today! Look, a murder case! What a beautiful day! Oxford is indeed much better than Cambridge, isn't it?" Sherlock looked happy, and his favorability for Oxford seemed to have greatly increased.

Wouldn't it be nice to feed Cambridge and Oxford? !If Jane feels powerless, Sherlock is an out-and-out genius in some respects, and it seems normal for a genius to have some quirks?She looked at the side lazily: "... as long as you are happy, I want to go back first."

"Go back?!" Sherlock raised his eyebrows in surprise, "Did I hear you right? You said... Go back? Where?"

"...Go home..." Jian Ruo was a little puzzled, "It's already noon, don't you know? At this time, you should have a luxurious lunch comfortably and then lie on the bed and take a nap..."

"Oh, with all due respect, lunch? What's the need for 'luxury', and as for taking a nap—'nap?' What a fun new term—after wasting half your day sleeping, you still Do you want to waste the few remaining waking hours and go to sleep?" Sherlock raised his eyebrows, and it seemed that he almost wrote [Do you make a staff? 】Four big characters "Although I know this is a cultural difference... I remember there is a word in China called [Do as the Romans do]?"

However, I don't want to do as Romans do...

Perhaps seeing such words in Jian Ruo's eyes, Sherlock Holmes just paused, and then added: "By the way, going to sleep immediately after a full stomach is very conducive to fat accumulation-maybe you like this?"

Right in the bull's eye.

Jian Ruo smiled: "What are we going to do?"

……

"What are you going to do?——" the police officer shook his head, and said with a smile, "No, no, no, what can two frail students do?——Don't add to the confusion, you should study hard. Such illegal behavior is naturally inevitable. We righteous police officers—"

He brightened his thick arms, with a little pride in his eyes, "—to solve it."

Jane Ruo: ...

...British police officers have such a personality...huh?

A trace of impatience appeared on Sherlock's face: "I'm assuming that you didn't say this kind of ignorance because of the inferiority complex caused by the strong limbs and simple mind in childhood, and the envy of those little goldfish who at least didn't have muscles in their heads." Logic can only expose your inner cowardly nonsense? allright, that's why you have been only a trainee police officer and have been pushed to the front line by your superiors to do some stupid things that don't need your head and are ignorant and complacent. With all due respect, if you don't improve your brain development, there is no doubt that your eighth police officer exam will continue to fail." He pushed away the dumbfounded police officer, "Okay, get out of the way now."

"...Wait! Wait for me to figure it out—no! You can't go in! This is the scene of the crime—" He tried to stop Sherlock while covering his head.

Sherlock took out an ID: "Scotland Yard, sir."

Then, taking advantage of the moment when the other party was stunned, he broke in.

"Scotland Yard?" Jane Ruo followed Sherlock's footsteps and asked in a low voice, "Where did you get the certificate?"

"By the way. Thanks to that Leiter that day, by the way, he has a girlfriend, you can give up those unrealistic fantasies in your head - he likes the mature type, at least the Ccup type, and you ? Except for pedophiles, I don't see what kind of normal people would fall in love with you." Sherlock glanced at Jian Ruo in disgust.

But Jian Ruo's focus is not on the second half of the sentence: "...Wait, what Leiter?"

"Oh. Poor Rhett, have you forgotten him who stood with you in the interrogation room that day?" Sherlock replied indifferently.

Jane Ruo: "... His name is Greg Strade."

"Oh. When did he change his name?"

"...No, no, he's always been called Greg Strade."

"Really? That would be boring."

... Well as you like.

"You followed Rhett, bah - I mean Officer Lestrade's ID, what if it is discovered?" Jane Ruo felt that she had to ask Sherlock this question clearly, "How long will it be if it is discovered?" Embarrassing - if I knew it earlier, I wouldn't have asked you to pretend you didn't know anything."

Sherlock gave her a contemptuous look, turned around and strode forward.

