Your carry-on four-level bag

As soon as He Zhizhou finished speaking, he saw his teammates jumping up from the window sill on the second floor, and then jumped down.

He suddenly discovered the second advantage of this cheap teammate, being obedient.

It's completely different from some irascible old guys who get on top of each other as soon as they play games.

"I picked up the things in the box, I'll go find the car."

At this time, the poison circle has begun to refresh.The location is very delicate.The center just forms a diagonal line with the military base.

He Zhizhou planned to find a car to take Xiao Caiji to the vicinity of the drug circle first, and then find a commanding height to shoot.

Although he is recognized in the circle as the king of gunfighting, but with his sister... oh no, with a man, it's better not to take a rookie to a gunfight.Give Meng a new gaming experience.

Here, He Zhizhou was wandering on the main road, when he saw that the blood bars of his teammates displayed on the left side of the screen suddenly lost a portion.

Teammate Little Strawberry sighed with lingering fear in his ear: "This... is this game haunted? Why did a person suddenly pop out in front of you??"

He Zhizhou patiently explained: "When the score is low and you haven't met anyone for too long, the system will refresh your man-machine. It will disappear after you play a few more times."

"Aren't you human?" The person on the computer side asked very straightforwardly.

He Zhizhou: ...? ?

This question asks, are you a straight man of steel or am I a straight man of steel?

"I'm your teammate. That doesn't count."

at this time.

The teammates yelled in surprise: "Me! I killed this man!!"

Are you not talking nonsense, what are you playing if you can't kill a man and a machine!Go back to the penguin farm to steal food.

"This is the first time I've killed someone!!"

Probably because of being too excited, the pitch of the voice was several degrees higher.Sounds like a teenage internet addict.

Kind of cute.

Out of politeness, He Zhizhou replied, "Congratulations."

The person on the other end of the computer still did not stop sighing, but suddenly said in a melancholy tone: "I killed someone, I am no longer the pure and flawless me..."

He Zhizhou: ...

... Was the cuteness a few minutes ago an illusion?You are actually a showman, right? !

He Zhizhou found a four-wheeled armored vehicle and called for people to come up.At this moment, the poison circle has begun to shrink.

But He Zhizhou didn't drive away immediately.

"can you drive?"

"Ah, yes, I will. I took the test three times last year and finally passed subject two, and then I passed subject three and subject four and got my driver's license!"

... Who the hell asked you to drive a real car? ?If you haven’t passed Subject [-], you still need to practice reversing in the game, right?

He talked to himself inwardly.

He Zhizhou, you have to calm down.Opposite is Mengxin, a cutie, the hope of the future of the game, maybe it can save China's e-sports.

"I mean the car in the game."

"Oh oh oh...!" Xiao Mengxin made a voice of sudden realization!

Then replied, "Sorry, I haven't opened it before."

guessed.

He Zhizhou said: "I'm afraid there are people blocking the bridge on the other side, so try driving." Drivers can't shoot, and relying on the new technology...he might as well hope that the other side can't see them.

Xiaomeng's new mission came from the sky, so he replied flattered, "Okay, big brother."

big brother?

How does it sound like a gangster.

He Zhizhou was silent for a while facing the screen: "You should still call me Brother Zhou."

In fact, in the game, he is more used to being called "He Shen" or "Z Da", which sounds more prestigious.

But just for a moment, a thought of "I don't want to fall off the horse" came to He Zhizhou's mind strangely.

Xiaomengxin obeyed his words: "Okay, Brother Zhou. Just call me Xiaolu!"

Yes, Lu Yi didn't know which state it was at all.Subconsciously, I thought it was the last name Zhou.

Similarly, He Zhizhou didn't know who Xiaolu's Lu was. Comrade Xiao He, a famous e-sports player who used the nickname and bb all the year round, thought in his heart: The name Xiaolu...why do you feel gay in gay?

The four-wheel off-road vehicle turned left and right in a misunderstanding and hit the road.

