Your carry-on four-level bag

He Zhizhou almost blurted out the phrase "I like you, let's date".

But he held back.

Brother Zhou is a solemn and dignified person!Confession is such a life-determining event, no matter how you think about it, you should ask for consent in person.

What's more, He Zhizhou wanted to say it himself rather than hanging a sentence on the screen coldly.Even if it is rejected in person.

Although he felt that he shouldn't be rejected no matter what.

So after coaxing Lu Yi to sleep, He Zhizhou dug out the book "Teach You to Catch Him in a Week".

The editor-in-chief of this love textbook is Qiliu. Although Lao He thinks the writing is very unreliable, but he is a mother-fetal single dog with no experience at all. Brother Zhou thinks it is better to find some references than to catch him blind.

So He Zhizhou compared the catalog and turned to the confession of "Teaching You How to Catch TA".

It is written in the book: Confession, the most important thing is the right time, place and people.Fate sometimes must be there, there is no time in life, don't force it~

Do your best to wait for the destiny, young people, work hard, I wish you well!

Then there is no more...

He Zhizhou closed the book and fell into silence, are you fucking kidding me? ?

He Zhizhou turned the book to the page of the writer's resume, and saw that the resume said——

Qiliu, born in 199×, single with rich experience, dedicated to the promotion of literary family planning, and no one died for this cause!

...Fuck, so how did this kind of person come up with the tutorial? ?

The tutorial is unreliable, He Zhizhou's heart moved, and he found the only gay honey(?) Xu Kun.

He pulled out the chat box with Xu Kun.

At River Island: At ?

Xu Kun... didn't answer.What day is it today, even Kun'er ignores him?

He Zhizhou who was ignored decided to knock on Xu Kun's door.

Knocked three times, but there was no response. Knocked three more times, and a melon seed popped out from the next door.

A face covered with a green clay mask was exposed, and He Zhizhou's heart skipped a beat. It took him a lot of time to make out the general outline from the facial features covered by the green clay.

It seems... this person is Wei Chongyun.Live is really exquisite.

"Zhizhou...what happened in the middle of the night?" Wei Chongyun, a delicate boy, leaned against the door frame and asked.

He Zhizhou was quite uncomfortable looking at that green clay face, he said, "I'll just look for Xu Kun. Isn't he here?"

"Yeah, I'm out on a date." Wei Chongyun said.

So He Zhizhou nodded to show that he understood, and was about to go back to his room to stay, when Wei Chongyun stopped him again.

He Zhizhou turned his head: "What's wrong?"

Wei Chongyun tried to force a smile, but was restricted by the mask, it looked like a zombie was going to eat your brain.

"You left suddenly this afternoon, do you... have any objections to me?" Wei Chongyun asked.

Huh?

Seriously, I don't really understand why you straight guys (not) think so much.The thoughtfulness is so delicate, which makes gay guys feel puzzled.

He Zhizhou replied with a normal expression: "No. Don't think too much."

Wei Chongyun hesitated to speak, but unfortunately He Zhizhou didn't intend to continue chatting, so he turned and went back to his room.

He Zhizhou wanted to confess his love, but he didn't know what to do first.

It's annoying.

Should I write a love letter first?Another box of chocolates?But why do I always feel that something is wrong?

So He Zhizhou logged on to Baidu and started searching: how to express love to someone?

The first link is actually a fortune-telling and marriage test website...

He Zhizhou's heart moved, he clicked to open it, and entered the name as required, but later found that he still needed to enter the horoscope of birth date.

Speaking of which... When is Lu Yi's birthday? ?

He Zhizhou was suddenly stunned.

But everyone has gone to bed, so it's not easy for him to ask.So he thought about opening the WeChat data card to take a look - WeChat ID: LUYI970601.

In other words, Lu Yi's birthday should be June 97, 6.It's still Children's Day!

He Zhizhou praised his wit!Then nervously entered the birthday into it.

The web page jumps quickly!

"He Zhizhou" and "Lu Yi" have a karma value of 7.9%, and they are destined to be related in this life!Don't panic, this website has specially launched the Peach Blossom Talisman, which only costs 9.8 per piece!You read that right!No 98, no 998, only 9.8 for one piece!

"..."

I'm so sick of my brain to do this test!

Brother Zhou silently turned off the computer.

Then log in to the game.

To be honest, Lu Yi felt a little guilty when he saw the name "Level [-] Package" light up in the friend list.

After all, half an hour ago, he told others that he was going to bed.It's also very cute.

Don't panic, hold on.He doesn't know who you are yet.And the "Level [-] Pack" is still in the game.

Lu Yi thought about it and decided to wait for someone to come out of the game.

He Zhizhou was refreshed after playing the game, and just about to play another game, a private chat message came over.

He Zhizhou opened it and took a look.

Strawberry Brownie: hey good evening!

He replied with a complicated mood: Good.

Strawberry Brownie: handsome boy, are you playing games?

Level [-] package: hit.

The other party sent a team application.He Zhizhou opened Strawberry Brownie's data card, and found that this brother was almost approaching 2000 points... KDA is not low.

Great bro.Farewell to Shishi for three days, and look at each other with admiration.You are no longer the cute lying chicken guy I am familiar with!

He Zhizhou couldn't help but praise him: "You've improved so fast."

The other side replied to him: "You're welcome, my man teaches well."

I don't know if it was his illusion, but the person on the other side seemed to be speaking under his throat on purpose.

Huh?He Zhizhou was surprised, the strawberry brother also got out of the order behind his back?

He couldn't help asking: "You left the order? Who is it?"

Strawberry Brownie replied in a melodious manner: "Of course ~AH's Zero~"

"..."

Pooh!I disagree!

He Zhizhou pondered for a while, did he meet a boyfriend fan?It's so sour, I can't believe it!

The other person smiled and continued to ask: "I haven't seen you online for a long time, why are you online suddenly today?"

Because I have encountered trouble again.

He Zhizhou said, "Have you confessed your love to anyone?"

After asking, he felt that something was wrong, and it seemed a bit strange to say such a sentence out of nowhere.

Lu Yi was stunned.

He said quietly, "Yes."

He Zhizhou couldn't help asking: "How did you confess your love? Tell me?"

The tone on the other side was sad: "Is your memory only seven seconds? Last month, I was with you."

He Zhizhou: "..." Damn it, I forgot!

The atmosphere was very awkward for a while.

After a long time, He Zhizhou choked out a sentence: "That's such a coincidence."

Luckily, the strawberry brownie didn't seem to mind.

"Why do you ask so suddenly? Are you going to confess your love to someone? Don't you already have a partner?"

...Damn it!Forgot again!

He Zhizhou suddenly remembered the previous nonsense.

My fucking memory is only seven seconds, right? !

He replied bluntly and confidently: "This is the romance of old couples."

After a long time, Strawberry Brownie sent a "smiling" emoji.

He Zhizhou didn't know why, but when he looked at the emoji, he suddenly felt a chill behind him...