Jian Ruo had a blank face, feeling that she had suffered ten thousand points of damage, she covered her heart, and glanced at the scene of the crime from a distance, the way of death was very random - the corpse was casually placed in this place of honor, by The main entrance of the first public museum in the UK, which was cut by the Queen of England, leaned against the door, and the pose made people suspect that the deceased just slept here drunk.

There was not a drop of blood on the ground.

Jian Ruo stood at a certain distance, thinking deeply.

The posture of the corpse is also very ordinary - if you don't pay attention, you may think that you are sleeping, with your hands peacefully placed on the abdomen - why can't you make a unique shape? ?

"Why are you always obsessed with the useless placement of corpses?" Sherlock's voice faintly appeared beside her, "You can't observe anything useful - don't you see anything?"

She was taken aback, and the hairs on her back: "Don't scare people in such a gloomy place!!"

"Oh, that's not the point." Sherlock pushed her forward, "Look over there, pay attention, what can you see?"

"See what... I... wait!!! Why did you let me see it again!! It's none of my business! Damn it, aren't you going to be a detective to solve the case??? I don't just need to make a vase Okay, please let me make a vase in peace!" Jian Ruo turned around and put one hand on Sherlock's shoulder, speaking in (nu) serious (fa) heart (g) long (guan).

"Oh - that's not okay, I can't just let my roommate fill my brain with weed, proper exercise helps the brain grow - oh no thank me, I just don't want it out of a humanistic spirit You are reduced to a goldfish." Sherlock said expressionlessly, there was no extra emotion in his smoky eyes.

Jian Ruo laughed angrily, she rolled her eyes, and stood there motionless with her arms folded.

Oxfordshire in September has a little indescribable taste. In this weather, it seems that it is about to or has traveled to the past. There are many Oxford students around, wearing formal clothes and holding books. Shmolin Museum.

She blinked, and suddenly felt a little sad: "Is the deceased a student from Oxford?"

Sherlock glanced at her quickly: "Obviously."

"Oh, how sad, he managed to get into Oxford, maybe he was about to graduate, maybe he just started school, and he didn't have a good youth, and he just died in Oxford - he might have done a lot in academia , and might become a man of worldwide importance, who could have taken a wife, had a child, and sat by the fire in the future, showing off his life to all his posterity—but when a man dies, there is nothing , How pitiful." Jian Ruo held her right wrist—habitually, but there was nothing there, and she lowered her eyes in discomfort.

Sherlock was standing around her, and her unguarded movements and demeanor were reflected in his eyes, and he could see everything at a glance.The mind seems to be a sophisticated instrument quickly analyzing everything. Sherlock stared at her with no waves in his eyes: "Really? I really deserve sympathy."

"But you don't look sad at all." Jian Ruo looked up at him, "Don't think I can't see it."

"You 'look' very sad." Sherlock glanced away indifferently, emphasizing the three words "look".

"...Okay, okay." Jian Ruo shrugged helplessly, "Dear Mr. Detective, tell me, what did you see from the corpse? Can you find out the murderer?"

Stimulated by Jian Ruo's questioning tone, Sherlock gave her a dissatisfied look: "—Why do you look so surprised?—Of course I can find the murderer!"

"——I don't think you can, Mr. F.E.M.S." The voice of gnashing teeth came from behind, and Sherlock turned around, and saw the gray-haired Sergeant Blake of Scotland Yard without any surprise.

—What a pity.Three people thought at the same time.

I originally planned to update tomorrow, after all, everyone knows that it will be updated every Saturday!

But I plan to change the update time, update around 19:19 every day, so that everyone can lie on the sofa to watch the update after a tiring day!But if this is the case, you will have to wait until tomorrow at [-]:[-]. It feels so pitiful...so update today.

The other is to celebrate the successful application┗|｀O′|┛哦~~, the collection is increasing so fast! ! !

I hope there will be a lot of messages to let me out of stand-alone mode QAQ

Today's Man Zhao also has a good update!

See you tomorrow at 19:[-]!Love you guys.Go to bed early and good night.