Xiaolu: "Brother Zhou, let me tell you, I can drive steadily. When I was learning to drive, the coach praised me every day for my stability!"

He Zhizhou replied expressionlessly in front of the computer: "I just know that if you are more steady, we will be caught up by the poison."

——And god damn it drives an S-type?Did you pass the sleepwalking test for your driver's license?

Comrade Xiao Lu replied a little shyly: "I'm sorry, Brother Zhou...I, this is my first time driving, so I'm not very good at it."

He Zhizhou is completely Buddhist, "It's okay, learn slowly, I'm not angry. It's like this when I just played."

Then he received Xiaolu's kind person card full of gratitude: "Brother Zhou! You are so kind."

……

No, in fact, I'm an irritable old man who is invincible in the entire e-sports circle.From LOL to CSGO to OW to PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds, there are people I hated all over the place.

He Zhizhou, who was praised so much for the first time, was in a delicate mood.

Fortunately, after driving for a while, Lu Yi gradually got on the right track, and the speed of the car immediately stabilized, at least he would not be caught up by the vicious circle.

The problem came when the first turn was required.

He Zhizhou was still watching the wind and grass on the other side of the river with the mirror open, when there was a loud noise, and the world suddenly fell into darkness.

He Zhizhou's voice sounded dumbfounding: "...how did you turn the corner and turn the car over into the ditch?"

"Sorry, sorry!" The other side began to apologize non-stop, "It seems that I turned my head when I turned the corner!"

He Zhizhou has completely lost his temper.

He felt that this person was sent by the system to balance the difficulty of the game.

At this time, Lu Yi's guilty voice came from the earphones: "Brother Zhou... the car seems to be stuck in a crack in the rock. It won't move."

He Zhizhou.

You are an old senior, you have to be more relaxed with the younger generation.

Life is like a drama, because we get together because of destiny.

I often lose my temper because of trivial things, so why bother thinking about it.

I am not angry when others are angry, and there is no one to replace me when I get sick.

If I am angry who is happy, besides, it hurts and takes effort.

He Zhizhou warned himself in his heart.Anyway, it's not dead yet, it lost a little blood when the car rolled over and fell into the ditch.

He said calmly: "Get out of the car, walk over there, and look for a car at the opposite side. Anyway, the poison is not serious now. I can't die."

At that moment, He Zhizhou felt like a Buddha's light came out from the back of his forehead.

Until I got off the bus and walked to the opposite side of the bridge, the other side kept apologizing: "I'm sorry, I'm very sorry, I won't do it next time...Brother Zhou, don't dislike me..."

"It's okay." He Zhizhou comforted him, "Although you are skinny and clumsy, you still obey the command. It won't be to the point of disgust."

"Yes, yes, I am super obedient."

...Is this something gratifying? Why do you look so happy to be praised? Hey? ?

He Zhizhou found another jeep from the side of the road.

And wisely, he didn't let that "little deer" drive again.

The car ran across the lawn and small woods in the suburbs towards the safe area.

Lu Yi, the co-pilot, sighed sincerely again: "Brother Zhou, you drive so well, fast and stable, you look like an old driver!"

He Old Driver Zhizhou: ...

Although you are complimenting me, why do I think it sounds weird?

The author has something to say: The special correspondent of Crispy Duck TV will bring you the latest interview report.

Qiliu: Brother Zhou, many readers have left comments to praise you... Ah, sorry for misreading, no one praised you, sorry to bother you.

He Zhizhou: ...Get lost.

Qiliu: Brother Lu, many readers commented that you are cute.

Lu Yi: Hahahaha really!I am very happy ahhhhh

Qiliu: It's true, I'll read it to you...

(Suddenly snatched the microphone)

He Zhizhou: You are so f*cking skinny and disheveled that you still don’t obey orders, it’s impossible for anyone to like you.

You are jealous, Brother Zhou! !Wake up, it's still live! !It will not be edited! ! !