Your carry-on four-level bag

There was a bloody storm in the live broadcast room.

"Help, I think this sentence is very teasing."

"Damn it, University Z calls itself Brother Zhou!! Woooooo Brother Zhou! I want to be called Brother Zhou too!!"

"Who the hell is this strawberry brownie?? Another black question mark? This fucking mother has watched the live broadcast for three years and saw He Shen with a trumpet for the first time??"

Lu Yi asked honestly: Brother Zhou, it turned out to be you.Why did you change your number?

He Zhizhou also answered honestly.

Level [-] package: How do you think I changed my number?Can you move your mind?

Apart from the fact that the blocked account cannot be used, does he have any reason to change the account? ?

Strawberry Brownie: QVQ, brother Zhou, you are fierce

Level [-] package: ...

God knows how much He Zhizhou restrained himself to resist the urge to kick his teammates out.

Level [-] package: Can you stop being so gay?

Then, He Zhizhou heard that the person on the other side had turned on the microphone.

Between the lines, there is a sense of aggrieved: "But I am a little gay in the first place."

"..." He Zhizhou had nothing to say for a while.

He is still broadcasting live, it can't be a coincidence that I am too.And... He Zhizhou refused to use the word "little gaygay" to describe himself - motherfucker.

He Zhizhou simply clicked on the ranking.Low-scoring Fish Pond Bureau, one jump to solve thousands of worries.The game experience is hearty, making you forget all the troubles in life instantly.

Lu Yi still chose to follow the same as yesterday.

This time it's a desert map.Wide field of vision, suitable for just guns.

And Lu Yi's game experience became like this under the leadership of He Zhizhou.

"Go and hide on the second floor of the house over there." "Okay Brother Zhou."

"You lie behind the tree." "Okay Brother Zhou."

"You picked up the bullet." "Okay Brother Zhou."

"Give me the bullet." "Okay Brother Zhou."

"Don't move around here, I'll blow two heads off." "...Okay Brother Zhou."

... Lu Yi's game experience is extremely poor.

Finally, when He Zhizhou entered the ranking for the third time, Lu Yi quit.

He began to bargain with He Zhizhou on the plane.

Strawberry Brownie: I haven't had a single shot for the past half hour.This is a shooting game!My big gun is already hungry and thirsty, how can you keep me lying on my stomach!

He Zhizhou replied unceremoniously: "It's also a stroke of the human body to ask you to hit."

"...You are questioning my ability! I beat and ate chicken several times during the day!"

What Lu Yi said was the truth.Ever since his roommate Amway fell into this pit, Lu Yi has studied a lot of strategies in the spirit of doing what he does and loving what he does. Although the results on paper are superficial, he has tried a couple of them himself and feels very good about himself. Inflated, I don't have any B number in my heart.

He Zhizhou nestled in a chair, sitting in front of the computer playing games without a formality.It's two o'clock in the morning, and he's already sleepy because he's too bored.

He put a piece of strawberry fructose in his mouth, and said vaguely: "That's fine, I'll give you a chance to show off. Don't dance with me. I'll go to Lion City, you can do whatever you want."

1 minutes later--

A red system reminder flashed in the lower left corner.

[Teammate] Strawberry Brownie was eliminated by Xiao Heye with his fists.

He felt that it was time for this little rookie to recognize the reality, but in the end he heard Lu Yi say with obvious lack of confidence: "I think this is an accident..."

On the contrary, He Zhizhou became more energetic in the middle of the night: "It's okay, then I'll give you another chance to show off."

Another game.

System reminder: [teammate] Strawberry Brownie was eliminated by Sun Walker using M416.

Now even Lu Yi couldn't say anything to evade, and he was stunned.

However, He Zhizhou continued to sneer: "Little handsome guy, come and play, why did you die again?"

Strawberry Brownies; QAQ…

Lu Yi blushed with shame.

Fortunately, he didn't know that He Zhizhou was broadcasting live, otherwise he might have to unplug the network cable in embarrassment and anger.

Strawberry Brownie: Brother Zhou, I was wrong, this is my knee today.Let me live under your broad wings QAQ.

He Zhizhou gave a rare laugh.

"Why, have you figured out the situation?"

Strawberry Brownies: OTZ…

"My number is only [-] points, and you have scored like this yourself. If I use a large size..." He Zhizhou stopped suddenly when he said this.

Don't want to explode.It's not that he is shameless or anything, it's just that he feels a little pretentious for saying such things at this moment.

He abruptly changed the topic: "Just be my fourth-level bag honestly."

Where do so many ideas come from.

I just played the game for two days, and I still performed well in front of him.

When I thought about being able to take this person with me, I just thought he was obedient.When I feel better, I take it with me.

snort.How many people begged him to take what he didn't bring.

Strawberry Brownie: Isn’t there only the third-level bag in the game, why is it your fourth-level bag QAQ?

He Zhizhou glanced at the line of words sent by Lu Yi, yawned, and said, "Your own capacity plus the capacity of a third-level bag, isn't it a fourth-level bag?"

Lu Yi understood, he was He Zhizhou's mobile ammunition depot.

But he couldn't refute it.

Lu Yi stayed up until four o'clock in the middle of the night.

To the back is already yawning.Old Wang in the same dormitory has woken up twice.

He looked at the computer screen, and it was the game interface of eating chicken again, and immediately hated Lu Yi's behavior like that of an Internet addicted boy: "It's four o'clock in the morning, why are you playing? You don't sleep when you're on drugs. of."

Lu Yi replied lightly: "...I, I can still fight."

Then he heard He Zhizhou's voice coming from the earphone.

"go to sleep."

Probably because the computer was a little distorted, Lu Yi actually thought these words were damn provocative.

Lu Yi was a little dazzled looking at the screen, he asked: "Brother Zhou, aren't you going to sleep..."

He heard a "huh" over there, and then replied, "I'm jet-lagged."

Lu Yi's tired brain has lost the ability to think.

"Ah... no wonder you go online in the middle of the night. I'm so sleepy, so I'll go to bed first..."

"Okay, go to sleep, good night... Yiyi?"

Lu Yi's mind froze, and was blown into blossoming fireworks by the last sound.

He climbed into bed and touched his ears.hot.

For the first time, the older male youth experienced the feeling of heartbeat, and his mind became clearer.

"He's a fucking netizen, and he's only known him for a few days." He said in his heart, "Even if you call him 'Brother' shamelessly, he has nothing to do with you."

"What's more, they don't have any hints. You have been single for too long and have hallucinations. You can't stand a few words from them."

"Besides, those who are good at playing games are usually dead fat nerds. Just look at those online dating tragedies."

"Maybe Brother Zhou is a dead fat house of five hundred catties. His name is Li Goudan."

So, in a series of soliloquies in his mind, Lu Yi's mood gradually stabilized.

There is everything in the dream, go to sleep.

The author has something to say: There were so many comments yesterday, the stupid author was so excited that he didn't fall asleep most of the night!Very happy.

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